Reno "son of Mockery" Omokri is not as smart as he looks. And those times we were just chanced to read a few wise words, it didn't really matter that he made sense because he's always littering our cyberspace with his nuggets and has made himself become irrelevant with constant posts filled with hate and confusion, just like his ex-minister brother from the West side.

sojayy:
Chaaiii ! Ken sarowiwa comes to mind........naija don upgrade pass this level since....... ibb i sight u

Saro wiwa

Abi Dele Giwa

Ride and Die

charliesyndrom:
What positions are junior and which ones are senior? Assistant Superintendent of fire 2 falls under what category?

Senior level

I'm not gonna lie, I like this.

Good job

Sankabson:
Your Location?

Bauchi. Unfortunately I missed your reply...I'm always available here

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The man looks like David Oyedepo.

kallmemrB:
sharap joorr.... our Fire fighters are really trying...its just police that are the dead on arrival

Thank you very much. We do same here.

Theonlycoolmonk:


What do you mean by consistent?

If Sowore couldn't see that bubu was no good by all means, what is the guarantee that he is going to make good choices as a president?

I voted for him in 2015 because I believed (and still strongly do) that PDP had to go. Unfortunately it seems that someone has gotten too comfortable and now has to leave too...

He understands the meaning of the word democracy because it was his dream before he even experienced it. And he is consistent.

He will have my vote.

Two options Mr. Abaribe

Open up already, or shut up and keep your can to yourself.

No fire extinguisher

You must be blind

Partnerbiz3:
This is tragic.

No fire extinguisher..

Just hope it was insured, otherwise he just lost huge sum in this booming economy.

.



I guess it's electrical fault though

What do you want to write about?

mactoni91:

hook me up on fb: mactoni

Naa young man...

You look me up on IG combocub

mactoni91:

bro pls my date of birth changed from 22/05/1991 to 07/01/1982.
how do i rectify this error as I'm unable to edit because my application has been submitted

I'm interested in your birthday... we're birth mates

Papa Alpha Yankee

If you know, you know

Oga

So they rolled out red carpet for him at Dapchi yea?

They held his mouth shut against speaking about the herdsmen violence abi?

They instructed the IGP to leave Benue after one day and told him not to react too?

They told him to act indifferent about Maina?

They told him not to follow up on the inplementation of the budget that he didn't even know that Aso Rock Clinic didn't even have one syringe abi?

You're a joke

Jones4190:
PMB VS #THEM

-Shortly after he resumed office, they sponsored Avengers to halt oil business(Country's major income), he tackles them.

-They later sponsored IPOB secessionists, he silenced them

- Being the promoter of farming, They bought, hoard and even destroyed the farm products after the harvest, to create hunger in the land and ignite civil uproar, but he invested more in farming to bridge the gap they have created

-They made an attempt on his life, God Helped, healed and returned him back home, after months.

-They ganged up with the criminals in the NASS to scuttle all progressive bills and laws in order to make him bow, he remained resolute.

-They used the riffraff, thugs, puff heads and the bleaching common-nonsense in the senate to ridicule him and distract him, he remain indifferent.

-They imported, smuggled deadly-weapons and sponsored killings, and internal crimes to tarnish his government, he squared up their effort and keep beating them.

-They took false campaign of calumny against him to foreign countries, in return he gets more support and encouragement from international world.

-They resolved to begging him not to contest again, he left them in tenterhook and suspense.

-Now they knelt down and beg military to take over. He smiled.

When you hear these people crying, please note that Nigeria is progressing, and getting off its hook.

They prefer anybody apart from him, they presented/suggested many options within their circle.

As they create the distractions and the sabotage, he remains resolute, focused, determined, calculative and committed to the welfare and well being of his country masses.

PMB all the way........#iStandWithBuhari

What's wrong with the complainant?

Can't she feel the heat?

Why can't you guys just observe and walk away from you don't have something positive to say?

That's another human being. Respect her feelings and if you can't, just respect yourself and keep moving

bidemz:
Blessings already fallen on dat dude
but wait o....some guys got no shame o...he should have asked him for the doe in another coded way...which one be i never chop since morning... u never chop before u dey enter instagram abi...ifa slap u now dem go say i do bad thing

Maybe he's on someone's WiFi

anibirelawal:


You are very right!

Many Peoples seems not to be aware of the current change in events, of waste management in Lagos State.

All this refuse will be dealt with soonest.

Eko O Ni Baje o!

There's obviously a transition but I must say that they haven't handled this refuse problem well. The whole state is looking like a huge mess and I'm certain that this will soon cause a serious health problem for the public.

[quote author=Hozier post=64185644]That's because sarcasm is most time lost on an average Nigerian. It takes a certain level of IQ to recognize one. [/quotel]

If one doesn't understand this thread or find humor in any of these, then the person is not smart

King of thieves

Nairaland and Reactions

Wolverine

naijamafioso:
An adage in yoruba says "baa ba nja, bii ka ku ko". somebody help me interprete to english.


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The fact that we're fighting does not mean that we should die

Wrong information about the fire service.

SF Akilapa Busayo is a Superintendent of Fire and he works for the Federal Fire Service.

tosyne2much:
A broke ass nigga is a dude who is frugal in spending from his meagre while a broke ass lady is any lady that is fond of taxing guys for money and thereby dishing out insults to a financially unstable guy even when she herself does not have a kobo in her own pocket

Do you even know the meaning of the word FRUGAL?

FRUGAL; Avoiding waste

Then again...you are right...if only you had been specific about the perspective you're seeing it from.

Dem don quick put cotton for him ear.

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

I know a girl who asked my big brother out. She plainly told him that she loved him and she said that right in my presence. Today they are happily married and she just gave birth to their first child not too long ago.