₦airaland Forum

Johnnycastro18:
" One of them said oga come here, where you dey come from?

Where you nosemask? I was confused and don't even know what to say, the next thing one of them said, we'll carry you go inside now go do wetin go make you sweat. " , many things can make a man sweat oh, are you thinking what am thinking?

you dey read my mind, maybe they wan fu. Ck op, they mean no harm

You didn't respect ur union at all, ur wife of girlfriend?

EHoudini:
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!

Op no mind people saying you should stay away from Germany car, the only German car i can vouch for is VW, Audi is a luxury version of volks, but pick VW, but but (note i repeat it twice) if you don't have specialist for VW, pls stay away, those cars are not for all mechanic, i use Golf 4 2002 model, the engine is be replaced but the car is still moving like nothing happens, since two years now,, which Toyota of it year can be strong like that.
Don't listen to Toyota fan boys, they all worship Japanese plywood car.

Oyerinde16:
Seems bolt and Uber do not accept Volkswagen products, quote me if I'm wrong or if you are using Volkswagen for bolt or uber...

that's not true, someone i want to buy jetta from use it for uber then.

For me have stop ordering wears, like shoes, clothes online, even on so called aliexpress, my half shoe arrived last week, shoe look very small and not the length of my leg.

Life no balance sha, me wey i dey pray make them just barr me, make this loan people no call me,

DoctorOlasDesk:
Wait first. Na wetin this fight dey about first ?

putin collect zanlesky wife, zanlesky sag he no go gress, say putin wife must pass the night in his house, gbam fight begins.

Enyah, i can feel ur pain, u can't let go, we wey no fine girls dey use us play na,





I guess u simp and not fine.

Candycrushy:
Nairaland guys are so full of themselves...gosh
I wish you happy relationship..

you too if you are serious, we can wed this year, meet me off thread.

Relocate to Akure, and experience peace

Awey all of una leave the girl alone o, she must chop na, hunger dey town, how i wish i be girl in tight era, i go rent out my clito.

Itohan22:
Please do, chat on whatsapp
Thanks boo

can you deliver personally, personally personally

Boys go gaga, girls go mara

Itohan22:
Lovely pair
Guys patronize your girl, we deliver Nationwide

i want to buy something,,

YeyeGbami:
They are mad ni, carry money go keep for abroad or buy house wey they no need everywhere.

God, these people are the part of the problem.

Why are these factory own by foreigner, what are our rich folks doing, i can now see the reason of oir poor currency, when those foreigner are going home they will change their naira profit to dollar, come back again make some profit change it to dolapo again. Not fair.

Op have you find out if the owner is still alive, you just post anything.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Hahaha
Madness! Very horrible!

Who trained her? I need to have a tete-a-tete with the person that trained her

that is it, i think the ceo should not employ Nigerians, they will spoil his company, if he must employ them he must hold them with iron hand, we quickly spoil good things here,

tuoyoojo:
I have been using tstv since Dec and they have never gone off for a single day. Most of the channels are HD.

I don't know why people like bad mouthing our own. Later we would say , other people are exploiting us.

If tstv was bad, no body would come here and praise them

e be like say i go buy o, that picture is ok

Hope this TSTV will not be the case of "the devil we know is better than the angel we don't know"




Because someone mentioned that the pictures is not good as DStv, another one said they can go offline for weeks, hmmm

keeper303:
No. I was told the decoder that offers free data was no longer available.

ha i can't buy it if they are not offering data, what's the point then,they fumble bigtime

Temidayo9:
TSTV is good but never a replacement for DStv in every aspect. I used both.

bro please is true you can use theeir decoder fro internet browsing?

Is it now available nationwide?

cococandy:
Bagel sandwich

babe can i marry you?

They should not disturb you with their fuc..k na,

Op well done, you have tried but as this girl get health issues please report to the authorities asap, i no want wahala for you, may God no let things go south.

Well, it's good sha no big deal for some men

BadEnglish:
Yea, is it surprising?

I'm from the west! It is common knowledge that, religious tolerance is our forte.

BadEnglish:
CAN you have sexx in front of your parent for $20 million ??


Let's hear your reaction s.

your wife a Muslim and you a Christian? I saw u from Ramadan thread this morning.

Emmajn1:
how much did you borrow to repay 117,000. for how many month instalments

like 92,500,, but not once, first is 63,500 and is 29,500, 2 2 weeks for each.