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dingbang:
I hail you my banker bro.

This Firstbank Manager

Geofavor:
Care to expand on your last paragraph?

Opportunities are most times attached to an office or individual, all you have to do is be bold and speak up.

As the good book says; opportunity, will never come to your house it's got more important places to be.

Too little, too late.

Success is a mindset...I was a poor individual, a poor student but omo I am that person you'd have to kill and cut off his head before I ever give up. So here I am, doing decently for myself and my family.

I have starved, I have seen my parents and siblings hungry. I have run away from home twice just to escape poverty.

I have sold bread, pure water, akamu, I have worked in a pure water factory when they were all manual, I have seen my parents swallow their pride to borrow just so we'd go to school and have something to feed on, I have seen all this and I don't blame no village people.

All I needed through all this travails was an opportunity and the mindset to see it as one.

Don't get me started with the hand me downs, JESU! I wish no man poverty, no matter what side of the Niger you find yourself, it's worse than death. In death, you are at peace.

How did I do it: I read alot, I started doing graphics design and video editing to augment, switched to adding one or two kpali by browsing newspapers to know what's the latest professional course to do for the career of my choice, tried my hands in so many useless certifications that I had to chuck most of them.

I have confidence, my balls are made of brass and I am a fast learner.

Everything day brings it's own opportunities and I try to learn one new thing a day. Every useless information I have learned had come in handy in my current profession.

I waste nothing.

My advise, No fear anybody, nah hustle we all come this life to hustle, the highest them go talk nah NO, the worst they can do is call security.

All the trees in my street go hear am...the rate people go use chop them up no go be here.

Ha!

Chai

What is petrol?

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Ndo

Monitor dem oooo

DenreleDave:
Can u help. Connect me to the bank, abeg

Unfortunately I don't have such leverage my dear.

I work in a Bank, I did Engineering, What I do in the Bank and What I studied are not related by 2000 miles.

AuroraB:
Na the trouble be that. Electricity, especially

All they need is an excuse.

Oh boy e don red oooo, the next go be electricity and water...oh wait, nah we be waterboard sef.

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From their minimum wage savings....

Okay

How?

hardasan:
Everyone wants to use Donald Trump to shine.
What's the difference between the 2 speeches? If chloroquine isn't effective, why are they running trials if it hasn't proven some efficacy?

Because he is a petulant child who jumps to conclusions and obfuscates like an African politician without an iota of fact or truth to backup his assertions and innuendoes.

Ausrichie:
I hope it is not fake oh. If it isn't we should also hope that the so called corona does not adapt to the cures, heard of many bacteria that adapts to their cures within a short time.

Correct!

Drug resistance is real, but will they listen...NO!
It is until COVID-19 turns COVID-19x everybody go get sense.

Myde4naija:
God should take you back to days where okonjo iweala is claiming Nigeria is broke despite crude oil being sold for over $100?

When the economic team are borrowing to pay salaries?

God will answer your prayer and reinstate you life to exactly what Nigeria have then.

At no point was Bonny Light static at 100$ for more than a week, STOP this disgustingly mindnumbing stupidity please.

Xisnin:
Do you want to pretend that you are not aware of Trump's proclivity to lie?
Where are the results of the trial?
The FDA has not approved any drug for Covid-19.

His Twitter timeline is a good read in how to be a bold and unrepentant liar start from January 10 til date. (For the Coronavirus ONLY)

Church people sef

Too late

Cikena

Now where are those braindead negroes here on NL who were calling the Coronavirus a 'Democrat Hoax' to target Trump...wallahi the hottest parts of hell awaits all of you if you don't wean yourselves off of propaganda and Fox News and focus on your country; bloody hypocrites.

Micro-Anuofias!

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Awon Monitoring Spirits

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Coronavirus Crisis?