And now (6 April 2024), he's dead.

Kolzzxxx:
Good morning nairalanders.
My name is Collins and I would like to know the state that issues passport faster.

pay money to the immigration guys and your passport will receive express service. You can get it all within 72 hours with the right amount

MacDodger:
@Brunel I’m also on the salesforce path with you, are you based in Lagos?

No, I'm not.
What Salesforce Path are you on?

I have replied to your email

Phelickz98:

Not yet. Are you in Stavanger?
Here’s my email felixhope30@gmail.com

congratulations.
have you paid any fees yet?

Phelickz98:
Any one got admitted into University of Stavanger here?
Or any one currently in Stavanger? I just recently got admitted.

2022 has been a very long year.
May his soul rest in peace.

fizcoo20:


your sch will have to send ur transcript to d sch u are aplying to.

u need to visit the sch for that

Thank you for your response.
I know the school will courier a hard copy of my transcript to the school, my question is on the upload of official transcript by the applicant

I need urgent help.
Norway universities are asking for applicant to upload OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPTS meanwhile Nigerian Universities only give Student copies of transcript to students and not official transcript.
How can one solve this issue?
Any advise is appreciated.

Good evening everyone.
With respect to Documentation Requirements for International Applicants, (https://www.uis.no/en/studies/documentation-requirements-for-international-applicants) how can I upload OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY TRANSCRIPT when I am only given student copy from my university?

So thoughtful of you, benefit man.
Right now, what will benefit the youth is Peter Obi as president of Nigeria.
Thank you, don't mention

iwaeda:


https://gazettengr.com/being-president-is-for-your-benefit-not-me-atiku-tells-nigerian-youths/

I cringed reading this!
Pearls have been given to dog!

gazeup1:
I created this new handle to hide my identity.

I got married 11 years ago. We both started working before we got married, but my salary was way above my wife's own. I was earning 195k while she was on 108k when we got married, after my MSC, I was promoted and started to earn 350k, this got to me and I started to misbehave, I was doing all sorts and would insult the hell outa her. As the cry cry girl, she would cry, and thereafter I would hear her praying. At times she would say she will one day be greater than me. That to me was an impossibility.

I can't even remember ever giving her money for home keep but we never lacked food at home (we delayed before having kids, so I don't see the need for me to give her monthly money and she never asked). I started giving her after we had kids. She agreed when I told her her money was for the home and mine for investment, but I never included her name in my properties. she knows this as well.

After our kids, it became very demanding, coupled with her office not increasing her pay, she resigned, and that was when I felt the impact of her income. Meanwhile, her pay was reduced to about 80k and mine was increased to like 600k as at when she resigned. In one month I started asking her to return back to her work as to me I was not ready to foot her bills, she never even asked for money, she would even say what I gave her is left 5k or more self at the end of the month.

Now her new journey - When I started disturbing about going back to her former office or getting a new job, she said never and asked me to stop giving her money but go to market to buy food myself. In less than 4 months to her resignation she started talking about online job here and there, I thought it was a scam so I warned her. One day, I was in the office when she said she needs me to help her wit the best laptop to buy, I tried to talk her down on buying one but she ended the call on me.

I got home to see her with a new laptop. fast forward, she paid for a training on how work from home without my knowledge, got her first job of about $200, I also washed her down on going that low for such an amount but she said it was better than her former 80k job, before I knew it, she started talking about $1,000, now it's $3,000, to $4,000 monthly. I earn lower than #1M, my wife gets over #2M monthly working from home. She helped me finished my house project, very transparent and would not hide any $ she earns.

I have not been able to forgive myself of all the things I did to her, the insults, talking down on her but in a way I think I pushed her to become who she is now. I remembered when she asked back then to open a joint account with her, I laughed her to scorn, like how would the ratio be. she saved over 6M and credited my account with everything, just for us to complete our home. I can't even produce 1M.

She doesn't seem hurt, but sometimes she reminds me of those words, I have never officially told her sorry neither have I really changed because I am just like that, I don't mean evil. I wanted her to braze up and never stay low.

Married, men, please how do I ask for her forgiveness? I don't think we have up to 2% of her type out there.

Naijabad:


Please dont take that ANAN advice.

ANAN is a worthless piece of paper.

But the Accountant General of the Federation has ANAN, not ICAN

I have stopped buying petrol from all Total Filling Stations

houseontherock:
I just check meter reading, that's all. Check to see the attendant rubs off the last reading-especially if a napep or bike has just bought fuel of 500 or less because they sometimes start from there and if you're buying like 3,000 fuel or thereabouts, you may not notice. As per the nuzzle returning my fuel, that's not something I can help if it still shows the correct amount on their machine! We really need to watch the unnecessarily jovial attendant because truly he/she will mostly cheat you...it happened to me at a Total filling station.

you are an inspiration.

markos:
still working with SAP, 20 years and counting, still in the game!

scorpio1:
Hey Brodas, Someone praise d lord with me, I passed my certification exams and am so glad.
Pls more experienced brodas, Kindly advise on the way to follow and where i can get a job with my current certification now while i study to specialize(Hopefully in PLM or BI), My shout out to everyone who's been there for M.!!!

My email addy is scp0_01@yahoo.co.uk

good evening sir
can I reach you on this email (scp0_01@yahoo.co.uk) concerning the quoted above?

you don already reach here boss

Mrford:


What's wrong with your car ac?

check Mrford here on NL

chidirobert:
Please is there any good and honest AC technician here who stays in port Harcourt?

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Thank you.
Can you recommend a mechanic that can fix it for me?
The car is a 2003 Toyota Corolla Verso

GAZZUZZ:


wise thing to do is run a straight pipe.

Stuffing will lead to blocking will only damage engine .


You can use this to solve the codes.

https://www.nairaland.com/6280487/catalytic-converter-problems-cheap-solution

can the catalyst be replaced with 'packing' to muffle the sound?
my mechanic told me the packing does same work as the catalyst.

GAZZUZZ:


You have no catalyst

Yes, we did!
Your service is top notch and I have no reservations recommending you to anyone who is looking for pre-purchase inspection for cars.
Your service is very detailed and comprehensive and of international standard.
Well done.

p.s. I took delivery of the car.

Inception:


I believe we transacted today?

Inception:
A sample of report and an idea of what service you will be enjoying...


This was recently done for a Nairalander.


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This is awesome.
If you can replicate this for me, I will patronize you and also recommend you too

adajoe555:


Happy new year to you too

Yes I have, hope you are good?

Yes, I am
Thank you

hi dear,
happy new year.
I hope you have been keeping safe.
All the best

adajoe555:



Hi Brunel...long time

oyinella:
I dont consider anything my lover gives me as cheap, it doesn't matter what it is

Better somebody.
God bless you and your wonderful family.
You will live long in good health and prosperity

Nigerian security:
1. Prevent kidnap? No!
2. Rescue the kidnapped? No!
3. Bring back corpse? Yes!

The Monster(s) they created!!