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Politics › Re: Hisbah Moves To Regulate Social Media In Kano by Bruno3000(m): 2:48am On Jun 25, 2022
Kano should have a country of their own called Islamic Republic of Hisbah. We would gladly support them. Their own too much.
Nairaland General › Re: Remembering Pop Legend, Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009) by Bruno3000(m): 2:40am On Jun 25, 2022
At a point this guy's popularity was being compared to that of Jesus Christ. However, while nothing lasts forever, Jesus remains thesame yesterday, today and forever. There's none like Him.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Mohammad, King David And The Twisted History! by Bruno3000(m): 10:19pm On Jun 24, 2022
I just weak for the guy. Their level of understanding is very shallow. They will soon call us blasphemers. I wonder where Islam comes from.
cornelboy:
David was more of a king than a prophet. There are like two main prophets in his time. Samuel who's the main prophet at that time anointed David as king over Israel. Prophet Nathan was sent by Yahweh God a couple of times to David.


In the history of Israel, go and check it anywhere, David was a king. Samuel and Nathan were the prophet of his reign.

He wrote prophetic Psalms inspired by the holy, he can also be called a prophet though. But he was more of a king than a prophet.
Saul the first king also could be considered a prophet cos he prophesied when the holy spirit came on him.

What kind of reasoning is that huh
If you want to know the reason Mohammed didn't plagiarize David's sin, read my first and second post well.

Which verse in the Koran says prophets can't sin? Are they not human? Didn't Mohammed commit sin all through his life?

That Sura was copied from the Bible isn't it? cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Mohammad, King David And The Twisted History! by Bruno3000(m): 10:13pm On Jun 24, 2022
Sharrap there, no mortal man is perfect. The moment Adam sinned in the garden of Eden, evry one of his offsprings inherited the sinful nature. So don't u ever say David was incapable of sinning 'FOR ALL HV SINNED AND COME SHORT OF GOD'S GLORY.' even ur mohamed committed a lot of atrocities. So simply quiet.
AntiChristian:
Another lie from the Jehovah witnesses. Na so your instructor max lied in another thread!

All you Sabi na to package falsehood and present as lie.

Prophet David is a pious man who fasted on alternate days. If he fasts today, he doesn't tomorrow. He fasts again the next day. And continues like that.

We don't believe he was a murderer, coveter and adulterer as the Bible falsely paints him.

A Prophet that receives inspiration from God should be above making such mistakes!

If the Prophets that received inspiration made such big errors then the writers of the Bible would have made bigger errors under inspiration writing your Bible.

So in the end your Bible is false.
Romance › Re: Am I The Only One Who Finds This Annoying? by Bruno3000(m): 7:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
Tell her to do sit ups every morning, eat lots of fruits and drink plenty of water.
LadyD22:
This might sound funny but there's this acquaintance of mine , my coursemate who also became my roommate , she's a lady like me very slim and tall , she has a bad habit of farting loudly literally every 5 minutes , she acts like it's a normal thing , everybody farts but hers is chronic , walking ,sleeping , peeing , eating even when I was eating one time
When I tell her she says it's not her fault that she's a human being
I always wonder how it will be when she gets married and has to live with her man
It's like she's leaking gas , is that healthy ? Am I the unhealthy one and I don't know? grin
It's funny when someone farts out of the blue once in awhile but it's not funny anymore when it's every second of the day
Apart from this habit she's a neat person , she also has this disturbing handwashing ritual , made most if us assume that she had OCD but this farting thing is irritating everyone , even if it doesn't have any smell the sound just turns you off
Am I the only one that doesn't like when people do that? Sometimes I feel like I'm exaggerating it
Celebrities › Re: Gospel Artist, Mercy Chinwo Is Getting Married! by Bruno3000(m): 9:16pm On Jun 23, 2022
This woman that always sings as if she's crying. Me am not her fan.
Islam › Re: Burial Of Abdukareem Abdullah, The Chief Imam Of Igbo Eze South, Enugu (Photos) by Bruno3000(m): 9:09pm On Jun 23, 2022
Let the dead bury their dead. A pity he died without Christ.
Business › Re: How Do I Retrieve Money I Borrowed My Crush? by Bruno3000(m): 7:34pm On Jun 22, 2022
Haba.. You would make a good comic actor
Nikkganc08:
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Stop dwelling on d past.


Money given to a woman is lost FOREVER.

Unless u r ready for unnecessary drama.

That's why my dad can give my mum 10k to prepare food.

Mum would cook jellof rice without meat, fish or even satchet tomato.

Yet, dad would just murmur and forget about it. He dares not ask for any balance because definitely, the 'high cost of living' would be d reason.


Your story started with how curvy her buttocks is.

Pls, u didnt view it for free. The payment is that loan u gave her.

Just assume that u did it for love, then count ur losses and move on.

Jesus Christ loved d world and died for love.

Same as Romeo and Juliet.

Can't u lose money for love?


Pls, let it go.
The lord will bless u in 100 folds for being f**lish.


Had it been u spent that money to get premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva Pro, Turnitin, etc from me for as low as 3k....

It would have been a more profitable venture.

My contact details has always been in my profile here for d whole world to see.

Clearly visible even to the blind.

But hell NO....!!! You didn't see it.


You may even give the money to me as a surprise gift.

Atleast for once in my life, lemme have a reason to do "Aaaaawwnn"

Then blush a little.
Then pray for u for a whole week.

But u didn't.


Anyway...

In this time of sorrow and grief , all I can do for u is to lend u some motivational quotes (out of d 10 quotes wey I dey manage)


Here:

1. Blessed is he that giveth than ye that recieveth. Mathew 3: 17 - 18

2. No one has ever become poor by giving.

3. When u give, you are piling up gold in heaven. Just die, then go and claim your inheritance.

4. Normally, All men are scum. But when u wholeheartedly give ur money to women without expecting it back, all scum in ur life will be wiped away.



NOTE: when this ur time of sorrow and grief is over, pls return d quotes I lent u. Make I use am hold body too.

I'm among d foolish men that lended money to a woman last year because she had beautiful eyes.

I've not fully recovered from d shock and trauma yet.
Celebrities › Re: 2pac Former Bodyguard Proofed 2pac Is Alive by Bruno3000(m): 6:51pm On Jun 22, 2022
Aswear down
Damzy101:
e shock you grin grin
Crime › Re: PHOTO: Woman And Boy, 5, Found Stabbed To Death In Barnet by Bruno3000(m): 10:14pm On Jun 21, 2022
And some people expect hell not to exist. These murderous evil humans must face judgement o. How can some people be this wicked and cruel?

Las las heaven must be real and hell must be real too. Live ur life right people.
Celebrities › Re: 2pac Former Bodyguard Proofed 2pac Is Alive by Bruno3000(m): 9:55pm On Jun 21, 2022
Even though i act crazy
i gota thank the Lord dat u made me... I love 'dear mama' by 2pac
Celebrities › Re: 2pac Former Bodyguard Proofed 2pac Is Alive by Bruno3000(m): 9:52pm On Jun 21, 2022
Jesus! When were u born? 2005? So many kids on nairaland!
blazingblender:
Ok
But this 2pac of a guy
I never hear em song before ooh
Na juSt em name I know
Jokes Etc › Re: What Would You Do If You Were In His Shoe (Pictures) by Bruno3000(m): 9:46pm On Jun 21, 2022
I will just faint...
Health › Re: If Money Wasnt Important, What Else Can Keep You Happy by Bruno3000(m): 7:20pm On Jun 21, 2022
Travelling the world and meeting exciting people.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Insurance Marketers Needed In Lagos by Bruno3000(m): 7:04pm On Jun 21, 2022
God forbids...
Romance › Re: This Is How I Welcome Rich Guys With Deep Voice and Beards Into My Home. by Bruno3000(m): 4:30pm On Jun 21, 2022
Stop harassing us o. We are trophy men.
Family › Re: My Girlfriend Wants Us To Wear Same Attire To Her Niece traditional marriage by Bruno3000(m): 11:09am On Jun 21, 2022
Guy u just made laff hard
shantti:
Something is fishy. Hmmmmmmmm

O.p, what if that so called ceremony is your igbankwu secretly mapped out without your knowledge.

What if, when you get there, the village youths will beat you into paying her dowry, then you will sit down, her father will give her wine and she will dance with her ashebi and bring it to you. You go dey drink the wine dey shed tears. Then the village youth will beat you again into dropping some currency into the wine tumbler. Then they will beat you again into dancing with her. U go dey dance buga with her dey cry. Then they will finally beat you into taking you newly wedded wife home
Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan Court Rules Against Same-sex Marriage, Lawyer Disappointed by Bruno3000(m): 10:53am On Jun 21, 2022
Na wa o
blingxx:
Japanese are somehow racist Sha you be "gaijin" to them .. protitution is legal there and their woman sabi moan during sex grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan Court Rules Against Same-sex Marriage, Lawyer Disappointed by Bruno3000(m): 10:25am On Jun 21, 2022
Ok thanks.
Fuckingmallam45:
You will regret it, don't just try it. They have been known to be hardcore racists as a country. Infact, being a black person in Japan is a punishment on its own.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan Court Rules Against Same-sex Marriage, Lawyer Disappointed by Bruno3000(m): 10:23pm On Jun 20, 2022
God bless Japan. Na to japa go Japan o.
Sports › Re: Sadio Mane Is Transforming His Village Into A Beautiful Town by Bruno3000(m): 10:05pm On Jun 20, 2022
Why not? He is mane not mikel
Chaos14:
If he played for norwich could he do this
Sports › Re: Ronaldo's Staff Smashes His £1.7 Million Bugatti Veyron Into Wall In Spain by Bruno3000(m): 9:54pm On Jun 20, 2022
Forgive and forget ofcourse. His IG account can get him dat car in one week.
HarlequinLekex:
What will baba do now?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Belgium Apologises, Hands Over Lumuba's Last Remains To Family 61 Years After by Bruno3000(m): 8:16pm On Jun 20, 2022
I concur
BKayy:
This one said "time for black man to rule"
Rule wetin?

Oga blacks are still under slavery, just that most of them can't see it.
"There is no independence if your working language is the language of another"

My dear, there is no free black country in this world. What we have is slaves that can't see their chains.
Romance › Re: Tears Flow As Pastor And His Wife D!e In Ghastly Accident — Video by Bruno3000(m): 9:59am On Jun 20, 2022
Their ways no pure. No genuine man of God can die like dat. An evangelist for that matter. That's why we have the Holy Spirit that guides and directs us on our daily decision-making plans if only we invite and listen to Him... May they find rest.
Romance › Re: Man Takes Blood Oath With His Girlfriend (video) by Bruno3000(m): 9:24am On Jun 20, 2022
I can see d demons rejoicing...
Family › Re: Woman Takes Her 5-year-old Son On A Spa Date, Some Cr!.ticize Her (photos) by Bruno3000(m): 3:40pm On Jun 19, 2022
This is how it starts o. Where the hell is the boy's father?
Christianity Etc › Re: Let The Dead Bury The Dead (What Jesus Actually Meant?) by Bruno3000(m): 10:19am On Jun 19, 2022
Excellente'
Gabbriell:
Here is what led to Jesus saying those words:

Luke 9:59
He (Jesus) said to another man, “Follow me.” But he replied, “Lord, first let me go and bury my father.”

Then Jesus reply:
Luke 9:60
Jesus said to him, “Let the dead bury their own dead, but you go and proclaim the kingdom of God.”


So what does it mean ?
The word "dead" is used twice in the sentence.

The first one refers to those who are alive but dead (spiritually). These people do not know about God or believe in God.

The second one refers to someone who is dead (physically and spiritually). That is someone who died without knowing God.

The man Jesus was talking to has already found Jesus. So he is not dead (spiritually), that is why Jesus was setting his priorities straight. Saying he should leave the dead (spiritually dead) to bury their dead (spiritually and physically dead).
Sports › Re: Only Few People Will Know This Famous Footballer by Bruno3000(m): 10:13pm On Jun 17, 2022
Maguire
Romance › Re: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by Bruno3000(m): 8:00am On Jun 16, 2022
The guy no dey normal. He even sounds rude n arrogant.
Ballzproblemm:
no more morals in this world, talking about hooking with someones wife like it's a normal thing
Romance › Re: She Wanted To Control Me After We Fkd by Bruno3000(m): 7:57am On Jun 16, 2022
They are right. U no normal.
ifinger:
Get a rope do the needful
Romance › Re: Lady Invades Her Ex-boyfriend’s Compound With Friends By 4am (pictures & video) by Bruno3000(m): 10:14pm On Jun 12, 2022
I hope jehova witness people will all get their pvc's and vote Mr Pete?.. They better do
Celebrities › Re: One Of Uk's Biggest Actors ( Jimmy Akingbola )replied My Tweet. by Bruno3000(m): 9:23pm On Jun 10, 2022
Now clap 4 urself Mr Tosin...

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