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Sharrap there, no mortal man is perfect. The moment Adam sinned in the garden of Eden, evry one of his offsprings inherited the sinful nature. So don't u ever say David was incapable of sinning 'FOR ALL HV SINNED AND COME SHORT OF GOD'S GLORY.' even ur mohamed committed a lot of atrocities. So simply quiet.

AntiChristian:
Another lie from the Jehovah witnesses. Na so your instructor max lied in another thread!

All you Sabi na to package falsehood and present as lie.

Prophet David is a pious man who fasted on alternate days. If he fasts today, he doesn't tomorrow. He fasts again the next day. And continues like that.

We don't believe he was a murderer, coveter and adulterer as the Bible falsely paints him.

A Prophet that receives inspiration from God should be above making such mistakes!

If the Prophets that received inspiration made such big errors then the writers of the Bible would have made bigger errors under inspiration writing your Bible.

So in the end your Bible is false.

Tell her to do sit ups every morning, eat lots of fruits and drink plenty of water.

LadyD22:
This might sound funny but there's this acquaintance of mine , my coursemate who also became my roommate , she's a lady like me very slim and tall , she has a bad habit of farting loudly literally every 5 minutes , she acts like it's a normal thing , everybody farts but hers is chronic , walking ,sleeping , peeing , eating even when I was eating one time
When I tell her she says it's not her fault that she's a human being
I always wonder how it will be when she gets married and has to live with her man
It's like she's leaking gas , is that healthy ? Am I the unhealthy one and I don't know?
It's funny when someone farts out of the blue once in awhile but it's not funny anymore when it's every second of the day
Apart from this habit she's a neat person , she also has this disturbing handwashing ritual , made most if us assume that she had OCD but this farting thing is irritating everyone , even if it doesn't have any smell the sound just turns you off
Am I the only one that doesn't like when people do that? Sometimes I feel like I'm exaggerating it

This woman that always sings as if she's crying. Me am not her fan.

Let the dead bury their dead. A pity he died without Christ.

Haba.. You would make a good comic actor

Nikkganc08:
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Stop dwelling on d past.


Money given to a woman is lost FOREVER.

Unless u r ready for unnecessary drama.

That's why my dad can give my mum 10k to prepare food.

Mum would cook jellof rice without meat, fish or even satchet tomato.

Yet, dad would just murmur and forget about it. He dares not ask for any balance because definitely, the 'high cost of living' would be d reason.


Your story started with how curvy her buttocks is.

Pls, u didnt view it for free. The payment is that loan u gave her.

Just assume that u did it for love, then count ur losses and move on.

Jesus Christ loved d world and died for love.

Same as Romeo and Juliet.

Can't u lose money for love?


Pls, let it go.
The lord will bless u in 100 folds for being f**lish.


Had it been u spent that money to get premium softwares like Grammarly, Quillbot, Canva Pro, Turnitin, etc from me for as low as 3k....

It would have been a more profitable venture.

My contact details has always been in my profile here for d whole world to see.

Clearly visible even to the blind.

But hell NO....!!! You didn't see it.


You may even give the money to me as a surprise gift.

Atleast for once in my life, lemme have a reason to do "Aaaaawwnn"

Then blush a little.
Then pray for u for a whole week.

But u didn't.


Anyway...

In this time of sorrow and grief , all I can do for u is to lend u some motivational quotes (out of d 10 quotes wey I dey manage)


Here:

1. Blessed is he that giveth than ye that recieveth. Mathew 3: 17 - 18

2. No one has ever become poor by giving.

3. When u give, you are piling up gold in heaven. Just die, then go and claim your inheritance.

4. Normally, All men are scum. But when u wholeheartedly give ur money to women without expecting it back, all scum in ur life will be wiped away.



NOTE: when this ur time of sorrow and grief is over, pls return d quotes I lent u. Make I use am hold body too.

I'm among d foolish men that lended money to a woman last year because she had beautiful eyes.

I've not fully recovered from d shock and trauma yet.

Aswear down

Damzy101:
e shock you

And some people expect hell not to exist. These murderous evil humans must face judgement o. How can some people be this wicked and cruel?

Las las heaven must be real and hell must be real too. Live ur life right people.

Even though i act crazy
i gota thank the Lord dat u made me... I love 'dear mama' by 2pac

Jesus! When were u born? 2005? So many kids on nairaland!

blazingblender:
Ok
But this 2pac of a guy
I never hear em song before ooh
Na juSt em name I know

I will just faint...

Travelling the world and meeting exciting people.

God forbids...

Stop harassing us o. We are trophy men.

Guy u just made laff hard

shantti:
Something is fishy. Hmmmmmmmm

O.p, what if that so called ceremony is your igbankwu secretly mapped out without your knowledge.

What if, when you get there, the village youths will beat you into paying her dowry, then you will sit down, her father will give her wine and she will dance with her ashebi and bring it to you. You go dey drink the wine dey shed tears. Then the village youth will beat you again into dropping some currency into the wine tumbler. Then they will beat you again into dancing with her. U go dey dance buga with her dey cry. Then they will finally beat you into taking you newly wedded wife home

Na wa o

blingxx:
Japanese are somehow racist Sha you be "gaijin" to them .. protitution is legal there and their woman sabi moan during sex

Ok thanks.

Fuckingmallam45:
You will regret it, don't just try it. They have been known to be hardcore racists as a country. Infact, being a black person in Japan is a punishment on its own.

God bless Japan. Na to japa go Japan o.

Why not? He is mane not mikel

Chaos14:
If he played for norwich could he do this

Forgive and forget ofcourse. His IG account can get him dat car in one week.

HarlequinLekex:
What will baba do now?

I concur

BKayy:
This one said "time for black man to rule"
Rule wetin?

Oga blacks are still under slavery, just that most of them can't see it.
"There is no independence if your working language is the language of another"

My dear, there is no free black country in this world. What we have is slaves that can't see their chains.

Their ways no pure. No genuine man of God can die like dat. An evangelist for that matter. That's why we have the Holy Spirit that guides and directs us on our daily decision-making plans if only we invite and listen to Him... May they find rest.

I can see d demons rejoicing...

This is how it starts o. Where the hell is the boy's father?

Excellente'

Gabbriell:
Here is what led to Jesus saying those words:

Luke 9:59
He (Jesus) said to another man, “Follow me.” But he replied, “Lord, first let me go and bury my father.”

Then Jesus reply:
Luke 9:60
Jesus said to him, “Let the dead bury their own dead, but you go and proclaim the kingdom of God.”


So what does it mean ?
The word "dead" is used twice in the sentence.

The first one refers to those who are alive but dead (spiritually). These people do not know about God or believe in God.

The second one refers to someone who is dead (physically and spiritually). That is someone who died without knowing God.

The man Jesus was talking to has already found Jesus. So he is not dead (spiritually), that is why Jesus was setting his priorities straight. Saying he should leave the dead (spiritually dead) to bury their dead (spiritually and physically dead).

Maguire

The guy no dey normal. He even sounds rude n arrogant.

Ballzproblemm:
no more morals in this world, talking about hooking with someones wife like it's a normal thing

They are right. U no normal.

ifinger:
Get a rope do the needful

I hope jehova witness people will all get their pvc's and vote Mr Pete?.. They better do

Now clap 4 urself Mr Tosin...

They are everywhere, me i no send them.

Emotional connection. That's why most of them even cheat on their good husbands.