₦airaland Forum

Kwara1stson:
a big fool will always remain a fool... UTI are caused by E.coli,saprophyticus, Proteus species, Klebsiella species, Enterococcus faecalis, other Enterobacteriaceae, and yeast. in STD the Microorganisms implicated are Bacteria (gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia)
Parasites (trichomoniasis)
Viruses (human papillomavirus, genital herpes, HIV ). I guess have given you enough knowledge than you've ever attained in your miserable existence.

Oga Pharmacist, what's d full meaning of STD 1st? Then we can talk.

Kwara1stson:
stupid fool. if having sex courses UTI how is it the same as STD. werey don go check Google. I don't need Google, am a clinical Pharmacist. I won't argue with an illiterate

y am i even wasting my time lecturing sum1 that doesn't even knw d full meaning of STD...cos from ur quote, it's very obvious u don't know the full meaning of STD. Pharmacist indeed...lol...Odee grade 1!!!

Kwara1stson:
werey, see this stack illiterate. you are not even ashamed of yourself saying UTI is STD. better go n collect your school fees. mumu person

Aboki lemme lecture u small!
Causes of UTIs:
*being immobile for long periods.
*not drinking enough fluids.
*recent urinary tract surgery.
*diabetes.
*being uncircumcised.
*fecal incontinence.
*engaging in anal intercourse or any sexual intercourse that exposes the urethra to more bacteria which is the main cause of UTIs...Odee!

One thing i like about this unknown gunmen is that they are like corona virus....they dont want to knw if u re APC or PDP, big man or a no body...anybody can fall a victim...even governors are not safe too...so if dey like, let them tackle it or leave it...one day it might get to the Mr President em self too.

Beckysexy:
Stop calling your female relatives Olosho.
It's rude.

you no fit dey related to me na.

[quote author=Kwara1stson post=101373395][/quote]make i come follow hausa boy wey no finish primary sch come dey argue? Abeg go find ur class cos i gat no time to waste on Alamajiri wey manage buy pkalasa phone from shoe shinning argue.

Why una go upload video clip, una no go still allow us to watch, come stil remove am. Nawa o!!!

Akwamkpuruamu:
Make una stop all these Nollywood scripts abeg. Who do Africa this thing

u never experience dem b4 so gat notin to argue with u.

Lifenoeasy:
Am totally heart broken please help:

please my dear beloved NL
I don't want to die in silence I have been trying to keep quit but can't anymore.couple with the level of impersonation going on his forum by one devil called Anthony okeke. With my former video I didn't mention my name.
please forgive me, if I can help myself I won't be begging have been looking for help on nairaland.my name ís ᑎᗯᗩᑎᏦᗯᝪ Celestine . ᖴᖇᝪᗰ ᑌᏀᗯᗴᗰᗴ ɪɴ ᴀᴡɢᴜ ʟɢᴀ ᴇɴᴜɢᴜ. Am 29 years of age. For the past 13 years now have been suffering from quadriplegia spinal chord injury. Am only able to be alive today by grace of God and also because my aging mother look after me but life is now too very hard for us, my mother is diabetic and her health is now worst.My hands is partially affected due to d spinal injure and I can no earn any money because of it. my family have suffered and spend so much on us and is only me and my mother that live in our house here in the village no one else here to help. am suffering from serious UTI infection because I can not get proper treatment and because am not able to get catetherised regularly. we find it hard to feed or buy drugs and healthcare treatments like surpositry, catethrers, suporssitory bowels stimulations,aldut pampers etc. Please am calling upon well meaning Nigerians to please have mercy and help us, please nothing is too small nd to NGO that can accept my condition please. Almighty God bless you, more details.

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The below picture is my unproperly treated bed sore

from my knowledge so far, urinary tract infection(UTI) is an STD(sexaully transmitted desease)...so how sum1 with spinal chord injury take get UTI?

SQLmastar:
Okoro was a successful businessman with strings of shops all over Alaba market. He has houses and cars to his name.
He decides to visit his hometown and in doing so, offers monetary and kind gifts to some of his kinsmen, according to his magnanimity. Few months afterwards, his business begins to crumble and he is finally reduced to a pauper...after selling all his properties ofcourse.
You may have seen the above story played several times in our nollywood movies but I want to ask; are they real? Do these "village People" have the power to take away our sources of joy? If yes, who gave them these powers and why can't these powers be wielded to turn their own lives to good fortunes.

The reason for my post is this: I'm about to visit my hometown and would likely throw a party and render help to some of my folks because I haven't been home for some years now. But my girlfriend strongly opposes this. She says African villages are full of evil people.
I don't agree with her. I'm a scientist and I believe people who crumble in their businesses may have made bad decisions and this has nothing to do with village people. My father always told me to focus and work hard. They are the keys to success. He doesn't even believe in all these spiritualisms flying around. And he has also been living in the village most of his life!
Furthermore, take a look at the Western world. They don't believe in village People. Maybe that's why they are able to make economic advancements.

What's your take? Fellow Nairalandis.

Oga u better agree with ur girl o!
village people are real and them no get joy o!

Beckysexy:
@OP, can you connect me with the guy ?
I need to help them and settle this fight.

1 olosho sighted...

travel out to dubai...gimme ur govt job...

if unknown gun men are for IPOB, BH, BANDITS AND HERDSMEN are for who then? yeye people!

blamingthedevil:
Simple,funny, feminine, but intelligent question. You can simply Google it..... Meanwhile,


On your remote, the gotv controls options include:

1.Power Button
2. ALT
3. Shift
4. TV
5. TV Guide
6. Language
7. Mute
8. Info
9. Exit
10.Up
11. Right
12. OK
13. Left
14. Down
15. V+/V-
16. P+/P-
17 Utility: Red, Blue, White, Yellow, Green
18. Numbers: 1 – 0
19.Menu
20. Help

Exploring the options on your remote control
Power Button: This button is used to turn off or turn on the decoder.
ALT: This button takes you back to the most recent channel: the last channel you viewed before changing to the present channel.
Shift: When used with ALT (Shift + ALT), this button can be used to change screen orientation (size and shape). Available orientations are Letterbox and Cropped.
TV
TV Guide: Shows the programs schedule for the channel you are watching
Language: Displays the decoder language in use.
Mute: The mute button is used to abruptly turn off/on system sound.
Info: Pressing the info button once displays information: the current channel, program and the next program with time. This information is displayed at the bottom with an info plate (i-plate). Pressing it twice displays information about the selected program on the i-plate
Exit: Exits the active menu option
Up: Used in navigating up, mostly when selecting menu options.
Right: Used in navigating Right
OK: Used to confirm a selected option
Left: Used in navigating left
Down: Used in navigating down
V+/V- : This button (+ and – sections) is used to control (Increase and Reduce) System sound
P+/P- : Used to change channels – Forward (+1) or Backward (-1)
Utility: Red, Blue, White, Yellow and Green coloured buttons. These buttons are useless on their own. They are used to carry out specific commands as indicated on the screen. While using TV guide, you may find an option or command next to a specific colour. To activate such commands, you have to press the coloured button on you gotv remote control that matches the colour on the screen.
Numbers: 0 – 9
Menu: Displays the menu
Help
Up/Right/Down/Left: Display the list of channels on you decoder.
Shift + Language: Opens Parental Control. It is a shortcut.

Baba no b exam hall u dey so ooo...This one u dey answer like say u dey exam.

Ned Nwoko's Spec...

eliyonvibes:
Give me her number, lemme start from where you stopped

working boy sighted...

Lifeisnotfair:
I hope everyone is having a good day. Here's my story and I'd try to be brief as much as I can.

About four months ago I met this white girl on Instagram and since then we've been talking day in day out. I'm surprised af how quick we both connected in a very short time and to be honest I can tell that she's crazy about me and I'm as well. As a matter of fact she broke up with her ex boyfriend so she could focus on our relationship because according to her she hasn't met someone as sweet as me and I was actually cool with it since no girl has shown me such love in my entire life.

We are both in our early 20s (24 years old) and we 've both promised each other a lot, we plan on seeing for the first time in Nigeria very soon but after last night's conversation, I actually don't feel the same way I felt for her when we started talking.

She confessed to have been with 8 guys after I asked her how many guys she's dated in the past, then she said 9 and later 10 and said she has lost count of how many times she's had sexx. And oh I haven't asked her to be my girlfriend yet though but last night I was about to and after hearing all of her confessions I had to go offline and she's been begging me for forgiveness but I've been ignoring her.

I'm confused and I don't know what to do. I'm deeply in love with her and I see a future with her as well but her past disgusts me so much and I don't feel sexx with her would be something special when we finally decide to get married in the future. Should I continue to lead her on till when I get a green card and just ditch her afterwards or should I just cut ties with her now that I have the opportunity to?

Ps: She's based in America while I'm in Nigeria and for those that would say I'm not a saint, oh well I'm sorry to burst your bubble but I'm still a virgin and haven't had sex in my entire life. I'm not saying she should be a virgin but I feel like 10 guys in the past is a bit on the high side. Please NL members, I need advice on what to do. Thank you in advance.

Update:
I've been reading all of the comments and I appreciate everyone of you that took out time to advice me on what to do.

First I'd like to say that my intentions of talking to her was pure and genuine. I wasn't thinking of using her to get a green card. And second I didn't say I was looking for a virgin but it's all good now.

I actually did followed my heart like most persons here suggested and we are both cool now. We hope to see where this leads us in the future. Thank you again.

Bro lemme ask u jst one question, what were u expecting a white girl, based in america to answer u when u asked her that question?

owobokiri:
After all these, this son of thunder still brought her back inside the house!?
For what kwa-nû? The gal that's being repeatedly and viciously raped but still comes back for 'return leg', .. is that one not an ogbonge jezebel
Seriously!
Them use abunna swear for the man? How can you leave your wife in Lagos and go to Abuja to play a fast one on a fast lane with a runaway karashika?!?
She for pour the oil inside his brain!
[b]I can't see his face, but honestly his back looks stoopid!

[/b]easy na!

rexlims:
Our banks be forming alpha and Omega.
D man's blood is on dat bank and its staff.

I SWEAR!!!

daveyjay:
Good day NLers, please I need your take on this.
I'm a student in one of Nigeria's prominent public universities.

A girl decided to vie for admission in my school via the predigree programme but she had no accommodation. Because of the relationship between my parents and hers, I offered to take her in from January till now

I offered a roof over her head.

The first night she came, she slept on the floor and I wasn't okay with that, the following night, I told her she could have the bed, I vacated my bed and relegated myself to sleeping on the floor, we can't share same bed since she's neither my babe nor sister. And this sleeping routine has continued ever since then. The floor is my new bed

I gave her my spare key, uncensored access to my kitchen and everything within my legal occupancy.
Cut long story short, last week Tuesday she woke up, had her bath, ate then stepped out briefly, when she returned we were outta water. Tap water of course. She called my attention to it to which I remained calm. Meanwhile I hadn't eaten neither had I bathed. At noon, she came to me that she was hungry but couldn't cook due to unavailability of water, I then asked her if I am to fetch her water??!.

She said she was gonn take food stuff to her friend's place (upstairs) to cook.
I replied by asking how many of her friends had lacked water and brought food stuff to cook here??!


She got angry and took some money and left


That same Tuesday, I went to see Chelsea game, when I returned, I asked her if she cooked but she didn't dignify me with her attention talk more of a response.
I thought it was rude but considered it as one of the many tantrums of ladies

The following morning, she woke up, acted like I don't exist, couldn't greet... had her bathe and left. Returned, unlocked the door, walked in like I wasn't there, ate, left to her friend's place.

On Thursday she repeated the routine, I called her back when she was going out, I asked her if she considered me as her father, brother or boyfriend that she'd wake up and start throwing attitudes...
I made her understand that I am her benefactor.
Hardly did I finish before she left. She returned and continued in same path and that has continued till this very moment...

Last night she didn't sleep at home, when she returned in the morning, she unlocked the door with her spare, walked in, ate, brushed, dressed and walked out without a single word e come be like say I be ghost.

What I did, I changed the locks, took some stuff, sealed my door with strict instructions to the caretaker then moved to a friends place outside my lodge and I've been there ever since.

She has returned and has been calling my line but I've been ignoring...

Now, is my action too harsh or still in line??!

TO BE HONEST? YOU GUYS ARE JUST INLOVE WITHOUT KNOWING IT.

Ekealterego:
This idiot!Stop posting fake news.. The fake news is capable of causing ethnic tensions... This post is fake! This thread should be deleted.

God bless u...exactly same thing i was thinking cos this story is diff from LIB story

Daddyvibez:
On top dead person

i weak o!!!

nrexzy:
Bros no worry.... Continue ur legit hustle one-day e go pay... Maybe na she go pave way for u

Bros you too correct abeg.

see em k-leg....

ikechukwu u re in a very big trouble o!!!

YES

dalass:
Nyamacattarhh

HEHEHE....YEAH BUT NA MY CATTARRH NA SO U SEE? E NO DEY IRRITATE/DISGUST ME...

LICKING MY NOSE...

sumtin wey we don dey do since for our babes..

ARE THIS PEOPLE OKAY?
THEN Y IS IT CALLED (NATIONAL) YOUTH SERVICE CORPS?
LEAVING PRESSING MATTERS AND CONCENTRATIN ON IRRELIVANT THINGS.
SH!T HOLE OF A COUNTRY!!!

gasparpisciotta:
It is not wrong to blow your own trumpet

it's not...because for the land to b greenish means things are goin well over there unlike kogi, benue and other parts of t he north that does jazz thereby killin d land and makin it look so dry...it also means d land is blessed and fertile

Thank God she didn't hang another man's pregnancy on your head!