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No wonder we have more landladies than landlords.......Hummmmm!

Wahala nla ni yii oooo. I suspected that people will started dropping dead.


Oga ooooo.

When you have a good environment and peaceful atmosphere, then you can achieve a lot.

Kudos.

softwerk:
Please censor the gory picture and include 'GRAPHIC' in your heading!

Show some respect for the dead and her family members possibly viewing this now!

Nairaland MODS sef! (You won't see CNN showing gory pics of dead people)

don't mind them. The only thing they know is banning comments.

#God!

Alaye lo ma ma yin o oooo Oluwa!

Oluwa jo wo ma je ki aba odun yii lo ooo.

Keep your watch on the rest of us in Jesus name.

emmaak2:
Everyone should be careful during this festive
season,I don't usually share this kind of stories
but this happened before my eyes
Yesterday at about 3pm my Neighbour called an
aboki (shoemaker) to fix her slippers,she allowed
him stay in the compound while she went back
inside to continue with what she was doing ,while
he was fixing her slippers,he added something
inside before stitching it but unfortunately for him
the landlord was upstairs watching the aboki
without the aboki's knowledge....when he was
done he called her to come take her slippers that
he had finished stitching it,she came out of her
apartment and the aboki asked her to wear it
,immediately our landlord screamed from upstairs
"don't put your leg in that slippers.
He rushed down and demanded that the aboki
should wear the slippers first but the aboki
refused ,one thing led to other and the whole
compound was alerted including myself.
We literally had to use force for him to wear the
slippers and immediately he placed his leg my
friend guess what.......
The slippers just cut because the aboki no sew
am well
Have a lovely festive period

you got me there....lol. don't worry, I will do my own back to you someday.

Goodnight.

This Obasanjo will not stop amusing me.....lol

Evidence of "Opin aiye"

...but from the whole story, we weren't told what causes blood flow from his head.

Propaganda sha!

1. Evil dead
2. Saw
3. Seven

If it's tradition and culture, then you can beat them. They are doing what is the best for the child.

Anyway, it doesn't matter if you wear it in as much you have 10 naira in your pocket to pay the fine.

Like seriously, I wondered if the kidnappers don't have a misplaced priority by kidnapping the innocent people, while the miscreants like this silly NFF man were walking around freely.

Won nfi ibaje se ayo!

soberdrunk:
If nah by sex, some of us*****scartch that!!! "Me" soberdrunk i for don die years ago, what if you keep to all his rules and Npf accidental discharge hit you or Dangote truck select you? Baba you are just lucky to be alive...........!!

Ps-He looks 60 to me......!!

...if Dangote truck select him got me cracking.

Lol.

See as people are sounding as if it is impossible. The only problem we have is we still have a government that is afraid of some set of people.

Nigeria is a still a man like Jerry Rawlings.

Kilo nsele nibi yii?

Like play, like play, Mercy come fall my hand at last.

ezechinwa2:
DONT waste your time hacking into my network or email, nothing dey inside

nothing as in NOTHING?

trip from port Harcourt kee? " O ti lo ko isekuse lati owo awon omo Calabar niyen oooo".........lol

Medicine after death. When they were supposed to do all that is in their reach to save the poor girl, they refused.

RIP Ifedolapo.

I'm going to twitt this shit to the international media. This our soldiers need to be expose of their inhumane behaviour.

What's the problem with them self.

IamJix:

To some people recession is just a scam word

Even to me too in Jesus name.

Someone share this with me today. Though, I can't read french (if there are english/french interpreter in the house), but was told to be careful and watchful of Maggi cube in town now.

If you are truly aware of this, please could you share you experience with the rest of the house.

Thank you.

MidasTouche01:
*APC 1:1-16*

Our Reading For Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 16....

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president
under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.

2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises,
that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.

3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely
vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.

4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.
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5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead.

6. Buhari was two-score and twelve years old when he began to reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the land became impoverished under
him and the hausites, the igbolites and yorubites began murmuring against the President.

7. But the President continued to persecute also a few of the people, accusing them and casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was subdued, the people could not find bread and rice to eat and there was hunger in the land.

8. And the end became uncertain as there was
wailing and gnashing of teeth and as soon as the president heard this he began to travel around d the world and in the middle of his reign he launched a campaign to say to the people "Change begins with you.

9. And in those days, there came a disagreement between the president and his household. And the woman of his 'old age (not youth)' chastised him in a proverb saying 'he who the gods want to remove from position he first makes deaf', as he no longer listens to her.

10. In response to her, while in a far away land with the Germanites, he rebuked her and reminded her of her duties as a wife, saying "while he belongs to everybody and nobody, 'she belongs to the kitchen, the living room and the other room'".

11. And these sentences caused
uproar and division in the land, which greatly caused division in the land among its inhabitants..

12 Tell it not in Germany. Tell it not in the streets of Abuja, how art the mighty fallen? Knoweth thou not that Sai Buhari has goofed and it's now "to your tents oh Nigerians!

13. And it came to pass, the eleventh month in the year twenty fifteen, that the LORD sent forth an Ideology through the Son of Sergey, the Russianite whose name was Mavrodi.

14. For he shalt take the people out of slavery and deliver them out of poverty through that Ideology called MMM.

15. CBNites and SECnites shall gang up and fight against thee but thou shalt conquer.

16. And for ye that follow MMM, thou shalt be safe and be delivered from slavery and poverty. Amen.

your version of the APC 1:1-16 is different from mine.

Marotzke:
where did you see early 40s in the report? Whar is the matter with you?

I thought I was the only one that noticed him. Don't mind him, he was been silly. Enemy of progress.

Respect to DPO Daniel.

When you realize that what God has deposited in you is even more than that of 10 Bill Gates.

Attah boy! The Lord will see you through your dream for Africa. But please, be very very close to God oooo, because those wicked people in the darkness of Africa doesn't like anyone with your mindset.

Shalom!

Roasting with tyre loading..........

My case is different too in Jesus name. And surely there will be a solution to it after this experience.

ritababe:
running to were?

even this Rita with her questions sometimes ehn?