₦airaland Forum

NaLaugh: I have never anyone born on the exact same day as myself. The closest i've met is a girl born one day after.

I worked for many years at a job where i needed to see ID, and i would take note of each birthday, but no match.

What is your Date of Birth? I am sure if you create a thread here on Nairaland putting up this story you will find people who or people who know people who are.

You can also look at the Birthdays Section of Nairaland's front page on your birth date, I am sure you won't be the only one presented on that date.

I used to think so about many birthday too until 2004 when I saw alot of people celebrating 04.04.04 with me.

Makes you wonder, right? No, you are not alone.

Worst response I've heard:

Me: I love you. ..

Angry wife: So?

rattlesnake: teenager

Sorry o uncle, but as always, you got it wrong again.

By the way, am I supposed to be offended by your gaffe?

Uniquexty: uesday, July 15, 2014
CBN is recruiting. You might wanna try
your luck; you can tell. And if NNPC
could conduct a close to 100%
recruitment, why won't CBN?
Send CV and scanned supported
documents to:
recruitment@cbn.gov.ng
The following are the core disciplines
said to be required for employment:
Accountancy, Banking and Finance,
Sociology, Law, Business Administration
and Economics.

Thanks for sharing.

Not all things Nigerian is negative!

Stay away from drugs.

See how incoherent he is even sounding!

Beautiful.

Well, I'm yet to remember where and when the delectable prof claimed to have been a member of the APC.

But time and again the Nigeria electorates never seem to fancy technocrats. We hope Deltans will help prove this assumption wrong with Prof Utomi.

Good luck Prof.

Again?

Like they say in Yoruba: Kosi igba t'abiku o ni ku. (The 'abiku/ogbanje' will die anyway)

Black trouser suit, white top, (wear that cloth that you are comfortable and confident in) neatly packed hair, comfortable heels.

Remember how you carry yourself matters. Also remember to dedicatedly pray too. If nothing, it is good for your confidence.

Good luck and may God favour you.

Thank me when you are staff.

andymofia: PDP 1 - 0 APC

Stop cheating!

It is PDP 2 - APC - 0

You don forget Ekiti now now?

Apart from most Northern cities, Ilorin carries the day!

Chairman, I still dey wait o.

Funny.

lynpetra: But I have heard a case of a dead girl appearing in group pics taken by her friends during her wake keep here in naija.I saw the pics.
What About stories about people coming back to life after bring buried and living!!!

Yeah. I also read about a man, I think a young naval officer who died a day before his unit's group photograph only to show up in the picture when it was printed out. I think I read it here on Nairaland.

Caveat: Doesn't mean I believe this trash on front page though.

More.

Please more of this type of news.

We have been 'graped' for too long.

fxbomovi: Hi friends,

are you traveling, or just going somewhere and needs direction?

Then ask your questions here and you will get response in no time!

Oh thank you.

Please how do I get to Venra. I heard it is around Gbanagizi in Kwara State.

Work also demand I submit a report on Karabonde/Kaagogi in Niger State.

I will appreciate your timely response.

And the same Awo Hall was on fire last week...

What is wrong with everyone in this country?

Mentcee: ... | | And......,never argue with
silly people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience...

Your signature quote got me rolling with laughter.

publicenemy: pure ojoro

I am sure they had already done the paper-work in Messi's name and became too lazy to go back to the printing room.

#SeppBlatterMustGo

dhensity: see...I am a big liar, theres no day that pass that I dont lie. it is becoming unbecoming of me, I tell series of lie, expensive lie even the kids in my compound call me brother liar, just yesterday i was driving my boss Car i met a girl, carried her and i told her I work in Chevron when na big lie, I tell am too say i have a part time model job in Newyork when infact i no get international passport. she believed me sha. but i felt bad, did i have to lie. how do i stop lying ooo . I have not lied today dat i know of, but am sure b4 d end of the dae i wud lie again

Is this your first lie today?

To the matter :
Lying is actually attached to our self esteem. We want acceptance; we are afraid of fearful of an individual or we simply want others to feel we are smart, or sometimes we want to our do not want to hurt others... So we say things to suit this vacuum.

Build your self esteem - your self worth, carry yourself with dignity, respect people- don't be afraid of them, trust your God, and above all, start learning to talk less.

It is achievable. You must discipline yourself to it.

Good luck, bro.

Waoh... I love Germany.

Only her name never sleeps whenever WWII is in mention.

Long live Germany.

angiemartinez: like someone suggested in a post to talk to a complete stranger, have lots goin on in my life right now, so i wana talk to a friend. pls drop bye if u r friendly. tenks

I have time, some loose airtime and a low battery. But let's talk.

My no is 081*****538. Please copy it as I will take it off immediately.

Done.

This is grossly unfair on the historical integrity of almighty Brazil.

There's no better definition for 'a very bad day' I tell you.

Why did he do that?!

Or was he murdered?

Chances are we will never know.

May the family find fortitude and grace in your absence.

dexentity: Omorogun - turning stick

Igbako. - ?

Igbako : Solid food 'disher'