₦airaland Forum

Ayatullah:

IT TAKES A BULLET!
What you call 'sacrifice' is not it. We are rather wasting their lives. It takes a bullet from 'The real men in uniform' to the skull of the man bringing shame on this nation to stop our shame. You can ask Jerry Rawlings. Get the message right.

Treasonable felony!

Please count me out of it!

The world has marched forward, Votes are today's bullets. It is timed. Wait for when to use it.

And yes,... the title is misleading too.

Same na ni.

Why dd they appeal the High Court judgement n the first place if they genuinely believe in the interpretation of the law by the courts.

The Supreme Court idea is a no-no as I think the SC is oft-times notorious for blindly backing the FG's positions.

Beautifully crafted.

Good job op. This is armchair research with some class!

Thumbs Baba!

Him say wetin our Police do Tambuwal na bad thing o. And as good people wey we be, make all of we waka go nearest police station go poo-poo for there. (Na Hon Pat Ôbahiagbon talk am o)

I no try?

No be hankie the wife dey take clean sweat for inside the 'sweet' ride so?

The 'grassroots connection' thingy of Fayose is over-rated joor. He should live his normal life and take the people of Ekiti, low and high, to the places of their dreams.

Long live Ekiti!
Long live Nigeria!

Malcolmx12:
... What is happening at our international airports is a national disgrace.

...Officers of the NIS, the Nigerian Police, the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency and other sundry bodies at the airport do not seem to care the damage they are doing to our country’s image. The mess at the MMIA, in particular, is so brazen that it filled me with revulsion. As the reality of the rot confronted me, I was too ashamed to be a Nigerian...

Their demand for money was intimidating – bordering on harassment.

... They want money and want it fast. They even demand foreign currencies. They ask you to give them “anything” including your valuables. ...

The extortion at the airport is a shame – a national embarrassment.

My advice to travellers: Do not give a bribe to any pestering airport official if you are asked. We must all discourage any act that is a clear dent on our country’s image. ...

Why are we so corrupt?

Copyright PUNCH. All rights reserved.

This is how our individual [mal]actions make us destroy our corporate identity everyday. We must realise that this same individual actions is all we need to contribute towards our corporate good.

We must change. There are no ambiguities about it.

Based on your previous posts, you know the man has got the child he wanted. He has gone back to his wife. Shikena.

It never ceases to amaze me why people refuse to tell themselves the truth

Prettypresh:
Pls no insults frm u, cos am heartbroken now. So i need matured and sincere advise frm u alll. It all started wen i had not gotten admission, den things wia so rough and tight for me. So i met dis man who was assisting me wt almost all my problems wc he was also advising me wen d need arises. But he was a married man and it got to a point he started asking me out for a relationship wc i refused, he kept insisting while i also pleaded wt him to stick to his wife, i did everything within my power as to make dis man get his mind off frm wat he was asking frm me but it all fell on deaf ears. Finally i agreed and d relationship started, he promised he wud protect me frm d environment and his wife wc he did while we wia together. He paid for my jamb form and did all d necessary things, he was also giving me money to pursue my admission and finally i got admitted into one of d poly's, i noticed i missed my monthly flow during my clearance but i overlooked it thinking it wud come out cos my monthly flow was not regular and i had all d signs and symptions of mentruation but on d long run it didnt show up so i informed him abt it and he asked me not to abort wc i kicked against cos i jst got admitted and wt d stress. I told my mum abt it wc she said i shuld abort it cos he's married though witout issue yet. We have pleaded wt him but its not working, my mum has talked wt him but he refused saying dat i shuld keep his baby and he has even threatened us dat if we try aborting d pregnancy wtout his consent dat we will knw d kind of person he is. I have given him my reasons, his wife will surely attack me but he said he vowed to protect me and d baby wc am still not yet satisfied wt. I knw he gave me almost all d money for my admission and accommodation but dats not enof reason for me to keep d baby cos i dont want to b a second wife or pple will definately think i only wanted to destroy sombody's home. He comes to see me in sch almost every weekend but it doesnt end dia. My mum is even tired of pleading wt him and am d only child my mum have. I cant even concentrate on my studies anymore. Pls i need advise frm u all and no insults pls.... Thnks.

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kekakuz:
guy at about 12:30 this afternoon my phone rang and i picked.
stranger : ma'nu munanan baki kuma sunche account number din ba correct. ya samu yi
(ma'nu we are at the bank and they said the account number is not correct.

thinking one of my friend was pulling a prank or 419 guyz wants to job me so i played along

me: sun duba so sei?
(did they confirm very well)

stranger :muna nan wurin customer care.ita ne ya duba
we are at the customer care and they checked

me:ba damua zan tura sabon account number ke nan.ku jira
no problem i will send a new account number xxxxxxxbank.

stranfer : tor muna jira ka hi sori za mu je sallah.
(ok please be fast we want to go for friday prayer)

so i sent my account number to the number.
20minute later i recieved a call again

stranger:tor mun turo kuma munje kwase shanu din ama kenin ka be bamu makuli.
(we hace gone to pack the cows but you brother has refused to open the door.

me:ku bashi teller din e gani.ku giya mashi ebaku karanmin akuya Nnan.na ba ku jara ke nan
give him the teller let him see.tell him to also give you the small goat as bonus.i laughed and ended the call


5 minute later i recieved a bank alert of 300,000 from one usman abagana. katsina
i was shocked and dint know what to do or say
this is the second time i get undeserved money in my account.the first one was totally coicidental but this one makes me feel like a scam artist.
my phone has been buzzing with calls since 1pm.i tried explaining but they just wount listen to i turned it off cos all they do is curse.

guyz i need your candid opinion and what would you do if you are in my shoes

So op, this is day four out the window. Have you done the right thing?

I hope by God that you did.

BTT was here.

Game over!

Expose the 'pastor'. Let people know who they are dealing with.

Stop chatting with the girl. You will never trust her again. Stop exposing your weaknesses with the continuous chats. Free her.

You will miss her. But it is the best decision to take. Forgive her. Take the benefits of a friend. But don't father bastards, you are already well on your way to doing just that.

Sorry.

There are traitors everywhere, when you catch one, you thank your stars and bolt smartly.

There are good and loyal girls. May your God guide you to find a wife.

Be strong.

Man.

I should assume that you are bigger than N300,000. That is less than $2,000.

Please prove your worth by returning their money.

Besides, if they really want to put up a fight, you won't believe the troubles you will go through because of 'ordinary' N300,000.

Please do what is right and be the hero.

Time to get more hidden facts from her. Ask her to tell you everything you need to know. Don't care about the tears, drill her!

By the way, how did you get this info? If she told you herself, good. If you fell by that info from a third party, too bad. If you found out yourself, well.

See, nobody, will take that decision for you. You know what you want.

You are deeply hurt by the deception that has lasted this far and you keep spinning your head how many other 'secrets' she is hiding from you.

Trust is a big issue. But then you need to honestly understand why this info was kept from you.

But trust me, this iS not sufficient to alter the course of your life. Well, that may depend on getting other info too.

Too, with the 2 years difference you earlier knew, is she submissive or undermines you? This is the most critical experience that will define your union.

Go on. Marriage is for men. Not boys.

Invite us when your wedding bells toll.

Wefiak1414:
am a young man of 24 years I school at nekede federal polytechnic. Am in love with two beautiful ladies and I loved both of them dearly, am seriously confuse if I should the two of them and marry another woman inorder to stop queried from both. Pls advice me. Thanks am waiting anticipating to hear from you.

Choose the one with the biggest booobs!

Instead of you to marry your studies, you are in school keeping multiple partners, and even though you claim to love them, you are ready to jilt the 2 of them for a third girl you are already prolly eyeing.

Yeye dey smell.

zbaby86

How far?

Hope the fortunes and smiles have returned.

Again, I wish you well.

Be careful.

Don't ruin the guys.

Very beautiful approach to sale uppeance.

Would hve loved to see more picture angles and interior of the vehicle in your post.

Growing up was tough for me.

I washed my clothes with ordinary water. Brushed my teeth with ashes. Lived on garri and Panadol once daily. Experimented food with unknown leaves. Wrote notes and exams for people for peanuts. Helped people farm. Pushed wheelbarrow, carried wood/planks. rode 'okada', followed and drove timber trucks to forests at unimaginable hours and places at every Semester break to survive university.... All these before I clocked 24.

But you see, Mr Frustratedman, I survived.

As I write this, tears well in my eyes.

Today, when people see me, they see a 'big boy', without knowing what I've been through in life. Yes, indeed because today I am thoroughly blessed.

I bless God.

The choice is yours.

Why don't I believe the OP? #stillscratchingmyhead

And then, there goes the virulent Mr Aye Dee again as your source. Last I remembered, Mr Aye Dee was a morally dysfunctional cyberist, who is riding on the wings of the calculated ill he brought on a celebrity blogger.

uzolexis:
So today i had so many deep thoughts about life which made me write down things i have dreamt of doing and how far i have gone.
So i'll call this my bucket list because by God's grace i hope to do everthing here in my lifetime.
Here goes:

1. Visit all the continents,so far i've been to only 2 (Europe and of course the one I call home Africa )
2. Kiss a stranger
3. Stand in the middle of a busy street and give free hugs
4. Have sex on the beach (with my husband of course)
5. Visit a volcano
6. Make a public speech in front of at least a thousand people (I consider myself an outgoing person especially when i'm with friends,but when it comes to public speeches i'm awful,i stammer,i stutter,i'm so nervous.....i'm really working on this and hopefully i'll get over it soon)
7. Adopt a child
8. Speak French,Spanish and Swahili fluently (my french knowledge is on the intermidiate level (about 60%) so i can say i'll be there soon,my spanish is still basic and i know only 3 words in swahili for now)
9. be a good salsa dancer ( I absolutely love this dance-I started learning but stopped after a while,i just know the basic steps for now)
10. be good at martial arts(i joined a takwando group in my undergraduate days but i never really took it serious,now i miss it so much and wish i had been more serious but i'll start it again soon)
11. Fly first class (i've never flown 1st class,i be miss economy class but when i hammer that my millions levels go change)
12.Go on a cruise
13.learn to play the piano and guitar ( i went to a very butty primary school and i was learning it way back then but after primary school,i never smell guitar or piano again)
14. Win a lucky draw(i really don't do draws but i'll try it just for fun and hope i'll be lucky someday)
15. Act in a film-this one i don do am .....can you remember shuga naija (the mtv base hiv/aids awareness series in which Tiwa Savage was a major cast)I was in 1 of the scenes,it was a very tiny inconsequential role and they no even show me reach 5 seconds but at least i act sha,we spent a whole day filming that scene,it was a club scene and i was just one of the people in the club dancing plus i got to meet Tiwa and Iyanya in person that day
16. Get a pet (i can't hold or touch an animal cause i f

Well, good. Dreams come true.eel very uncomfortable especially when i hold/touch them and they are moving....i'm working on getting over this so i'll get a pet sometime in the future)
17. See Mona Lisa-she is the most talked about and most visited painting in the world,I visited her in April this year in Musee de louvre, Paris and honestly she wasn't so spectacular but anyway i satisfied my curiousity.
18. Visit vatican city....I have achieved this(visited the vatican in August and honestly it's really beautiful and i'm glad i got to do this.
19. Kiss the Pope's ring-------unfortunatly i was not able to even see the Pope not to talk of kissing his ring when i was at the vatican but one day,one day........
20. Make up with people i have offended or people i'm not in good terms with
AND FINALLY
Tame a wild animal (lion,tiger,hyena,leopard,snake....anyone of them,i'll make my choice when i'm ready)



On a lighter note.....my Nairalan bucket list
1. Make FP at least 10 times
2. Be an executive member of the FTC,STC,TTC,adonbilivit,ETT,spacebookers groups
3. Meet Seun Osewa in person....i think he's a great guy and i'd love to meet him



So guys what do you think?share yours too----uzoexcel Tolexander Mizmycoli Xynerise lalasticlala booscy dimkpaeze Goddson huntila CfCfan safarigirl lynpetra hoyinkansola frank043 TiffanyJ KelvinGraphics

I am the perfect stranger to grant your No. 2
wish.

Convince them. It may take time but they will come around if they SEE your resolve.

Don't ever go ahead without their nod.

My $1m.

This is impressive.

May we find our girls safe.

seankay:
You can check your balance at the ATM sometimes when dose banks refuse to send you alert.....no7 tho Na dem number 6 dey vex me pass,that shii still happened the last time I used the ATM,the woman spent close to 5mins doing rubbish,it was until I got pissed that I had to check on her lo and behold,she doesn't know what to do and she couldn't ask for help

Which goes to prove that you are the No 7th example of Annoying People You Meet at the ATM type.

OrlandoOwoh: Cardinal Rex Jim Lawson died 43 years ago but his songs still live. He was just 33 years. Jolly Papa, Bere Bote, Aye Muba, Gowon Special, Tamuno Bo Iboro Ma, Sawale, Love Mu Adure, Oweibo Nua, Yellow Sisi, etc are hits till date. I'm at presently listen to his "Gowon Special" which he did with his Rivers Men Band.

Still looking for his songs though. Any help?

This is very thought-provoking!

Knew this guy way back in Unilorin and till late in Latter Rain Assembly, (Tunde Bakare's Church), Ogba-Ikeja.

So so sad.

RIP Bro.

This 'law' is dead on arrival. Where in any of those states can anyone charge those figures for a traffic offence? Talk s cheap!

Besides, this 'law' remains his overzealous opinion until it is passed. Just looking for opportunity to swindle innocent Nigerians of their hard-earned money.

Again, talk is 3 for 5 Naira.

I thnk your gasket is blown from overheating which actually explains the 'pinging'- name for the 'ringing' sound you mentioned.

We are waiting for the experts.

Feedmemore: How can it be that all the Americans who get treated in the U.S. survive, and here in Liberia 70 percent die?

The EVD threatens humanity- and evrything that humanity represents.

All nations must come together to defeat this dragon. The thoguht that certain natons deliberately developed EVD as a bio-weaponry must be disproved through earnest intervention and couterpart/resources exchanges.

Today, it is thriving in the West of Africa, tomorrow it may be elsewhere. Remember, it is a global village.

No be the same Jang wey presidency take scatter Governors' Forum wey dem no come get mouth again now be that.

Use and dump. The heat is getting in.