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Abeg dey should cut dose Nama's off. When did malu start using GSM?

Why fly dana when I hv a cheaper and safer means of travelling? .na just to buy mopstick,siddon on top am,close my eyes and hold my nose disapear from my runway(house). Anywhere I land na my airport.
Dana Mba nu

From recents Boko Haram activities, network providers are becoming certain that the sect is out to destroy their phone masts in a move to elude police tracker through mobile phones.

Recently there was an attack by men on motorbikes who destroyed an MTN and Airtel mobile phone masts in Kano at the early hours of Wednesday.

Lt Col Musa Sagir who is a spokesman for Joint Task Force says that the JTF in Maiduguri has observed an evolution of new methods of criminal activities by Boko Haram terrorists, he explained that the sect has mutated in terrorists activities by including the commencement  of large scale destruction of GSM towers in the state. He said the JTF has received information that the sect carried out bombing of masts across Borno state in the last few days.

Though the Boko Haram group has not claimed responsibility for the masts destruction yet, all fingers are pointing their way.

Bortu y?

davidif: Wow!! are you so insecure about your culture that you put it down? What is wrong with someone being comfortable in their skin. Gosh, you Nigerians are so fake.

Where did dis mda fucking blockhead come out from? Did u read d topic well at all?abi na my body u wan practise macho? Is it nt weird to see pple chewing sticks nt toothpick o,in a local manner in publc places?abeg park ur kabukabu well jor

Sometimes it can be hard to Find out if ur boyfriend/lover is playing on you. Bt if you have any idea what the signs to look out for in such guys are,pls feel free to share

excondido: thank God she was not hospitalised in England....all nigerian international student in the uk would have been branded as product of a failed system.

How does dat affect naija students in england?did dey ssend her to uk for treatment?anybody can be hospitAlized anywhere.

sylve11: Oya shut up and tell me where is NDA located?

Then how do u expect him to tell u when he's shutting up?

Hope dis woman is nt dead?

Na wao. Even d one wey poor pple dey managae hold body don increase too. Naija I hail thee

omaigala: I am new on nairaland, pls what are the prons and cons associated with this forum?

Avoid d G***i word. For sometime now,its bn like a plaque on NL,as it could fetch u a ban.

bittyend: It seems Christians are oblivious to all the crimes committed by Christians, yet the cry over crimes committed by muslims.

Get a phucking a life, stupid Christians. Your religion is just as bad if not worse.

Islam is still the fastest growing religion in the world, you mofos would end up committing suicide one day because of your hatred for the religion.

There's a comfortable 3 bedroom apartment waiting for u in hell ,I'm sure u wil like it.

God loves a cheerful giver. Give all u have.its bera to give dan to recive. Hehehehehehehehe u go fear quotation na. Op u almost enter one chance. She for shave all d hair wey dey ur body bfor u go realize am. Go give testimony for shursh ,how God help u save d little change wey u get

Will dis eradicate d boko haram menace in d north?....*yawns* retires to bed

Attentin seeking prophetess. If she knows joshuas moni is frm d devil,let her use her "holyghost "moni to help pple na. Jealousy no go kill pple. By d way,is she thru with her child battering,in d name of castin demons frm dem?pot callin kettle black
As if she's clean.

pDudd: Yeah. My name is pDude Orji Eze wuru-wuru of Amaekpu, Ohafia LGA of Abia State.
You happy now?

Lol! U funny sha bro. I'm sorry for sounding sarcastic. *cheers*

1.Chewing chewing stick
2.Carryin a baby on d back(south east,london)
3.Shouting "iya basira so wa pa?"Across d road(peckham,london
4.Sighting dia loud geles sitting on dia heads on sunday mornings n obstructin oda pples view in a bus

pDudd: Onyezuzu

I see a new clifford orji in you. Blockhead

[quote author=mc~evans]U r so daft! Must you mention "IGBOS"?[/quote]Biko ask dat Anu Mpam

safarigirl: Just because people don't share your opinion doesn't make em haters. Not everyone will like D'banj, welcome to the world. Everybody shouting Oliver twist like D'banj is solely responsible for the success of the song. I bet if he got an award he won't acknowledge those who contributed. One hit song is what is hyping the guy, MC Hammer did 'Can't touch this' who no play am? Where is the artiste now? Na to feature in Kanye album be am? Is it until some nutjob in US or UK approves the song that inferior Africans will know their worth? Only thing this continent is good at is eating from Oyibo hand, if a whitey doesn't approve of it, then it's wack. How does Oliver twist improve anyone's life? Na to talk 'shakey bum bum, you must need the gon gon' na im go end Boko Haram or provide good health care? These things will remain with us long after your white neighbour has deleted 'Oliver twist' from his music library, so what's the noise about? Congrats to D'banj sha, hope he's investing just in case music doesn't pay the bills in 2 years.

Lollllll! Babe wetin I do u na? Y u wan use laff dislocate ribs dem? U make sense jare. "Told" dem,dat not all(kanye) dat glitters is gold. Just hope dbanj doesn't go into oblivion soon

Chanchit: Leave the confused guy alone, instead of them to keep this great article inside that ramshakle box (their section) so that they can all go there and jubilate on it, them go get mind bring am out for the great hawks of NL to feed on...

Nna mehnnn....u mean o. Lolll

[quote author=Max'diamond]Kanye west,y did u jst feature D'banj in only one track out of d tracks u did?[/quote]Abi o.I'm sure dats just to make him feel he belongs to d clique when in actual sense,he's just a siddon look. Hope he even had up to 3 lines in d song sef?

OPEYEMI AD: wait o. who the hell poison our fist lady?

Na me

Wait o. I just watched d video now and dint see any reason for d ban. I was expectin to see some bunch of naked babes bt instead its d same bikini wearing scene dats also in dbanj's "suddenly"video which enjoyed massive airplay and was never banned.
So y d noise? Anybody hating dis wandes video is a blood sucking,blockheaded ,moda fucking hypocrite.
Or is it because dat aunty agbaya "kenny st best abi na worst ran her mouth due to jealousy? Nonsenseeeee. As if dis yeye hypicrites dem dnt watch blue films whih is even worse dan dis video

cogitoErgo: I nearly did not want t open dis thread, 'cus I tnk its an Igbo persn tryng t portray a Yoruba man in a bad light!

Seems u just like ethnic rivalry. See ur blockhead

Idirisi....u for atleast respect obj grey hair na.

I'm not suprised. Dis man has always looked desperate to me. He adores fame,wealth and bleaching cream..."Lol.

Dis uk sef dia own is too much. Haba! D rate at which dey now abhor foreigners,its as if dey dnt even wantany livin foreigner on there soil. Just making tins difficult for pplee. So wat now bcoms d fate of all dose students in dat sch dat must hv paid thru dia noses to gain admission Is uk d only country affected by d meltdown ? D way dey hv bn deportin pple. Lately is unimaginable.
Its nt even advisable again for foriegners to school,there cos d issue of working after school there is completely ruled out. Dey r just hoarding d jobs for dia citizens dat r not even ready to work but depend on govt income. Abegiii uk is no longer what it used to be

[quote author=berem!]Imagine! I went to oshodi market to buy relationship and they said it is very expensive.wetin I go do nau? I kuku come back house.I don't know where to get a cheap one. [/quote]Try katangora market. U will find faily used/okrikia relationship

The power of "ex relationships"is usually very strong and addictive wen ignited. If u hv ddecided to get married,I really dnt see any reason y. Shuld be in contact wit ur ex ....anythin can happn esp if u guys were seriously in love bfor now. My advice......keep ex'es far away

jude33084: Please nairaland ppl should stop dis rumour about My face being on d new 5000 naira note. Yes CBN came with an offer, but i turned it down cos i don't like dat kind of publicity Undastand?

Dis is not a joke section.

Na wa o. See as d guy be like house boy.