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CelebritiesRe: ‘D'banj Can Never Be Replaced’ -tiwa Savage by buchibabe: 6:32pm On Sep 12, 2012
Even if there were to be a replacement for dbanj,its certainly not Tiwa.
PoliticsBeautify Your House Or Go To Jail by buchibabe(op): 4:50pm On Sep 12, 2012
The Lagos State Government has ordered all home owners in Lagos, Southwest Nigeria to beautify the perimeter areas of their properties with flowers or face six months imprisonment.

This is as a result of the new Lagos State Parks and Garden bill which has already been passed by the State House of Assembly.

An agency that will implement the law, the Lagos State Parks and Gardens Agency, LASPARK, was inaugurated on Monday in Lagos, Southwest Nigeria to manage all the parks in Lagos and enforce the law.

Commissioner for the Environment, Mr. Tunji Bello while inaugurating the LASPARK, said with the new law, "it is now mandatory for tenement/ owners and occupiers to landscape and beautify the perimeter areas of their properties, while violation of this law shall warrant the penalty of N250,000 or such sums as the State shall incur in doing same on behalf of the tenement, or six months imprisonment or other non-custodial sentence."

Bello said all houses in the Lagos metropolis, no matter how small or congested must plant flowers in the perimeters of their houses or face the wrath of the law, saying that the government wanted Lagos to be as beautiful as Singapore.

According to Bello, "the law stipulates a fine not exceeding N50,000 or one year imprisonment or other non-custodial sentences for any person or corporate body found felling or trimming trees in the state without obtaining the required permit from LASPARK."

The commissioner said LASPARK would be in charge of beautification and landscaping projects across the state, saying the agency was set up to foster sustainable environment and further enhance the aesthetics of the State.

Bello added that with the law, "it is an offence to walk on lawns and gardens instead of designated walkways; spitting, urinating or defecating in any area of the parks, gardens or opens spaces; loitering or soliciting for illegal purposes, smoking, distributing controlled substance or engaging in disorderly conduct; littering, polluting or dumping litter or refuse in any park or garden.

"Failure to control animals or allowing defecation; or engaging in unhygienic use of fountains, pools or water in the parks, gardens and open spaces, is also prohibited."

Acting Permanent, Office of Environmental Services, Mrs Adebola Afun said 128 landscaped beautified sites and 14 parks had been handed over to the new agency to manage.

The new General Manager of LASPARK, Mr. Olukunle Sotade said the agency would strive to improve the aesthetics of the Lagos environment and collaborate with other sectors of the economy to actualise the Millennium Development Goal, MDG.

Source: pm news and channels tv
RomanceRe: 10 Mistakes Men Make With Women (for Men Only) by buchibabe: 4:36pm On Sep 12, 2012
[quote author=Isale_eko]Apology accepted. You won my respect.[/quote]Wow! See how guys just reconcile sharply. If na babes now,e for enta 4th world war smiley
RomanceRe: 10 Mistakes Men Make With Women (for Men Only) by buchibabe: 3:58pm On Sep 12, 2012
Babaji111: LONG STORY. Women differs and they don't have the same norms and character. Simple. Men have different approach to women but the only big mistake they make is BEGGING to convince a woman.
Case closed! U hv said it all. All dis gist now na dry long gist
RomanceRe: 10 Mistakes Men Make With Women (for Men Only) by buchibabe: 3:29pm On Sep 12, 2012
Okontami: Animals are everywhere on Nairaland. If you can not add value to a post, why write rubbish. This thread is meant to be commented on by people with common sense and intelligence. If you are so dull to comprehend, please get your filthy life out of here.
Bros no b fight na. Match brake small abeg
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by buchibabe: 8:17pm On Sep 11, 2012
swtchicgurl: rubbish! there's no such thing as "evil christian"! you're either a christian or you're evil!
Pls tell him
HealthRe: Just Confirmed I Am HIV Positive by buchibabe: 8:11pm On Sep 11, 2012
@ poster. D lord is ur strength.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His Gold Jewelry On Twitter by buchibabe: 6:45pm On Sep 11, 2012
Pacify: Pride goeth before a fall! SMH for the MOFO!!!!
My broda no b small tin. Dis guy is just like a car on high speed witout brake. Well I hope he has a finance manager?
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by buchibabe: 5:01pm On Sep 11, 2012
ebamma: i fear some naija pastors pass armed robbers sef
Wetin d pastor do for dis matter now?
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Gives Birth To Horse In Edo Church by buchibabe: 4:58pm On Sep 11, 2012
Na wa o. So na dis kind tin dis woman carry for nine months. Nkan Nbe
EducationRe: Lagos To Introduce Chinese In Public Schools by buchibabe: 9:17pm On Sep 10, 2012
I wonder what kind of favour lagos state govt wnts frm d chinese govt now
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 3 Policemen, & Others In Lagos by buchibabe: 6:50pm On Sep 10, 2012
duality: what is the state govt doing about these insecurity.
They are setting up a commitee to look into d thiefery case. grin
RomanceRe: No Longer Finds Spouse Attractive by buchibabe: 6:04pm On Sep 10, 2012
[quote author=omo-nla]Something like this happened to me early this year, I just met this lady not as pretty as my wife but something just attracted us together and we started dating, lo and behold I lost interest in my wife completely, I even went to the extend of pushing for divorce, I tried all the trick I knew even to the point of telling my wife that I have a girlfriend that I intend taking as second wife just for her to leave me. One thing I noticed is that she moved closer to God, her prayer was answered as I broke up with the lady some two months later. I worked on my marriage and we are better, stronger and happier than before.

My take is that, there's somebody outside that the Op's friend thinks is better than his wife, and the earlier he broke up with that girl the better for him.

One thing I also noticed about we men is that, we have this tendency to cheat on our wives. 95% of married men cheats on their wivies either once or everytime. If in doubt sample opinion of men at your workplace and you will be surprise with answers you will get but thats another topic for another day.[/quote]100%
EntertainmentRe: A Childhood Photo Of May D by buchibabe: 5:51pm On Sep 10, 2012
Ok. I will print out d pix,laminate it and hang in my room. Mtchewwwwwww
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 3 Policemen, & Others In Lagos by buchibabe: 12:18pm On Sep 10, 2012
chemashie: The operation was bloody and it started at the junction of my street, williams street, ifako gbagada. I was waiting for my guest to start the naming ceremony for my first child when heard the sporadic gun shots. Those that are coming in to attend the programm abandoned their cars & fled. A friend of mine who was coming on bike ran to my house with helmet on his head.
A stray bullet hits 1yr old boy who was celebrating his birthday at the time of operation and I saw the police officer in his pool of blood immediately the robbers left. Those guyz are too sophisticated & hot for those police officers to handle. Is a bloody day indeed.
Na wa o.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 3 Policemen, & Others In Lagos by buchibabe: 11:49am On Sep 10, 2012
hardbody: I have since resolved to be sitting at home on weekends. Better to face death in a known environment than elsewhere. It's a pity for the civilians caught in the cross fire, as for the police, SMH
Na only weekend bad tin dey happen? All we need is Gods protection. Shikena
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill 3 Policemen, & Others In Lagos by buchibabe: 11:45am On Sep 10, 2012
kingsceemark: Hmmmm, three policemen? Dem dey sleep wen dat happen? What A shame. if na 2 kill becos of #20 dem go sabi. But wetin our nigeria Army dey do 4 barrack? make our government bring dem join dis criminals POLICEMEN wey no fit defend demself. Go 2 the EAST or BENIN ORE road and see how active and strong dis criminals POLICEMEN be in collecting money. May dem soul rest in anywhere wey GOD chose 4 dem.
Loll. U get mouth sha
PoliticsRe: Bank Customers Can Reject N5000 Note – CBN by buchibabe: 10:54am On Sep 10, 2012
Acidosis: sir don't even stress yourself talking and explaining. The people your talking to won't reject ANYTHING. Infact they'll gladly accept the #5000 note with honour expecially when its new grin . You know Nigerians with their "ego" .

"a typical Nigerian guy would insert the new note in the br. east pocket of his starch - looking transparent white shirt for all to see especially babes..

"some will even upload bundles of note on facebook..lol

Na that time we go know who get money for party... esp wedding& birthday"

"na that time hungry dude go talk 'baby you can keep the change', for fastfood & boutique" all because dude wan impress babe..

"na that time we go know the next cynthia"
Allow d babe RIP na
PoliticsRe: Bank Customers Can Reject N5000 Note – CBN by buchibabe: 10:52am On Sep 10, 2012
Acidosis: sir don't even stress yourself talking and explaining. The people your talking to won't reject ANYTHING. Infact they'll gladly accept the #5000 note with honour expecially when its new grin . You know Nigerians with their "ego" .

"a typical Nigerian guy would insert the new note in the br. east pocket of his starch - looking transparent white shirt for all to see especially babes..

"some will even upload bundles of note on facebook..lol"

Allow d babe RIP na

"Na that time we go know who get money for party... esp wedding& birthday"

"na that time hungry dude go talk 'baby you can keep the change', for fastfood & boutique" all because dude wan impress babe..

"na that time we go know the next cynthia"
CelebritiesRe: Shan George 'I Am Not Dating Mikel Obi' by buchibabe: 7:49am On Sep 10, 2012
Well even if its true dat she's not dating mikel obi,I'm almost tempted to believe dat she's lying cos she's bn hooked wit a lot of "small" boys(age wise) in d past
RomanceRe: No Longer Finds Spouse Attractive by buchibabe: 6:23am On Sep 10, 2012
bonysmile: What could possibly be responsible for someone no longer finding his/her spouse or partner attractive?

Recently a colleague couldn't hold it back any longer as he let out his mind. We were at the bar this past friday after work; just the both of us when he started pouring out his heart. Well neither of us was drunk because we had just arrived and ordered our first bottles.

No sooner had the drinks arrived than he said to me: "man I hardly look forward to going home after each day's work." At first I thought it was about a normal boys thing to want to hang out sometimes after work, but he went on.

He said he doesn't find his wife attractive and infact she has to beg him for sex before he has it with her. They've been married for less than 3 years with 2 lovely kids. According to him, his wife truly loves him and shows it but he can't give back to her in the same measure. He provides for his home like every responsible man should, but he'll rather find sexual pleasure and satisfaction outside. He has tried to love her back the way she loves him but something keeps putting him off. As far as he is concerned, it's the kids that keep him coming home everyday and they are the very reason he is still sharing same roof with her. They have sex (not love-making) once in a long while and she's usually the one to initiate it. He gives in according to him, just to please her. And even while doing it he wishes it was another woman. Mind you his wife is exceptionally beautiful; she is a paragon of beauty.

Nairalanders please let's leave out all abusive comments, what's your advice to this man.
Before I mkeany conclusion,I think I should also look at it from d wife's point of view.
1.How long has she been like dis,I mean when did she start irritating her hubby?
2.What's her mode of dressing now?does she now feel relaxed because she's married n doesn't need to plese anyone wit d way she dresses. Is she d wrapper- tying type at home who finally put away her skinmpy dresses dat she used in seducing her hubby in d early days of dia courtship or marriage?
3.Is she a neat wife?,keeping herself and d house in order bfor her hubby returns
4.Is she still respectful?doesn't shun d man when he's talking,make decisions on her own bfor communicatin to d mAn instead of puttin heads togeda to take d decision?
5.Has d sex life improved? Or its still d same old missionary style dey r used to.
Well,I think there must be somthing missing somewhere. Its nt enuf to be beautiful. There are so many beautiful women out there. And its a well known fact dat men are moved by what dey see. It could be dat same beauty he saw in u at first dat made him marry u witout considering any opda important issue and now d scales are gradually falling off his eyes.
But honestly speaking,if d woman is good with all d virtuos qualities,and she's trying her best to save her marriage and perhaps hasn't changed from d beautiful,loving,caring,good in bed(yes,cos its little tins like dis dat makes guys look out) then she's good enuf and deserves to be happy.
So guy,try and put both legs indoors. Its not any better out there. D devil u know is berra dan d angel u don't. Happy married life
EducationKano Govt Sponsors Indigenes Abroad by buchibabe(op): 2:50pm On Sep 08, 2012
Nigeria’s Kano State Government has sponsored 25 indigenes of the state to study Marine Engineering in India and the United States.A statement issued in Kano on Saturday by Alhaji Baba Dantiye, the Director of Press to Gov. Rabiu Kwankwaso, said the four year course would cost the government N80 million annually.

According to the statement, Gov.  Rabi'u Kwankwaso said this during the graduation of over 1,000 youths under the government's youth empowerment programme, tagged "Lafiya Jari."It said that the governor emphasised on the resolve of the administration to give priority to human capital development.

"We are doing all this because we need to see our youth everywhere in the world and reduce unemployment facing the state”, the statement quoted the governor as saying.

It added that Kwankwaso further revealed that the government had concluded plans to sponsor 100 students to study avionics and another 100 to study medicine abroad.The statement said that the state government, through the Col. Yakubu Bako (Rtd.) Youth Employment Committee had secured over 200 jobs for indigenes of the state in various Federal Government establishments.

The "Lafiya Jari", is a healthcare based empowerment scheme under the state Entrepreneurship Institute.The scheme provides drugs and financial support to students who graduated from the Schools of Health Technology to set up their own businesses.
PoliticsRe: Israel Begins Mass Deportation Of Nigerians. by buchibabe: 12:03pm On Sep 08, 2012
Ibrahim mr fish: Jewish state only,every one Bleep off.That include u useless xtian dat,worship and defend d jews.Get d picture,or should some kick u in d head b4 it sink through.
Are u sure ur above 18? Cos its only children dat will vomit dis nonsense ur blabbing. Must u sound insultive. Wat brot about calling xtians uselesshuh Mtchewwww
CrimeRe: Man Killed For Ritual By Childhood Friends by buchibabe: 3:25pm On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Zip_up]^Prof. Soyinka.....is that you?[/quote]Me thinks its Hon Patrick Obahiagbon
FamilyRe: Steps In Getting Married by buchibabe: 2:21pm On Sep 07, 2012
snthesis: since u want to go biblical- God made woman as a helpmate- what if the assistance needed at that point is a connection in getting a job? will d lady ignore the potential and jst write d unlucky dude off?

p.s true life story- i know of a relatnship that has been on hold cos the family insists the guy gets a regular job, even though he's been up and running looking for a job with his certificate
If along d line ,u loose ur job. D woman has no choice bt to assist. Bt no b say u go open eye enta marriage jobless.
FamilyRe: Steps In Getting Married by buchibabe: 2:18pm On Sep 07, 2012
snthesis: i guess u havnt pictured a scenario whr the girl sees the potential in you, and believes with time you wud get your feet so shes wiling to support you for now
For Gods sake leave potentials and get ursef somthin doing first. Do u want to be insulted by a woman later in marriage? Haba!its strange to hear a guy talk dis way o. Let me tell u honestly.many pple hate carryin oda pples burden. Wit time,ur "rich"wife wil get tired of feeding u while waitin for ur potential. Hope u know marriage is nt a small somtin?
FamilyRe: Steps In Getting Married by buchibabe: 2:13pm On Sep 07, 2012
snthesis: what if the Babe has money- wudnt a job be second fiddle? she can always set up a bizness for me laterhuh

do u know the number of unemployed graduates out there- so no hope for them?
Whathuh Don't tell me ur actually waiting for a ldy to set u up. I pity u if dats d case. Men pray for God to bless dem richly so dey can can take care of dia family n even parents. U r lookin for one woman to do dt for u. My dear go find work o. And put dat idea behind u
FamilyRe: Steps In Getting Married by buchibabe: 1:47pm On Sep 07, 2012
snthesis: thanks TV01

what if i have all these but no job, will a girl i want to marry find me attractive?
D job issue is not optional. U need a job to take care of ur family. Even d bible says dat a man who cnt take care of his family is worse dan an infidel. Secondly to avoid insult frm d woman,berra dust ya CV now
FamilyRe: Steps In Getting Married by buchibabe: 1:43pm On Sep 07, 2012
snthesis: do i need a job, car an apartment, etc, what do i basically need?
Yes!u need a JOB,an apartment(u dnt expect to stay in ur parents house wit ur wife.)And a car(optional) u can always find ur way around witout one. If she's d understandin type,she will give u time to get one wen its convinient for u.
Bt first n foremost u hv to be mentally ready and matured for dis issue. Marriage is nt a bed of roses
CelebritiesRe: I-Go-Dye Denies Buying An SUV For A Lover by buchibabe: 1:06pm On Sep 07, 2012
Hehehehehehehehe. I laff in love language. Na today? I go die don buy him babe motor. He say na official. Official koh,emotional ni

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