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Abeg give dem bottle make dem break for each oda head. Dis fight gat to b bloody

Na lie .na shame make dem com talk dis one. I'm sure dia was nothin like piblicity stunt. He must hv begged his way back into her life and told her to make it look like dey were joking.

Yuk!!!

Christmas is around d corner. All dis officials are just lookin for a way to make moni sharply

Her dad is right. Pple hv to be careful wit all dis so called unknown social network friends .before u give out certain personal and important info,ensure dat its someone u know well. In as much as I feel so bad about dis cruel murder,I want to agree wit her dad once more that its stupid of anyone to hv gone dat far wit pple they barely know

[quote author=O_D_B]I have said it before and I will say it again; The best s3x I had was with a horse![/quote]R u sure u understand dis topic well?

Car is not an investment but just an asset. Which means dat it does nt appreciat in value. Infact d more u keep it d more it depreciates,unlike landed properties dt can be sold even tripple d cost price dependin on d location. Cars are not yardstick to measure wealth. So be it a lincon or a mazda 626,u can still be a broke ass dude

Dis guy is one of d most confused aliens on planet earth. Jezebel keh Didn't he know she was a jezebl or didn't he seek d face of God bfor marrying her? Was he carried away bt her beauty? Was she not d same person he called " angel"? Was she nt d same lady he paraded bfor d whole church as his one n only? How den did it get so bad as to label her dis name?
Nna mennn! Dis guy is confused. God forgive me for judging o bt I cnt seal my lips on dis issue. D man is nt qualified to stand on dat pulpit. Even heard he has fixed anoda wedding for december. So na just to dey change wife na? Okotie abeg visitur doctor soon and stop makin it look like its d woman dat has d faults. U know u hv a bigggggg problem down dia. I'm sure d nxt wife is already a mother somewhere.hope he goes for a woman witout kids n prove us wrong

shymmex: Islam is a religion of peace!!

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Mtchewwww. All dis small boys sef dat r suposed to be playinmg outside wit sand,dey get small fame and dey tink dey hv d world in dia hands. Who da dirty fucking hell os his dad sef Eh? Pple wit BIG dads hardly look fpr trouble.and here comes dis lil boy harrasing pple. If ur nt kiaful smally,ur days in fame r numbered

Whoever posted dis thread is a fake dumb-ass. Wen did it become gross to eat wit ones hands?na waooooo. So many silly and immature folks on nairaland. So dey shuld hv used fork n knives to enjoy dia local delicacy abi?mtchewwwwwwww. U tink evryones as fake as u are? Fake pple like u hv never eaten salad and ur forming cleanliness

manny4life: Do I see haters on NL?

Yes o!ur seeing clearly. So many haters

Why all dis hate for bb If u can't afford to get one den manage ya nokia 3310 now and stop degrading bb. As long as I'm concerned bb is way better dan many odas and doesn't hv much of all dis problems som of u are listin like battery etc

A shocking alliance between a popular televangelist in Nairobi and sex workers has been uncovered. The Nation TV in Kenya has uncovered a scam in which thousands of worshipers are duped by a pastor who claims to perform miracles on the sick and needy.

Their compelling investigation has exposed the scandal in which the pastor, Apostle Njoroge of the Fire of the Holy Spirit Ministries International, uses sex workers to pose as sick people who are then supposedly healed to convince worshipers to continue pouring their hard-earned cash into that ministry.

The sex workers opened up about their business with the Pastor, stating exactly how much he paid them for each testimony appearance.

Dis guy is possesed

Abeg make we hear word jor!all dis tales about ladies,ladies dis ,ladies dat.is it only ladies dat fnd it difficult to get married?dnt u know there are some men too dat irrespective of dia comfort find it hard to keep a woman. Whether na spiritual problem I no know. So ladis should dress in black wit coal on their heads and look miserable just so dey can attract a man for marriage. Abeg na inferiority complex dey worry any man wey complain about a ladies job or comfort if u like a woman go for her .not all comfy ladies are proud or unwife-like" materials. So let ladies be

muffins99: I've been expecting this topic for a while and here it is...finally. I've got very slim hips but a average size bum( or so i think). It's difficult to find skirts and dresses that fit well and am usually to be found in trousers. I'm a woman and want to dress feminine but have to trade feminity against looking good (overall). I've researched into drugs, creams, surgery, exercise and decided that I'd try exercise and see if those work. I wont recommend drugs, or surgery because of the high risk. Drugs cause homonal imbalance and can increase the risk of cancer etc; surgery is high risk as well and involves insertion of artificial materials or fat transfer (unfortunately, I'm not fat so have nothing to transfer!!!)

Anyhow, if you are interested in enlarging

your hips, try

Exercise:
-www.livestrong.com/article/336127-hip-enlarging-exercises/
-www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxuYgYr4J8Q
There are other sites which you can search for using google

Cream:
Don't have the details right now but will post them later. I'm planning to make my own so I have control the ingredients and can use organic products (where possible)

Your bum:

Exercise:
There's loads of exercises for firmimg or enlarging your bum. Try lunges and squats but if you want videos or instruction just search on google or youtube and you'll get loads.


Pills (Not recommended)
The most popular ones are biggerbuttpills and dimecurves but maccaroot also has good reviews. There are others out there but personally, I'll advice that you steer clear of pills

Surgery:
Not recommended
Very expensive


Also try reducing the circumference of your waist as this makes your hips/bum look bigger. I've got a flat tum so usually cinch in my waist with belts - this works for me because there's no excess flesh to spill above or below the belts)

Finally, don't expect miracles. It'll take weeks or months unless you go for surgery. So please stick with any option you decide on. I started exercising 3 weeks ago and my bum is firmer and more lifted. I haven't noticed any increase in size but as I said before, it will take time.

Good luck ya'll

Reducing dat waist is not an easy task o. Esp for babes wth big tummy.

omotohdarajugbogbolo: I believe every drug has side effects . @ OP What is the name of the product and the maker(company name)

D girl actually came to buy one yodi pill like dat

[quote author=Mr.Lu.Gold]"justnotwise" i live in Abuja, Calabar and Lagos. Three places i'm prouder to say i live in than Camden or Central London or whatever metropolis in UK you live in that makes you feel you are more special than the dust i swept out of my office this morning. That's right! i said it Negro!![/quote]I can see u have not even been to d airport bfor ,let alone travel out dats y ur talikng dis way if not u will understand what dis guy is saying.he's nt boastin about where he lives bt d ratio of asians living iin d named areas

There's this new craze about ladies enlarging their hips and butts. Everywhere I turn,I see one or two babes with protruded backside and atimes I wonder if I'm actually seeing well.

Could this be the new fashion trend? because Haaa,it is not a small somtin o.
I walked into a pharmacy not too long ago to treat my wound and a young babe came in demanding for hips enlarger,I immediately looked at her facial expression when d pharmacist told her that it was out of stock.

It sits so well on some ladies and looks like an extra load on others.

Ladies what's your take on this? Would you go for butt enlargement(not surgery) or remain assless. Lolll. No mind me o

Is it wise to have a joint bank account with your spouse??

From d topic I tot dis was supposed to give us some tips on how to become a british citizen. Anyway congrats ,we r still waitin for some clue on how to go about our's.....so spill abeg

Hahahahahahah. Nairaland!!! Kaiii dis is d worst place to ask for sincere n serious opinions. Dey just hv a way of turning evrytin into a joke

Excelboi: Life connections? Why don't you try NEPA pole am sure their are life wires there that can connect you to influential people like 2pac..

HahahahaAaaaaaahhhaaaaa. Abeg tell am. Myy dear go n work n be very prayerful dat success n favour. Should locate u. And stop lookin for sugar momsis or ur so called connections.

*checking unde d table,raised d mattress up,opening d wardrobes and cupboards even rug sef.....getting angry now ..ooooooo where's d joke nah? Cnt find it o

Haaaaahaaaaaaa ....if ur hubby doesn't steal d meat,then who will?(Dettol advert)

chippyripp: Its complex that's wrong wift you.u feel cos this guys it too cute he deserves a better gal dan you. Be rational in ur decisions and leave instint and face fact.u can also go for counselling to see if ur spirit Ȋ̊§ being manipulated by haters

See ur mouth like complex. If u see me u won't vomit dat rubbish frm ur mouth. U tink its all about phsical appearence rite? Sorry for u. Go n mary one bianca witout lookin properly n divorce after 2 yrs den u wil know wat it is to b divorced. Mtchewwwww

teetee1: These retards are neither muslims nor christians, they are just a bunch of destructive tools implored by the disgruntled northern politicians (losers) who openly and glaringly vowed to make clueless GEJ's tenure ungovernable, even if it means destroying their own region and shedding blood... wake up all of you who still think this has everything to do with religion!!!

Ur d one who needs to wake up. Is it nt glaring enuf dat dis pple are muslims?? From dia speech,mentioning allah in dia statements what other proof do u want? D politician who dared to make Gej's tenure ungovernable is he not a muslim? Abegiiii

its only immaturity dat will make any woman fight over a man

I'm actually turning down someones marriage proposal to me now. Not because he really did anytin bad. Dis guy is d most handsome,clean,guy I have ever dated and dat has ever com close to me. Bt marriage goes beyond all dat physical attributes. There's somtin about him dats not too straightforward,I dnt know y bt my spirit doesn't trust he's tellin me d whole truth about himself.
Though he keeps callin me,even went dat far to introduce me to his family,bt I had to witdraw wen I started feelin dis way.

One of the most common signs that your boyfriend is losing interest in you is that he starts making excuses to spend less time with you. These excuses can be very subtle and a woman may not even realize what's happening. If your boyfriend suddenly is very busy with work or he stops returning your calls as quickly as he once did, don't equate that simply to him having too much on his plate. When a man is emotionally engaged with a woman he will go out of his way to make time for her. A man in love will have no problem trading an hour of sleep for time with the woman he adores or he'll work late just to be able to spend time with her on the weekend.

Another thing to look for if you suspect your boyfriend is losing interest is how frequently he wants to be intimate with you. If you two couldn't keep your hands off each other earlier in the relationship and now he seems more interested in what's on television or his computer, there may be a problem you need to address. Many men will explain their lack of interest by saying they are tired or they have too much on their minds. This is often a clear signal that his feelings are shifting.

If his friends start acting uncomfortable around you, this can be an indicator that your boyfriend has been confiding in them about the relationship. If your boyfriend is losing interest he may turn to his friends. He may have expressed his uncertainty to them and when they see you, guilt may come into play and they'll have trouble making eye contact with you or will seem nervous. Often, the friends are the first to know that a break up is about to occur and you may be able to read it in their faces.

You can also anticipate a change in the relationship if your boyfriend bows out of social events with you. Perhaps you two were scheduled to go to a wedding together, or some friends were having a housewarming party. If your man makes up excuses not to attend this may be because he's having trouble seeing himself as your other half anymore. If it happens more than once it's likely not coincidence and you should be concerned if the relationship is still something you want.

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