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Nice try OP.

Goodluck explaining "I'll stabilize the price of oil"

This is very disturbing...

Has to be a spurious Twitter account.

Abeg, will the BVN registration end AFTER today or it has already ended?

chigo93:
The tin is dat,lucifer owns this world and more evils will happen in its fullness until christ comes. They say it's an evolution of d mind,but the bible says in the last days, men will be awashed in their own folly. Its clear that obama supports Gay rights,d emphasis here should be on the right. But when dealing with God,its either u r in support of his will and so, u condemn evil or u are against his will. Obama didn't condemn evil. Well everytin has a price, a price for good and a price for evil,no in betweeen.

"The world is not going to the devil; it is going to God. It is wonderful Becoming." --- Wallace Wattles (Mein Nigger!)

omooba969:
Small wetin? As d thing small so if d koboko enter ur body, u go still reckon say rastafarian no be mad man!

More so, u wud be lucky not to carry belle sef. So baby girl, e fit small o but d kind power wey d thing carry BIG no be small.

Hehehe, dynamites, they say, come in small packages...

In less than 60 years, gay marriages would have been legalized in Nigeria.

"A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. " ---- Max Planck

Vibesking:
I know I shouldn't be posting this here but this section houses the most matured minds in this forum. Mods kindly understand and reason with me.
Well, the issue on ground is that some years ago I discovered a curvature on my manhood. When its erect it curves downward (like a shape of a banana). At first I wasn't concerned about it, but right now am begining to have anxiety attacks on the fact that I may not be able to have intimacy or penetrate my wife in the near future due to the curvature.
I've earlier scrambled through google but the insights I got wasn't in alignment to my particular problem.
I'm really trepidated and scared and I'm totally opaque on where I can contact a urologist.
I just wanna know if I'll have difficulty during penetration.
I appologise once again for posting this here, I really need the most help I can get.
Thanks for your unparallel understanding.

As far as I know, lots of guys have curved joysticks, and it isn't a problem at all.

But still, just ask docs in the health section.

Bringing up relationships is typically HER ROLE (aka 'nesting' behaviors).

Just give her the d1ck - and be fine with everything as it is.

Soon enough, she'll be the one coming up with "I want us to talk" or "What are we even doing".

Bleep:
It really feels good to be a tall, handsome, rich dude.

Waddup Brad Pitt!

Creamish:
Damn! ....datz just mean... truthfully mean!

Deep down, he's really a nice-guy.

Just missing some buttons - they banged his head when he was a baby.

angieberry:
Hotels are not synonymous with ashawo work.

Lol.

Jascon4:
I reckon you gentlemen and ladies have noticed a growing trend where ladies/girls thoughtlessly but excitedly take photos in hotel rooms, lavatory and lobby, supposedly in a bid to give an impression of class and glamour but unwittingly giving off a sense/impression of indecency and promiscuity.

Don't they ever imagine that people would recognise a hotel room, lobby and environment from its background? I was simply going through the photos of a female friend on her phone, lo and behold, I saw photos of she and another female friend in a hotel room with varying postures. Then I bluntly told her, "this photo was taken in a hotel". Then in a weak attempt to defend herself, she said "so somebody's house cannot have this same look"? At that point, she knew that I knew the truth. She felt awkward.

So, when taking that photo in that nice little hotel next time, let even your subconscious be aware that we can recognise a hotel when we see one, or save yourself the embarrassment if you are not up for it and knock it off. There are innumerable spots and scenery to take awesome photos. Except of course you prefer the "hotel facade" and want to prove to us that you are a hustling kind.

Lol, deep-down, the average woman is shameless. Just that we tend to judge them very harshly for their sexual adventures.

You know the way we guys tend to pretend we don't have pen1ses around our parents, for example - that's girls on a good day.

Wale112:
All the naija girls I been banging say I'm more endowed than their naija guys.

Ghana leads and naija follows was what I told her.

discuss

Don't you think other Africans should participate in this contest?

Maybe you should create The African Cōck of Nations.

bobolizim:
He found out he has been having this strange feeling to a fellow guy of his,please what can he docandid advice

You live in dangerous climes, with bigots who are foaming at the mouth.

Be very careful.

EMEKA1MILLION:
Hahahahaha... So homosexuality is civilization? ? Dude no way u window dress dis situation will make it look reasonable.
what is bad is bad however way u look at it. The westerners shouldn't dictate how we live and what we believe in..

Excellent!

So in the same light, YOU shouldn't dictate how certain individuals decide to live their own lives.

eleko1:
Why dem nor go escape when there's no functional helicopter/speed boat to chase them.I doubt those criminal can getaway with dis robbery easily in the UK,france,USA..Nig,he go beta

Don't doubt. Be certain.

2 hours is a very long time in 'first-world' time.

shaneroberts26:
OSHO AND I ARE ONE.

Lol, at least for further reading then...

Beautiful piece.

OP do kindly credit the author accordingly: OSHO (http://www.osho.com/highlights-of-oshos-world/god-is-dead)

Lol, you're kind of fighting an uphill battle against 'nature'. Something called the 'Coolidge Effect' at play here. Not so much so that you've become less attractive. But that you're no longer 'novel'.

Lifting these right out of Wiki:


...experiments with rats applied the following protocol:[8] A male rat was placed into an enclosed large box with four or five female rats in heat. He immediately began to mate with all the female rats again and again until eventually he became exhausted. The females continued nudging and licking him, yet he did not respond. When a novel (new) female was introduced into the box, he became alert and began to mate once again with the new female. This phenomenon is not limited to common rats.[9] The Coolidge effect is attributed to an increase in dopamine levels and the subsequent effect upon an animal's limbic system.[10]




Got it's name from a joke about a late US President, Calvin Coolidge:

"… an old joke about Calvin Coolidge when he was President … The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day." Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by." Upon being told, the President asked, "Same hen every time?" The reply was, "Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time." President: "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."

RolePlay:
These are extreme drillings to the point of torture. Jesus passed through a combination of all these, just for your sake. Imagine it. Accept him today, he is ever willing to receive you, even now.

So does this mean one can alternatively accept someone from the Navy SEALS, in place of Jesus?

Atk1nson:


extreme bribe collection training by NPF special forces

Lol, now that got me ROFL...

kuuljay:
na this training I like pass.i go fit do this one as long as there is alomo in my back pocket

Lol, na you be Drunken Master?

onatisi:
this new policy is a regional one for ecowas member states , which means u can import textiles from ghana,benin and niger and as well export to those countries . The bottom line is , some companies may decide to establish in the region but they will choose the safest and most business friendly environment to do that.

Oh, it's only within ECOWAS states?

Maxymilliano:
Lifting of ban on textile, others will be tragic for local industries, what the government should focus on is how to revive the wobbling industries ...

They don't really stand much of a chance. Textiles from China cost less.

disumusa:
if you are born and raise in lagos does not make you to understand yoruba norm,ethics,value,hadage,proverb more so that is how we code those who are indigen and settler.

My God! The 'H' is really with you.

You even wrote Hadage .

Dude just told you he isn't tribalistic and you're just pushing it.

dearpreye:
Keep dreaming! No harm in that!!!

DD knows his limits....

Lol, I hope DD doesn't stand for what I think...

subset:
Good day all.

I paid a developer to build and host a website for my company. The website was hosted with the developers name, which was the initial agreement, after which, he will transfer the account to my name.

Right now he is the only person that has full access to the hosting and has refused to give me full access to the account. His reasons, he said, were because of the database and codes he used in building the website.
This, I don't have any interest in 'cos I'm not a developer. Even If I'm one, I have made the complete payment for the website.

The access I have to the account only enables me to pay the hosting fee from my end.

This is a summary of everything that happened before we got to this point.

I brought this to Nairaland because, I contacted the developer here and he is a Nairalander. I haven't seen him before though. He is a Nigerian but doesn't reside in Nigeria.

Pls advice.

Since you have access to the hosting account. Email the host and tell them you want to change your cPanel login details.

Change the hosting primary email to yours first.

CrazyScientist:
OP , go and see what Navy Seals are doing....

This one na secondary school punishment.

SEALS na elite fighting force sha...

wordcat:
Hello friends, I don't know where to create this topic so I decided to share it here on religious section because this section has the highest number of intelligent minds.

I discovered this morning thru facebook that if you type ILLUMINATI backward in you address bar followed by .com, you end up in the US Govt' National Security Agency's page.

I.E ITANIMULLI followed by .com, the US NSA page will open.

Is there any connection or just a mere coincidence?

Lol. YOU, yourself, could purchase Illuminati.com.ng and redirect it to ANY domain you so choose...

wordcat:
Is it also shapeless

You could say that too.

Shapes, as we know them, are merely 'concepts'. Concepts we use in our attempt to make sense of/navigate our environment.

What's the shape of the Atlantic?