₦airaland Forum

greggles:
First Major Laudable Achievement of this Government.

Kudos Mr President! The Foreign Trips Finally Paid off. This support alone is way more than what Nigeria would have been able to budget to fight this insurgency.

Kudos again Mr President!

#TeamGreggles

Fredted:
Bros. I have gone through some of your post history and I want to share something with you. There's a very strong possibility that you're psychic. And there's a stronger possibility that I'm not the first to notice. You might not know this but there are people who are very well versed in everything psychic including well researched methodologies for using such power for selfish reasons. The typical thing they do is to combine your mind with theirs, effectively making you a fractional part of an aggregate mind. This has the effect of making you feel like you're a prophet amongst other things, depending on how much 'psychic load' is placed on your node in the hive mind. In addition it can lead you to draw spurious conclusions while instilling a false sense of confidence about it. Effectively, someone is 'sitting' on your head and deriving several psychic benefits(health, good fortune, genuine clairvoyance, subtle subconscious mind control). To put it in layman's terms, it's the equivalent of someone using you as hard labor to build house while you're asleep. I don't expect you to believe this Just wanted to bring it to your attention. I will not be responding to any replies because I'm pretty certain this message would ping in your handler's consciousness.

I'm not sure how you can decouple yourself but I wish you luck and good health.

shakaZuIlu:
a mere Commissioner speaking

Buhari is a terrorist

midolian:
I believe it is true.

Hmm...No wonder wey mama peace no wan leave aso rock..

leo2020:
Too many unintelligent kids on this site. they can barely differentiate btw left & right..wat was the result of past presidents who had chosen wuruwuru ministers a day after their inauguration?..if u fail to plan, then u will plan to fail..Now that nairaland.com has been reduced to a platform to insult and nickname the President, then i just hope this site doesnt get reported and shutdown indefinitely!!!. Seun Osewa and whoever is involve should be seriously mindful of this urgly development.

docadams:
Is that an insult? The guy just stated what everybody knows. It's no secret. GEJ drinks, sometimes to a state of stupor.

PStacks:
You Must understand that Jonathan's own is not an insult but the obvious. "Chief Clueless"

However Buhari's own is outright beef and unwarranted aggression.

PStacks:
Seun Osewa and all Nairaland Modrators needs to do something about all this kids that come here to talk crap about the president otherwise I will have to stop visiting this site and allow all this kids have their way and we well meaning Buhari Loyalist would stage a walk out on this aggrieved TANoids.

Its ok if they lick their wounds, but they won't come here and be insulting the "Executive President, Federal Republic of Nigeria"..

Its an insult and a slap on our collective face as a Forum and a Nation.

Modrators should pls be alive to their work and stop sanctioning innocent people that makes comments in the heat of the moment compared to people who make these comments incessantly


How dare you call the President a Mad man.. Your Generation is Mad.
Madness is written all over you.

PStacks:
Courtesy and Civility..

I keep learning New Words everyday from the General.. Unlike the Otuoke Drunk..

RichardFuld:
Very funny.LOL

esere826:
It is said that the pathway to hell is full of good intentions

madam,
you see Yerima dey support your bill, fear suppose catch you nawwww

It's like a Christian championing a bill against amputating people based on religious ethics
and then Yerima supports it
The right thing for the Christian to do is to reassess the bill to see its weak parts that is causing amputee advocates to support it.

Yerima was probably excited because he knew he could insert some little ink somewhere into the bill to make it pleasing to him and his fellow baby hunters

Dear Friends and Comrades,

Regretfully, I am unable to be with you tomorrow morning. However, I extend a warm embrace to you in your resolve to keep within Nigeria’s short memory the events that have been central to the attainment of our democracy – warts and all – enjoyed today by you and me. June 12 remains the true Democracy Day despite the unprincipled efforts of some prime beneficiaries of that struggle to expunge it from a people’s chronicle.

If I had been able to join you, I would most certainly have asked you for help. It has to do with the nation’s latest alleged legislative stance against sexual abuse – molestation, rape, paedophilia etc etc. I am only a layman, not a “learned brother”, so any help from the learned is earnestly solicited. The question on my mind is this: is that legislative reinforcement not merely a case of rubbing vaseline on leprosy?

In this supposedly progressive bill, sponsored by the respected Senator Chris Anyanwu. I could not help but notice a reiteration – as if to ensure that there is no ambiguity – of the word “child”, near superfluously. Well, we understand “child” as defined in most dictionaries. There is however also child as defined by the Nigerian legislature. This definition is contained in a prior Bill, sponsored, no less, by a notorious serial paedophile and cross-border sex trafficker, yet lawmaker – one Ahmed Yerima.

Does Yerima’s Bill, gleefully assented to by his peers, not simply vitiate this latter, supposedly humane concern for the protection of the child? Again, I confess to being only a ‘bloody layman’ in such matters. However, reading both bills, it strikes me that all the new bill does is empower the clique of paedophiles. All you need do is “marry” even a six-year old under any local laws, and do whatever you want with her. Through marriage, she is already an “adult”. Her “defiler” is now fully protected by this law. She is not. The current Bill is the ancient story of locking the stable door after the horse has bolted. End of story? Yerimah and his fellow perverts are having the last laugh.

This issue of child protection looms large all over the world – including bills passed or under debate. It is one that defines us in our own estimation and in global view as worthy to be counted among humanity, or as the basest kind of living species that exist solely for their sensual gratification, even at the cost of the emotional and physiological well-being of the weak and vulnerable of society. Our lawmakers have betrayed our children.

This latest addition of insult to social injury was tucked within a last-minute avalanche of bills that were passed at lightning speed during the tail-end of the last legislative assemblage – 47 bills in under 3 hours – surely one for the Guinness Book of Records. An accident? Or by design? This bill, subjected to wrong arguments, merely consolidates the reduction of female minors to sex objects. As long as you can afford a bag of rice or – as in the case of cross-border tastes such as Ahmed Yerima’s – ten thousand dollars, you are free To Molest a child to death. This, surely cannot pretend to represent the will of a people who care. Once you re-define female adulthood as marital status, all subsequent protection bills for the girl-child are worthless, cynical.

Neither culture nor religion is at issue here. It is, quite starkly, an issue of science, the science of the human body, one that demonstrably instructs us when the female human body is still at risk from conjugal rites. We should therefore call upon the Medical Association to take the lead on this, a human issue that affects all men and women of conscience. A nation should not be founded on the sexual exploitation of the fragile, and innocent. The debate must remain open.

President Buhari – and here I make my first imposition on his presidency – should never place his assent on such a nefarious distraction. Its implications doom the victim to afflictions that churn the stomach even to think of the human toll. Perhaps those legislators think that vaginal fistula is something thought up arm-chair critics with nothing better to occupy their minds. No matter, let those who profess a genuine concern declare their stand on this. On my part, I find unacceptable any effort to build a nation on perversions that merely minister to man’s sexual appetites. This is a sordid appeasement of a minority who actually require psychiatric help. President Buhari should not give his assent to the Bill without amendments that address the earlier Yerima gift to the nation. It’s a trap!

Let us learn from the heroes of June 12. Few people have done more for the cause of liberation than the Hero of this day. M.K.O.Abiola was an open polygamist. None of his wives was ever found to be below the only age of consent that is now needlessly under contention – the scientific. We cannot substitute science and observation for any spurious alibis that sacrifice the child to private lust!
The debate must remain open until resolved in favour of the child.

–Wole Soyinka

Dapo777:
I am surrounded by christiañs and Muslims, although i don't care about their religion, but what disconforts me is that i feel scared to tell anyone I am an atheist and they see it as awkward when i tell them I dont go to church and i am a christian The fact I dint go to church , I know how some of them act, how will they act if I tell them i don't believe in God, in nigeria do people stigmatize atheists the way they stigmatize sickle cell oatients and HIV patients?

Pls help me. I don't know what to do. And I can't go to church, I sleep off very easily in any church , cos what they say doesn't make a grain of sense to me.

wristwatch:


1. Lustful glances

There are stylish ways to analysing the shape of a lady. However, not in front of her as you will be sizing her b**bs, fantasising her butt as if a tokunbo car is being checked. This attitude has changed wheel online when you see threads discussing about the shape of some female monikers. Na wao!

sylve11:
which kind game be this? if nor be foul, na throw ball, if nor be throw ball na up ball like everton vs chelsea. Shuo!

jashar:
Baba God didn't turn you into a big lion so that girls can line up to sleep with you.

KingTom:
Inject him with Diazepam, tie him up and then beat stupidity out of his body

Volksfuhrer:
You are beginning to sound like a broken record. It's obvious you didn't read up on the reference I gave you. But for your benefit, here come some quotes:

"The pace of change in Nigeria from the 1940s was incredible. I am not just talking about the rate of development, with villages transforming into towns, or the coming if modern comforts, such as electricity or running water..." (Achebe: There Was A Country, pg 39)

Achebe did not even stop there, he added gloss to this, a few pages later:

"Here is a piece of heresy: The British governed their colony of Nigeria with considerable care...I am not justifying colonialism. But it is important to face the fact that British colonies, more or less, were expertly run." (ibid., pg 43)

So Mr ROSSIKE, Achebe says he is tired of your B.S about the British colonialists!

jerseyboy:
The only scandal here is that the man can't Bleep. His diick is ugly and his breast is as large as the one he is bleeping. Chei what women endure!!!

klax:
Guys pls let us always verify information before posting comment. Pls let the poster give the name of the garage owner And which country or where do you read or heard Bugatti Vernon worth 500 million? pls is it the owner of the garage that told the poster he bought all these cars that amount Pls how did the poster got access to this garage because anyone who can access such private garage must belong to the class of such owner and these cars won't be a big deal to him. Pls answer these question if not pls it's a big lie.

memudyink:
Am sure it not from a legit source !

drnairalov:
I know this.. got bigger ish



So I went to the museum today, then I mistakenly broke a statue

the Historian then screamed " Oh MY GOD!!! that is from the 14th century

so I said you scared me I thought it was new. then they arrest me.

Now am in cell. please why

ebamma:
I Pray this works
Cos I'm tired of wearing rubber

ifeness:
now turn Lagos into a mega city. So proud of my state,hope to visit there soon.