₦airaland Forum

shalomm:
Alright...

Its high time we diversify our economy.

Agriculture and Tourism can help.

The one we dey pain me pass na this tourism part...

Naija na potential tourist haven for anyone who wants to experience 'Africa'and its diversity, but, alas, that doesn't seem like it would be happening anytime soon.

kazmanbanjoko:
This is not right for a married woman. Showing off her body like itz no body's biznez.

Then you should see Eto's wife...

bababuff:
Lobátán ! Britico now know the value of the Yoruba language.

No be by noise.

Omo Oduduwa ti goke agba

It's not exactly a question of 'value' but functionality.

Eko oni ba je!

Fashola eleyin, Otedola ele yin, Tinubu ele yin…

Do the music thing in your spare time first.

It might not bring immediate returns.

The god of music is fickle.

Very fickle...

You are very good looking.

Look at Don Jazzy's face:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2648072_bg2_pngae63fd2e0a38bd93fce04fef035fbb13

Do you think he's going to make a thread here anytime soon, about his looks?

To most woman, your physical looks is probably just 5% - or less. The rest is your behaviour and social standing.

Dude's really gifted.

naijasaint:
I have been single without any girlfriend for the past 5 yes now bc I can't cope with unnecessary pride and arrogance associated with the so called today's career ladies.
Don't believe in love either.

However there are some set of girls so irresistible that any man must consider settling down. No matter how hardened ya heart, these set of ladies will dig a hole in it.
Am not saying you can't find a wife any where...but here is the most likely places....

1. Kaduna state(South)...So humble and respectful.. you will surely give marriage a thought.

2.Enugu state(Nsuka).. Very lovely, beadutiful and outgoing.. they are the one set of Igbo girls who does not care how much you have..even if drinking garri they will surely stick with you.

3. Adamawa(kilba tribe) These girls are so caring and loyal that you will sell your father's house to marry her

4.Lagos(Yoruba) This is where you will find many educated and liberal Yoruba ladies who don't give a dim about tribe and religion. Very fun to be with..Believe me you won't know when you got hooked.

5. Benue(egede)..They don't demand a lot but can commit and get you committed..right how I have been caught by them(wedding things)

6.Cross river(calabar).. The food and the sex will trap you forever.

7 Kogi(Igala) Their love is so enticing you can get enough.
Feel free to add yours.

'Wife material' no dey look state.

truthlegend:
I used to give money to beggars on the street, but I stopped after hearing several stories of how people gave beggars money and their private parts disappeared,and some had their destinies exchanged by the beggars using the money as point of contact, some even say they saw the beggars in their home at night,all this negative stories made me stop giving beggars money,but anytime I pass a beggar without giving anything I feel bad,my conscience pricks me..pls what's your take on these,how do u respond to beggars on the street?

This is a really romantic topic.

pimplucious:
The respect accord PMB in the int'l arena is unprecedented and some dic.k heads compare him to GEJ or it "it" JEG.

Puppet (n): someone or something (as a government) whose acts are controlled by another. (Merriam-Webster)

Stooge would be in order too.

The US or the 'international community' can't love you more than they love themselves. Have you stopped to ask yourself why they seem to 'love' him so much?

edwife:
I don't understand what's hot with these pastors?

Why are women so gullible when it comes to these men of "God"?what is it that they see in them?

All these pastors,one day one day.....

Power => compliance...

Yungwizzzy:
It's got up to here..

My babe who is serving in katsina is seriously cheating on me with some Hausa guy

I put her through school, paid all her fees and I definitely don't deserve this

I'm going to katsina tomorrow hopefully to catch her red handed

Count your losses man.

Move on.

Shekau could be her boyfriend. Woe betide you if he sees you 1,000 yards of HIS girlfriend .

Donicobone:
We started dating about 2 months ago, but she told me that she has a boy friend that if I can cope no problem but if not I should quite, I say ok no problem hoping to win her to my self alone, last week friday we were chatting so I ask her if true she have a boy friend why is she cheating on him ?, she say that I should not worry that with time I will understand, so some time when I called her she will tell me that she will call me back when she is less busy, that's how we have been doing it and she refuse me to no where she stay, so 3 days ago she got an accident on bike and she had some scratch on her body so yesterday she ask me to come n see her and she gave me her address and I went there and stayed with her, so this morning I called her to no how she's fearing she pick and told me to call her back, so I waited till afternoon and chat her on watsapp and she told me that she can't chat now I was like feeling maybe she's annoyed with me so I called her again and again for about 4 time she was rejecting the calls so I took my bath and went straight to her house when I reached her house I knock and she answer and said who is that I said is me the I called my name and she said pls she had a visitor, then I open the door and went in lo and behold there was a man with her, and I have seen that man in her photo gallery and I suspected the man then I was not so she because the man was so advance, so when I got in I greeted both of them and said, ''ahhh sorry ooo, I had that u have an accident that's why I decided to check on u, I then turn to the man and said, oga mary is my class mate and I was told that she had an accident that's why I decided to check on her, so I shook hand with the man n left, as am typing this story now am still waiting for her call that's if she's going to call, right now am so confuse and I don't no weather to call her or wait for her to call first. Pls I need ur sincere advice on what to do

I can't quite see the source of your confusion.

She told you clearly she has a boyfriend.

Musicminista:
Most ladies say they want a God fearing man, yet when they get him they later dump him for a "bad boy" who after using their lives dumps them for another "mumu" then they come and start begging....

Nairalanders your thoughts please....

They want a God-fearing 'bad-boy'.

Rare combination.

TwentySeven:
The future holds a lot of confusion for you if you don't improve on your communication and writing skills.

His 'future' is not function of his writing skills.

CUMPOLICE01:
250...wah?? Milion or billion

Hehehe, billion ke.

flyingdutchman:
To the enlightened, this is a case of baloney! Werin concern SSS with corruption? Seems to me like SSS were searching for something that can't be mentioned cos of the embarrassment it would cause them.
Nigerians sef! Common sense some no get for here. Pikin!

A certain certificate maybe?

HungerBAD:
12 Cars? 5 Bullet Proof? if anybody comes here to defend this man again, i will use the juju we worship in my Village called *Ogologololo* to swear for him/her.

I have repeatedly said that, PDP took corruption to a new level by even the most corrupt level anywhere in the world. I am very certain those bullet proof cars would have landed in the Arsenal of Boko Haram, to cause more mayhem. This Government is treating this man, Dasuki Sambo with pampered hands.

This man should be hanged, by those SARS operatives,and be made to squeal. And the reason for his arrest? threat to National Security. There is a car company in the US(Texas Armoring Corporation) that i subscribed to on my Facebook account, just to get updates on their latest products. This company only builds Bullet Proof Cars, and so i am very familiar with how much one cost.

Then to have 5? when you are not even the President, not a Governor, not a serving General, simply means to cars were gotten for some ulterior motives. How many Bullet proof cars did Goodluck Jonathan have in his personal convoy then? it is official now, President Goodluck Jonathan was really CLUELESS with what was happening in his Government.

Good Job Mr. President.

Good Job the DSS.

Good Job the people of Nigeria.

His armoured vehicles are most certainly personal.

7 rifles? You don't think a retired colonel and former NSA boss would be a gun enthusiast.

Corruption, maybe. But definitely not terrorism - from the current info we've been given.

What I smell is vendetta.

Hiswordxray:
Thousands of years ago a creature from another universe invades planet earth. He is profoundly different from us earthlings. Although he looks like a human but he isn't. He is a unique creation from a unique world. He is an alien. He got his human body when he was planted in a woman's womb.

As this alien enters into adulthood, he begins to teach the principles that govern his world. These principles operate on a higher plane than those that govern our world. He also demonstrates these principles in visible action. He is directed by a voice from another realm, the realm from which he came.

He has the capacity to receive two forms of nourishment: one human and another that comes from his own world. Again and again, this creature mystifies and perplexes those who observe him. No one can quite figure him out. His message is deeply challenging. It flies in the face of all cherished tradition—political, social, and religious. It confronts the status quo.

More surprising, he becomes the champion of outcasts, some of whom are notorious. He gravitates toward the marginalized, the poor, the oppressed, and the downtrodden—the “scum of the earth.” His message is scandalously inclusive. It excludes no one, except for those who resist its radical inclusivity.
His revolutionary message and behavior quickly furnish him with enemies. This creature is a threat to the wealthy, to the powerful, and mostly, to the religious. His enemies stand in line to try and trap him with his own words. They seek to put him into a box of their own making. He, however, refuses to be put into anyone’s box. With unbroken consistency, he transcends the boxes erected by mere mortals. His thoughts are unique. His ways are uncommon. He is completely “other” than humanity, on every level.


One of the centerpieces of this creature’s message is that he is not native to planet earth. Instead, he has been sent from another realm. And more: He announces that he is a ruler in that other realm. He is a king from another universe.
But more startling, he proclaims that he has come to establish his rulership on planet earth. Specifically, he has been sent to establish a colony of his own kind that will represent his rule. And that colony will eventually take over the planet. On the heels of this alarming message, he issues a call to action.

He invites all earthlings to abandon their way of life, and instead, embrace his way. He beckons them to yield their lives to his rulership and to shape their conduct by the principles that regulate his world. In short, he demands that all humans pay complete allegiance to his kingship.
What happens next is as strange as it is shocking. He announces that he will suddenly leave the planet and return in a different form. And when he returns, he will impart his own nature into those who wish to have it. The result? He shall reintroduce his own species on planet earth. Those who submit to him will become part of his species, citizens of his world, and they, along with him, will eventually rule the universe.

Many are threatened by his message. It’s a scandal, a bold affront to the powers that be. So they put him to death, for only three days. But as he promised, he returns in another form and sets up a colony of his own kind on earth.

Story Continue...

Guy, stop claiming someone else's work as yours. Was about to give you props, until I made a little search.

Content is from a book: From Eternity to Here: Rediscovering the Ageless Purpose of God, by a Frank Viola

olola4:
It started around February,this woman happens to be a colleague at work but is 3year old marriage broke(with 2 kids)and her husband who I know as a very aggressive man (on the day he came to visit his wife at the office, I think he came to give her something he almost slap the security officer who was asking him what he came to do) sent the wife out of the house.After the husband have sent the wife away the only option the wife(my colleague at work) have is to move to the residence of her elder sister who happened to be my own neighbour in the same flat.

At first the only thing I do is to drop her children at school and carry her along to the office, later since am still single and am the only one leaving in my flat except sometimes when my fiancee or my younger brother come spend some days/weeks in my place, she started coming to my flat to watch film,she said her sister didnt subscribe and she is missing her favourite T.V. programs and opera, later she started watching film over night and now she is now leaving in my flat with the excuse that her sister's husband send her packing.

The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.

The day I sat her down and told her that am not comfortable with her staying with me she was crying and when her one year old daughter saw her crying she also started crying and also she brings visitors which I hate,this will make me be like a stranger in my house.

pls fellow nairalander i need your advice.

@ Bolded

You're kidding right?

You can't possibly be serious. I want to believe this story is made up.

peeta89:
Why calling me a bastard? Mind you I don't have any ulterior motive towards her ok. Thank you for taking a dig at me.

Aha, you missed the context bro. I meant that in a good way.

But c'mon, don't say you don't have any 'ulterior motives'. This is the reason they treat you how you don't like.

Stop hiding your desires as man. Express what you trully feel. Want what you trully want.

She wants you to want what you want. Stop denying it.

And no, its not an 'ulterior motive'.

brainycute:
A woman is simply a man with a womb.

She is first a child, a lady, a wife, and then a mother.

She is uniquely created to succeed, compliment and build.

She has been endowed with special grace to survive all pressures that life brings.

She is a restorative force to reckon with in her home, at work and the society in general.

A woman sweeten's her environment, manages and builds her home.

She influences lives, put savor and vigor into lives.

Though the man as the head thinks, but the woman as the heart feels.

She alone feels the pain that comes with menstruation and the agony that accompanies child birth.

She feels the burden, the heartbreaks, the love, the joy and the strains of life.

Above all she is the beauty, brightness and joy of the society.

Every woman is created to be cherished!! Loved!! Adorned!! and respected!!

Barka Da Sallah to everyone

Yup most women are like this...to their kids.

But to husbands and boyfriends...they are more like roving pirates! .

Wherever she is, she's definitely gonna have a nice weekend.

You should too

originalking1:
I welcome you to the aha moment which is the moment of suprise/insight/dawning.
Imagin you in this situation?
Your girlfriend wants u 2 meet her family, when u got there...The elder sister is ur ex girlfriend .The broda is the guy you were fighting with over a girl .Her dad is the doctor who advice u to stop bringin young girls for abortion. You went away to live a holy life some years ago but u didn't and finally the mother is the sugar mummy who just bought u a ferrari sport car.
What will youu do?

I'll stop imagining...

It kind of creeps them out when you 'care too much' - for so many reasons.

And typically, your 'caring' isn't coming from an honest place...or from an accurate appraisal of her value.

(Wanting to fvck her, and owning it is honest. However, burying your desires and acting a monk isn't.)

Treat every human with respect. But forthwith, your affections should be earned.

Don't ascribe unicorn-level attributes to anyone just because she has a vagina.

Women overwhelmingly respond to 'dark-triad' type guys because they are fvcking 'honest' (no pun intended).

As a man, aside what your mum has already done for you, there isn't much any woman will do for you.

That aspect of a woman loving you in that manner is DONE.

Now is your turn to love women as your daughters. They will respect you more, and of course be more compliant to all your twisted desires...you dirty bāstard.

You have to 'care' less - if that be caring.

Logic & Emotions...

Distinct.

CUMPOLICE01:
[size=18pt]I OFFICIALLY WANT TO ANNOUNCE THIS TO ALL BIG BOREHOLE GALS IN D HAUZ INCLUDING onila ...

ONLY YORUBA GUYS GOT BIG, LONG, HARD AND WELL POSITIONED HOTDOGS... [/size]

Hehe like Wande Coal abi

cowgirl9090:
that is because you don't have anything else to give in the relationship other than money
and where the money is not there,she leaves because staying in the relationship is not worthwhile.

Try and improve yourself.

Yeah. Such a businessperson.

Dude is comfortably seated.

An2elect2:
Am waiting for the day an african leader will turn down a western invitation.

Murtala Mohammed did something similar.

They had him shot.

omojoshy:
USA don't have permanent FRIENDS or FOES



Violate the human right laws, be corrupt and embrace terrorism, you becomes their FOE. And do the opposite, see yourself as a good friend.....period!

You mean like Saudi Arabia right?

He definitely has some kind of mental health issue.