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Family › Re: Will You Let Someone Sleep With Your Spouse For N10m? - (See Responses) by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:36pm On Jul 16, 2015
ratatis:
Bro, what pyyxxaro stated is a fact. There's a particular tribe, here in naija, that a man will gladly give his wife to his visitor to spend the night with him. It's considered as a gesture for honouring the guest.
One remarkable thing about people from this tribe is that, they'll never steal any property of a stranger. However, stealing from acquaintances is common practice.
Lol, speak of culture shock.

Is it really widespread currently?
Politics › Re: Ex-Service Chiefs To Be Investigated Over Buhari’s 'Missing' Certificate by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2015
Shouldn't they be investigating his cerfitikate instead? grin
Family › Re: Emasculation Of The African Man by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:40pm On Jul 16, 2015
The rise and rise of matriarchy...
Romance › Re: My Brothers Wife ALWAYS Ask Me To Unzip Her Dress. Is This Appropriate? by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:13pm On Jul 16, 2015
Justinzki:
Your maid has corrupted trust me, and you have to clear it up,i help my mum and my brothers wife to unzip there bra some thimes and i have't think like that now you want to run out of the house becouse she told you to help her unzip her skirt, see ur life
If skirt is involved, water don pass garri...
Romance › Re: My Brothers Wife ALWAYS Ask Me To Unzip Her Dress. Is This Appropriate? by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:11pm On Jul 16, 2015
Lol, I was my mum's official zipper for many many moons.

Doesn't full-blown want to fvck you or anything, but deep down, her ogbanje spirit of exhibitionism is stirring.

She really just wants to be admired...and desired by the masculine.

...but the masculine takes...
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Respond To What Do You Want From Me ? by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:58pm On Jul 16, 2015
osile2012:
Most times ladies ask you, what do you want from me? How do you respond ?
Don't treat it as a legit question - because it is not.

You could respond "what kind of nonsense question is that" - and she'll most likely say she's sorry. Or playfully reply "your small ass". Or whatever you come up with - doesn't matter.

The words themselves are not important, but the attitude.
Romance › Re: just kidding... by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:47pm On Jul 16, 2015
sotilicious:
When is there ever going to be someone that can take you out for lunch or dinner,chat with you and not want something in return??Am so bored and can't do anything about it.. I need that God sent to make my day...a lunch or dinner date won't be a bad idea....ermmm movies toooo...#justthinkingaloud#
Why not trek instead.
Romance › Re: Her Pastor Wants To Perform Virginty Test On My Fiancee Before We Can Wed by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:41pm On Jul 16, 2015
Hehehe...

He needs to do a sexual performance test on her too.

Your role as the man is handling ret@rded bullshit like this. Tell him to go to hell.
Romance › Re: Meet The Sexiest Woman In The US Military Who Is Also A Booty Model On Instagram by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:30pm On Jul 16, 2015
BabylonCruise:
I present to you the sexiest woman in the U.S army who is heating up on Instagram with her sultry photos.


It seems that many people in the active military in the USA also have side jobs to make ends meet. This lovely young lady, who goes by the name Lexx Jones, looks amazing. She is a military officer in the US Army and also a hot model with booty on Instagram.
 
Check out her photos below;
Let me let you in on a secret. Those Instagram 'models' are escorts.

So technically, yes, she has a side-job, but it ain't modeling.
Romance › Re: When Is 'rape' Okay??? by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:16pm On Jul 16, 2015
Double standard anyone?

https://i.imgur.com/cIiJ1Sy.jpg
Romance › Re: *****lol***** by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:06pm On Jul 16, 2015
Very easy...

So just change to sprinting, hurdles or relay grin.
Music/Radio › Re: Opinion: King Kong Remix Is The Best Nigerian Rap Song by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:45pm On Jul 14, 2015
Promhize:
I don't think they copied Kanye's power video in anyway, yes the same theme but that's absolutely normal in a world almost anything you come up with has probably been done by someone else. If they wore costumes and paints like Kanye's, then we could say they copied Kanye, plus most of the scenes where the artists were present, we're clean, no digital edits.

This is one Nigerian music video in a long time, that I did not get bored before the end. I do not think the was great, but at the end I thought 'I was looking forward to every next scene'.

There's really nothing memorable about the video tho, which is mainly where they goofed. I really like the song and it's weird that I'm not drawn to watch the video again.
I said Jay Z smiley.
Romance › Re: Where Can We Find A Wife Material? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:52pm On Jul 14, 2015
peeparty:
located?
Google Maps.
Romance › Re: Where Can We Find A Wife Material? by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:47pm On Jul 14, 2015
A good place to start would be a textile company.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:09pm On Jul 14, 2015
Go to Udemy or YouTube right now and search for tutorials.

You can learn on the job if you play it smart.
Music/Radio › Re: Opinion: King Kong Remix Is The Best Nigerian Rap Song by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:03pm On Jul 14, 2015
femi4:
Davido dey rap ni?
Remix...
Music/Radio › Re: Opinion: King Kong Remix Is The Best Nigerian Rap Song by BuddhaPalm(m):
Filled with Illuminati-wannabe imagery.

Borrowed heavily from Jay Z's video (can't recall the title).

A for effort. It's not easy to put yourself on the line and showcase your creativity.

But by far, my best Nigerian remixes are SHOKI! & Show Me Yuh Rozay
Family › Re: Cockold: Unknowingly Raising Kids That Aren’t Biologically Yours by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:19pm On Jul 14, 2015
yorubadelta:
......

there is a popular saying that goes: Mother’s baby, Father’s maybe.

30% of Nigerian fathers are unknowingly bringing up children who are not biologically theirs. As revealed in an interview with The Nation, a DNA expert revealed interesting findings from research carried out in 2012 which showed that 3 out of 10 Nigerian men are not the biological fathers of thier kids. This percentage is definitely on the increase due to an upsurge in sexual recklessness in our present day.



Imagine this scenario:

A lady is simultaneously dating 2 the same time. Mr A is wat society calls the eligible bachelor, tall, handsome and rich. Very rich infact. He is crazy about her but she doesn’t love him in the same way. Rather, she keeps him around for financial gains. Mr B is the one who owns her heart. He isn’t as stinkingly rich as Mr A but he is financially buoyant enough. She loves him so much but unfortunately he has no intentions of getting married anytime soon which is what prompted her to dating Mr A as a back-up option. She describes Mr B’s sex as (mind blowing) and they have sex without protection due to the spontaneity of it all. She hopes one day she gets pregnant for him and can use it to trap him into marriage.
Her wish finally comes true when she discovers she is pregnant. So she breaks the news to him. To her greatest surprise, Mr B tells her that he is aware of her philandering ways with Mr A and for that reason will not take responsibility for the pregnancy. Rejected and ashamed, she approaches her girlfriends for advice who indiscreetly advise her to take the pregnancy to Mr A with the explanation that maybe the condom had slipped up at some point during love making. Blinded by love, Mr A quickly proposed and much to her surprise, he asked to see her parents immediately for traditional rights so that she doesn't birth the child out of wedlock. The unfortunate man is completely oblivious to the fact that this lady had been seeing someone else and is possibly carrying another man’s child. He’s about to get cukold sad

The lady in question has decided to go ahead and marry him, taking her dirty secret with her till death comes knocking.

30% is rather exaggerated.

Remember, people who go for DNA tests are usually, already suspicious. So are not a good sample to base this conclusion on.
Literature › Re: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:13pm On Jul 14, 2015
dearpreye:
The ability to write. Is it always a gift? Can it be learned? What's the challenges with writing a book?
You just wrote a sentence. And you still have tons of sentences inside you - enough to fill several books.

What we usually lack is confidence that people will find what we've written subpar.

And you don't even need to write much, you could record some of your thoughts and then have some writer flesh it out. You could draw an outline, and then have someone more inclined write it.

Several big names don't write sh1t. They use ghostwriters.
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Literature › Re: Which Book Are You Currently Reading? Share Some Thoughts! by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:06pm On Jul 14, 2015
dearpreye:
Whether positive or negative? If one isn't aware of the existence of this law, does it still applies to them? Must you consciously recognise this law for it to work?
Think of gravity, electricity or magnetism.

They work independent of your knowledge of them, or lack thereof.
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Sports › Re: Top Seven Most Expensive Cars Owned By African Footballers by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
Akiika:
Charities? philanthropy? baabu!
Real rich folks like Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg don't drive expensive cars like these and have tons of charities and philanthropy in their names.
Wait for how fast those cars may disappear into thin air at the end of their career that they won't be able to maintain them.
Aaaaafricaaaans! are our brains black too?
The poor don't need charity, they need inspiration (apologies to W.Wattles).
Fashion › Re: See How Much Make Up Artist Are Making!! Jeeezzzzz - Pic by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:34pm On Jul 14, 2015
Bilabong:
Instead make I pay, I paint my wife face myself.
Then she cover veil
doublewisdom:
For something that will eventually wash off?
How much is plastic surgery?
grin grin grin
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:09am On Jul 14, 2015
Timbuktou:
You know what they say, bruv. A gentleman doesn't speak too soon. wink
Yeah, he always acts when it's already too late grin.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:21am On Jul 14, 2015
Timbuktou:
Olodo. Romance and roses is colloquial. You see your bush self? Product of a .... wink

Women should be treated in one way only...like the women they are wink. Free, my years of experience would count for a lot when the time is right. And no, I'm not trying, this seems like nature's instincts to me. I try to be as natural as I can.

Dream of me, Free. I make for romantic dreams.
I think you're too tame for cocoa.

Thigh-high fishnet stockings, short nurses uniform, and lots of lube...and she starts feeling really romantic.
Family › Re: When Exactly Is It Right To Call One 'educated"? by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:03pm On Jul 13, 2015
7Alexander:
Ok, i have a cousin who is 27, the father is a big time millionaire, now, this my cousin has 4 other siblings who are all graduates, but he is an SSCE holder. Given that he was not too 'bright' academically, the father had him join the family business when he was 20, this guy speaks and writes English almost as good as the best, speaks fluent French, and has traveled to at least 10 countries outside Africa, and doing extremely well for himself, at 27.
I remember about 5 years ago when i was discussing this my cousin with a friend, and my friend told me that the best thing my cousin will do is to get an education first. And this got me thinking, at what level can we say that one is educated? what exactly is education? does it mean that without 'conventional education' that one will most likely be doomed? is it right to say that all university graduates are educated? is it also right to say that anybody without tertiary institution qualification is not educated?

mods please i need people's opinion
i had to move this to this section , maybe the mods can take notice of it here
The root word for education is educo (Latin). It means to Educe: to draw out; to develop from within.
Culture › Re: Naija Girls Before And After Independence (photo). by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:49pm On Jul 13, 2015
Independence abeg. They look really sweet post-independence.
Romance › Re: I Dont Really Know Who She Will Turn Out To Be In Future by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:47pm On Jul 13, 2015
martin222:
my girlfriend utters some words (or should i say beliefs)that i sometimes wonder if she is will be a problem to me in the future
this are some of the words( i intend to marry her if things work out)

(1)she believes having sex with someone other than your partner is not cheating,it only becomes cheating if you fall out of love with your partner and fall in love with the new person,ie she means its just to satisfy sexual urge
(2)she told me of a friend of hers that got married to a guy and they didnt have an issue yet,she said the guy has always accused her friend of been barren so the friend got herself a boyfriend and got pregnant .but her friend has vowed never to let the husband know that he is not the true father of the child until the child is 21 or so.she says she is doing it as a punishment to the husband .
then i told her i will always find out the paternity of my child to know if ishe/he is my biological child,she sworn never to allow me to that and she supports the friend alot.
(3)she believes its ok to get sex workers into the house to stir up our love life when things are down(she means a male one for her and female one for her partner)crazy right?
(4)she has got a kid already and the child answers her surname instead of for the father,i asked her ans she says its HERS not his.
(5)she has got some ,should i say femminist characters.
and some more
i dont really know who she will turn out to be in future or some hidden traits
People's views and behaviour generally tend to remain consistent over time.

What you see right now is what you'll get. The only difference is that she will HIDE things from you.
Politics › Re: Fresh Ambush: When and How APC will finally remove Ekweremadu.. by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:33pm On Jul 13, 2015
“The constitution actually indicates that the presiding officers can only be removed by two third majority of the lawmakers. But the way to go about it is to secure two thirds of those on the floor on a particular day and that should be enough to impeach Ekweremadu,”
Guys, is this possible?
Travel › Re: Comparison Btw Cost Of Living In The United State And Nigeria. by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:08am On Jul 13, 2015
Uglyduckling:
I follow you and I find your comments stimulating most times. But this time I think you belong to the class of Nigerian men who resolve to bashing and putting down a person's self worth just to stroke the male ego. She may be wrong, she may have an inflated opinion of herself but how do you know? Like most men you too have an inflated opinion of yourself. What value can you add to a woman's life? It's really unfortunate you are surrounded by materialistic girls who are too lazy to hold their own and think they must depend on a man for survival. But do not use that to judge every woman you come across. Maybe it's time you changed your circle and hang out with the right set of people.
Hey BeautifulSwan.
Family › Re: Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes By Kids (pics). by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:26pm On Jul 12, 2015
I have died cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: Can A Man Of God Give A Head Or Receive Mouth Action From His Wife by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:33pm On Jul 12, 2015
Don't try it!

You will both die.
Travel › Re: Comparison Btw Cost Of Living In The United State And Nigeria. by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:29pm On Jul 12, 2015
Insidous:
You can't tell me to go out there. I already live outside Nigeria. undecided

I am not surprised. There are women and there are women. You can never have a woman like Dora Akunyili or a woman like me. Yes, a woman like me. The type you can have are those with little or no education who clearly have no life of their own(no offense to uneducated peeps) and if perchance she is educated she must either be too unattractive or too old or has complex issues.


You need to reevaluate yourself. You are the one with the big problem not Nigerian womencheesy
Lol, like most women, you have a very inflated opinion of yourself.

You'll be very surprised his girlfriend is a gorgeous professional - who also gives him peace of mind.

What value can you really add to a man's life?

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