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LilMizzGood:
Would you feel disrespected if this happens to you?

If a friend comes over to see you than she and your housemate (male) who is friends with your partner goes out to get dinner but they stayed longer than it should have taken.

1 week later in a hot fight with your partner he mentioned that your friend and the housemate in a bad way, telling you about their "washing" while they went and got dinner the other time; that's why they stayed too long because they were "washing" in the car park.

You came and asked the housemate if it was true that he "washed" your friend at a common car park when she came for a visit, he denies the whole thing but is texting your partner why he has to tell you. You let the whole thing go but some how you can't shake the feeling of disrespect off.

I don't know for someone reason should I feel hurt or disrespected or just gross out. Like I don't really care they are both adults but I don't know. Now I just think she comes over just for my housemate and not to actually "visit me".

You're just a little jealous. No shame in it, happens to the best of us.

Rilwayne001:
Man, this is bizarre.

It's not as bizarre as you think.

People now use pacemakers, prosthetics, dildos, fleshlights, lenses, etc.

100 years from now, robots will be able to most easily mimic EVERYTHING humans can do - and even surpass them.

MarryMeee:
May he get a wife who behaves just like him

He's actually a gentleman who understands equity...and deals with people fairly.

You can't get the princess treatment and still expect cash at the end.

You didn't nothing wrong - at all.

She wants to eat her cake and have it.

Sarassin:
There is no more ridiculous sight than seeing a grown man ...or woman, babbling in the name of speaking in tongues. Speaking in tongues is in fact mis-applied Christian mysticism couched as doctrine, it is a method of conveying a personal wish directly to the subconscious.

When you pray to the divine and you say oh God, i want, say, one million dollars (and by the way you should never, ever use the word “want” in prayer), your conscious mind being very treacherous, immediately betrays you with a variety of reasons why it cannot happen, and your prayer goes unanswered, but if you are able to convey your requirements directly to your subconscious mind, in the proper manner, then your subconscious being one with the Divine, and if it is in your best interest will cause your requirement to manifest, most often immediately.

It does not matter whether you are Christian, Muslim or whatever, the Divine is not concerned with your religion, it is the process that matters, it is the difference between the rich and the poor, the leaders and the easily led, as well as the smart and the stupid.

I thank thee father for thou hearest me...

Boss, your boy is loyal.

Lol, thought he denied it.

Omo see body language.

Dude's really terrified of Buhari.

Wtf

"Attempts Suicide"

FTFY.

Aude:
Same here. Even seeing snakes on the TV, Internet or in books scares me. Recently a couple of nairalanders have posted pictures of snakes they killed. I can tell you that not once was I tempted to view the pictures, I steered clear of clicking on the topics.

LMAO!

Shouldn't you be going to Colombia, instead of Brazil?

Swissheart:
It probably run in their blood.....aburo nd egbon oniranu........try talk to ur husband ....remind him of d good old days.....if he doesn't become remorseful ....wahala dey b dat

Generally, people don't give two shits about PAST favours. Only present and future benefits.

kazmanbanjoko:
must we copy otherz. Let dem do theirz while we do ourz.

Copy ke?

I don't know what part of the country you're from.

But before the British came, our maidens didn't wear any clothes - at least, here in the East.

I can remember my maternal grandma - of blessed memory - giving us gist of how they ran into the bush when the whites wanted to make them wear clothes.

We are the ORIGINAL nudists.

shalomm:
Alright...

Its high time we diversify our economy.

Agriculture and Tourism can help.

The one we dey pain me pass na this tourism part...

Naija na potential tourist haven for anyone who wants to experience 'Africa'and its diversity, but, alas, that doesn't seem like it would be happening anytime soon.

kazmanbanjoko:
This is not right for a married woman. Showing off her body like itz no body's biznez.

Then you should see Eto's wife...

bababuff:
Lobátán ! Britico now know the value of the Yoruba language.

No be by noise.

Omo Oduduwa ti goke agba

It's not exactly a question of 'value' but functionality.

Eko oni ba je!

Fashola eleyin, Otedola ele yin, Tinubu ele yin…

Do the music thing in your spare time first.

It might not bring immediate returns.

The god of music is fickle.

Very fickle...

You are very good looking.

Look at Don Jazzy's face:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2648072_bg2_pngae63fd2e0a38bd93fce04fef035fbb13

Do you think he's going to make a thread here anytime soon, about his looks?

To most woman, your physical looks is probably just 5% - or less. The rest is your behaviour and social standing.

Dude's really gifted.

naijasaint:
I have been single without any girlfriend for the past 5 yes now bc I can't cope with unnecessary pride and arrogance associated with the so called today's career ladies.
Don't believe in love either.

However there are some set of girls so irresistible that any man must consider settling down. No matter how hardened ya heart, these set of ladies will dig a hole in it.
Am not saying you can't find a wife any where...but here is the most likely places....

1. Kaduna state(South)...So humble and respectful.. you will surely give marriage a thought.

2.Enugu state(Nsuka).. Very lovely, beadutiful and outgoing.. they are the one set of Igbo girls who does not care how much you have..even if drinking garri they will surely stick with you.

3. Adamawa(kilba tribe) These girls are so caring and loyal that you will sell your father's house to marry her

4.Lagos(Yoruba) This is where you will find many educated and liberal Yoruba ladies who don't give a dim about tribe and religion. Very fun to be with..Believe me you won't know when you got hooked.

5. Benue(egede)..They don't demand a lot but can commit and get you committed..right how I have been caught by them(wedding things)

6.Cross river(calabar).. The food and the sex will trap you forever.

7 Kogi(Igala) Their love is so enticing you can get enough.
Feel free to add yours.

'Wife material' no dey look state.

truthlegend:
I used to give money to beggars on the street, but I stopped after hearing several stories of how people gave beggars money and their private parts disappeared,and some had their destinies exchanged by the beggars using the money as point of contact, some even say they saw the beggars in their home at night,all this negative stories made me stop giving beggars money,but anytime I pass a beggar without giving anything I feel bad,my conscience pricks me..pls what's your take on these,how do u respond to beggars on the street?

This is a really romantic topic.

pimplucious:
The respect accord PMB in the int'l arena is unprecedented and some dic.k heads compare him to GEJ or it "it" JEG.

Puppet (n): someone or something (as a government) whose acts are controlled by another. (Merriam-Webster)

Stooge would be in order too.

The US or the 'international community' can't love you more than they love themselves. Have you stopped to ask yourself why they seem to 'love' him so much?

edwife:
I don't understand what's hot with these pastors?

Why are women so gullible when it comes to these men of "God"?what is it that they see in them?

All these pastors,one day one day.....

Power => compliance...

Yungwizzzy:
It's got up to here..

My babe who is serving in katsina is seriously cheating on me with some Hausa guy

I put her through school, paid all her fees and I definitely don't deserve this

I'm going to katsina tomorrow hopefully to catch her red handed

Count your losses man.

Move on.

Shekau could be her boyfriend. Woe betide you if he sees you 1,000 yards of HIS girlfriend .

Donicobone:
We started dating about 2 months ago, but she told me that she has a boy friend that if I can cope no problem but if not I should quite, I say ok no problem hoping to win her to my self alone, last week friday we were chatting so I ask her if true she have a boy friend why is she cheating on him ?, she say that I should not worry that with time I will understand, so some time when I called her she will tell me that she will call me back when she is less busy, that's how we have been doing it and she refuse me to no where she stay, so 3 days ago she got an accident on bike and she had some scratch on her body so yesterday she ask me to come n see her and she gave me her address and I went there and stayed with her, so this morning I called her to no how she's fearing she pick and told me to call her back, so I waited till afternoon and chat her on watsapp and she told me that she can't chat now I was like feeling maybe she's annoyed with me so I called her again and again for about 4 time she was rejecting the calls so I took my bath and went straight to her house when I reached her house I knock and she answer and said who is that I said is me the I called my name and she said pls she had a visitor, then I open the door and went in lo and behold there was a man with her, and I have seen that man in her photo gallery and I suspected the man then I was not so she because the man was so advance, so when I got in I greeted both of them and said, ''ahhh sorry ooo, I had that u have an accident that's why I decided to check on u, I then turn to the man and said, oga mary is my class mate and I was told that she had an accident that's why I decided to check on her, so I shook hand with the man n left, as am typing this story now am still waiting for her call that's if she's going to call, right now am so confuse and I don't no weather to call her or wait for her to call first. Pls I need ur sincere advice on what to do

I can't quite see the source of your confusion.

She told you clearly she has a boyfriend.

Musicminista:
Most ladies say they want a God fearing man, yet when they get him they later dump him for a "bad boy" who after using their lives dumps them for another "mumu" then they come and start begging....

Nairalanders your thoughts please....

They want a God-fearing 'bad-boy'.

Rare combination.

TwentySeven:
The future holds a lot of confusion for you if you don't improve on your communication and writing skills.

His 'future' is not function of his writing skills.

CUMPOLICE01:
250...wah?? Milion or billion

Hehehe, billion ke.

flyingdutchman:
To the enlightened, this is a case of baloney! Werin concern SSS with corruption? Seems to me like SSS were searching for something that can't be mentioned cos of the embarrassment it would cause them.
Nigerians sef! Common sense some no get for here. Pikin!

A certain certificate maybe?