₦airaland Forum

Mavor:
What type of weed do you smoke bro?

Na ganja cereal.

Produced by Kelloggs Jamaica LTD.

Segeggs:
so ebuka aka buddhamonk has finally conceded defeat.

Lol, yours truely is as apolitical as they come.

I think you mistake me for another handle.

But for the record, I am most curious to see what is really going to CHANGE.

torhuke:
Some are calling GEJS defeat a disgrace. Some say he destroyed the pdp. And I say they are ignorant of Nigeria's configuration and political history.
As far as Nigeria is concerned, the north will continue to determine who governs Nigeria. Ask Obasanjo and he will tell you that Alliance For Democracy (AD) was the dominant party in yoruba land when he became president under PDPs umbrella. It was the North that made him president. But for GEJs inroad to the NorthCentral in 2011, he wouldn't have been president. The same north that brought the PdP to power in 1999 is the north that has brought APC to power in 2015. And fact is that apart from those who have reasons why they didn't want GEJ and the PdP, if General Sani Abacha resurrects to contest elections against a southerner, he will still get the kind of massive support and votes buhari got from the north. It's not just at the federal level. In Kogi, the Igala's of Kogi East determines who becomes governor of that state and they have remained in power like forever. In kaduna, the people of northern kaduna determines who governs that state and the same luck that made Goodluck Jonathan president is what made Late Patrick Yakowa, the first governor from southern Kaduna after Namadi sambo was picked as Vice President by GEJ. In Benue, the Tivs determines who becomes governor and that's is why the idoma's are clamoring for Gurara state. In Borno, if you are not kanuri, I doubt if you can be LG chairman. I can go on and on. So as much as majority of NIGERIANS wanted change, it will be ignoble to vilify GEJ for PDPs fall.
The Igbo's did very well supporting GEJ and the Niger-Deltans owe them a lot. As long as we remain one Nigeria, they will be supported likewise whenever the need arises. But they will still need the north just as this years elections have shown.
I don't know how Namadi Sambo became governor of Kaduna state before he became Vice President. He could not deliver his home state both in 2011 and 2015. Seeing that he lost his state with such a huge gap is senseless. Adamu Muazu (PDPs national chairman) and Isa Yududa (PdP governor) also lost bauchi with a landslide. Shey too all see why Even Abacha or Adolf Hitler (assuming he is from northern Nigeria) will get the kind of votes and support Buhari got from the north. Apart from Taraba and Plateau states which are majorly Populated by Christians, JONATHAN didn't win in any northern state even those with PdP governors at the helm. I hope we get the message and learn our lessons down south.

Be That as it may, I still love you Jonathan. You have taught me another class of humility, how to smile in the face of challenges and opposition, how to be a winner, how to rise from grass to grace, how to be a Goodluck charm, how to be calm in the eye of the storm, how not to give up because you never did, how to accept criticism, how to smile with even with the enemy, how not to allow your background determine your future, How to accept defeat no matter how Painful and many more.

Bros, I dey tell you!

Am from Abia, my state gave GEJ 200K+ votes or so...then one state from the north will just drop a bomb

BOOOM...

One point something million! My God!

With that kind of firepower, the North owns Nigeria.

Billyonaire:
Congrats to Buhari, Congrats to the APC and Congrats to all Nigerians. It's a sad moment for me, but I know its a happy moment for the majority at this moment. I hope you find what you are looking for.

Peace profound.

Fine gentleman.

jcmaiah:
Lol... bros when he said he was joking. 1$ to 1N is not possible in 4years.

You never can tell. We might discover unobtainium somewhere in the Niger Delta.

Keep your fingers crossed...

Heartbeatmii:
A new dawn for Nigeria...... Let the giant arise

New dawn ke?

The dudes in APC, where did they come from?

Youngzedd:
Fatality

XXBAXXXXBAX - Jax

Lol, can't remember if na brutality or fatality.

superstar1:
All that warrants his embarrassing presentation?

If his students present that way, he is expected to applaude them?

Please save me your sermonisation.

Shake my butt for emotional and sentimental people, that finds it hard to be objective.

Do cut her some slack. She was under A LOT of social pressure.

Presenting in a class of 30 students - people you already know - is different from a national/international presentation.

In her shoes, you might be curled up in the foetal position, weeping.

fuke:
See what Wikipedia wrote about Orubebe now. This internet na wa o

Orubebe became a Supervisory Councilor, and later Chairman of Burutu LGA. In July 2007, President Umaru Yar'Adua appointed him Minister of Special Duties.[2] Later he became Minister of State for Niger Delta Affairs when that ministry was created in December 2008.[3] In January 2010 he said that the proposed 10% equity share policy on infrastructural development in the Niger Delta region would make vandalism and crisis a thing of the past. [color=#990000]He attempted to disrupt the announcement of the election results of the 2015 presidential election at the International Conference Center in Abuja on the 31st of March 2015 but he was jega'd.[4][/color]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Godsday_Orubebe

It was just written by some random dude (maybe you). Wait for editors to wipe or amend it shortly.

Billyonaire, please come and say something. Or is the JD still runnning you?

How good are Uncle Jo's chances at this point?

UjSizzle:
@emboldened. Eziokwu I hope to vote come the next elections though. Let me see the silly process that'll stop me.

There's something worth seeing in Ghana? Didn't know that
@Too fresh to stand in the sun. Choi nna your life is sweet joorh Some people are here trying to fly past flood on the streets on day, and dealing with the heat the next. Give me your life biko

Yeah, INEC and FB made a deal in late 2014.

Naaa, not gonna work. Can't stand the thought of males with turgid sausages trying to impale me.

194, 419, 941...

I've been seeing these combinations like a motherfvcker - for the past SEVERAL months. Phone, laptop, number series...everywhere.

Was glad to 'discover' they stand for really cool shit though.

UjSizzle:
I am well and tickled by what's happened today

I didn't Got disenfranchised and subjected to fight with a multitude to exercise my electoral rights, while my mallam a citizen of Niger Rep was given a PVC in a platter
So nah, I watched my fellow Nigerians vote from the comfort of my balcony.

Did you?

Lol, I see.

Don't worry, you'll have better luck in 2019. I heard there'll be online voting...

Vote ke, am currently in Ghana on ass tourism. Too fresh to even stand under the sun and pick wads of dollars.

shinejackie:
Orubebe made fool of himself to the whole world and it will come back to bite him, Jega has endeared himself more to the world, he is indeed a man of wisdom, if l am the one l doubt l can take that shit from Orubebe.....

"Everytime I am railed at, I get my own quota of renown" ----- Piertro Aretino

UjSizzle:
lol I thought the same too.
But security can't walk him out on international tv. At least not in front of the cameras.
Here's what I think anyway: As at the time they started, we were told 3 results were available, while the others claimed to be held up at Abuja airport. What's delaying them hmm? So maybe this is just supposed to help them kill time while the real drama happens where we can't see it

I love conspiracy theories

You!

Howdy?

I know you didn't vote.

Sup bro. How about a 'servicer'?

My ancestry has some really BIG pimps: Newton, Descartes & Michael Jordan.

Some other family is bidding...

literarymathy:
AMORC is PERFECTLY compatible with ISLAM.
AMORC has its own branch of martinism known as T. M. O (Traditional Martinist Order) which is more like a form of Christian mysticism. It is optional for members though and treated as a separate order.
The founder of O. T. O, Aleister Crowley, was a friend of AMORC'S former imperator, H. Spencer Lewis. However, O. T. O is a magical organisation and AMORC frowns on practical and ceremonial magic.

@ bolded

Why?

topearos:
The way that seemeth right unto a man leads to destruction ...

Mumu. Even after OP's appeal.

MzJackBaueress:
hahahahaha!! APGA is being robbed off their victory in Abia state by PDP. They are only good for "use and dump". As long as Ojukwu is dead, the party is dead along with him.

Smh

...but his manhood lives on

nerodenero:
Why are there no results from SS and SE?

Too many votes bro. We are still counting them .

Don't count your chics before they hatch...

Twaci:
We can be very troublesome

Get her flowers and Chocolate carefully laid around a diamond jewelry set......works like magic

But seriously, I think her anger may actually come from the way u responded to her request. Were u like, "Me? Pick ur friend?! Am I a cabbie....." Or more like, "Baby, I don't wanna leave ur side. Let ur friend take a taxi...."

Are you for real?

That's exactly how he should have responded.

@ OP

Like play, like play, next she'll send you to go and pound yam .

praxisnetworks:
which of Christ's teachings are you so dissatisfied with or is insufficient for you?

Which AMORC teachings are you dissatisfied with, or is insuficient for you?

praxisnetworks:
And Jesus taught them how to pray...."Our Father who hath in heaven......"

So Rosicrucians pray "Our Father who art in hell..." abi?

alphaomega:
Guy, go ahead and join jare....

Life will teach you the lessons you seek.

You know life is a good teacher....It gives you the lessons AFTER the test.

That's a BAD teach IMO...

Mrphilia:
Glory be to God...@op anything done in secret is evil...go to a living church and serve the living God...happy sunday to all nairalanders.

"But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father, who sees in secret, will reward you." -------- Jesus (Matt. 6:6)

hardbody:
Omo see confusion.....


Na so e dey start. What have you now said?

He made a ton of sense.

Reiyvinn:
At Ejigbo, Lagos State, as we speak. At Polling Unit: Ward 022, the Acreditation has been done, and now, being the time for voting, the Corpers and Policemen were OPENLY bribed and the Balot Box is no longer at the Polling Unit.

The Corpers have been taken to a nearby hotel and we the voters have been barred.

People are now leaving out of fear and frustration.

I will stay here, under this rain, and see to the end of it even if it means being gunned down in the process.

#EJIGBO_RIGGING

Bros, you own mumu get square root.

You dey crase?

ajoguegbe:
Muslim and catholic has little difference. In fact history has it that Muhammed learnt most things from the Catholic church which was then practicing the backsliding form of ChrisTianity. Things like Fatima, repeating prayers with beads, scapula(a talisman-looking object hung around the waist or neck), etc are practiced by both faith and not in the Bible

Heehee...but if say Catholic church dey do 72-virgin Visa Lottery ehhh.

Cheei!

I for don dey paradise tey tey

drimpeccable:
A woman gave this cake to her husband on his birthday.


Is she encouraging him or what?

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/03/weirdest-cake-ever-see-cake-woman-gave.html?m=1

Hehe...actions speak LOUDER than words.