₦airaland Forum

liljboy:
ya right, somehow..... but 90% of naija girls are so dull, they won't communicate with u, won't tell u their trigger zones, won't take part in anything, will just be there like a dumb fool, some will not even moan, will just be there like a log of wood, will expect the guy to last for 30minutes (iiitch better hasten up your orgasm).
you go ride from here reach like Lagos, the mumu girl will leave without thank you, ur amazing, I enjoyed it etc...... now tell me more about naija men.

Walahi...NL is like having Basketmouth and Alibaba on speed-dail

RevDesmondJuju:
We defeated them before and we will do it again.

Ok.

But you know, assuming the northerners were really behind BH. They had a clear objective: getting power back.

So this time, if the militants resume their activities, what would the objectives be?

Just revenge or seperation from Nigeria?

cbaba:
Does it charge my mb or credit?

No. Na air e dey use.

RevDesmondJuju:
Did you bother to ask shekau what he was fighting for?


As Niger Delta man is not capable of ruling Nigeria so also should you stop depending on Niger delta wealth.

Ab0ki used anarchy to wrest power from Goodluck and now you expect us to let them in the north alongside you parasites to continue enjoying our wealth?

Niger Delta through MEND will fight for full independence and seccesion.

Live us to drink our oyel and pray it finishes but don't expect Nigeria to continue as it is.

You opposed the demands of the Niger delta in the recently concluded confab. This is criminal.

I hope you'll personally be there in the creeks.

MCORORO1:
Leave dem !!!!dey fink GEJ congratulatory msgs nd calmness is ordinary. U won by ethnicity nd tuk d minorities off 2 enjoy alone body go tell una. lipsealed

But bro, that's the nature of democracy. MAJORITY wins.

Sincerely speaking, I strongly believe there was some PDP zoning arrangement which uncle GEJ contravened.

So as it stands, our dear brothers in the north will justifiably pass the baton among themselves - for a long time...

obailala:
When I watched the interview I thought I heard Buhari say [size=14pt]'few months.'[/size]

I wonder the kind of ears these journalists have.

Bros, na the accent

"In qwuo mants"

manck2:
How a charter flight could have change history.

You escaped while your guards were celebrating Buhari's victory right?

Beamborla:
Very funny...

Both Buhari and GEJ got a good number of votes from the SW. The SE failed him by not coming out in numbers to vote him just like the North did for Buhari.

GEJ got more vote in the North more than Buhari did in the SE.

The SE wants the SW to vote for their candidate by calling them all the derogatory names in this world. Yet, the SW still gave him their votes.

And here is another thread just to insult the SW cos your candidate did not win... Always looking for whom to blame for everything. Everything about you is without flaws... una Weldon.

The worthless and lazy asslickers are now responsible for your misfortune. It's such a shame if the worthless SW can make you lose smth so dear to you.

Maybe when you guys learn to do unto others what you want to be done to you, you would see people around you in time of needs.

Your hatred for the Fulanis made you not to vote GMB and because according to you, the SW and not his poor performance is responsible for your failure, you would give your vote to North against the SW just to prove your point.

When would you stop hating and revenging?

Wise young lady.

zenith4biz:
My brother I have received a command to bless you because of your username.

Every spirit of instability in your life disappear by fire in Jesus name.

Brother CHANGE your moniker don't place curse on yourself I have told you, he that hath hear.........


Shallom

My God! I almost spilled my drink

MzJackBaueress:
I really wanna hear her saying the congratulatory message to Aisha Buhari and not through her spokesman.

You're such a meanie...

remsonik:
It's the truth, guys like that are shameless

Be shameless to get the girl...

Let him show us his school certificate too

darksuit:
self-servicer

Lol, you two should get a room already.

Very funny.

MAYOWAAK:
Wait a minute, lets joke
If Buhari, through strategic Economic policies make 1 naira equal to a Dollar.
Yahoo boys go suffer ooooo
If your Maga sends you 500 dollars, after exchanging it, you will collect just 500 naira.
hahahaha, cant stop laughing.

You forget VALUE.

They'll simply be of equal weight.

But the only chance of that happening is if aliens invaded the USA, or something.

SLIDEwaxie:
This one is a fool. What happened to the billions he spent in Lagos? What happened to the ones he spent all over?

So, na the power that be make people go out inside rain go vote?

The powers that be couldn't even manipulate the eastern votes enuff...

The people still won..

God bless you for your input sir.

I'm as apolitical as they come, but won't say I didn't enjoy the titilating drama of the past few months.

I was prompted to make this post after reading several comments about how Gen. Buhari's victory is a 'victory for the masses'.


But truth be told; nothing much has really changed - so to speak.

GMB didn't win, but the powerful sponsors behind him.


The old guard simply shed their old skin and transformed into the APC.

PDP was a vehicle the powerful north used, and has served its purpose. And as soon as they vamoosed, it crumpled like a pack of cards.

Should APC get tainted tomorrow, or become 'unusuable' - for whatever reason - they'll just transmorgrify into XYZ party. Do the dance, and still waltz into power, again!

Elections are not 'won' by the masses, but by the powers that be who annoint candidates, and shape public opinion.

Mavor:
What type of weed do you smoke bro?

Na ganja cereal.

Produced by Kelloggs Jamaica LTD.

Segeggs:
so ebuka aka buddhamonk has finally conceded defeat.

Lol, yours truely is as apolitical as they come.

I think you mistake me for another handle.

But for the record, I am most curious to see what is really going to CHANGE.

torhuke:
Some are calling GEJS defeat a disgrace. Some say he destroyed the pdp. And I say they are ignorant of Nigeria's configuration and political history.
As far as Nigeria is concerned, the north will continue to determine who governs Nigeria. Ask Obasanjo and he will tell you that Alliance For Democracy (AD) was the dominant party in yoruba land when he became president under PDPs umbrella. It was the North that made him president. But for GEJs inroad to the NorthCentral in 2011, he wouldn't have been president. The same north that brought the PdP to power in 1999 is the north that has brought APC to power in 2015. And fact is that apart from those who have reasons why they didn't want GEJ and the PdP, if General Sani Abacha resurrects to contest elections against a southerner, he will still get the kind of massive support and votes buhari got from the north. It's not just at the federal level. In Kogi, the Igala's of Kogi East determines who becomes governor of that state and they have remained in power like forever. In kaduna, the people of northern kaduna determines who governs that state and the same luck that made Goodluck Jonathan president is what made Late Patrick Yakowa, the first governor from southern Kaduna after Namadi sambo was picked as Vice President by GEJ. In Benue, the Tivs determines who becomes governor and that's is why the idoma's are clamoring for Gurara state. In Borno, if you are not kanuri, I doubt if you can be LG chairman. I can go on and on. So as much as majority of NIGERIANS wanted change, it will be ignoble to vilify GEJ for PDPs fall.
The Igbo's did very well supporting GEJ and the Niger-Deltans owe them a lot. As long as we remain one Nigeria, they will be supported likewise whenever the need arises. But they will still need the north just as this years elections have shown.
I don't know how Namadi Sambo became governor of Kaduna state before he became Vice President. He could not deliver his home state both in 2011 and 2015. Seeing that he lost his state with such a huge gap is senseless. Adamu Muazu (PDPs national chairman) and Isa Yududa (PdP governor) also lost bauchi with a landslide. Shey too all see why Even Abacha or Adolf Hitler (assuming he is from northern Nigeria) will get the kind of votes and support Buhari got from the north. Apart from Taraba and Plateau states which are majorly Populated by Christians, JONATHAN didn't win in any northern state even those with PdP governors at the helm. I hope we get the message and learn our lessons down south.

Be That as it may, I still love you Jonathan. You have taught me another class of humility, how to smile in the face of challenges and opposition, how to be a winner, how to rise from grass to grace, how to be a Goodluck charm, how to be calm in the eye of the storm, how not to give up because you never did, how to accept criticism, how to smile with even with the enemy, how not to allow your background determine your future, How to accept defeat no matter how Painful and many more.

Bros, I dey tell you!

Am from Abia, my state gave GEJ 200K+ votes or so...then one state from the north will just drop a bomb

BOOOM...

One point something million! My God!

With that kind of firepower, the North owns Nigeria.

Billyonaire:
Congrats to Buhari, Congrats to the APC and Congrats to all Nigerians. It's a sad moment for me, but I know its a happy moment for the majority at this moment. I hope you find what you are looking for.

Peace profound.

Fine gentleman.

jcmaiah:
Lol... bros when he said he was joking. 1$ to 1N is not possible in 4years.

You never can tell. We might discover unobtainium somewhere in the Niger Delta.

Keep your fingers crossed...

Heartbeatmii:
A new dawn for Nigeria...... Let the giant arise

New dawn ke?

The dudes in APC, where did they come from?

Youngzedd:
Fatality

XXBAXXXXBAX - Jax

Lol, can't remember if na brutality or fatality.

superstar1:
All that warrants his embarrassing presentation?

If his students present that way, he is expected to applaude them?

Please save me your sermonisation.

Shake my butt for emotional and sentimental people, that finds it hard to be objective.

Do cut her some slack. She was under A LOT of social pressure.

Presenting in a class of 30 students - people you already know - is different from a national/international presentation.

In her shoes, you might be curled up in the foetal position, weeping.

fuke:
See what Wikipedia wrote about Orubebe now. This internet na wa o

Orubebe became a Supervisory Councilor, and later Chairman of Burutu LGA. In July 2007, President Umaru Yar'Adua appointed him Minister of Special Duties.[2] Later he became Minister of State for Niger Delta Affairs when that ministry was created in December 2008.[3] In January 2010 he said that the proposed 10% equity share policy on infrastructural development in the Niger Delta region would make vandalism and crisis a thing of the past. [color=#990000]He attempted to disrupt the announcement of the election results of the 2015 presidential election at the International Conference Center in Abuja on the 31st of March 2015 but he was jega'd.[4][/color]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Godsday_Orubebe

It was just written by some random dude (maybe you). Wait for editors to wipe or amend it shortly.

Billyonaire, please come and say something. Or is the JD still runnning you?

How good are Uncle Jo's chances at this point?

UjSizzle:
@emboldened. Eziokwu I hope to vote come the next elections though. Let me see the silly process that'll stop me.

There's something worth seeing in Ghana? Didn't know that
@Too fresh to stand in the sun. Choi nna your life is sweet joorh Some people are here trying to fly past flood on the streets on day, and dealing with the heat the next. Give me your life biko

Yeah, INEC and FB made a deal in late 2014.

Naaa, not gonna work. Can't stand the thought of males with turgid sausages trying to impale me.

194, 419, 941...

I've been seeing these combinations like a motherfvcker - for the past SEVERAL months. Phone, laptop, number series...everywhere.

Was glad to 'discover' they stand for really cool shit though.

UjSizzle:
I am well and tickled by what's happened today

I didn't Got disenfranchised and subjected to fight with a multitude to exercise my electoral rights, while my mallam a citizen of Niger Rep was given a PVC in a platter
So nah, I watched my fellow Nigerians vote from the comfort of my balcony.

Did you?

Lol, I see.

Don't worry, you'll have better luck in 2019. I heard there'll be online voting...

Vote ke, am currently in Ghana on ass tourism. Too fresh to even stand under the sun and pick wads of dollars.

shinejackie:
Orubebe made fool of himself to the whole world and it will come back to bite him, Jega has endeared himself more to the world, he is indeed a man of wisdom, if l am the one l doubt l can take that shit from Orubebe.....

"Everytime I am railed at, I get my own quota of renown" ----- Piertro Aretino

UjSizzle:
lol I thought the same too.
But security can't walk him out on international tv. At least not in front of the cameras.
Here's what I think anyway: As at the time they started, we were told 3 results were available, while the others claimed to be held up at Abuja airport. What's delaying them hmm? So maybe this is just supposed to help them kill time while the real drama happens where we can't see it

I love conspiracy theories

You!

Howdy?

I know you didn't vote.

Sup bro. How about a 'servicer'?

My ancestry has some really BIG pimps: Newton, Descartes & Michael Jordan.

Some other family is bidding...