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Juliaann:
My darling Barcelona please all I need is 3goals alone I trust you guys can do it


It's not over until the final whistle

I believe they need 4 with no reply from PSG.

Don't see that happening... Them fit chop another 4 sef.

Siberia01:

Africans generally are wicked species

Vlad the impaler, Jack the ripper, Stalin, etc are all Africans.

Amazingguy55:
Hey bro I HAVE A PROBLEM.

Any time I want to collect a girls number, my prick will just rise straight and I will now be struggling to hide it.

I saved your name from an old thread where you mentioned you once had a similar problem. Please how can I go about this?

This is what should happen.

It means your head is in the right space. And there is clarity of intent...

The best part is that she'll feel this energy coming off you, and will love it.

proxitaly:
War seems inevitable to Nigeria's current situation. We need a reset.
Instead of dieing one by one is it not better we fight it now once and for all?
And let fulani be guided this time. In the last war it was all tribes against igbos and Niger Deltans. This time around even hausa is tired of fulani wahala not to mention Yorubas who are now IDPs in Benin Republic. Middle Beltans have not finished paying for their first folly in dallying with Hausa fulani in the pogrom against the east. So they won't easily join them this time.

War in Nigeria is inevitable not because there can't be peace but because the ruling Fulani will not agree to a full restructure. They still think this is 1966.

Who gets (the most) foreign backing wins.

Hope you have backers lined up.

JosephXavier:
Sultan, if you really want to speak like an elite which you claim to be and to show that Yi you have the interest of Nigeria at heart, you should speak about restructuring this country

Tell the president that if he can't restructure then let the country be divided

After all we all are tired of this federation

Then he wont be Sultan for long.

Remember Sanusi...

She's trying to raise her value in your eyes.

Don't be offended, see it a compliment and be unbothered.

If oyibo wants to shorten our lives, they can also put the formula inside malaria or anything else treatment.

...Or even food products.

Nice thought...

Where do goats, seals, penguins and otters go when they die?

"Nowhere", they get recycled.

Where were they before they were born?

They were the grass on the plains, the nutrients in the soil, and the moisture in the air.

Before you were born, so were you.

The world is a cycle, sang Richie Spice...

So can we see the video...for research purposes.

Anigreat:



Assuming homosexuality was a natural or a normal thing then you'll see a male dog running after a male dog for sexual satisfaction, you'll see a male cocck running after a male cocck for sexual satisfaction etc, Same thing with lesbianism, you'll see a female cat running after female cat for sexual satisfaction, a female goat desperate in search of a female goat for sexual satisfaction etc...if animals with their shallowed brains can be attracted to the opposite sex for sexual satisfaction, i dont know what's wrong with human beings. The devil is really at war with mankind.

Plenty animals actually: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

merits:

Chinko products.

Funny enough, Japanese products used to have the same reputation.

Their products can only get better.

"Time makes more converts than reason."

--- Thomas Paine

Our future generations will be more accepting of these "choices".

So long as someone's private activity doesn't infringe on another's, they shouldn't be persecuted.

Yahoo FC.

Chicken IS meat...

You are in for a long thing.

Lots of women stop having sex with their husbands shortly into marriage.

Henrymorre:


I will try to make this story very short.

So I've always loved my babe, buy her stuffs, gives her money, take her out, etc. So tomorrow is her birthday, and she has a very bad hair. We where talking over on phone yesterday, and she asked me to send her money to make her hair, plus she also said she doesn't have money to do her bday, and wants me to help her on it. Well, I wanted to help her do her bday shaa, just to make her happy, but I can't carry all the responsibilities alone, so I said no to her getting money to do her hair. I told her to make her hair by herself or wear a wig, since I will be ,

Paying for hotel
Buying the cakes
Buying the drinks
Buying the meat
Calling DJ to play song for her and her friends
Plus giving her a gift..

She started acting all up, that she will do the bday with her friends that she doesn't need me in it anymore, that her friend will make her hair for free blah blah, and she will sleep over at her friends place. Etc

So guys the question, is this lady really a wife material? Or someone who is just there to eat money and go?

Did I over react?

needanswer:
Yeah, its hard o. All girls are the same to me (when I say all girls, I only mean gorgeous girls)

But beauty aside, most girls are the same. They are just in different packages but once I look past the beauty and into the person I get discouraged...nothing makes her special than the last or the next even my current girl.

Only one girl ever stood out, beautiful, emotional intelligent, charismatic, funny, homely, ****** and she was smart about alot of things, we both Learnt new stuffs talking with each other, things most girls normally dont like. She is a big GOT and Kdrama fan and because of her I looked into Korean movies and culture even wrote two novels based on kdrama that I published. But she could kill if she got angry, very violent. she spoilt my stuffs, na there matter spoil with her anger. If she had stayed maybe we would have killed each other, but if she wasn't violent she was a perfect fit. She has her own money (last born for that matter) and her family are well to do like mine, it would have been perfect.

I see my friends get married almost monthly but truth is their babes seem shallow to me, yes they are beautiful like mine but shallow. Me I cant cope o, after 1 months I will be bored of the entire marriage, if not for boredom I for dey with my babe and not here o

Guys how did you select your partner?

Me I am thinking this marriage is not for all o.

Perhaps consider not "settling down".

Omo, come and see Fulani Herdsmen.

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Convincing people to pay tithe is easy...

Rev King is the real OG.

Spending123:
This is not my problem now. my problem is, where was my grandfather when his mates were being kidnapped to America?

Make your future grandchildren proud...

Migrate through the desert.

dfrost:
I like you already. You go like packaging wella.

Maiguard = Perimeter Sentinel

Haha, no be packaging matter my brother.

I'm sure that 1.3 include gear like riot shields, batons, etc.

I think the headline is intentionally misleading.

The N1.3b is for "riot control equipment"...which would include teargas.

AustineCJ:
Everything is wrong in this country.
First the stupid driver is wrong.... why try to escape .....but then our security men needs proper training, they really don’t know how to manage situations to avoid escalation..... which one is break the glass, must they always be destructive.... the driver and the official that was hit needs to do a joint thanksgiving..... God is indeed good to them.

What are you even talking about?

He attacked an officer with a deadly weapon.

BabaOwen:
Abeg, who fit explain to me how this guys dey cash out all this money through wire transfer as in how dem dey do am

Some G boys go dey ball seriously ok the low o

For this life, e no easy at all to worth $1m o once you have the equivalent of $1m in your bank account, you're one of the very few wealthy person in the world.

But see this invictus obi dey worth more than $5m... Chai!!!

My brother, $1m is plenty, but not as big as you imply.

It's not even close to wealthy...

The tendency is for tastes to rise and match the kind of money one has.

A very (very) nice house in Lekki could take the entire $1m not to speak of the more exclusive parts of Lagos or ABJ that will cost twice or threefold that.

You never buy luxury cars, jewelry, fly private or first class, travel, party hard and buy houses in other locations.

You go still settle friends and relatives from time to time.

$1m is plenty, but not that plenty.

Barbsamiin:
If not for some nigerians madness it could be better, na so you go hear one Hidiot shot his brother because of 1k.

Knives don't stay and start stabbing people.

Guns too...

They are both inanimate.

Once the intent is there, the "Hidiot" could use a rope, gasoline, a large piece of rock or even a car to run him over.

Xenry:
That's how we roll. No public drama, no romantic crying, no kneeing down. Just do your thing, if she rejects it then collect your ring and go.
Imagine kneeing down to beg a girl who have been fvcked and unfvcked by lots of niggars to accept the ring that I bought with my hard-earned money, damn! It svcks.

...in public.

Tadeknkeepcalm:
You just concluded that it's the shower. Better go to the hospital. It could be symptoms of another illnesses.
Cancer patients lose their hair(I'm not saying you have cancer o)

When they start chemotherapy...

This na just advert for Yahoo "business".