erai30: She has jokingly spoke her mind, knowing that the king must get other ladies into the palace.... I wish I was a king, Solomon for dey learn for where I dey
You don't need to be a king in the traditional sense. Just get paid.
secretkiller: Since the police cannot protect the people of Ebonyi from Fulani constant killings, is high time UGM collect their riffles to protect the citizens.
When python will come and dance now you will start complaining.
Sonnobax15: After reading this story,I don decide say na to manage our Nigerian women no matter how useless they are nai sure pass..
Honestly,the kind of divorce stories we hear about the west will make you wonder if marriage was really meant for both man and woman or for women alone..
A time will come when women from the west will end up marrying themselves because there won't be any man who'd wanna be a victim of their manipulation....
Na dat time e go be like "Africa na blessing in disguise for us wey be the no nonsense men
Within the next 30 years, we'll probably have similar laws.
KoshCAD: No sane organisation will choose nigeria where insurgency is the order of the day. Kidnapping everyday. Thanks to our backward northerners driving investors away from the country with their banditry.
Ammishaddai: Bros endure her visit for today. After that, try and relocate to place that's far. So even if she wants to visit, she will think twice or latest call to know if you're at home
Very funny...
So if she comes unannounced again, then you move to another continent?
These 4 bastards have caused unceasing pains to families and friends of the people they killed during their time in the Northern lucrative business, (Banditry) and without any doubt, they've trained their replacement to continue the business while they go into retirement.
As usual, the Northern Governors will throw a big party at the banquet hall in their honor for a "Job well done" and the special guest of honor will be the notorious Sheikh Gummi who has been a very "diligent" middleman in all these rubbish.
Now take a look at those assorted guns on the floor and tell me if those poor bastards can afford it...
We never had it this bad under the peaceful administration of GEJ.
brownemmanuel43: That's a woman for u. A woman can go extreme to prove a point. The other time, christian pilgrim denied ever giving her any award, this time around the almighty UN is recognizing her. But Toto dike is aging ohhhh
This na fake UN bro.
UNRS...
This na like that Wisekid guy that imitates Wizkid.
Tinubu Jagaban Spent many years as a youth on the dangerous street of Chicago, became one of the best graduating students, worked for best auditing firms and oil company like Delliote Anderson's, Price water Cooper, ExxonMobil, so it's very hard to fool a street guy who is book smart
You better don't expect any dime if you are of no value to his business or politics
Why else do you think Tinubu's associates and close circles include intelligent people and not tattoo wearing miscreants
Professor Yemi Osinbajo ( Senior Advocate of Nigeria) Akinwumi Ambode (Accountant General) Raji Fashola SAN ( Senior Advocate of Nigeria) Sanwo-Olu (Former Managing director Eco bank) Femi Gbajabiamila (Speaker of the Federal House of Representatives) Ben Akabueze Boss Moustapha E.T.C
festacman: Former IGP Adamu came with enviable Interpol experience but performed poorly in local Nigerian environment. He is a huge disappointment. He added little ideas to improve community policing, which was topical at the time he was appointed. He stayed too far away from local realities by his over-reliance on TACTICAL SQUADS that goes to crime scenes from Abuja Headquarters.
The new IGP Usman Alkali Baba, among things, should: - Stop treating some police officers like Abba Kyari as supercops. Yes, there is nothing wrong with special crack tactical squad but every police officer should be trained and retrained to fight crime with elite mentality at every level. - Strengthen the intelligence function of police. Intel gathering and analyses help nip organized crimes in the bud. - Design and implement a new police/citizen partnership blueprint. It is simply unacceptable that locals would notice strange movements of bandits on motorcycles and not inform the police. - Renovate and equip police colleges to improve quality of training.
The IGP is just one man that can do very little.
It's like giving a zombie a head transplant...
Remember all the checkpoint orders that never get obeyed.
In the end, he is constrained by the vastness of the country.
The deep-rooted corruption in his organisation. The lack of funds. And finally, the political will — by both his superiors and the populace — to bring lasting change to the police force.
Draslo: Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.
Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?
Very interesting...
This is something I've begun to explore lately.
It's called Sex Transmutation.
The book, Think and Grow Rich, has an entire chapter dedicated to it.
- Lady Gaga: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”
- Winston Churchill: “The reason that I can write so much is that I don't waste my essence(semen) in the bedroom." (Aside his HUGE political exploits, he also won a Nobel Prize in literature)
- Nikola Tesla is said to have died a virgin.
- Isaac Newton was into abstinence too: "The way to chastity is not to struggle directly with incontinent thoughts but to avert the thoughts by some employment, or by reading, or meditating on other things".
There are many other examples.
Perhaps there's something there about channeling all that pent up drive for sex into your other endeavors.
Virus99: I read earlier that Nigeria is set to become the Country with the most jobless people in the world.
On the surface it looks like nothing, but then you remember that China has 1.1 billion people and India has 1billion people. So how in the name of gentle Jesus did Nigeria of just 200 million have most unemployed individuals
The worst part is that we all just wake up and go about our normal life like it is nothing !
I strongly believe that Nigeria got independence 50 years too early.
Fvck Queen Elizabeth...in the ass !
My brother population projections for Nigeria over the next few decades are terrifying.
We have one of the youngest populations in the world, so lots of births incoming.