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CultureRe: "Your Queens Will Multiply" Prophetess Olori Naomi Tells Her Husband Ooni Of Ife by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:20pm On Apr 16, 2021
erai30:
She has jokingly spoke her mind, knowing that the king must get other ladies into the palace.... I wish I was a king, Solomon for dey learn for where I dey grin
You don't need to be a king in the traditional sense. Just get paid.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Three Police Officers In Ebonyi, Cart Away Rifles by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:05pm On Apr 15, 2021
secretkiller:
Since the police cannot protect the people of Ebonyi from Fulani constant killings, is high time UGM collect their riffles to protect the citizens.
When python will come and dance now you will start complaining.
TravelRe: How Did You Survive Your Divorce In The UK? by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:36pm On Apr 15, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
After reading this story,I don decide say na to manage our Nigerian women no matter how useless they are nai sure pass..

Honestly,the kind of divorce stories we hear about the west will make you wonder if marriage was really meant for both man and woman or for women alone..

A time will come when women from the west will end up marrying themselves because there won't be any man who'd wanna be a victim of their manipulation....

Na dat time e go be like "Africa na blessing in disguise for us wey be the no nonsense menhuh
Within the next 30 years, we'll probably have similar laws.
HealthRe: Girl Dies After Mother Absconded With N3m Donated For Her Brain Surgery by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:58pm On Apr 14, 2021
Righteousness2:
It's Either the write up is not complete or the woman is not the Biological mother of the baby.
Story...

How about all those women that abandon their babies in cartons.

Many women are great mothers...but not all of them.
SportsRe: This Is For Nigeria – Apollo Crews As He Wins WWE Intercontinental Champion by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:51pm On Apr 13, 2021
Mynd44:
Entertainment outfits now see Nigeria's population so everyone wants a bite of Nigeria's cake.
Because he's black...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "Do You Have Any Advice For Someone Who Is Shy And Uncomfortable" by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:48pm On Apr 13, 2021
Progressive desensitization...
CrimeRe: U.S Cop Fired For Pepper Spraying A Black US Army Lieutenant In Sickening Video by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:03pm On Apr 13, 2021
Fahdiga:
If the lieutenant were to be a white man the police officer wouldn't do that even if he committed any crime
They do Bleep whites up too.

They actually kill more whites yearly: https://www.statista.com/statistics/585152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-race/
Foreign AffairsRe: Twitter Chooses Ghana As Its Headquarters For Africa Operations by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:45pm On Apr 12, 2021
KoshCAD:
No sane organisation will choose nigeria where insurgency is the order of the day. Kidnapping everyday. Thanks to our backward northerners driving investors away from the country with their banditry.
You forgot electricity...
CrimeRe: Court Convicts 11 Internet Fraudsters In Port Harcourt by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:58pm On Apr 12, 2021
Kayanmatoroo:
They should go and be oppressing prisoners stupid boys
Or a fine of...
FamilyRe: 12 Ways To Prevent Your Car From Being Stolen by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:42pm On Apr 12, 2021
phrancys001:
Don't buy corolla
Haha, them thief my old corolla too.
FamilyRe: Am I Overreacting? by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:33pm On Apr 12, 2021
Treat people how they treat you.

If you play too nice, most people will steamroll you.
PoliticsRe: Ebube-Agu: The Moment South-East Governors Announced Security Network (Video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:05pm On Apr 12, 2021
Khayceeofficial:
Please anyone ever encountered Google ads saying ''correct card info or try a new one"..?


Please if yes,help out with guidelines on how to clear such error cos I've tried my Visa n Mastercard no way

Abeg, anybody
Are they Naira or USD cards?
EducationRe: Why Do Nigeria Borrow Money Whereby They Can Prints More Money. by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:22pm On Apr 12, 2021
Money doesn't have intrinsic value...it's like a cheque.

If you print more money you get inflation and even hyperinflation...

The German government printed so much money to pay for stuff during WWI and it resulted in hyperinflation.

The price of a loaf of bread went from half a Mark to 200 million Marks!

See how useless the money became...


- A woman burning money in a stove because it's cheaper than wood:

https://lgimages.s3.amazonaws.com/data/imagemanager/48435/feeding_a_fire_with_money.jpg


- Kids playing with bundles of cash on the street:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/92/28/43/92284318bbc5e6e1d84dd97667507315.jpg


- Money being used for arts and crafts:

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Fstevehanke%2Ffiles%2F2019%2F01%2Fgerman_inflation_1-1200x854.jpg


- Using money as wallpaper...because it's cheaper than wallpaper:

https://lgimages.s3.amazonaws.com/data/imagemanager/48435/mark_wallpaper_medium.gif


Source
FamilyRe: Triplets Who Married Their Wives Same Day In Enugu Welcome Baby Boys - Pictures by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:28am On Apr 12, 2021
Skyfornia:
Happy family...the kids should be raised as triplets too.

Me having a weird imagination: Is it possible for the babies to be breastfed by any of the mothers?? cool I just want the bond to be strong..
Yup.

Aristocrats, and rich folks, before reliable baby formula relied on "wet nurses" to feed their infants: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_nurse
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Philip: Artilleries Across U.K, Navy ships Fired 41 Gunshot Salute(Pics) by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:21pm On Apr 11, 2021
owobokiri:
Much ado about nothing..
A socalled democracy that is rooted in rigid monarchy
The monarchy doesn't have hard power anymore.

This is just theater...like the Olympics opening ceremony.
FamilyRe: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:42pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ammishaddai:
Bros endure her visit for today. After that, try and relocate to place that's far. So even if she wants to visit, she will think twice or latest call to know if you're at home
Very funny...

So if she comes unannounced again, then you move to another continent?
CelebritiesRe: UN Rescue Service Affirms Legitimacy Of Ambassadorial Recognition On Tonto Dikeh by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:55pm On Apr 10, 2021
UNDP, UNN, UNRS, all na UN.
Car TalkRe: Private Car Owners Do Not Need Roadworthiness Issued By VIO - Appeal Court by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:44am On Apr 09, 2021
This suit was filed since 2014!
CrimeRe: 4 Bandit Leaders Repent In Katsina, Surrender Their Weapons (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:03pm On Apr 08, 2021
JidennaJason:
angry


These 4 bastards have caused unceasing pains to families and friends of the people they killed during their time in the Northern lucrative business, (Banditry) and without any doubt, they've trained their replacement to continue the business while they go into retirement.

As usual, the Northern Governors will throw a big party at the banquet hall in their honor for a "Job well done" and the special guest of honor will be the notorious Sheikh Gummi who has been a very "diligent" middleman in all these rubbish.

Now take a look at those assorted guns on the floor and tell me if those poor bastards can afford it...

We never had it this bad under the peaceful administration of GEJ.

May God punish Fredrick "Lord" Luggard"
Let's not be biased...

Remember militants?
CelebritiesRe: Kanayo O. Kanayo Celebrates His Children On Their Birthday (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:51pm On Apr 08, 2021
JidennaJason:
These are the "Sacrifice" one needs to carry out as man.

KOK has paid the ultimate price and his children are enjoying it.
Abeg, to pay the ultimate price means to kpai.
CrimeRe: Car Wash Operator Absconds With Customer’s Vehicle In Ogun State by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:01pm On Apr 08, 2021
But honestly, Nigeria police is not 100% corrupt.

Not saying they can't do better. But there could have been other outcomes...

They could have taken a bribe from the guy and let him go with the vehicle, or they could "off" the guy and sell the car by themselves.

If not for the police, as bad as they are, we would all be in deep poo.

So tale to the police for a job well done.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Honoured As UN Noble Ambassador (Photos, Video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:33pm On Apr 07, 2021
brownemmanuel43:
That's a woman for u. A woman can go extreme to prove a point.
The other time, christian pilgrim denied ever giving her any award, this time around the almighty UN is recognizing her.
But Toto dike is aging ohhhh
This na fake UN bro.

UNRS...

This na like that Wisekid guy that imitates Wizkid.
PoliticsRe: Lady Who Tattooed Tinubu's Face: "My Husband Has Chased Me Out Of The House" by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:34pm On Apr 07, 2021
techmo:
cool


Tinubu Jagaban Spent many years as a youth on the dangerous street of Chicago, became one of the best graduating students, worked for best auditing firms and oil company like Delliote Anderson's, Price water Cooper, ExxonMobil, so it's very hard to fool a street guy who is book smart

You better don't expect any dime if you are of no value to his business or politics

Why else do you think Tinubu's associates and close circles include intelligent people and not tattoo wearing miscreants

Professor Yemi Osinbajo ( Senior Advocate of Nigeria)
Akinwumi Ambode (Accountant General)
Raji Fashola SAN ( Senior Advocate of Nigeria)
Sanwo-Olu (Former Managing director Eco bank)
Femi Gbajabiamila (Speaker of the Federal House of Representatives)
Ben Akabueze
Boss Moustapha
E.T.C

.
Bad market.

She for tattoo Davido or Lil Wayne.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Decorates Usman Alkali, New IGP (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:35pm On Apr 07, 2021
festacman:
Former IGP Adamu came with enviable Interpol experience but performed poorly in local Nigerian environment. He is a huge disappointment. He added little ideas to improve community policing, which was topical at the time he was appointed. He stayed too far away from local realities by his over-reliance on TACTICAL SQUADS that goes to crime scenes from Abuja Headquarters.

The new IGP Usman Alkali Baba, among things, should:
- Stop treating some police officers like Abba Kyari as supercops. Yes, there is nothing wrong with special crack tactical squad but every police officer should be trained and retrained to fight crime with elite mentality at every level.
- Strengthen the intelligence function of police. Intel gathering and analyses help nip organized crimes in the bud.
- Design and implement a new police/citizen partnership blueprint. It is simply unacceptable that locals would notice strange movements of bandits on motorcycles and not inform the police.
- Renovate and equip police colleges to improve quality of training.
The IGP is just one man that can do very little.

It's like giving a zombie a head transplant...

Remember all the checkpoint orders that never get obeyed.

In the end, he is constrained by the vastness of the country.

The deep-rooted corruption in his organisation. The lack of funds. And finally, the political will — by both his superiors and the populace — to bring lasting change to the police force.
RomanceRe: What's The Coldest Way You Found Out Your Relationship Was Over? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:21pm On Apr 06, 2021
iamyemiakins:
When I realised she saved my number with Honourable, I no know the constituency wey I represent
Haha, na you be highest naw...

Oga at the very top.
RomanceRe: It's Been One Year And Two Months Since I Last Had Sex by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:19pm On Apr 06, 2021
Draslo:
Many people, especially those who know me personally might find this hard to believe. I used to be the definition of an ashawo man. This is the longest I've ever stayed since I became sexually active in2004. This past year, I've made more more money than I have ever made in my existence. I've closed many deals, onshore and offshore, won up to just a little short of 8m on 1xbet since January.

Now I'm scared to have sex cause I just feel it'll usher in bad luck. How did you break a run of celibacy? Will I need a therapist?
Very interesting...

This is something I've begun to explore lately.

It's called Sex Transmutation.

The book, Think and Grow Rich, has an entire chapter dedicated to it.


- Lady Gaga: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

- Winston Churchill: “The reason that I can write so much is that I don't waste my essence(semen) in the bedroom." (Aside his HUGE political exploits, he also won a Nobel Prize in literature)

- Nikola Tesla is said to have died a virgin.

- Isaac Newton was into abstinence too: "The way to chastity is not to struggle directly with incontinent thoughts but to avert the thoughts by some employment, or by reading, or meditating on other things".

There are many other examples.

Perhaps there's something there about channeling all that pent up drive for sex into your other endeavors.
PoliticsRe: Imo Attackers Are Members Of Ipob’s ESN –IGP by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:25am On Apr 06, 2021
limeta:
False flag
Nigeria security service carried out the attack
It's possible...

Similar to the EndSars prison break incident.

Most reasonable people don't want prisoners to escape.

So what better way to turn public opinion against ESN than to do something like this.
FamilyRe: Life With Two Stubborn Teenage Boys : My Experience. by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:45pm On Apr 05, 2021
I don't know how much older than them you are.

Perhaps you try to boss them around too much.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Mocked For Claiming To Reach 5 Billion People Worldwide by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:35pm On Mar 28, 2021
You people have little faith.

How about all the dead people?
PoliticsRe: Atiku: Insecurity Result For Youth Unemployment by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:03pm On Mar 28, 2021
Virus99:
I read earlier that Nigeria is set to become the Country with the most jobless people in the world.

On the surface it looks like nothing, but then you remember that China has 1.1 billion people and India has 1billion people.
So how in the name of gentle Jesus did Nigeria of just 200 million have most unemployed individuals huh huh huh

The worst part is that we all just wake up and go about our normal life like it is nothing !

I strongly believe that Nigeria got independence 50 years too early.

Fvck Queen Elizabeth...in the ass !
My brother population projections for Nigeria over the next few decades are terrifying.

We have one of the youngest populations in the world, so lots of births incoming.

By 2100, we could have about 700m people.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ3DmdduyyQ

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