₦airaland Forum

nairalander2020:
if for say trust de water for no the cook fish
i hope you learn you lesson,next time know every detail about who u are hiring,before entrusting him with your wealth.
am out byebye

Unfortunately, there's only so much you can do.

Even friends, siblings, relatives and friends you've know for a long time can disappoint you in a similar fashion.

kachdviruz:
Some men can do anything for puna dat they might not even see

There are prevailing theories that all the advancement we've attained as a civilization is all in the pursuit of sex.

DontBullshitMe:
Price control is bad for capitalism.

Who is advising this Government?

Wait till internet connections become spotty like NEPA.

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Kokaine:
Mine was omotola. I didn't quickly know it was her. I was installing solar panel on the house she came visiting. The owner once told me omotola is her friend and use to come there frequently.

The day she came, sun had wired my head so much that I came down from the roof. Entered the building. I was alone with omotola and her guard. But I started looking at her trying to remember where I knew her. My mind was trying to think if it was in uniben i knew her lol. After ac had blown my brain enough, it was too late. She was already angry that I was forming nonsense for her. Not knowing I hadn't truely recalled where I knew her. I could see the seriousness on her face. So I just had to continue like that. Like someone that didn't know her.

Hahah, like this guy's story...

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/

Vision4God:
Thank God 4 reconciliation. God strengthen them for d journey ahead

TV reconciliation.

The underlying issues are still there.

Do you feel more energised outdoors?

Do you snore, have a stuffy/runny nose more frequently than normal?

faceland:
Our military is an embarrassment... Pay the soldiers the money for mercenaries and they would fight with zeal.

90% of mercenaries are not well trained, they are just over paid $500 per day (a day's payment is greater than a privet's one month salary). Time for looting.

It's like comparing MTN to NITEL.

Since they are a mercenary force, they'll be engaged based on results.

You'll be surprised what mercenaries can achieve compared to our army.

Remember how well GEJ did with mercenaries before he lost the election.

BigDawsNet:
Settle with the pentagon

The United States Military will create a based in the northern parts of the country

And it will only take them three months to neutralize the enemy...

My brother e no easy like that o.

They've been in Afghanistan for 20 years and are about pulling out -- without their objective being met.

Preshmane:
You've failed as a man..

Haha, maybe she has a CANYON.

I wonder what the fair one is explaining?

"We were just joking, we didn't really mean it."

Reps wey Customs boss use play ludo deh summon his oga at the top.

Mehn, and na chairmanship edition e collect.

internationalman:
I suspect she's already pregnant with another man's baby, she wants you to be responsible for it by having sex with you and making you cum inside so as to contemporarily coincide with the pregnancy.

If I'm wrong, which I doubt you can go ahead and perform vasectomy

Satan has entered the chat .

Nuyokoi:
"you kept telling him to calm down".

you aggravated him all the more via those words then. rather, you should have been telling him you were sorry or showing remorse. the latter would have called him down. words impact reactions.

My thoughts too.

"Calm down" is like asking a Nigerian, "Are you ok?"

deewhydoski:
It takes a lot of courage to do this.

Or desperation.

NaijaMutant:
Such a beautiful girl

Does any guy here need her number

666

doggedfighter:
Maybe he requested for cremation but they opted for burial

So it opted to serve itself...

Sundrus:
loser.com

Yeah, a multi billionaire loser who is president of the United States...

I want to be a loser like Trump.

mechanics:
Hmmmmm, sales girls should also be vigilant, not all people who come to the shop are saints, but what's the purpose of CCTV camera when no one is there to detect an intruder.

Madam would have thought sales girl looted her.

Their night show up again and be caught, or someone who knows her will be in touch.

Both the FBI and US police departments release footage to the public so that perps can be identified.

CCTV just served it's purpose.

chatinent:
The only protection I'd need is against her.

Haha, if you try nonsense she go treat ya f**k up.

Earthstorms:
He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

Old guy with a young wife?

Praxis758:
Paddy paddy thing

Trump is not fit for American president.

Imagine him pardoning a convicted crook. Michael flynn should have indicated him as a culprit during litigation.

He's doing it to save face and appeal to his support base.

General was targeted and setup by the FBI.

Even when the prosecutors dropped the case, the corrupt judge refused to dismiss, something that is unheard of.

Haha, this was exactly what I did to my roommate in the Uni, albeit on a smaller scale.

Dude turned born-again and started disturbing me with loud 4 am morning prayers.

I appealed to him to no end. And he'll look at me like "Who is this uncircumcised Philistine to think he can interfere with my communion with the Lord".

No wahala...

Being nice never works. So whenever he starts, I'll turn on the radio on full blast.

Did it like 3 days in a row and dude started praying in the kitchen in hushed tones.

Mandela27:
The models slayer.
I just like this guy and his luck with high quality women

It's not luck.

Is it luck when you buy beer from a bar?

I like this guy's luck with Star...

blazepascal:
this man is crazy. he took all the risk just to save his puppy. what if he died on the act.

Alligators are very small.and not that aggressive.

Crocs, on the other hand, are a different story.

ethicallyright:
In my two decades of living in this world as a Nigerian, I have known only four Nigerian First ladies.

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Late Stella Obasanjo was a pretty face and a very beautiful woman physically. I don't know much about her contribution to government but I remember my mum loved her (of course pretty women admire each other). Towards the end of 2005 , 5 years old me watched her funeral service on TV and looked at my mum cry. Her funeral and "Joy Joy Joy" music video by Destined Kids are the only TV scenes I can recall from that year. I think Stella failed as a first lady and feminist to teach young women to be comfortable in their skins and not alter their bodies to keep a womanizer attached. She's my second best first lady.

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Turai Yaradua was first lady around the time I just started secondary school. I remember things like the 7-point agenda of her husband who was short-lived (Good people leave fast). Turai was a power broker, a one-woman cabal and later married her academically sound daughters with huge industrial potentials as 3rd and 4th wives to men older than the Late Yaradua. Not a good role model to young African girls at an epoch in human civilization where girls are breaking records in various industries. She ranks 4th and last according to my judgement.

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Aisha Buhari is a very pretty woman, one of the prettiest first ladies in the world without cosmetic enhancements. However, her points dropped as she is also the only first lady who engaged in brutal physical fights and destruction of properties at the government house. It is unethical for the wife of the president to be caught fighting , throwing harmful objects and breaking house appliances on camera. She is not a good role model for young women and young marriages in a period where humanity is United in the fight against domestic violence. She ranks third based on my assessment.

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Dame Patience Jonathan ranks first and is on top because she continued her job as a permanent secretary despite her husband's affluence which makes her an inspiration to young women and families where both wife and husband must be breadwinners. She was real, was confident in her physicality and sympathized with victims of humanitarian crises. Her famous "THERE IS GOD O" exclamation is gold and reminds listeners of what a mother should be and what a mother's love is.

Sad thing is that she married a clueless man who neglected his own people. Kudos to President Buhari for working hard to restore NIGERIA's place in the league of Sane climes.

You seem to have forgotten the small detail of Patience becoming a gazillionaire in the process.

PhiliptheArab:
London's budget is 2 billion dollars this year.Lagos budget is 3 milllion dollars. ( for the state not the town)

My brother abeg, make we dey fear God.

Lagos 2020 budget: N920 Billion ~ $2B

4ckyou:
They hate CNN in America too, well it is normal, they are news network and they must always tell the truth no matter the hate and criticism, so it is allowed, all i know is that CNN report on Lekki killings are very true.

CNN always tell the truth?

CNN is worse than Lie Mohammed. They are a propaganda outfit, and have been in the Fake News business for a looong time.

Consider using thinner condoms like Durex Featherlite.

And lube too, like Durex Play, or KY Jelly.

What I was expecting...