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Nuyokoi:
"you kept telling him to calm down".

you aggravated him all the more via those words then. rather, you should have been telling him you were sorry or showing remorse. the latter would have called him down. words impact reactions.

My thoughts too.

"Calm down" is like asking a Nigerian, "Are you ok?"

deewhydoski:
It takes a lot of courage to do this.

Or desperation.

NaijaMutant:
Such a beautiful girl

Does any guy here need her number

666

doggedfighter:
Maybe he requested for cremation but they opted for burial

So it opted to serve itself...

Sundrus:
loser.com

Yeah, a multi billionaire loser who is president of the United States...

I want to be a loser like Trump.

mechanics:
Hmmmmm, sales girls should also be vigilant, not all people who come to the shop are saints, but what's the purpose of CCTV camera when no one is there to detect an intruder.

Madam would have thought sales girl looted her.

Their night show up again and be caught, or someone who knows her will be in touch.

Both the FBI and US police departments release footage to the public so that perps can be identified.

CCTV just served it's purpose.

chatinent:
The only protection I'd need is against her.

Haha, if you try nonsense she go treat ya f**k up.

Earthstorms:
He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

Old guy with a young wife?

Praxis758:
Paddy paddy thing

Trump is not fit for American president.

Imagine him pardoning a convicted crook. Michael flynn should have indicated him as a culprit during litigation.

He's doing it to save face and appeal to his support base.

General was targeted and setup by the FBI.

Even when the prosecutors dropped the case, the corrupt judge refused to dismiss, something that is unheard of.

Haha, this was exactly what I did to my roommate in the Uni, albeit on a smaller scale.

Dude turned born-again and started disturbing me with loud 4 am morning prayers.

I appealed to him to no end. And he'll look at me like "Who is this uncircumcised Philistine to think he can interfere with my communion with the Lord".

No wahala...

Being nice never works. So whenever he starts, I'll turn on the radio on full blast.

Did it like 3 days in a row and dude started praying in the kitchen in hushed tones.

Mandela27:
The models slayer.
I just like this guy and his luck with high quality women

It's not luck.

Is it luck when you buy beer from a bar?

I like this guy's luck with Star...

blazepascal:
this man is crazy. he took all the risk just to save his puppy. what if he died on the act.

Alligators are very small.and not that aggressive.

Crocs, on the other hand, are a different story.

ethicallyright:
In my two decades of living in this world as a Nigerian, I have known only four Nigerian First ladies.

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Late Stella Obasanjo was a pretty face and a very beautiful woman physically. I don't know much about her contribution to government but I remember my mum loved her (of course pretty women admire each other). Towards the end of 2005 , 5 years old me watched her funeral service on TV and looked at my mum cry. Her funeral and "Joy Joy Joy" music video by Destined Kids are the only TV scenes I can recall from that year. I think Stella failed as a first lady and feminist to teach young women to be comfortable in their skins and not alter their bodies to keep a womanizer attached. She's my second best first lady.

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Turai Yaradua was first lady around the time I just started secondary school. I remember things like the 7-point agenda of her husband who was short-lived (Good people leave fast). Turai was a power broker, a one-woman cabal and later married her academically sound daughters with huge industrial potentials as 3rd and 4th wives to men older than the Late Yaradua. Not a good role model to young African girls at an epoch in human civilization where girls are breaking records in various industries. She ranks 4th and last according to my judgement.

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Aisha Buhari is a very pretty woman, one of the prettiest first ladies in the world without cosmetic enhancements. However, her points dropped as she is also the only first lady who engaged in brutal physical fights and destruction of properties at the government house. It is unethical for the wife of the president to be caught fighting , throwing harmful objects and breaking house appliances on camera. She is not a good role model for young women and young marriages in a period where humanity is United in the fight against domestic violence. She ranks third based on my assessment.

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Dame Patience Jonathan ranks first and is on top because she continued her job as a permanent secretary despite her husband's affluence which makes her an inspiration to young women and families where both wife and husband must be breadwinners. She was real, was confident in her physicality and sympathized with victims of humanitarian crises. Her famous "THERE IS GOD O" exclamation is gold and reminds listeners of what a mother should be and what a mother's love is.

Sad thing is that she married a clueless man who neglected his own people. Kudos to President Buhari for working hard to restore NIGERIA's place in the league of Sane climes.

You seem to have forgotten the small detail of Patience becoming a gazillionaire in the process.

PhiliptheArab:
London's budget is 2 billion dollars this year.Lagos budget is 3 milllion dollars. ( for the state not the town)

My brother abeg, make we dey fear God.

Lagos 2020 budget: N920 Billion ~ $2B

4ckyou:
They hate CNN in America too, well it is normal, they are news network and they must always tell the truth no matter the hate and criticism, so it is allowed, all i know is that CNN report on Lekki killings are very true.

CNN always tell the truth?

CNN is worse than Lie Mohammed. They are a propaganda outfit, and have been in the Fake News business for a looong time.

Consider using thinner condoms like Durex Featherlite.

And lube too, like Durex Play, or KY Jelly.

What I was expecting...

Attit:
Please how is it 35% + 10%? Could you explain further?

Import duty is currently 35%, and there's also a 35% levy.

Reduction of this levy to 10% is what they are talking about.

heed101:
Those shouting that they want to kill lVM, how many IVM can you count in your area or on our roads? IVM can carve a niche of producing luxury cars and the rich will patronize him.

I dont think the material cost incurred can make IVM produce affordable cars.

Govt reducing import duties is a welcome development. It will boost our ports activities and more jobs would be created. Consumption of fuel will be increased and create more revenue to the Govt.

What about spare part market that has been dwindling due to low demand of spare parts? A new shift will come into the market.

Good development I must say.

More people will also drive safer cars.

Simplyleo:
As usual, we are always the target.

They want to kill IVM.

Increase import duties: The govt is insensitive to the plight of the masses.

Decrease import duties: the govt want to kill IVM.

Very funny pipu.

70% on imported vehicles is ridiculous.

With this reduction, you'll still be paying 35% + 10%.

No be my force to buy Innoson.

Ishilove:
So that means if we find our husbands uninspiring then we are free to seek sexual inspiration in other men's beds?

I'm asking an honest question. Give me an honest answer

In over a decade, I've developed certain appetites that no one woman can sate.

So my actions going forward are inevitable.

Now, there are also many women like this, but because of society they will hide it. But will still do what they are compelled to do....

I am just one man, with one penís, and one outlook on the world. And I am certain there are only few women who will not enjoy the variety of other men, were it permitted.

So, yes, if I ever do get married, it will be to someone who accepts that I'll see other women, and I will be open to her seeing other men...at the minimum, in the controlled, swinging context.

Sex is not the big deal we make it out to be.

I doubt he can do that with an Executive Order.

If he does, the next president can reverse it in 30 seconds with another pen.

I believe a constitutional amendment would be required, so probably never going to happen in the foreseeable future.

Ishilove:
If Hilary can forgive Bill, Sukanmi can forgive 9ice, oloko generous

On a more serious note, I don't understand men. The girl whose breasts he was squeezing like bitterleaf is a public toilet, Molue pussy- Anyone can enter. She is not as beautiful as his wife, so what does this girl have that his wife doesn't have? It seems like promiscuity is deeply engrained in his DNA so he will always sleep around like a randy he-goat no matter who he is with.

What does egusi have that okro doesn't have?

Sexually, his wife might be very uninspiring.

Nice!

Gaggii:
Every married man are experiencing this bro.

Lemme give you a scope my dad thought me,

By another sim, save it with a lady's name. Let the lady start disturbing you for a relationship.

Then let the lady know that you are only thinking of considering extra marital affairs because your wife is denying you sex.

But she should give you time to think about it.

Let your wife know the password of your phone so that she can read this message.

If she read am and still no change, na another man wife you marry be that.

Why not legit get a babe instead, for real.

Let prying you away from the girl be her problem.

How a frustrated man fixed his sexless marriage: https://www.nairaland.com/3023490/how-frustrated-man-fixed-sexless

Fight fire with fire.

Also download the book: Married man sex life primer, by Athol Kay.

Angela is a great teacher. She makes things easy for beginners to understand: https://www.udemy.com/course/the-complete-web-development-bootcamp/

Hahah, make them go Italy go run advert.

Mopolchi:
Na waa! Torture be like say e dey groove inside Evans family line. While he tortured others, he was paid indirectly by the police torturing his sister. I feel, however, for the unborn that was lost. That said, no evil deeds done go unpunished. Karma is a biitch!

His sister getting tortured isn't him paying.

God forbid one of your siblings venture into the ransom "business" - without your knowledge.

Would they have paid if the police arrest and torture you?

coolcharm:
The guy talks too much joor.

One dirty wooze, na him go dey explain himself give you.

He will be arrested for assault. No be Naija new.

Bkayyy:
I'm not surprised. Even lucifer managed to have an angel girlfriend.
The truth about nature is that women are not known to be territorial which is the reason why a nation seeking to build an empire must desist from a female leader.
P.S don't even think of quoting me. Whether to concur with me, applaud, complain or insult. I don't have energy to reply anybody.

Catherine the Great, and the several powerful Queens of England just entered the chat...

Ebpumping:
What is his occupation?

Philanthropist.