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Omo, I buy fridge impromptu...

Back in 2008, went to visit some girl in her hostel. When I got there she mentioned her fridge was bad.

What did Bill Gates say?

"Lets go out and get another one."

It didn't end there...

A week later I bought her a replica of an expensive painting she liked in my living room.

And as you guessed, I never got to find out if she had a penis, or not.

Well, is the possession of fake hard drugs an offence?

drjprince:
comparing between scrap and junk

You realize there a people who getting one of these is of their current highest aspirations.

Remember, a few years ago, the most everyone's phone could do was play snake.

Now we trash talk these luxuries because there are slightly better, but overpriced brands.

chinchonglee:
Ads bro.
I knw alot abt dat of Facebook cos i run a business dere.

Dey charge $1 per day for ads

$1 per day?

Very funny.

Amazingman:
Easiest way to leave is by air,road or sea. Trust me, any other way is regrettable

I don't know why this cracked me up so much.

Well done.

Offpoint:
Keep paying her bills Mr. 'Bill Gates'

She earned more than you and you pay her bills... wonderfool

And she no dey even give am tidy o.

And doesn't spend time with him either.

There are no grand pronouncements you need to make.

Just invite her out.

Eaglefine:
*O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu?

This was so unexpected.

Shedding tears

SLAP44:
If the man has even the shortest height of respect remaining in him, he should resign and clear his name.

You stole my TV.

Oya resign from your job until you are proven innocent...


*In law, no one needs to, or has to prove their innocence.

One needs to be proven guilty, not the other way around.

akpoguma1989:
I have been in a relationship with a girl for 5 years but she went to school for 3 years in imo last year out of boredom I met another girl and we started dating, before we started I told her I had a girlfriend and that I would take care of her and provide for her, the problem now is that my girlfriend is rounding up next year febuary and we are planning on getting married, but the problem is that I have gotten used to the other girl, she is funny and full of life and the thought of not hearing from her when I am married scares me, but I cannot let my girlfriend down because she stood with me when I had nothing and we are already preparing for marriage March next year
I cannot even sleep at night because of what i caused myself, I just wanted a little fling but fell into this, sometimes I just feel depressed thinking of it
When the other one is around, i think of the other one, and when I am around the second one I think of my girlfriend
Please help a brother, please do not insult me no human is perfect

Convert to Islam.

Austeeenxx:
So, when is Ronaldo going to the Tribunal?

First, he needs to accuse the CJN of eating yam, then have him removed.

Luciferlove:
They have forgotten about 1996 so quickly

Hahaha

1996, you sef no deh shame?

Na 23 years ago be that.

So 6 women .

Fake news.

This one na heresy in Christian circles.

Madam don enter sex magick department.

City is playing basketball.

R2bees:
The ballard of buster scruggs (2018)

Thanks buddy.

I enjoyed it.

In 2009 or so, I had a naked pic of my girlfriend in my phone.

We were all playing game and I turned around to see the screen of my phone lit, but still on center table where I dropped it.

I looked at the "friend" seated beside it and felt something was off.

So paused the game, grabbed his phone and, well, my girl's naked pic was now somehow in his gallery.

Didn't say a word. I Just deleted it.

With "friends" like this who needs enemies.

Since then, I don't do naked pictures or videos.

How would she have believed I didn't leak her stuff?

Misplaced priorities.

How about protesting corruption and insecurity?

eodavids:
Daddy freeze who conveniently abused and vilified pastors and many of the people of the cloth; now celebrates magic/magician!

Wonders shall never end.

Who magic help?

At least, we now know where Daddy freeze stands...

These are "tricks", not jazz.

If.

Tolexander:
Chad, a country that is at the northeastern boundary with Nigeria?

It would have been better if you had even gone by road.

You wan pass boko haram check-point?

Sunnycliff:
129 years? What if he dies at 80, who will complete the sentence? His spirit I guess!

This judgement is good and same as life imprisonment. Let him bear the brunt of his evil lifestyle!

You missed the main thing...

129 na just jara.

6 life sentences + 129 years.

Naijaguy123:
Thunder fire una, how can Republic of Benin suddenly become one of the highest importer of rice in the world if not because most are smuggled into Nigeria ?

You'll be surprised to discover that it's Nigerians importing into Benin to then smuggle it.

JasonScoolari:
There's absolutely no difference between an average Buhari Media Cow Miscreant scattered in this forum and Femi Adesina.....

He's just like a RUGA loving daura drunkard we know.

Don't be surprise if you hear that Femi Adesina beats up his mother for criticising the Affidavits drunkard.


SHAME!!!

You, on the other hand, have spoken with absolute class .

Daenarys storm-born. Mother of dragons. First of her name...

Two Nigerian ninjas.

mrgoodd:
Nice gesture, As for lekki refinery, Dangote should reserve more vacancies for this returnees, Don't just pack oyinbo full everywhere.

One shouldn't make hires out of charity.

Jobs should go to the most competent persons, with the required skills and the right work ethic.

asuustrike1:
Really!

$42 less...

KendrickAyomide:
Mumu boy. What are you even doing in A low budget China

China is low budget?

Google their GDP, and check what other countries come close.

Them think say we be mumu.

This time, if them like, make them put binoculars.