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Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Propose – Reno Omokri by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:04pm On Mar 16, 2018
Yes, because we are marrying her vagina.

Don't tell her to be of a pleasant and welcoming disposition.

She shouldn't add any value to your life.

All she has to do is close her legs.

Nice.
Business › Re: Church Member Gives Nigeria’s Old £1 Note Used Between 1907-1973 As Offering by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:11pm On Mar 14, 2018
Come, it still has Arabic huh
Politics › Re: Abubakar Saleh Michika Was Owed N400m By State He Once Governed by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:49am On Mar 12, 2018
N400m?

What did they buy from him huh
Health › Re: Having Dry Throat And Sharp Pains. Feeling Depressed by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:04pm On Mar 09, 2018
So HIV tests are the only tests abi.

Ask your doctor to refer you to a Physician Specialist.
Celebrities › Re: Samklef And Daddy Freeze Blast Each Other For Umpteenth Time On Instagram by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:21pm On Mar 09, 2018
Come, where is Obiahiagbon?
Romance › Re: I'm Attracted To Girls Older Than Me by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:48am On Mar 05, 2018
@ ThemanS

I first read The Mystery Method in 2009.

Following it will fvck you up...

It will turn you into a "dancing monkey" and also sabotage your self-esteem.


He did a great job by bringing form and structure to an otherwise confusing process.

However, it has so many "bugs".

Consider something like using routines.

On the surface it makes sense...

From a certain angle of looking at things, humans are "robotic".

Our behaviour is predictable, that's why we have fields like psychology.

And given certain input, we are likely to respond in certain ways.

Comedians even repeat the exact same "material" to different audiences and they laugh their asses off ever time - or almost every time.

BUT...

What does using routines do to you as a person?


- It tells you that the words coming out of your own mouth have no value. That you need the words of some stranger on the internet to attract a girl.

- It massively shoves you in your head. Instead of being in the moment, you're inside your head computing the next line to use.

- Right off the bat you already assume that the girl is "higher value" than you.


Conversations are random. Most of things you memorise won't even be in context.

In reality, words play a very insignificant role in generating attraction that focusing on it detracts from the process.

You'll get more attraction by being in the moment and saying whatever the fvck comes to mind...or not even saying anything at all.

If a hot girl starts talking about her interest in cooking or a movie she watched, you'll likely listen.

Same with you.

She'll listen because you already have value.

I highly recommend you study content from RSD instead.

Look up Foundations, but most especially The Blueprint Decoded.

They also have tons of YouTube videos (you can search for RSD Tyler).

Finally, there's the guy that will get you in touch with your sexuality, he blogs at SeductionScience.com
Politics › Re: No Evidence Of Underage Voting In Kano – INEC by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:50pm On Mar 02, 2018
Monkey don swallow the evidence cheesy.
Crime › Re: Sandra Sabriel Ifudu Accuses Taxify Driver Of Trying To Kidnap Her by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:20am On Mar 02, 2018
KOPT55:
A kidnapped person does not have the luxury of being called out from their compound.

What evil did an honest working man who wanted to ensure he had received pay for his labour commit?

Should he have offered to press your breast and forgo the money?
He didn’t kidnap her while he had her in his car.

Probably dropped her off by 3:45 PM.
Romance › Re: How Can I Tell Her That What I Want Is "Friends With Benefits"? by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:26am On Feb 28, 2018
Have sex with her first, then tell her that you have other female friends and hope it's not a problem.

She can either leave or stay.

Don't do relationship things like seeing often, etc.

Reduce your contact with her to a minimum.

The most important thing is that you don't lead her on.
Romance › Re: Abiriba Man, Ejindu Weds Two Women In Abia, Kisses Them (White Wedding Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:15pm On Feb 26, 2018
I want to be like this guy when I grow up.
Health › Re: Bad Mouth Odour And Persistent Headache. Help! by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:33pm On Feb 24, 2018
czarina:
seems you know something about indoor headaches... I thought it was all in my head but was having a horrible headache one evening, tried to do my massage tricks, for wia only for me to go outside and get something down the street and immediately fresh air hit me, I ressurected. What could cause this? A stuffy room? I mean I live in Jos and barely gets as hot as most places....if you have explanations I'd really appreciate!
Lol.

You could have an indoor allergy.

Did you feel tired as well?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Teens Walked Out Of Classes To Protest Gun Laws Across U.S.(Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:56pm On Feb 23, 2018
bujebudanu1:
Wow.so many reasons to back your claims.but the increase in guns handling is d main problem here.
I think the force men should b employed to teach not civilians that can't handle tempers and ammunitions

The last shooting that happened in las Vegas at a bar.j think last year
Re u suggesting d bartenders also should b equip with guns?
My brother, it's just that there are higher things at stake.

Terrorists have attacked with trucks, knives and even fertilizer bombs. And the solution isn't to ban these because they have other utilitarian values.

Texting and driving kills 11 teenagers DAILY in the us. Should we also ban cars and phones?

Why are the kids not protesting this?

The thing is everything is "pros/cons", and for guns, the pros outweigh the cons.

In the 20th century, alone, governments killed an estimated 262 MILLION people under their control. Six times the number of people who died in all the wars of the 20th century combined...

They even have a fancy name for it: Democide.

One notable thing many of these governments did first was to disarm their citizens.

What trump suggested actually worked in Israel to reduce terror attacks: http://www.israelnationalnews.com/Articles/Article.aspx/21714

It will also work in the US.
Health › Re: Bad Mouth Odour And Persistent Headache. Help! by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:04am On Feb 23, 2018
AfflictedOne:
Good morning Nairalanders , especially doctors in the house. I have a very serious case of bad mouth odour that has persisted for a long time, at least 8years.

Sometimes I have to brush as many as three to four times a day and bad enough, it will still be there.

Occasionally, I remove some yellowish smelly stuffs from my throat and after sometimes I see them again. Also of late, I have persistent headaches even without fever, even when I wake in the morning expecting to be refreshed, the ache will still be there. I don't know if these are related.

I have seen two or three doctors and normally there give me antibiotics and recommend mouthwashes. Now it is still here an am worried and depressed.

I am in my late 20s and this has affected my life in ways space will not permit me to write. I just cannot function well anywhere because I cannot talk for fear of the odour. My social life is zero, and I am almost always alone.

Please advice me if you have or know someone who has experienced this, or you are an expert or you know something I can do to be free from this. Its so bad its the only item on my new year prayer. I don't want to spend another year in this. Thank you all in anticipation.

This is a new profile, just for anonymity. Please help an afflicted brother. Thank you.
You should see a dentist instead. He's in the best position to help you.

Ask him to remove plaque from your teeth too. I believe they recommend doing it every 6 months or so.

Consider flossing too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRivxlG8Bmc


About the headaches, does it happen only indoors?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Teens Walked Out Of Classes To Protest Gun Laws Across U.S.(Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:43am On Feb 23, 2018
anibirelawal:
What a courageous move by the students. I hope that US government will use this medium to Enact thougher gun control measure.
Gun control is not the answer.

"Gun control" is what we currently have in Nigeria.

Instead of your dad having a defensive weapon in the house, only armed robbers and kidnappers have it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Teens Walked Out Of Classes To Protest Gun Laws Across U.S.(Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:33am On Feb 23, 2018
bujebudanu1:
Saw it yesterday wen trump suggested that d teacher b armed too grin
Trump worse pass buhari in decisions sef

Like wtf
Imagine your class teacher carrying gun around d school

Op.pls is that white motor police car or dino malayes car
On the surface, it sounds like a wack decision. But if you look closely, you'll see it's sound and will be effective.

Mass shooters tend to choose soft targets.

What's a softer than a school full of kids, and designated as a "gun-free zone"?

Why don't they go shoot up police stations?

The mere thought that you could meet resistance will discourage all but the most determined of school shooters.

Gun control also disarms lawful citizens AND makes it possible for only criminal to own guns.

If most homes in Nigeria had guns, do you think these 2-bit miscreants that invade homes will be as rampant?

Chicago has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US, yet they are the murder capital of the US.

This year alone, 321 people have been shot, with 62 dead and 259 wounded.

Mind you we are just in the second month of the year!

Also, you need to look at the significance of guns in US history and culture.

They earned their independence with guns.

Their framers, having just fought off a tyrannical government, knew all too well the importance of an armed citizenry.

Power corrupts absolutely - as the saying goes, and the founding fathers of the US were very distrustful of big government's potential to encroach on people's freedoms.

The role of guns, in the US, becomes very clear when you look at the first two items in the Bill or Rights:

First Amendment: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Second Amendment: "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."


Here are a few quotes from some of their founding fathers:

1.) "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear ar as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government." --- Thomas Jefferson[/center]


2.) "Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty teeth and keystone under independence." --- George Washington[/center]
Family › Re: Husband Damages Wife's Phone With Cutlass For Not Telling Him Her Password.Photo by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2018
This is obviously fake news.

Phone was cut with in two with a saw.
Politics › Re: Okezie Ikpeazu's Interview With BBC: Nnamdi Kanu Behaves Like A Chameleon by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:43am On Feb 21, 2018
This is an elder speaking.

First time of listening to this guy.

His answers are measured. Full of wisdom, or do I say common-sense.

And oh, ALL those idioms and proverbs!
Sports › Re: UCL: CHELSEA vs BARCELONA. What Are Your Predictions? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:37pm On Feb 20, 2018
Ghnaija:
Chelsea 0 -5 Barcelona
Oga, wetin we do you?
Family › Re: White Man Wants To Marry His Edo Girlfriend In Benin City by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:31am On Feb 20, 2018
Kizyte:
First of all let's start with your grammar, I am 'a European' man.

What part of Europe do you come from?
Don't they teach the rules in vowel sound in the part of Europe you come from? a, e, i, o, u...

OP, no mind me, we here in Nairaland and criticism are like 5 & 6 grin
Funny thing is he’s correct...because of of the pronunciation.

...it begins with a “Y” sound.
Education › Re: Photo Of A Man Teaching Computer In Ghanaian Village School Goes Viral by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:25am On Feb 20, 2018
This was exactly how we learnt “Computer” back in secondary school.

The way our teacher described screensavers blew me away grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:52am On Feb 18, 2018
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye’s $65m Private Jet Parked In Oyedepo’s Hangar In Lagos (Photo) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:09pm On Feb 05, 2018
Olabestonic001:
lies!

How can that jet be $65 million? A sophisticated fighter jet is at best $15 million. How do you folks do these stuffshuh
My oga, na the price be that o.

Just Googled it, that's a Gulfstream G550. Appears he bought it in 2015.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Bans Diego Maradona From Entering US "For Insulting Trump On TV" by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:13pm On Feb 03, 2018
Hehehe.

Don't insult the crocodile before crossing the river...

But I'm sure Trump wasn't even directly involved.
Romance › Re: Man Kisses And Proposes To A Mannequin, His "Sex Doll" (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m):
Cowbuoy:
Oga OP. that's a fûcking mannequin not a fûcking sex doll... undecided
Well, once you have sex with it, it become a sex doll.

Republic and independence na the same thing...
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman And His Police Escort Arrive Church Event In Style by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:16pm On Feb 01, 2018
smithoo:
The man trusted his mobile police than The Holy Spirit to protect him.
Not just the police, the car is also armoured.
Christianity Etc › Re: Photo Of A Man Found In A Bottle In Ghana, Floating In A River by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:23pm On Feb 01, 2018
This looks like "divorce papers" for his spiritual wife.
Career › Re: How To Start A Career In Information Technology As A Novice In Nigeria by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:13pm On Jan 31, 2018
Politics › Re: Senator Biodun Olujimi Orders Slapping Of National Assembly Staff Over Lift by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:11pm On Jan 29, 2018
Do you know who I am?
Travel › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:23am On Jan 26, 2018
Bluffly:
Please explain. But listen, child locks are manually set, so no amount of key remote can open it, except you wind down the glass and open from inside. So, to escape, you either be lucky that it is a manual winder or you ignite the car and wind down(that is if winding down other windows are not secured by the driver.) She can as well climbed to the front seat and come out. So please explain your ranting. Remember that you can only disable the child lock when the door is opened
Remember, she just used the same door to enter the car.
Culture › Re: Ooni: "Adam And Eve Were Created In Ile-Ife, They Were Blacks" by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:29pm On Jan 23, 2018
doyinisaac:
The garden of Eden located in ile-ife??shey ile-ife wey dust full everywhere ....
Climate change...
Family › Re: His Wife Caught Him Red-handed . You Just Can't Believe What Happened. by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:40pm On Jan 22, 2018
OP stop lying.

I've seen this story here before.

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