Politics › Re: EFCC Slams UK Bank HSBC For Predicting Buhari's Failure by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:45am On Sep 17, 2018 |
Oloruntobiflink: LOL! This country has gone to the dogs. EFCC is angry at HSBC.
But I though Abacha never stole. Just savings. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyedepo, Oyakhilome To Minister At Church Of God Missions 50th Anniversary by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:20pm On Sep 15, 2018 |
HigherEd: Said by a doomed viper who blasphemes the Holy Spirit. Ironically, it is your father the Devil and his demons that have held your soul and body ransom that are thieves. But you would be alright since your other demon possessed colleagues would soon come and give you the "likes" that you are so addicted to. Wow, Jesus would be proud. |
Politics › Re: I Have Forgiven Ambode But My Supporters Are Saying No To His 2nd Term -Tinubu by BuddhaPalm(m): 9:10am On Sep 15, 2018 |
TiredOfFighting: I came here this morning to see if I'd get help. I'm at the verge of giving up. I have really had a lot to deal with in my young life.
I'm in need of a cash donation of 150k. I've had a lot to deal with very recently, from a sick younger brother to being in prison for some months. I had a business issue that went sour and it landed me me SARS/prison, awaiting trial. I spent over 5months until God intervened and the case was called off from court I'm down to nothing as I speak. Lost a whole lot plus my rent is expired. I don't want to bug us with too many stories. I want to pick up the bits and pieces again and start smtn so that I don't beg to eat. Please help me. God bless you Account details is Esther, Access Bank, 0690154289. Kowemaprofile@gmail.com Hi Esther. Please don't give up. Just read your story from 2017 and I was heartbroken. Have someone close who suffers from schizophrenia, and there's no way you could have made all that stuff up. Just sent a little help. Not up to what you need, but hopefully others will chip in as well. Things might look bleak right now, but please don't despair. You've been through a lot, and the only way things can go for you right now is up. |
Family › Re: Wife Burns Husband's Car Over Divorce, Women React (Photos, Video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:26pm On Sep 09, 2018 |
carammel: What did the man do wrong? No woman would wake up one day to start destroying her husband's property, the man must have done something terrible. See him now claiming victim because no one knows what actually transpired between them. I believe you, since all women are paragons of elegance and fairness. |
Events › Re: Bride And Groom's Mother Fight Dirty Over Food On Wedding Day by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:17pm On Sep 04, 2018 |
There was chaos everywhere. The groom and the groomsmen were so disappointed. he said he wasn't interested in the solemnization of the union anymore. He left along with his family members. The bride too left as well Fake news... So food was served before they were married? |
Politics › Re: Eunice Atuejide Slams Donald Duke On Homosexuality by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:07pm On Sep 03, 2018 |
BruncleZuma: Dear madam Eunice...this is a slam, FYI Nigeria is a conservative Nation...his comments are well founded. Abeit misguided. What is conservative about a country that exports crime, and is one of the most corrupt in the world? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: See Explosive Response CNN Gave Trump On Twitter. by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:50pm On Aug 30, 2018*. Modified: 6:25pm On Aug 31, 2018 |
SolutionMee:

Assuming America is a business and Trump is her merchant
By now, Trump should have been out of business and America should have been shutdown
What am saying is that America has never have it this bad before
Trump is not just a magnified comic politician but an indigent leader
I expect the President of the world superpower country to be bold, courageous, disciplined and full of charismatic actions
Ever since this American albino became President, the great America has been humbled and the small Putin now looks like a Goliath Charisma: "a personal magic of leadership arousing special popular loyalty or enthusiasm for a public figure (such as a political leader" Merriam Webster You don't win the US presidency by mistake. And bear in mind that charisma comes in different flavours. Boldness/Courageousness: You're kidding me. Boldness is taking action without minding whose ox is gored. Boldness is giving zero fvcks while doing what you said you'd do - without backing down. - Pulling out of TPP ---- CHECK - Pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement ---- CHECK - Pulling out of the Iran Nuclear Deal ---- CHECK - Moving the US embassy to Jerusalem ---- CHECK - Taking on established figures and establishments with irreverence (a move that would end the careers of most politicians. (Imagine if anyone else had said he preferred war heroes who weren't captured, in response to criticisms from McCain. -Etc And he did these with the WHOLE WORLD screaming in his face. Discipline: Trump doesn't drink alcohol, for example. And his work ethic is insane. I guess he became a billionaire, successful TV show host and THE US PRESIDENT by happenstance and blind luck. What people don't realize is that Trump is very cunning. He looked at the landscape and calculated what character he needed to play, and what buttons he needed to push to win - and then he played it up to the hilt. I find it funny when people think he's dumb, etc. But the joke is on them. Finally, internationally, America has never been as highly respected and even feared as it is now. Consider these stats for example... Iranian Harassment of U.S. Warships:2015: 22 2016: 36 2017: 14 2018: 0 I am not a betting man, but I can safely wager what changed. |
Health › Re: Please What's This Skin Deformity? (Semi Graphic) by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2018*. Modified: 4:57pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
It’s not an infection, but eczema.
You’re most like allergic to dust mites.
Their poop actually.
They live in EVERYTHING - almost.
There are millions of them living in colonies in your foam, pillows, curtains, rugs, etc.
Wash your bedding in hot water at least twice/week. Heat denatures their poop.
And try your best to get a waterproof barrier you can put between your foam and your bedsheet.
They’re called hypo-allergenic covers.
Even better, if you can get a memory foam.
Finally, don’t just take my word for it. The best way you can get a definite answer is to take a skin prick test. |
Family › Re: Stop Passing Old Cars To Your Wife, Buy Her A New One - Nigerian Man Advises by BuddhaPalm(m): 10:56pm On Aug 19, 2018 |
Headlesschicken:
I wonder which church that feeds dix folks all dix jagon,dey all be claiming Christian's in public,buh that is just online... Bros, no be church. Na Holy Spirit dey gist the guy...direct. He said it himself. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Muslims Storm Emir's Palace As Bishop Sam Zuga Preaches At The Palace In Lafia(p by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:07pm On Aug 17, 2018 |
Corrinthians: Why cant people just respect their space? Is that a premises meant for such? Why cant we just respect ourselves in this country? Isn't this openly asking for trouble?
Sometimes I just don't get it. Of ALL THE PLACES available in the state, this is where he choses to ply his trade. How convenient.
Glad the Muslims accommodated and tolerated him.
Folks like Mathew Kukah will never see this, but if the headline read otherwise, he would have been all over the place running his big mouth like a broken sewer.
God help us. I believe he was invited. |
Health › Re: My Gym Body. How Do I Look?? (Photos*) by BuddhaPalm(m): 1:00pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
niggi4life: Sometimes, Some people just dont know how to go about with LIES. 1. There is no way you can get that body in one year, except you are on anabolic steriods and other mad ass suplements
2. This is a total waste of time doing PHOTOSHOP all because you want people to commend you
3. Stop fooling yourself  From what he said, it's actually 1 year and 7 months. He must have been athletic before then though. You'd be surprised what can happen within 19 months of consistency. |
Health › Re: My Gym Body. How Do I Look?? (Photos*) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:52pm On Aug 16, 2018 |
xynerise: Sorry to say this but I believe only jobless guys have time for this  Our minds will always provide very convincing excuses for anything. |
Politics › Re: Atiku: ‘I Will Rule Nigeria For Only Four Years’ by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:04pm On Aug 12, 2018 |
Where have we heard this before? |
Crime › Re: Man Cries Out After The Foreign Currency He Changed In Ikeja 'Disappeared' by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:00pm On Aug 09, 2018 |
Lol, it didn't "disappear".
They shortchanged you right there while they counted it.
Sleight of hand level 9000...
Happened to me before and caught the guy in the process of doing it.
Don't change money by the road side. |
Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia Reacts To DSS National Assembly Invasion by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:03pm On Aug 07, 2018 |
Obijulius: Tuface please go and sit down. Are you done with your Amaka troubles.
Nnamdi Kanu took the step you sheepishly backed away from and we are all seeing his prophetic statements coming true.
Abeg don’t come and cry for us when they pick u up! Where is Nnamdi Kanu today. “We often stand in the compound of the fool and point at the ruins where a brave man used to live."------ Igbo Proverb. |
Fashion › Re: (Not for Indomie generation)When Last Did You Use These Headsets??? by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:30pm On Aug 07, 2018 |
Iluv: Hi Nairalanders,
How many of us remember these headsets?
British Tireless ST909 headsets.
This very headset was the bomb back in the 90s. Don't get me wrong, they were the very affordable low budget headphones then. If you had one back then, you would be probably trending like a dude using a knockoff Dr. Dre Beats headsets.  Even heard they were complimentary items on British airways flights.
I came across this particular one a few days ago and I decided to buy it, I particularly reminisced when portable CD players were in vogue and these headsets were a good match then.
Surprisingly, after using it for a day, I think the quality is not bad for these present times. Though would not be suitable for critical musical usage, it serves just right for casual listening. It has a flat speaker that doesn't discomfort your ears.
I also observed that we probably might have been missing this piece since technology has forced us to migrate to ear tightening headphones; when listening with this piece, you are very aware of your environment. It allows you enjoy your music without much external sound intrusions while you also can keep tab of what's happening around you.
This is in contrast to our current ear bud stuffing head pieces that eliminates external sounds, which as an advantage allows you to enjoy your music but to the detriment of not being in sync with your current environment.
No wonder we have had cases of people being run down by moving vehicles all because they had their ears stuffed up and listening to music.
I would recommend this piece for a trial if you can lay your hands on one. I got this around tinubu square on Lagos island.
I wrote this piece from my BlackBerry Classic, please overlook any brevity or typos.
Cc Lalasticlala Ishilove Thanks for this post bro! I just remembered this headphone and decided to Google it. Appears "British Wireless" was used to market this only in Nigeria. Fun times. |
Family › Re: Marriage List Of A Community In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:00pm On Aug 03, 2018 |
Just give her belle. |
Family › Re: 26 And Still Living With My Parents (advise) by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:42pm On Aug 01, 2018 |
LeoFish92: Greetings family-landers, I'm having this issue which has been bordering me, I finished service last year, recently got an online side hustle which gives me 30k per month.
And at 26,I'm no longer comfortable staying at home with my parents, I can't hang out late with my friends without my parents drowning my phone with calls, as early as 8.pm at night the calls will start flowing as if I'm a customer care agent. (really frustrating)
Almost all my guys are living on their own, and to make matters worse, I can't receive any female visitor cos of my religious parents and lack of privacy.
On the flip side, I'm scared if a 30k monthly salary can be enough for a guy who wants to rent and probably furnish a self-con of 70-80k per year. (I'm not the extravagant type)
I've never lived alone so I'm really confused if I should make this move at this point in my life.
Guys who are living on their own, what's your take on this? If you leave your parents house, your mind will "force" you to make more than 30K/month. |
Celebrities › Re: Rude Boy Reacts To Mr P’s Claim About Psquare Breakup by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:32pm On Jul 30, 2018 |
PUSSYBBQGRILLS: . Rudeboy went on to reveal that he has been under pressure to tell his side of the breakup story but he insisted that he would not made any public revelation about the topic.
That's maturity Mature wetin? This one is like that robust response we've been waiting for from pastor COZA. |
Romance › Re: Beauty Fades, Be Loyal by BuddhaPalm(m): 2:42pm On Jul 28, 2018 |
"With girls, Nature has had in view what is called in a dramatic sense a “striking effect,” for she endows them for a few years with a richness of beauty and a, fulness of charm at the expense of the rest of their lives; so that they may during these years ensnare the fantasy of a man to such a degree as to make him rush into taking the honourable care of them, in some kind of form, for a lifetime—a step which would not seem sufficiently justified if he only considered the matter."
------ Arthur Schopenhauer, On Women. |
Sports › Re: Benjamin Pavard's Goal Voted As The Best Of The 2018 World Cup by BuddhaPalm(m): 6:40pm On Jul 25, 2018 |
GloriaNinja: ONE OF MY FUTURE CHILDREN MUST BE A FOOTBALLER Remember, there are people who pay these footballers their salaries. Their careers also don't come to an end in their 30's. |
Celebrities › Re: 'Only God Gives Hit Songs- Korede Bello Replies People saying his Career is gone by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:50pm On Jul 21, 2018*. Modified: 12:29pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
Originality007: will keep u quiet? which God is in support of immorality? Have you ever heard God label anything “immoral”? Asides “reported speech”. |
Celebrities › Re: 'Only God Gives Hit Songs- Korede Bello Replies People saying his Career is gone by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2018 |
Tolexander: Only God gives hit?
Imagine!
So those hit sh¡t like Alhaji, One Corner, Dadubule, Kolomental, Ibadi, et al, na God give them?
What a blasphemy! No blasphemy there. All na God. |
Crime › Re: SARS Beg Dollarmachine, Say They Mistook Him For Bad Boy (Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:11pm On Jul 21, 2018 |
HungerBAD: Thank God it ended well.
Nigeria is not yet the United States. And In Nigeria, you are addressed according to how you dress.
You can be an entertainer,and still look decent. I don't get the crazy looks/hair/sense of dressing those claiming to be singers in Nigeria carry about.
Some of these guys look really scary. Which US? Dialo wan comot wallet then give an 41 shots. 41. |
Car Talk › Re: President Putin In Finland With Bomb-proof Limo That Can Stay Underwater(Photos) by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:13pm On Jul 17, 2018 |
tofolo: Putin, the most powerful president in the world..... That would be Xi. |
Romance › Re: Should I Forgive Her Again by BuddhaPalm(m): 8:33am On Jul 12, 2018 |
BlackAfrican: I feel betrayed... I doubt if she'll ever change... I just want to move on...
What should I do? |
Politics › Re: Fayose Collapses As Policemen Fire Teargas At Him (PHOTOS) by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:25pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
Hezbola: Lol... Isn't he a sitting Gov.? What happened to immunity..? Well, you've answered your own question. |
Education › Re: Okorogheye Orisheneye David Gets 9 A1 In WAEC And Scores 332 In JAMB by BuddhaPalm(m): 3:19pm On Jul 11, 2018*. Modified: 5:57pm On Jul 11, 2018 |
I pray his parents have money to send him to a good school, preferably abroad. |
Romance › Re: How Decent Does It Appear To Marry A Girl With Tattoos? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:43pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
BUSHHUNTER: Dated a girl with Tattoo before honestly she got a good character...
After some good sex i dumped her
She asked y and i said i can't take you home cos for a girl to passed through Tattoo process mehn! i can't risk it
She cried like forever cos am the kind of man she ever wanted! Hahaha, this your pic has made my day. |
Romance › Re: Lady Turns Down Boyfriend's Proposal With Hot Slap At Lagos Mall (video) by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:36pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
Alexk2: Judging By the body language of the lady, there seems to be a serious basis for her rejection and outburst. She seems trying to explain but the guy won't let her. Whatever it is, why going for public proposal without first settling the matter privately. It's not every lady that can be bribed with that child play called "proposal". Unless I'm wrong, I don't pity that guy. Why even propose in public. Marriage is not for a spectacle. It is something one should do privately. |
Romance › Re: How Decent Does It Appear To Marry A Girl With Tattoos? by BuddhaPalm(m): 5:30pm On Jul 09, 2018 |
Armstrong34: Please NL,pardon my grammatical construction due to the fact i was an engineering student as it may not meet upto standard to the level of the professors of English we have here....
There's this lady am currently in a relationship with and Sincerely she's really the type of girl we guys are always hoping to come across.... I have come to love her buh only for me to notice she has à tattoo on her arm...And sincerely there's this societal perception about tattoo that speaks of Waywardness and irresponsible lifestyle..... buh on the contrary... this babe is just so different that am just confused.....I have come across girls who appear so so bad and even sleep at the club buh are still virgin while some girls who claim to be responsible and decent are upgraded and modified Oloshos.... Please help a brother, I don't wanna make a mistake based on the general assumption on what people would say I kind of still think like you too, but it depends. I don't see myself ever getting a tattoo, but I don't judge it so harshly anymore. Tats are ornamental, and women are like flowers. They just want to adorn themselves in stuff to "accentuate"/express their beauty. Sometimes, those could be tats or jewellery or whatever. Before Christianity and the current social order, women used to get tattoos too. My maternal grandma, for example, had them. And she was a damn fine woman. So, for me, if a woman doesn't turn her body into some sort of Sistine chapel, but just has a few expressive art on her body. I don't really judge so harshly. The one that riles me up is nose piercings (septum) - the middle ones! |
Fashion › Re: Gold Kakayere Reacts To Miss Influential Queen Sex Scandal by BuddhaPalm(m): 7:23pm On Jul 07, 2018 |
Rityonyi: The C.E.O just conveyed a false impression.
If you are observant you will notice that its two different chats she uploaded there.
The chat for the "hook up" was done in the morning while the one the girl thanked her was done on a different day and evening time. The C.E.O even hide the date of second chat she thanked her so people won't notice.  Smart. |