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Haynnie:
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Wetin you wan know aproko man

Stargangz:
Hmmm, That unforgetable day just some months after graduating from high school,. Mine was gas lighter. I was just returning from bunk where I went to puff weed with my goons. I met my mom who had just returned from work looking for me, as I bend down to greet her, the gas lighter dropped from the front pocked of my shirt. She asked me what I was doing with a lighter, before I could respond she gave me 3 resounding dirty slaps, for 5mins I was seeing stars, she keep asking me 'so you've started smoking abi?' I wanted to run away but mom was just so rugged and strong, even our neighbours couldn't rescue me from her claws, she drew me closer and smelt my mouth, Sir the beating no be here o. Mom was a teacher and a no nonsense woman. I can never forget that day in my life.

Bro lol your mom teach you the lesson you refused to adhere to. God bless her for resetting your brain but I hope you are still not indulging in it still?

And yet some unfortunate being are still supporting this devilish Apc old fools to come to government again. When do Nigerian youths wan get sense and know that this people don’t mean good for us . Let’s vote Peter Obi he’s young and vibrant with business and vision mind soul. I’m Yoruba man from Ogun but let’s leave tribe aside and build this country together. I see goodness and betterment in Peter Obi

DamnnNiggarr:
My Bossom childhood friend was financially down and needed financial assistance because his landlord was suffocating him with his constant nagging. So he contacted me as his old guy and and told me the situation on ground and requested for financial assistance from me. I didn't hesitate in sending him the money which he summed up with the one he had and cleared his house rent.

So, this afternoon, his wife texted me, and in her text, she thanked me for the assistance and requested to pay me a visit and and help me with some of my chores since my wife is in Bayelsa. From the very moment I set my eyes on that text, I haven't been myself knowing fully well that one thing may lead to another during her visit/stay.

That my guy is so dear to me and we treat each other with utmost respect so for this reason, I wouldn't like to loose that respect and trust. This woman is anticipating my response, according to her.

Please house, how do I discourage her from visiting me in my wife's absence without it looking as if I'm avoiding her? What does she want? Who has been in this type of situation and how did you resolve the issue without creating enmity?

Stupidity of the highest order @OP so you can’t text her back and say No or ask your friend why his wife wants to visit you that you are not comfortable with that. You have a dirty mind or just that you want to chase clouts.

cjudy:


Why is my name not included.


Let me get to FIFA office first

The first 30 na Chelsea oooo, even Messi na 26 and Ronaldo self. I suppose Dey 22 sha

You think say Na to play ball for bed � ashewo boy lol

Adetayo1978:
Yes, it's good to eat food food but let us settle this one here...."like for Bola Tinubu & share for Atiku Abubakar"

Like koor hate ni. You be youths you like to dey suffer for another 8 years I bet you are jobless as you are now that’s why you have time to come post on section of food. You go soon learn

[quote author=gloryhomemaker post=114159628]Nigerian salad always go well with all Nigerian rice recipes. Salads can be eaten on their own as a meal also. This video gives the detailed process step by step.

Ingredients:

Cabbage
Carrots
Lettuce
Cucumber
Baked beans
Sweet corn
Red kidney beans
Eggs
Mayonnaise



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPoDNGEIY44


Una go just dey cook wetin person money no reach to buy the ingredients and wetin hard to prepare dey post. To give address to come greet you go be wahala also. Mtcheww Nawa ohh

Shey Na only you wan dey chop her ni? Abeg send me her number make I use her as my bestie as well. By the time I gave her 100k or 50k twice I will give you results after one week. Baba let others have their share as well. I dey knack my besties while their boyfriends are always calling and they all keep telling their boyfriends they have nothing with me when everything is happening

I just pray the Youths don’t forget our manifestos in 2020. Who ordered the killing of armless youths in Lekki Toll gate?
Same people who killed innocent youths you want to vote for?
Can’t we make a change?
Let’s vote a vibrant Obi who can represent us in international meetings. Tinubu is just too old adding another 8 years to his age.

[quote author=Lordbinsmar post=113684019]I like the comments wey I dey read for this thread oo ;



I don laugh my anus out with the guy wey his dad always sabotage his girlfriends with his sons behavior. I don laugh � tire like mad. This is the funniest thread ever on Nairaland. People are just looking at me like a mad person who is laughing just reading online. Abeg make person give me Girls number too. Anyway I have not had any experience of match making from and nobody dare tries that with me

[quote author=Pimple post=113519920]Good day Nairalanders, i've been contending with acne since late 2021 till date.

The kind of acne i have been trying my best doable to get off my cheek are the mild ones that crop in like rashes, but this kind are herculean in size.

Although, they are not that overt but it makes me have less intrepidity when in a municipal place.

I tried several natural med. But none seems to work for me rather they deteriorate the malady.

I know i'm not the initial and would not be the lattermost to be in this kind of infirmity, so those that duelled with this kind of pimple and triumphed, HOW DID YOU DO IT.

Or it just went away



I have a solution. I promise it works like magic. Call me on 08164571960

[quote author=callme9mm post=113357299]Make she show receipt. She fit dey lie . That can never be 3800. Highest na 1500. How much be meat ? That meat can’t be more than 5h, rice 5h, water 2h. #1200.



Which of the villages do you live in? It might be Oshogbo, Ado , Akure, Ibadan

Instead of you guys to focus on yourselves you are talking about old fools politicians who doesn’t have you guys time

[quote author=Hespee93 post=113261640]I did glo weekend subscription which #500 for 3gb and itvs going to serve me and even remain for other things.

2gb should be enough

Where can I stream the match?

[quote author=DaddyFreeze2020 post=113240660]GO AND CHECK YOUR CAR INDOMIE.

This will save you ✌️

A lot of car owners don’t have an idea what this is . The car catalyst popularly known as Indomie found in the exhaust is one of the stuffs mechanics and panel beaters remove from people’s car within the slightest blink , which makes your car consume a lot of fuel and have terrible sound and unfavorable emission discharge . They are stolen because they Contain precious metals such as platinum and Rhodium .

I recently gave this panel beater a direct Belgium car to fix the exhaust at arrival which i felt was leaking maybe due to the potholes from Lagos down to Abuja, after about 3 hours of waiting, the guy told me he was going to a nearby electric welding machine to fix it , since this were people I had known for awhile , I felt comfortable.

I kept calling , Panel beater said he was trying to ensure the work was done perfectly. Finally he came Back , I still realized the sound of my car was not as smooth as it should be , I complained , “ ah oga , naso the sound Dey be for this kind car “ he replied . I was still sure the sound was not good enough .

2 days latter , one of his colleagues who I was nice to stopped me as he entered my car and asked , OGA , you know say those boys comot your Indomie? They chock nets inside so that u no go know . with an assurance I said yes ,

they sold it 100k � I promised him I would keep his identity confidential but I must get to the root of my property. Guess what ? Once this Indomie is removed , it can’t be used anymore .

I swung into action and reported the case to the law enforcement agency that took this matter seriously and arrested the culprits , at this point , for me it was heart breaking to see young men handcuffed and embarrassed due to their greed ,but all I needed was a direct Belgium Indomie as replacement.

in less than 48hrs , I was called , the entire fellow mechanics ran up and down to raise 180,000 which is the cost of another one �� I got my Indomie back . Guess what ? This was the second time this guys were removing my indomie , they did it December on a different car , but I was not sure at what point it was stolen .

As a Good Samaritan , I pleaded the release of ogas as they might have learnt their lesson the hard way . Thank you to Inspector Sanusi, Inspector Joesph and the DPO for doing well.

Pls go and check you car Indomie now.
Shine your eyes !

Shine your eyes


Boss you are right I just dey read comments since dey laugh even people wey no get car dey talk say catalyst doesn’t have effect on fuel ⛽️ consumption. I use Muscle 2007 model with catalyst intact bro I dey use 2k fuel fuel Oshogbo to Ado and 7k fuel ⛽️ with AC from Lagos to Ado with 4hrs journey. If I don’t use AC Na like 5k to 6k fuel while my friend without catalyst dey buy fuel of 11k or 11500 depends on car � tank

[quote author=Unrated900 post=113240544]As part of a car's exhaust system, the catalytic converter helps to reduce air pollution. You will not harm your engine or your car in any way by driving without a catalytic converter. It's not always a good idea to drive around without one


It will not reduce fuel consumption
But would make your engine works perfectly okay
And keep away carbon monoxide as well.
Check the cars I posted for more update.

Shey your cars � dey get catalyst?

[quote author=TriCee post=113235676]Ok, where's the video. Am I really in this social media with una?
Tiwa drop video, I no see..
Oxlade drop video, I no see..
Even 16yrs old school gir drop, I no see...

Now, this fine girl dey apologise on top video wey I never still see!!
Lord, speak, your servant is listening


Bro you need one Bottle of cold Guinness

[quote author=9jaHustler post=113198640]Hey guys, it's our first time ever outta Naija. Currently at Heathrow Airport waiting for connecting flight to Manchester which is our final destination.

Update: It was almost 9:30pm when we left Manchester Airport but it was like 5pm in Nigeria. Everywhere was still day. I though my wrist watch was incorrect until I check the dash board clock of the taxi


Ahhh Mr Johnson you don travel leave me and BUHARI for this cemetery abeg. Don’t stay longe before you send for me abeg. You no tell me anything ohh I go miss una

[quote author=Godoverevery post=113199708]So this my personal story.(long read)

I got into the university in 2008 for 5yrs course.

200lvl I wanted to get really serious so there is this girl in my class I really liked but she was a 4/10 ....I told my friends about her and they all didn't feel her at all infact my roomie who was free spirit didn't feel her but I just liked her naturally.
So one day after lectures I approached her and few weeks later she accepted.
That was the beginning of my foolishness.....I really spent alot on that girl, she was on 4k per month from home (foodstuff always sent to her) ,I started to give 5k every month from my pocket money...bruh I did alot of things up to the point her roommate bf called me one on one that am making his relationship difficult with my spending.
I was just happy doing those things even tho sometimes it wasn't easy because I had to dupe my parent alot.

So in our finals (alot of things happened after IT)...she decided to show me her true colors.
After our final exams I had some issues with 2 courses in my 2lvl (dept course) so I needed to bribe the lecturer to waive them since it was AR .....bro I sold my phone (iPhone 4s) to raise cash to pay them so I was really broke...I couldn't call home because I just collected my pocket month.
She was staying with me then ,she couldn't pay her rent so I house her since we are done just project defence remaining.

The babe left me and move to one her friend's place because one guy who was a yahoo boy was asking her out and he was taking her out......she just come once in a while to pick few things.
I later got to know when guys played me the tape and it broke me.....she moved to lagos few weeks later and stated working on the island.
One day I was so hungry that I started running fever I called her to pls send me 1k(1st time in 4yrs of dating her) and she hang up on me.
I cried that day in my spirit, left with no choice I called my kid sis played her what was happening maybe she could just borrow me change, few hours later my phone rang it was my mum ....omo see blasting I just took everything, she told me my dad must not no about my phone..the next day I got alert of 10k ,tears rush down my eye.

I have never bought my mum anything before but I make sure anytime am going home I got my sister something....I did alot of thinking that day and I vow to ever put my mum and sis before any woman until I get married.(2013).

I started working in 2014 (nysc)....my first salary in my ppa which was about 30k I bought everything I could get took it home.
I first approached my dad showed him the money he prayed and told me he doesn't need it but I should give my mum half of it.
I went to mum room divided the money into two gave her half....she prayed for me and ever since then my mum is my priority.

Before I spend 10k for any lady am dating I must have spent 30k on my family.....Alot of ladies have complained about this but I think that the most sensible thing to do.

Guys in uni please I beg you don't make the mistakes we made .....focus on empowering yourself and get the degree.

Learn from this......feel free to date but don't waste money or spend on any lady.

#Relationship is for companionship not a monetary scheme#




What happened I went through the same but mine was fair I never let loose or gave my all to her. All I did was keeping myself at bay. We men Na we dey make all this bitches treat us anyhow joor

[quote author=NLElder post=113204471]First of all don't be quick to judge me. I am just here for matured help/advice cos I am fast loosing it. I am sure if it's abroad I will to told to go meet a therapist.

I am a young man in my early 40s and married for 9 years now with 2 kids. My nature of work is such that I am living on another town 5hours away from my family. This has been the case 6years out of the 9 years I am married. I have never really enjoyed my marriage as a young man cos I am always driving up and down every weekend to meet my family and when I got a promotion with more responsibility I reduced it to every 2 weeks, and as the stress of work and driving became more stressful, I now go every month. I have tried all my best even till date to see if I can get another work in the same state my wife and kids reside to no avail and my wife can't leave her work in the state join me as she is in a federal government establishment that has no branch in the state I live and work.

The scenario so far shows you that I am not enjoying a healthy sex life with my wife, but being someone brought up to respect the marriage institution, I have resigned to my fate and taken life as I have seen it. To make matters worse, with due respect to my wife, she suffered female genital mutilation and you know it affects women's sex life and their man is always worse off for it. In summary we lead a routine boring sex life in the few occasions we even get to have it. However, the 6 years I have lived and worked in another state, I have never cheated or thought of cheating on her despite all the cold lonely nights I have to spend alone. I am a kind of introvert and never hide it from people that I am married. Some will be like "u no get side chick"? I will say no.

The problem started 4 years earlier out of the 6years in the city I live and work. Since I am always lonely and bored in my crib, I mostly do video calls with my wife and kids daily or chat online with friends to keep my mind busy and avoid unnecessary tensions that will remind me of the lonely boring life I was living. This also keeps me away from sexual urges if I feel any as a fool-blooded young man I was. It was in one of these online chats that I got close to one young lady of about 30. We really got close through chatting and graduated to exchanging numbers. I always make it known that I was married to everyone I meet and she was no exception. We became best friends online and kept our limits as married man and a single lady would. We became curious and excited to meet each other live when we found out we were in same city.

We arranged a harmless date in a restaurant in town were we really got to know more about each other. I found out that she was a struggling young girl teaching in a private school with NCE and was unable to proceed to degree level due to lack of funds. Her salary wasn't even up to 18k and she was squatting with one lady in very uncomfortable circumstances. After that 1st live meeting, a very good friendship ensued but entirely platonic .

All these past 4 years before I met her, I cook for myself and go to market by myself. One Friday she called and I did not immediately pick cos I was in the kitchen. I called her back later and told her I was cooking and she jokingly asked if she could help. As at then she was yet to come to my place, so I told her if she really wanted to help then I would come and pick her up and that was how for the first time in 4 years, a lady visited me in that town. It felt awkward. It did not take long for me to find out how homely she was...washed plates, tidied everywhere, and finished up the cooking. I really felt at peace and started getting worried at the same time. We spent time chatting but kept our distance and nothing happened between us and I dropped her off later where she was squatting.

After that, our friendship went to another level and the visits became more frequent but still nothing happened between us. I got to know she was a well brought up lady that still had values and I also confirmed she had no man as at the time she met me. She said she had always wished to be married before now and never believed she would reach 30 and still be single.

I know my story is getting rather long, so let me try to wrap up. In summary, she started having issues with the family she was squatting with and didn't have enough money to rent a place of her own. I didn't have enough to rent for her either as I was already carrying a lot of financial responsibilities for her by then...monthly stipend of ₦10k to add to her salary, tolletries, making hairs and even helping out with her sick mum hospital bills.

So without a 2nd thought, both of us decided she move into my place. Inside me I knew it was somehow but I think by then we were already in love with each but maybe living in denial.

So she moved in and that was it. Yes, we started having sex, uncomfortably at 1st but later became 2 sex maniacs. It was as if she was sent to compensate me for my horrible marriage sex experience I have endured all these years. We couldn't have enough of each other. In fact when I want to travel and see my family, she breaks down crying. I knew it was more than a side chick matter. In fact this lady gave me a fulfilled sex life that I swear if it's in the olden days I wouldn't mind taking her as a 2nd wife. Months grew into years and our passion for each other grew to the point that we got jealous of the opposite sex calling us. She even starts frowning when my wife calls or tears will start running down her eyes. People, I became so confused. We both knew we have gone too far and yet were not ready to end it.

I even because part of her own family cos I go with her to see her sick mum and played a prominent role when she died. I don't know her older siblings knew if I was married or not , but I think she confided in her older sister who seemed to like me so much and only warned her to be "careful."

After 2 years, she started agitating about marriage so much that she said she needed to move out of my place. That as long as she is with me, she might not get married since it's obvious I wasn't going to marry her no matter how much both of us pretended about it. Deep inside me I knew she was right and I couldn't be selfish to keep her from meeting single suitors but I felt an inexplicable pain in my heart as if a part of me was about to be cut off. However, I forced myself to assist her to get a place and yet she on her own kept coming to my place every weekend until she moved in again leaving her place wasting for over 2 months., only going there once in a while to pick things..

All the 2 years we were together she was open and truthful to me about relationships she was now trying to build with single guys she hoped would marry her. I was already feeling bad inside me that she was about to leave my life, but she kept assuring me that she was with me and truly told me everything happeneing in the new relationship she was building.

She later moved out completely from my place after 2years on a new year day. She said needed to start the year on a good and clean note and had gotten serious with the guy that said he wants to marry her. I began to feel extreme jealous I couldn't explain. I knew it was not right but I couldn't stop myself. I tried my best and stopped calling or chatting with her but I still didn't find peace. One evening a month after when it was now clear that she has decided to get serious with the guy she said was coming for marriage, she visited me and and you can't believe it, we made hot passionate love. And when we were lying side by side, her new man called and she quickly ran into the toilet to answer him. I felt it was time I ended this whole thing, it wasn't looking right again.

So I confronted her why she was still leading me on when she is now in a marriage -bound relationship and she said because she still loves me and doesn't know how to let go of me. We cried together that it wiould be tough as we would soon separate from each other for life and she left. I cried like a baby as we made love again and she consoling me to try and teach my wife the things she does to me despite her FGM predicament.

The period she was with me, she was uncomfortable answering calls from her man and I got fed up and decided to investigate. So I went to the street where she showed me the guy lives(she was truly open to me and I give her that) and waited to see if she has started visiting him as she mostly denies and lo and behold, I saw her entering the guy's house. I felt a sharp pang of jealousy which I couldn't control. I picked up my phone after some minutes and started calling her, but her phone rang severally and she didn't pick. I was almost half-dead with jealousy. I cried iny heart and drove away. I sent her a text that because she was "enjoying" herself with her man she was now avoiding my calls. That maybe tbe guy was so good at it. She called about 2 hours later and really took offence that because she visited him and did not pick my call was simply because she doesn't want him to start asking questions and not necessarily that they were doing anything.

We quarrelled like never before and said hurtful things to each other and I asked her to return my key at my office the next day cos by then she no longer visited my house as she has really gotten serious with the guy. She returned the key and for over 2 months we stopped communicating and became strangers.

Instead of pushing her out my mind, I felt a daily torture looking through her Facebook pics, WhatsApp status, and other social media. I will go to her guy's street and painfully watch her enter his house from afar. I was fast losing my mind. I knew it was over for good and don't want her back but the obsession is yet to leave me till date. Everyday, I check her pictures and feels pangs of pain and jealousy as I see her lovely smiles. My people it's punishment and torture for me. I keep obsessing every second of my life about her. Who can help me? Something is definitely wrong. In one of her recent status, I saw her flaunt her hands with an engagement ring and I felt a sharp pang of sadness instead of happiness. People help me I am loosing it. Even though she has apologized to me and I too have apologized for the hurtful things we said in the course of our quarrel, my mind is still not at peace.

Even now presently she is engaged she still calls me and tries to engage me in friendly conversations but I will just be answering without interest. She even sent me a pic recently at a wedding she went to and I told her she should stop sending me her pics but should be sending to her man. She apologized and said she has taken note. Yet, I will feel bad inside me if I don't see her friendly chats which my attitude has made her reduce. Yet in all these, first thing in the morning I will quickly rush to check her pics, if she has made new posts, etc etc. I need help, I really do. Sorry my people for the long post but I really needed to empty myself to see the help I can get if any cos I want my normal sane life back. I have also prayed to God and asked for forgiveness for cheating on my wife ....I have no excuses for doing so but from the long story you can see it was never my intention.



You are not even ashamed of yourself saying all this rubbish out . Good nobody blamed you for cheating on your wife and you even tried 4 years without cheating on her which I cannot do but you need to let go of that innocent girl you have deprived of meeting single men earlier than she did. While she was still serious with her other guy you are still knacking her which was bad. OMO human wicked ohh now you have free pussy for good two years and that’s not enough. Brother Na village people dey do you. For you to make a vow never to cheat on your wife for 4 years you can make a vow to let go also. Brother this thing is all about the mindset. You are matured enough to stop this rubbish of a thing. It means you don’t want her to marry either or want success for her

[quote author=dnawah post=113210121]make they join nairaland them no agree,she for learn from the girl way dey leave with her man go Imo state go marry, without informing the boyfriend.



Lol � see you never forget things. You still think about that girls case until now. Women are very wicked. I swear joining Nairaland helped me so much concerning my relationship I have prepared already before my woman do her rubbish. She thinks I will be begging � not knowing odogwus for Nairaland don give me experience

[quote author=Richdee1 post=113215432]Peak Milk is bae
Just that it's almost not patronized again because there's literally nothing inside the satchet again.
Even the Tin is watery!!
Naija don humble them

How many hours does it take you to notice this ? My naija people can never fail me ����

This use BUHARI government thinks everyone is as stupid as he’s is. What’s all this lies about? This man never set his foot in any fucking prison. He should be handed over to the FBI if he actually wants to punish him. God will definitely punish you BUHARI

PerfectStranger:
Outside food no dey belly full me,an hour later I'll feel hungry again.
But naija economy now is messed up, gas now is 800 per kg, foodstuffs on a high side.
All thanks to mama nkechi restaurant

Shey na Abule Egba you dey stay?

Omo buying food � outside is costly and e don tire me sef. I think I need to get one girl and marry her. If you buy foodstuffs at home in bulk and all ingredients at home it’s cheaper cooking � at home. I have done the experiment more than enough time

Jennyclay:
Wow! This is the type of love you just can't explain.

Not everyone can reach this point, Honestly he's a Real Man. He's a very strong man. I love his strength. May God bless their union with everything beautiful. (Amen)


Roadside wannabe broke redpillars over to you!

You just dey find wahala Ehhhn. Trouble no dey tire you this female. Lol � just kidding ohh let them attack you now.

olamidedivotee:
When was the last time you post good news?

Nigeria Intelligence Agency (NIA) need to interrogate you.

This is too much, over 5 bad news in a day from you alone.



In case anyone need a content writer, hire me to write well researched contents for your blog or brand.

Can you write a content for a comedian?

Tingotoe:
If I were to be a yahoo boy, I won't buy into their extravagant culture rather I would keep it on the low and invest my ill gotten wealth in some productive business. I hate yahoo boys with a passion and I've reported a few of them to the EFCC in the past. Bastards that they are

But you are happy your politicians are scamming you. You are bitter because you can’t work and use your sense to make money. You are happy with the way our governors and senators embezzle Billions you can’t repost them Na yahoo be ur problem. I don’t judge anybody for doing whatever he wishes. Have sense

infonet247:
A friend of mine rush into my apartment now crying....
He has been married for 7 years now no child yet but went secretly to the village with his people to marry another wife. Now he is asking me how will he face the first wife and tell him he has another wife!
I no dey put mouth for family matter, i just tell am make we sleep first. Tomorow i go ask nairalanders.
Over to una.

Has the 2nd wife given birth yet or she never born?
Number one let the 2nd wife born first before telling the first wife due to some experiences.
Has the 2nd wife got pregnant � yet?
What have you the assurance the 2nd wife is fertile also?
Giving babies is not in the power of the first wife. God does that and don’t you have faith in your wife or God anymore?
Don’t you read news of couples staying together 10,20,30 years and no kids and still love each other and later God does wonders in their lives?. I will advise your friend wait until the 2nd wife gives birth first. He can’t face his wife but he can lay cheapishly on another woman. He should face his consequences by himself and tell his wife but if he be Yoruba the first wife shouldn’t know until ur new wife gives Birth

emeernest:
City just take YNWA fans catch cruise today. They just raised their hopes skyhigh & allowed it to crash-land yakataa!

Brother please I need you to send me money for paracetamol because I don laugh ��� my assnal out today with ur comments.

Balkan:
Jungle is machuring

This one Na 2face song jungle don mature

Sucre6:
Op, how old is this Simply simping attitude of yours?

See comrade lemme clear you, that girl is using you as a rebounce and she doesn't respect you one bit, lemme burst ya head, her supposed ex still bangs her on a daily, for her giving you the fairy tells of them.breaking up on the account that their parent isn't in support of their union is a bull crap, it never happened.

Op read this last part 10 times slowly repeatedly.

That girl don't love you and she sure doesn't respect you, she still fvcks her ex daily, each time she tell you "he's my ex what she actually meant is that he's her SEX. She's just keeping you as a back up plan should in case the ex gets tired fvcking her brains out and dumps her finally, swallow the pills and serve her breakfast, tell her to go fvck her self retain your little self worth if it is still remaining and move the hell on

Gotta quit advertising you simps, not that y'all even pay me to do such, y'all never learn

. I swear this NL relationships wahala and brouhaha has helped me a lot in my relationship life. I read a lot of reviews and comment. Omo I go don even dump her long ago or I go just dey have sex with her low key and have my own back up also. I don’t leave girls like that because I love having sex with them while I keep quiet and have a serious relationship behind them once I noticed anything fishy.