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The guy's brain is full of poo.

manaja87:
This guy what's your problem?

leo2020:
U promised to release 11 damaging pics, u said he was dead and ruling from d grave, u said he's on life support bla bla bla.. I seriously don't like it when someone is playing on my intelligence. .I rebuke u today and will never believe u again cos u made me fooled others by calling that PMB was dead..

How can someone play on your intelligence when you actually lack One? Could you please post a link where Fayose said Buhari is dead and ruling from grave? If someone is in coma and life support machine, does it mean he cannot recover? The Buhari that you saw, does he look like a man who is physically and mentally healthy enough to rule a country like Nigeria with hydra headed problems? How come Buhari has been avoiding the public since his arrival? Should common sense not tell you that all is not well? May God deliver you from mental slavery

thesuave10:
It's tested o it is. I'm 100% sure. I wont say all of them but most are tested..the girls mostly are usually tested. Trust me I'm 100% sure. No assumptions

Guy, TBlak does not test anything. In his head, by merely looking at a puzzi, he will tell you if it is healthy or not. Is that not stupidity? Who does that. The guy does not seem to beleive in STD or what have you, or maybe he does not care. The gals need the money and he has the money. He tells them his conditions. They have to appear in his videos and 4k him without condom. He examines their puzzi with his eyes and hands and then determine if it is healthy or not. Since those gals are also lazy, senseless and see their life as valuless and also desperate to make the money, the do not care. Do you know some stupid gals in Nigeria today still believe that if they take Andrew's liver salt or ampiclox immediately after unprotected sex, they can not catch any disease? That is how stupid some gals can be. When the fight broke between this ada gal and his boss as the gals do call him, the Tblak of a guy began to narrate story of how the gal has infected puzzi. He even compared her disease to the one that happened to the biblical Nebuchadnezzar. He first stated he only used he r for marketing because he would not 4k her because of her disease. He narrated how he spends lot of money trying to help cure the disease. Yet, he posted his video 4king her without condom. Abeg, na their wahala.

Hmm. But the money she collected from the dude is not hurting. Mum.

Walahi, it is better you remain silent to let people assume that you are an idiiot than to speak and actually confirm that you are one.

sarrki:
Fayose is a failure

Nothing to show for ekiti state

Not a single project

As man thinketh in his heart, so he is and the Bible says from their fruit, we shall see them. Where a lady displays nudity, she is sending a message to the society. As a matter of fact, a lady that displays nudity will easily fornicate, giving the right place and condition. She is a target for promiscuity and she naturally draws attention and pressure. In the first instance, why are you advertising what you are not selling? How come that you can not tell the difference between a prostitute on the street and a 'holy' sister in the church?. The way you are dressed determines the way you are addressed. Are you aware that through your dressing, you can lead others to sin?. I have read people saying that they only visit CE when they are looking for a girl to 4ck. What does that tell you about the image of the church?. A popular advert in those days say 'image is everything'

zionmade:
Mr judge.
Wat's the difference between a lady that dresses nude and fornicates and lady that covers up and down to church and still fornicates.
Wat's d difference between the lady that dresses nude to church and the one that covers up and down in church and dresses nude to parties.
A life of pretence kills.
If I father a daughter I will prefer she displays all her indecency and wildness in my presence so I will know how to admonish and pray for her dan to pretend wen she sees me and live in immorality wen she thinks am not seeing her.
take that judgement to ur church and tell me that not a single lady there dresses indecently outside the church maybe for birthday parties or even in the campus.
Mr Judge there are indecent ladies in all the churches, I have a deeperlife female friend and I know Wat am saying. the only difference between CE and most Other self acclaimed holy holy Churches is the word "pretence". When I met my ex she was a Methodist a church where u cover head to toe,

I will encourage u to write God and application to help him on the judgement day

Where is it written in the Bible that kidnapping is a sin. Does it make it less of a sin?. Where is it written in the Bible that smoking igbo and doing drugs is a sin?, Does it make less of a sin. The Bible talks about moderation. A Christian, by nature is not expected to be flamboyant. His look is not expected to to the in conformity with that of a guy man on the road. The Bible says although you are in the world, you are not of the world. When a man spend all his time spraying his body and hair with cream, he appears irresponsible and flamboyant.

zionmade:
Yes open ur Bible and show me why it is a sin to fry head?

She only said they are in constant communication. Let's I forget, Raph secured a job for Dan in his place of work about four months ago. The salary is not fantastic, he earns 50k monthly and it is just a working distance to his house, so no transport fair. Just your yesterday, Queen called me and we spoke about Dan. She told me how she was disappointed to learn that Dan earns a meagre 50k per month. She wondered how how a family man copes with such a ridiculous salary. She thought Dan needed to be helped. If he could just move to UK, he will work and make a comfortable living. She however added a caveat that the only thing that pisses her off is that anytime they talked, Dan is always talking about how he loves her. How he wants to come back to her. How marrying his wife was a mistake. How the lady trapped him with pregnancy. She said, she is not interested in a man who is married. She said but she still feels he should be assisted. She also said that Dan even said if he comes to UK today, he will have to stay in her place. Now, her immigration status is an issue an day she believes I have the magic wand. She thinks I can... Battery going down.

I relocated to Birmingham in UK last year for a year Masters programme. Before I travelled, I was with Dan in Laos. Even though he was aware I do runs outside, he knows that I am very careful and discreet and I don't do it regularly. I was amazed at how Dan was trying to reconnect me back with one of my exs who is now married with kids. The lady has made series of attempts for us to rekindle the dead relationship and I told her I wouldn't do married woman. Her wahala was too much that I had to cut off all communication with her. It was surprising to me how Dan told her I would be around in Lagos for a week, to the extent that she had to come and join us in a joint where we were drinking. It was also very worrisome how he encouraged me to continue sleeping with her. I was so drunk that night and that lady was trying everything possible to lure me to bed. The way and manner I didn't do anything with her up till today still remain a mystery to me. The reason Dan was interested in me sleeping with my ex who is now married still remains a mystery to me despite his closeness to my wife. We talked it out and he said he was sorry but just felt since it was going to be a discreet relationship, he thought I wouldn't have problems with it.

Few months after my arrival in UK, Dan told me one day that Queen was very happy l was in UK with my family. He said he gave her my UK line. I asked him why he monitors the lady around and he said they were just friends. Of course I know Queen was not married. She sponsored the guy she dated after Dan to UK, after few years, the guy abandoned her for an older white lady. She has problems with her visa and she has being staying and working here without proper papers. One day, Dan told me that Queen said that the greatest mistake she made in life was to break up with Dan. According to me friend, the lady said if not for fear of God, she would not mind sponsoring Dan to UK to stay with her, but she can not afford to hurt his family because she is also a woman. That was my friend's account. Few months ago, Queen relocated from London to Birmingham. She has been very close with me. She did not go into details of what is currently going on between her and my friends, she only said they

Guy, this is a dangerous development. I have been in marriage for eight years and I have realised that one of the greatest threat to marriage is the issue of ex. I have about 5 ladies that we had dated at one time or the other, whom are now married, some with up to four kids, who are still contacting me and demanding for ssex. I know one of them, whose husband is so rich and had built house for her Mum, and bought her a Land cruiser, yet she wants to still commit adultery with me, who is equally married. In Nigeria, she was begging to buy me flight tickets from Abuja to Lagos and pay for hotel and all bills, but I declined, because I can't do married women. When she came to London, I don't know how she got my contact again, she was practically begging that we should meet, I had to avoid her completely. Honestly, I don't know why many married women find it difficult to break away completely from their exs. I am sorry to break your heart. I can tell you that there is 80% chance that the guy has been 4king your wife, for her to have the audacity of even displaying it to you. I think you are also weak as a nan in certain aspects. Even though my knows that I have the tendency to lick plates outside (she never caught me, but she knows my history b4 marriage and due knows I have very high libbido), she dare not tell me such nonsense about one ex. We are very close and best of friends and she is a very beautiful woman. I know men toast her and she tells me. But she can be mad to tell me she has gone to 4ck a ddik, she won't try it. Even immediately after the marriage, when her ex was always calling and asking after her, she would tell and how she told him to stop calling her and the guy will say they should just remain friends. She told the guy that the only male friend she has is her husband and whosoever her husband approves to be her friend, hence, he should be her husband friend before becoming her friend. The poor guy would not stop calling. I remember he called on a Saturday, I was at home. My wife just said, my husband is here now, just tell him you want to be a secret friend of his wife. That was the last time the guy disturbed her, to the best of my knowledge. So, your wife appears to be willing, the ex is willing and you are not in charge of the marriage. Too bad Bro. Honestly, too bad.

rogovo20:
Hi Nlanders,

Happy Childrens day to all the daddies and mummies. Quick one, my wife and I are 6 years into our marriage with 2 kids, from the inception of our marital union we have always had issues that stems on trust, we both have that issue, and when I say trust, it has
to strictly do with her bickering into my phone and finding somethings not worth shouting or condemning me for, rather for communication, but she does otherwise. In her own case, it had to do with her ex she always talked about when we courted for a short period before marrying. She told me she called him to seek advise and confide in him, told her to stop and threatened fire n brimstone, but later found out that she saved the guys number with another name, gave me excuse as to the reason she did it.

One faithful day, a year after marriage, 5 years ago to be precise, she had gone to the school she worked as a teacher, there also she takes my dauther who resumes at the day care there. 2 hrs later, she called me crying over the phone that there was an accident, I asked what happened, she said my daughter of 9 months old then had a severe deep cut on her lips that I should rush down. Immediately, I left and branched at the clinic where she was being stitched, I felt for the poor baby, because at that age with such injury was not nice. Immediately, I told her that we'll leave for home for the day. The clinic was not far from the school where she parked her car, so I asked for the key so I could go ahead and pick the car so we can all be going home. On reaching the car, I saw her wedding ring kept in the glove compartment. Was surprised because she always wear it, and wore it out to work. At that moment, was more worried about my daughter.

We got home, and I asked her why her ring was in the car instead of her finger,she said the reason why she removed it was because last Sunday I was staring at a girls ass and she was mad about it. In which I did, but didnt do it deliberately or seemed too obvious, I use style look, and it was more of a reflex, I am human. I apologized that very day, but to think after then, she decided to remove her ring because of that? RED FLAG. I kept my mute. Once in a while throughout the years, when we still have arguments, I ask her that I still wonder why she removed her ring, that it cant be the issue of ass staring that would make it that bad for her to do that. She kept on saying it was the reason. 5 years into the marriage now, we were having a deep discussion, then she started saying things about what happened during our early stage of marriage, that she called her ex, because that was the only person he knew as a bf then, reason why she confided in him, that he talked about leaving his wife too with two kids and run away to Canada with her bla bla bla. But the major thing about her point was that, she discussed the issue of me stearing at another womans ass with him, that was when the guy started packaging some stories that entered her head, which was the reason why she removed that ring on that faithful day. Wow! She now stated that she noticed he was trying to seduce her by seeing her, that he went to the extent of saying, if I should come and see u at that ur place of work, I might be forced to kiss you, stating that was when she knew he was trying to use words to have him come around, so he could have sex with her. I told her that whats the probability that they have not been seeing, she said NEVER. But then I reminded her of the day we had issues, she came back from work late, and I asked where she had gone, she replied by saying, I went to go and have sex with someone that has a bigger joystick that urs. She later denounced that it was a joke to get at me, its possible,, and it could be true.

Nlanders, sorry for my long story, if i dont put it down well, u wont know my stance on this issue, I wont say am a saint when I started this marriage, but I have changed, this woman up until now has not, I have another post to share right after this. Now my question here is, I WANT to keep my family regardless of whatever, but is it wise to Bleep that ex up? Because of what she told me he said, to me hes trying to spoil me to get into my wife, thats if he has not, because I one way or the other found this her ex wife number. And I have evidences to prove that she has been in communication with my wife. Or should I just let God judge? Cos as I bad reach b4 I marry, I have never, and will never sleep with a married woman, nor will I ever try to sleep with an ex who is already married. Sincere opinion needed.

Why are you waiting for someone to dash you money? What value did you offer to qualify you for the money?. The last time I checked, money is a means of exchange for value. Purge away from you all sorts of beggarly mentality, and develop a mindset that creates value in order to work your way into becoming a lender to all nations, rather than one celebrating poverty mentality.

madgoat:
Hmmmm

If i had ask him to dash me 500K when he was alive, he would not have.
Now he is dead and gone and didnt take a dime to the grave

Hmm. Your thoughts are brilliant, it's just that they appear too theoretical. I was in the bank, even as a chartered banker with HND. I was on contract for two years before I was converted. My experience is that the salary paid to the contract staff is hardly sufficient to keep body and soul together. Some of them receive as low as 30k monthly in an expensive city like Abuja. You see them putting on tie in the morning going to work, but they are broke. I had a vision to do ACCA, I could not start until when I was converted to a full staff. People in the system will relate with this. The bulk of the fraud you see in the banking sector is perpetrated by the contract staff. A popular quote in the banking system is a statement made by the former US treasury secretary that "... If any staff lives above his means, sack him, even if the reasons for his lifestyle can be justified, still sack him, because where living above one's mean might not be a crime, it can ultimately lead to a crime" In referencing this quote however, they always either mischievously or ignorantly ignore the opening statement of the quote that says "Pay your staff such income that could make them live comfortably and respectably in the society... ' honestly, Nigerian banking system is a crap.

Ralphlauren:
How can you spend 16years working as a contract staff in a bank

You should have done a Bsc (even if it's part time) and then looked for a permanent role even if it meant crossing to another sector.

I think you got too comfortable and complacent during your time at the bank and you failed to develop yourself further career wise.

You could have done TOP professional courses such as ACCA or CFA.

On the contrary Dear, you are the one who reasons with your anus. While you adduced reasons while the refugees in IDP camps could look malnourished, even though those reasons still portray Buhari as a bad manager of human and material resources, you have failed to adduce reasons for the chibok Girls looking more well fed and nourished than even you.

ENIMONEY:
Nigerians can be really silly at times. You talk from the anus and never reason with your brains! Is it Buhari that syphons the foods and monies that ought to be for the IDP'S? Is he the one that sells the food coming from charities? You know how much is budgeted for them but doesn't get to them? So Buhari should leave aso Rock and be sharing rice for them abi? I repeat Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria.

Your monicker though. It's synonym should be unrepentant Zombie.

AntiWailer:
I dnt understand you.

Why talk as if they started it.

I have condemned the gagging of press in my first post saying it is not right.

What I dnt understand is why Wailers feels ending wailers form and somebody shouting dictator.

Govt that seized already printed newspaper and one that send a journalist out.

No be person marry Oshomole? lol. abeg na joke ooo

TinaAnita:
A woman actually fell in love and married this ugly thing? Chei

GloriaNinja:
CHAI, THIS IS WHY I HATE ANYTHING MARRIAGE, SEE HIS HEAD LIKE CONE, HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, HIS TYPE IS CAPABLE OF MURDER.

Waoo! You hate anything marriage simply because a man out of billions of men on earth, brutalised his wife? Are you for real? It may interest you to know that billions of women are enjoying and not enduring their marriage. Your prayers should be that God should lead you to the right person. However with this kind of mentality, you have got a lot of work to do.

Hmm. Kingtblakhoc must see this.

Common sense is scarce. Your oloso otobo was the first to drag her mother as an evidence of her false allegation. Now both her father and mother have denied her. Who are you zombies to pontificate?

AntiWailer:
Allow yourself to use your brain and don't be carried away by sentiments.


When 2 adults sleep together. Their mother can not verify if it is true or false.

Or u are not smart enough to know that ?


Everything can not be Fire, prayer. Try and use your common sense once in a while.

Even Thin Tall Tony that we saw in 69 position on live TV denied collecting BJJ

Well, it depends on your understanding of the word 'truth'. If somebody is making a claim and she cannot substantiate it, I do not see how can be regarded as truth. But, everybody has a right to believe whatever they wish to believe.

sweetgala:
The little information provided shows there is some elements of truth. Apostle Suleiman has an obligation to the public to denounce the issue in person

Nobody is infallible, including you. However, the burden of proof is on the accuser. Hers story is fragmented and disjointed. It lacks coherence with apparent external interference. How could you make such a weighty allegations against someone and claim your evidences are missing? You claimed you had an introduction and your own father denied it, you do not have pictures to back up your claims. She appear like someone of unstable character to me.

sweetgala:
Being gullible is actually dismissing the whole story absolutely. The Apostle is not infallible

Continue to celebrate ignorance. Body go tell you.

AntiWailer:
We are saying the same thing. It is me that you know but if it is not me. Carry your property.

Somebody who pray for someone and it did not come to pass, his curse will also be of no effects. And for your information, I have gone beyond that level in which you are operating. Who cares what you say? You? truth? do you know truth? is there any truth in you? You can deny yourself on social media, but we know you. We know who you are and we know your source. You cannot hide behind one finger

AntiWailer:
..and if i am not on the payroll of BMC. May you be jobless and beg for food for the rest of your life ? Just say Amen since you are sure.

Attack on my person will not stop the truth. You definitely have no idea. Go check history.

Bros, everyone on Nairaland knows that you and one other boy, Sarki, abi wetin be hin name are on the payroll of BMC. It is an open secret.

AntiWailer:
Try harder.

So they paid me so they can keep killing in Kaduna ?

Can't you see that you need to be on a brain improvement prescription ?

sure2:
Let me clear you guys even if the prophet had slept with The olosho She has no valid evidence her words did not add up apart from that the prophet can also hide under the canopy that this is happening cause he was against the Fed government as they had earlier Attacked him using DSS in summary the prophet have a lot of hiding place from the story the olosho has been saying I wish I competent court of law should handle this case and not this yeye court we have in nigeria

NB* for those saying the prophet should go ahead and sue the lady for libel personaly I dn't consider it wise enough when it's obvious you are fighting against government not and individual so they will still be the one to judge You at that same court so one needs to be wise

Good reasoning there. However, I thought the oloso claimed she had an introduction with the prophet, which was controverted by her father. How come she or nobody is talking about that again? How come she cannot produce pictures of the introduction?

With your HND, and work experience, you can do Masters directly in Sheffield Halam University, UK. You can also get 50% off their tution now.

Ephraimspy:
Thanks for your opening my topic and I believe my help has come! Now straight to the matter;

I have H.N.D with CGPA 2.78 whereas my N.D was 3.10 both in Mechanical Engineering (production option).

I have taken IELTS exam and passed it.

I have about 5 years working experience in my field (I have been employed since after my ND in 2010)

My question is, I have a chance to do my PGD in Nigeria with my CGPA in a Nigerian university (Michael Opkara University Of Agriculture is taking CGPA from 60%, mine is 69%) upon successful completion, CAN THE PGD GUARANTEE ME DIRECT ENTRY TO MASTERS COURSE ABROAD?
again,

I have currently met entry requirements for Degree course with my N.D (3.10) somehwere in Germany, is it wise to start afresh with my N.D and complete a university degree abroad then forge ahead from there?

Thirdly and most importantly, does anyone have any link or suggestion of schools abroad (Europe, Canada, America, Australia) where I can possibly do my PDG and forge ahead with my Msc afterwards?

I need your candid advise this time because I never had it earlier when I got admitted in UNN for Electrical Engineering 2007 but ditched it for the love of Mechanical Engineering without knowing HND is like a yoke!
My main aim is to do my masters abroad and possibly retire as a part time Lecturer cox I love to teach, though am an entrepreneur!

Epp me!!! Super mods, I really need this help, its taking my sleep away!
Thanks again!!!

But the Bank was accused of closing was Acess Bank now. How does it suddenly become Ecobank. Besides, even Zenith Bank that has direct problem with Fayose is still existing in Ado. Maybe you should go back to Ado-Ekiti and carry out a thorough investigation, this time with an open mind. Banks close their branches for a lot of reasons

Why some of una dey reason like person wey dem carry fufu full hm brain?

Cambridge asked Buhari to make s request to them if he is sure he has certificate, Buhari avoided them like a plague.

You are asking why his certificate was not an issue untill the last election. It is obvious you are ignorant of the fact that the electotal Act used in the last election was amended in 2011, now mandating evidence of qualification to be submitted. This is what opened Buhari' nyansh and that is stil because he is an illitrate.


Even if he has equivalence of PHD, as long as his SSCE on which he builds all those qualification is faulty, all of them are null and boid. In law, it is called 'ex nihilo, nihili fit' meaning you cannot build something on nothing.

You asking for pix of GEJ certicate is senseless, unreasonable and irrelevant because his certificate is not on trial. He did noy submit affidavit like Buhari.

Experience has taught me that those who support this Buhari certicate saga like this are either ilitrates, semi-illitrates or certificate forgers themselves.

APCmyheart:
Please where are the pictures of GEJ Certificates? Some of your just reason like dead brain human.. I wonder why PDP fail to as..k for his bi

thday certificate to be sure he was truly born nonsense and useless party with followers that
..


lack brain.

Alot of Buhari classmates are alive and also testify that they sat together for the Exam then still your likes is still looking for one yeye WAEC result.


http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/175408-i-sat-for-wasc-exams-alongside-buhari-others-justice-abdullahi.html

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/photos-buhari-receives-1953-classmates-daura/

your logic is faulty,

Buhari never claimed he had only primary school certificate or any other interpretation quoted by you.


Buhari claimed he has WASC 'which he claimed was with the millitary, deposing to affidavit"

Millitary claim they are not in pocession of his certificate (which makes his claim naturally a lie)-An act of corruption

Because the lie was made under oath, it becomes a crime called perjury.

If it is an ordinary person like you who did that, you will be trecking on the borderline of 14years imprisonment!

Even though, presenting his certificate now does not exhonerate him from the crime of perjury, it is expected of him to lay the matter to rest by writting cambridge to get his certificate owing to his 'toga' of 'integrity', up till now he has failed to do that despite all ourage.

when he was taken to court, he quickly hired 13 SANS to frustrate the case. Which one is easier-hiring SAN or writting Cambridge to get copy of certificate?

Buhari has a moral burden to come out clean on this serious reputational issue. If a man of his calibre cannot come out clean on a matter as simple as certificate, on what basis is he fighting corruption? There is no moral ground for it because he who comes to equity must come with clean hands.

I won't be surprised if that is why he cannot extend his anti-corruption stuff to members of his cabinet because most of them know the truth about his certificate. They know he is a bigger fraud than they are and it is like a case of 'psychological blackmail"

It is well with Nigeria

Omonigeriarere:
[b]I wanted to reply you in an abusive manner just to show you that you have no monopoly of it, but I have outgrown such stage because it is obvious you are not here to learn but to attack someone who has contrary opinion about the subject of discussion.

While admitting that your are still immature, please always ensure that you reply someone who ask your any question with a simple and straight-forward, and verifiable answer.


In Section 318(1) of the said constitution, it becomes crystal clear, upon a careful reading of the said Interpretation Section, that even persons whose educational qualifications are below the Secondary School Leaving Certificate/level and its equivalent are still qualified to contest election, if they possess the Primary Six School Leaving Certificate or its equivalent along with the other requirements listed under the said definition Section (Section 318(1)).

For the avoidance of doubt, Section 318(1) provides:

“School Certificate or its equivalent” means -

(a) A Secondary School Certificate or its equivalent, or Grade II Teacher’s Certificate, the City and Guilds Certificate; or

(b) Education up to Secondary School Certificate level; or

(c) Primary Six School Leaving Certificate or its equivalent and-

(i) service in the public or private sector in the Federation in any capacity acceptable to the Independent National Electoral Commission for a minimum of ten years, and

(ii) attendance at courses and training in such institutions as may be acceptable to the Independent National Electoral Commission for periods totaling up to a minimum of one year, and

(iii) The ability to read, write, understand and communicate in the English language to the satisfaction of the Independent National Electoral Commission; and

(d) Any other qualification acceptable by the Independent National Electoral Commission;”



This is the section of constitution where I got my facts from which I expect you to go back and verify instead of attacking me with abuse like an hungry lion.[/b]

When two idiots marry themselves, they will produce an slowpoke.

That guy is financially illlitrate

luvinhubby:
Vitalis, where did you stop your education, primary or commercial school?