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kingchukwudi:. If they won't flood it wit useless adverts and posts |
Monday60655:don't b surprised wen u hear they av an association. Nice village setting sha |
Because of sex. Ayam not understanding |
Love his songs. I Was in pry 3 during d ife modakeke war wen we cheoreographed his song.... I will follow u fir the rest of my life, tin,tin tin tin.... Beatin our pangolo drum. Now all schools cheoreographed sensless hip-hop beats |
losaries:at least you are not doubting. I'm also waiting |
losaries:u got home fast now. I arrived home 9pm. |
alaafyn:leave now if u av the opportunity . There is always dis traffic jam u can't predict on oyo.... ogbomosho axis. . From ibadan to ogbomosho is like 3hrs if dia is no hold up. Take care |
topygel12:. 45mins |
alaafyn:in ogbomosho presently |
alaafyn:yeah me too.. I don't av my original first degrees certificate.... Bt I'm goin anyways. Ibadan to ilorin should b 3hrs max. |
olawooro:...... Hi guys I received both email and sms. Tanks. Pls I want to ask wat can we expect from the interview, like questions to b asked |
Phunkie15:Yes .... I applied for administrative Assistant under the registry department. I also got d msg. Dis afternoon |
Yes .... I applied for administrative Assistant under the registry department. I also got d msg. Dis afternoon |
Pls this is long ooooo B4 I got married the marriage counselor asked me a question...... Will u b able to cope with ur husband coming on weekends alone? Den obviously and still in love..I just smiled and like d church girl I am and said....God will help me. Two weeks after the wedding poposhinshin boo went to work and it was just me in a two bedroom apartment lonely,bored, out of touch with my friends, sometimes scared at night. It's wasn't easy cos I had to find new hobbies... Reading, writing, sewing, even the gym. I started soaking mysef in these hobbies and I no longer call him like 10times B4 noon. To cut d long story short we lost dat spark in our marriage until we went back to the basics..... As a stay at home mom... Kids can wear u out esp the 1_4yrs of age, especially the only boys crew....they test u, they hit u, strecth u to the max. Sometimes I let my kid wreck all d havoc she could den clean up after. Sometimes I lock her up in d room and cry in d palour hoping my husband was here...... I too use to give excuses like I'm tired pls who won't. Fridays r d worst for mother's with no help. Take a look at me and some Nigerian women fridays........ Takin d kids to school, rush to d market, take Dem from school, make sure they r not hitting themselves on the head with remote control or playing one stupid game called.... Pinch me once I'll pinch u five times... Go to d kitchen and start cooking cos u want him to eat his food fresh and hot and nt some refrigerated stuff. Den he comes u get him his shower, he eats and watches TV, plays with d kids, bribe Dem wit gifts, u wash the plates,, try and get the kids to bed.... The stubborn ones will make u run marathon B4 dey sleep.....some will ask for cold tea, B4 u r back he has slept off...... I always back my 2yr old baby B4 she fit sleep. Now after all dat I silently go to d bedroom and lay down.... U will now come and b bringing one hand...... Ko ni funny oooo. Pls who wont be tired..... Sometimes I don't eat on Friday evenings. I will advice u to try dese steps 1.... Wen u r around on weekends do something like... Bathe the kids, do little laundy, even cook u won't die now. 2......talk... Ask her about the week, any challenges. 3....... U av to seduce ur wife.... Speak dirty, appreciate her in bed...make sure she is satisfied also, don't just shoot ur stuff and sleep off. She may want more 4...... Try and come home on Thursday or very early on Friday.... Bring gifts not just for d kids but also for her...... 5...... Pray together, ask abt her dreams and goals, while u r pursuing URS make sure hers doesn't fizzle out..... 6..... Stay home one weekends.... Don't go visiting friends using d whole day dia. I pray tyns will go back to normal for u. Now I look forward to our weekend sex cos it's always gbagam!!!!! Now we do some styles and he will ask.... Is dis even godly?.... My friend carry on, u know wetin d pastor and in wife dey do...... Send d kids out tell Dem to go and play wit ur family friends.... Give Dem cookies dey love it....winks..... |
1Sharon:oh I c. Neva worked on my child |
Y oyibo like to put pacifier for their picking mouth sef. Let d baby bable or blabber ... Which ever. Buh I love dat may d song dat was banned can't remember d title |
But, how do they feel comfortable with all dese clothes dat exposes their thighs and breasts. Dey look like over stuffed naija meat pies |
iSlayer:....@neededgist nd islayer wen i was in jss1 on our first nyt after d orientation week. Durin d camp fire d labour prefect boy told us a story abt a big black bird dat hovers around d girls hostel waitin to carry anyone who flaunts the 10:00pm lite out rule. (d story was a lie of cuz.) bt unfortunately it rained dat nyt nd we all woke up to a black bird who culdnt move ryt in d middle of d girls quadrangle. Am over 26 yrs now i stil believed dat shit story. Mayb i wil even tel it to my kids to scare dem. pwmpuad ij |
PotatoSalad:u r ryt sha to an extent. Although i watch a lot of horror movies too. BT y is majorly used buy witches. |
ayourbamie:i hate seeing dis bird. Gives me goose bumps weneva i see it. Its too black. Despite d white neck |
Oluwasaeon:yes ooo i buy dat food tire wen i was pregnant. Ah gud old shaki, edo and fuku. Lol |
Guruindahouse:smh 4ur imagination. It means unprepared nd unrelaxed vjaaz |
Guruindahouse:Gbam! U cant put a rushy d...k in a nervous vajy. Its nt gud. |
i once worked as a stylist for a woman her husband lives outside d country and comes like 4times in a year. She is always up tight, frownin and strict even wen we make good sales. Suddenly she started bein nice, buyin us lunch and tips. One day while she was abt to drop me off at wy junction i jvst asked her..... Oga are u avin an affair? She just smiled nd winked. So to answer ur question... We get happy or just glow. Dats d word we glow. PS.. im a certified and experienced fashion designer |
hello.... anyone here......pls i need help in cuttin d back train of a bridesmaids dress. i mean d elongated part at the back. |
femi4:everyone is nt an addict onisekuse omo kekere |
how come he went bald. ftc |
BlueAir:dat rests with her lawyer and d judge oook |
Hahjascho:stupid phcn no let me finish d film. btw who laced her with d thunderbolt. |
TroubleMaker47:yea there are..... bt nothing works better dan sucking it out. as far as i am concerned |
BlueAir:nt necessary? which public...... d ones dat will say... y dnt u allow him ir d police dat will take u to another room and do unnecesary tyns to u all in d name of evidence? i've u ever been raped or being a viictim of attempted rape? if no i i will understand dis comment. infact let me jst stop. im taking anger management class |

