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Fhemmmy: You see wetin in UK dey enjoy?
Canadians and Americans no fit try am . . . . Lol

o boy!na nawao! i will try it and see how it works, if my (onyibo) mrs no begin suspect say i dey go chase naija girls

Fhemmmy: OK, was asking cos some people from UK even go Nija for a party over the weekend and come back to UK for work on Monday in UK

really? hows that possible? weekend in naija.. might have to try that

pslm23: I haven't been to Nigeria in 4 years. it's sad that the last 2 times i went was to bury my dad and mom For my dad's burial i spent a total of 3 weeks...(the funeral lasted a whole 2 weeks!! haba! and the deceased family are required to be there at all times....! For my mom, i only spent 10 days in the East because i didn't have enough vacation and personal days left.
I would just love to visit and spend like 15 days not for funeral or wedding or naming ceremony, but just to hang out with my family and friends, drink tea from mai shayi, eat suya, eat mamput, eat correct home made bitterleaf soup, ukazi soup, beans and plantain, rice and stew, jellof rice, akara, moi moi, ijebu bread (and chew stone in the process )......hmmmm! I'm seriously homesick oh! but by God's grace, Naija will feel my footprint come December!
Travelling home can be fun but at the back of your mind you're also praying that armed robbers won't attack you, or you won't fall into the hands of trigger happy policement looking for "kola", or you won't have accident, or plane won't fall on your house while you're in it, or boko haram won't decide to visit your neighborhood or even that snake won't bite you, etc....

sorry for your lose.. anyway carefull with all this foods wey you mention say you want to it wen you go naija, i just come back from naija last easter all the akpu,ogiri,moimoi,akara,e.t.c wey i eat still dey purge my belle up till today

when i was living with my uncle in peckam one evening as i went out side the front garden with a big black bag full of rubbish i was going to throw in the bin outside,a young looking guy came up to me with some thing that looked like a ten inch screwdriver and threatned to stab me,unless i handed over the bag, i quikly handed him the bag,later i heard rumours that it was a mistaking identity apparently he thought it was a bag full of ganja not knowing it was a bag full of dog shit and rotten fish and all kinda house hold rubbish

coogar: the story is fake....

yep! the fakest story ever

Goldieluks:

and your point is?

Akpu.Nku:
Poster can u hear your self ? Una don't know the medicine to take after the sharks yet u guys know the road to abortion center, nonsense

agreed!! if you dont want to get burned dont go near fire.

IF THERE IS ANYTHING LIKE LOVE..I DONT BELEIVE IN IT..and you certainly do not have no love in you or love anybody but your self, if you are capable of FOUR ABORTIONS

jevic: Wetin be ML320 when people de drive rolls royce phantom for naija here. Come to think of it,are you sure you get the car you just mentioned?

whats the problem with driving an ML320, you obviously think anyone driving an ML320 could not afford a ROLL ROYCE its all about choice, besides you have to start from some were,and some people chose to start from ML320 and oh! i have two ML320 and and other cars which i wont mention what type of cars they are,because i dont need to proof to you.. though is nit?

i think the ML320 is a good car for naija roads i ve got one myself i shipped from the UK since 2008 its still doing fine although its 05 model, ML320 is a very good car, i liked it so much i bought another one a ML320 4MATIC 2011 model, the only problem is i spend a lot of money on petrol

listen to some people on here..it makes the sex better? i could never hit a woman..not matter what

listen to some people on here..it makes the sex better, i could never hit a woman..not matter what

the guy in all white and a silly jacket looks like he is in some kinda washing powder(OMO)advert

Miss EZ: They said celebs, but not sure who half of these people are.

I think most of them would look nicer wearing styles sown with our beautiful traditional fabrics. for instance methinks Sasha's outfit was simple but still classy compared to some of the evening gowns these ladies are wearing. Fashion is such that adire and ankara can be used to even sew those styles. Another thing is these ladies need to learn to dress their body types. Just cos A wore something doesnt mean that B should wear it too

I have noticed a shift in what is considered beautiful in African setting. Unfortunately we are using the western ideal to judge our own African body which is an entirely different make up. Yes people should keep in shape and not be obese, but to insult someones appearance because they are curvy is just low. I think that if someone dresses appropriately for their body type then that person should be commended. After all we see much smaller people wearing stuff that does nothing to compliment their figures. Let us learn to respect and appreciate ourselves and our bodies, and stop imposing the ideals of other culture on our own.

TRUE TALK! AGREE 200%

nigerian women very ugly, very scary looking women, will give me nightmare, with their fake hairs is there not one woman in nigeria with real hair?!!! and the men look like something from papa ajasco comic book, are these people for real?

dolwell@yahoo:
did I say anything about his opinion? I only expressed my opinion, I dnt see why it should be paining anyone.. Provided you feel you are not part of it. What I know is tht it is good to be rich. Poverty is not from God, I believe everyone on this forum likes to be rich, if you feel someone is getting his wealth tru deceiving pple, it is just ur opinion nothing more. You can't stop it, you can't do anything abt it. Men simply hate what they cannot conquer.

so your idea of accquiring wealth is by deceiving your fellow human beings,if you beleif that why have you not opened up your own church? after all its very easy to manipulate nigerians especially when you mention GOD,

dolwell@yahoo:
bros why is it paining you now? Did they use your money to build it? Or is a university to big for God to build?

just because they didnt use his money to build it, does not mean he shouldnt have an opinion on it

alj harem: we are talking of rubbles from the crash, others are complaining about human remains, silly dumb sentimental mentality. Maybe we should bury the rubbles then, tell me the difference

Even worse some are thinking those people remains would be used for road construction. Of course if there is blood on the raod people would complain not to talk of human remains.

A better suggestion would be to use the rubbles to build a monument for the people that died as a form of remembrance.

Rubbles would serve us NO GOOD and certainly would erode away. What remains the the things we did due to the event that happened.

How the rubbles (without human remains) should even be a subject of discussion.

i suggest the only way you can get people to see what you are trying to say is maybe you should put up a post on here about investigation, why did it happen and solution to the plane crashes, thus more important

i agree, i think the reason you are been misunderstood is because at moment we are commenting on the rubbles shanenegan which i also think is less rellevant than the prevention of future crashes because by prevention we wont have more rubbles next time

alj harem: That is my point, if we do not investigate, at least do policies to prevent such from happening.

3 days before the crash, a Nigerian airplane kill a lot of Ghanians as well

We forgot about that, is it not time to start asking why do Nigerian plans keep crashing ?

alj harem: SMH maybe some of you would eat the rubbles

Instead of asking questions which is more of a pressing issue, you are talking about rubbles

Why did the plane crash

What can we do to prevent it from occurring next time

How do we honour the dead

These are the questions you all are meant to be asking, not rubbles

i can understand your point i am also in support of prevention, but since when? has any thing been investigated or inquired into in nigeria without corruption even this rubbles issue they will still do what they like regardless of what people think or say i dont think the GOVT cares, as long as it didnt happen to them

good idea let him use it to fill his back yard, instead of puting innocent residence of the area at risk contamination

Beaf: What has Aso Rock got to do with Lagos states affairs? Take them to Fashola at Alausa. Afterall, it is Fashola 's people spreading the remains of the dead on Lagos state roads for people to drive on.

Arosa: even a bush man knows that this act is wrong.

o! yes oo! my broda bush man thinks its violetion of the human right of the dead people and the people living around the crash area, why dont they take the rubbles to aso rock?

oh! hell!! no!! what the f;;;k is wrong wih this naigerians, 200 people died in a crash now they want to kill another 300 people with epidemic, shame on nigerian GOVT.. is this what human beings in nigeria has been reduced to?

maybe young girls shouldnt be sleeping around, then they wont get pregnant!! if you are young enough to have sex, you are young enough to get pregnant!! full stop!

yea! right! pay tax to help me? i dont think so, because the legislooters will steal all the taxes, were are all the taxes nigerians ve been paying for the last 50 years since independence?

Hoodrat: This is a perfect example why Nigeria refused to progress as a nation. Do you understand if you help a brother to go about starting the business you invested into will end up paying tax that will benefit nigeria? This is main reason why black nation fail for we are too self centered. What europeans wouldn't do if everyone see the world in your u and your folks perspective the computer you are using won't be available to you even if you are as rich as bill gate. Nigerians are the problem of nigeria.

my landlord dont treat me any how....because i am the landlord

Fhemmmy: Sometimes could be dangerous oh

true talk

Fhemmmy: That is a common thing in Nigeria and this just prove my point why i think people are funny when all of a sudden they wanna contact me to come and make millions, cos most Nigerians will never show you where they making money if they are truly making money . . .

i kinda agree but its no problem for me giving out bizness infor,they may make money out of it or not. good luck to them but i dont want to lose my own contact because of them, i ve been advised not to

for every body who is intrested in the metal/copper business, the reasons that i ve not share this infor. is my partners do not want me to, for me no problem but they said NO! am sorry if i ve led you guys on, but i ve got your maill addresses for future biznes, make una no vex abeg

mbatuku2: can u send me details on this. I think I might be interested. nusdog2001@yahoo.com

no prob. might need more than 500k for metal and copper business export to china and europe

Nonso Chris: Bush Man pls i'm interested in this,i've been looking for a way to do it. My email is chris4christ24@yahoo.co.uk

no problem. but i forgot to mention that you might need more than 500k for metal and copper buisiness export to china and europe

igbo would rather die for their spare parts and electronic shops,in the north i used to think that igbos are clever.obviously not!if they are dying uneccersarily, if this was me i will go back to the east at the first sign of trouble, i am not going to die for 30 million naira