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Politics / Re: Call Tinubu Like Jonathan Did To Buhari, Ohanaeze Tells Atiku, Obi by byteem: 8:40pm On Oct 27, 2023
LeoDeKing:

What do you mean by "our nation"?

You and who?

Is it that all along, you thought the election is about biafuro presidency?

Una don win abi what's all the fight for again ..
Politics / Re: How People React To Supreme Court Judgement, The Judiciary Have Failed Nigerians by byteem: 7:10pm On Oct 27, 2023
PoliteActivist:
He won the election. He is a crook but he actually won the election.
His being a moderate moslem from SW sealed the deal. Just as if Obi were an Igbo moslem he'd have won too

See brain massive IQ on u .. ur reasoning is another level .. chilai see brain ..
Politics / Re: Nigerian Economy To Bounce Back Soon, Says President Tinubu by byteem: 7:06am On Oct 26, 2023
LeoDeKing:
The first step in solving a problem is to accept its existence. PBAT is very much aware the economy is ailing and he is not feigning ignorance of it.

The next best step is identifying the problem. Tinubu knows where the problem is and he has said it.

But some lunatics are more interested in the country failing than their mothers giving birth to children with brains.

That is why whenever a technological break through is recorded in China or US, they start screaming Tinubu like some lunatics that they are. Ask the same idiot if he knows the physics of semiconductor devices, he starts looking at you like a confused monkey. Yet, Tinubu is the reason he can't fix a damaged bulb in his burrow.

God bless PBAT
God bless VP Shettima
God bless the 5 (five) geopolitical zones of Nigeria.

It's going to 2500 una never see anything
Food / Re: Nagiko Threatened To Kidnap & Kill Me Over Erisco Tomato Review - Chioma Egodi by byteem: 9:02pm On Oct 23, 2023
DesChyko:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSGsiRfVwn4?si=am37adPl_U9qzLex

In a 10-minute video shared with Sahara Reporters, Chioma Egodi, (who gave a negative review of Nagiko paste which she used, one of Erisco's tomato products in the market), shared the threat to life, made to her by the company boss.

In the video, she also shared how she was detained and released on the grounds that she signed a pre-prepared letter under duress, as against her own statement of what really happened, as the only condition with which she would be released.

Under pressure from everyone, including her husband, she had to sign that letter and spent some time in the hospital recuperating, before she went back home.

Welcome to Nigeria the mafia state

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas, Israeli Troops Clash In Gaza Ahead Of War’s ‘next Stage’ by byteem: 11:02am On Oct 23, 2023
DropsMic:
Land grabbers

When there’s a conflict anywhere, any country you see the US and UK supporting, just know that they are the aggressors

You killed and butchered first and danced for joy.. now Israeli the aggressors .. na so ..we know history and we know who the real land grabbers are so go read your history .. as far back as thousands of years that land had been home to the Jews then the ottomans conquest came and Arabs raided Jerusalem and suddenly settlors and invaders are now called land owners .. why do u think the Egyptians do not want to associate with all that nonsense.. they know the truth .. they know the real invaders ..

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: I’m Receiving Death Threats – BBNaija’s Phyna Cries Out by byteem: 7:35am On Oct 21, 2023
Yugoslavia247:
Clout chasing at the highest.

Davido does not know you.

Who wan threaten this wan.

Not everyone watches BBN same as not everyone watches football.

Madam quit the clout chasing.

Nawa ooo.

I honestly don't know this girl .. but I have been hearing all these noise for some days now .. is she another baby mama or baby mama wannabe.. who is she abeg

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Politics / Re: Why Governor Akeredolu Is Working From Ibadan – Ondo Government by byteem: 7:14am On Oct 18, 2023
illicit:
So of all the houses in Akure, no one is big enough to accommodate him

As in this people and the childish lies .. very juvenile .. even if you want lie at least lie well naaa

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza Baptist Hospital Blast From Palestine Rockets, Not Ours - Israel Military by byteem: 11:24pm On Oct 17, 2023
MS247:
cool





Shameless jews

A land without Oil and Gas

A Land without Gold

A land without Coal deposits

A land without Uranium, Lithium or cobalt

A semi desert with poor agricultural yeild

They have literally fought and killed themselves from the days of Solomon, David, Moses, Adolf Hitler and PM Netayahun over a tiny piece of shitty land with horrible weather and poor soil texture



.

Did u even read .. hamas killed their own people and now blaming someone else
Politics / Re: How 50 Hardened Criminals Were Converted To Police Constables In Kano by byteem: 11:22pm On Oct 17, 2023
dre11:


https://dailypost.ng/2023/10/17/how-50-hardened-criminals-were-converted-to-police-constables-in-kano/

One day these ones will become CP of states or even IGP .. it will shock u how rapid their promotion go be
Politics / Re: Over 70% Of Africa Nations More Peaceful Than US, Says Peacepro by byteem: 4:02am On Oct 16, 2023
Tinubustar:
And they'll be claiming to make peace between others when they are no better!!😡😒

Ignorance is a disease.. all u ostriches
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Resumes Water Supply To Southern Gaza After U.S. Pressure by byteem: 3:49am On Oct 16, 2023
Kenosky1:
They restored water to Gaza without electricity supply even to the water station. How will they pump the water and distribute to the city. Israel is actually dealing with the terrorist and destroying their capacity to ever attack them again. Iran and Hamas underestimated the response that will come from Israel, the plan was as usual to hide among civilians. cry

What is worse than a terrorist.. an entitled terrorist..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Resumes Water Supply To Southern Gaza After U.S. Pressure by byteem: 3:47am On Oct 16, 2023
Dittodat:
The hypocrisy of the US govt has been totally exposed.
It's was wrong for Russia to that to Ukraine but ok for Israel. Hypocrites.
They finally gave in after the world exposed thr Hypocrites.
Biden can forget getting any vote from my family.

Ignorance is a disease
Politics / Re: Tinubu Accused Atiku Of Certificate Forgery In Supreme Court-People Gazette by byteem: 11:19am On Oct 15, 2023
Naija2023:
Atiku also used fake primary, secondary school certificates to run for president, Tinubu tells Supreme Court

President Bola Tinubu has levelled serious allegations of identity fraud and forgery against his primary opponent, Atiku Abubakar, in an attempt to punch holes in the PDP candidate’s appeal to have him disqualified at the Supreme Court.

According to Mr Tinubu’s counter affidavit filed at the apex court on October 12, and seen by Peoples Gazette, the Nigerian leader accused Mr Abubakar of submitting fake credentials to A electoral commission, A, in that he bore “Atiku Kojoli” on his primary school certificate and “Siddiq Abubakar” on his 1965 West African School Certificate and General Certificate of Examination (WASSCE).

While The Gazette had previously reported a change of name affidavit showing that Mr Abubakar in August 1973 legally regularised his name from Siddiq Abubakar to Atiku Abubakar, there is no clear explanation for the other name, “Atiku Kojoli.”


Mr Tinubu contends that there is no guarantee that Mr Abubakar was the man he claimed to be because of the inconsistencies in the names on his primary and secondary school certificates.

“It is the 1st appellant’s acclaimed primary school certificate bearing the name “Atiku Kojoli” and his purported 1965 West African School Certificate and General Certificate of Examination bearing the name “Siddiq Abubakar” (as opposed to the name “Atiku Abubakar”, which he claims to Nigerians and INEC to be his) that are yet to be explained by Jeda Primary School Adamawa (which he claimed to have attended), the University of Cambridge Local Examinations Syndicate, West African Examination Council or such other credible institution with the capacity to so do,” asserted Mr Tinubu in his counter affidavit submitted to the senior court on October 12 at 4:42 p.m.

“Now shown to me, attached hereto and marked as Exhibit 9, is a copy of the said Siddiq Abubakar’s 1965 West African School Certificate and General Certificate of Examination, submitted by the 1st appellant,” the president added.

https://gazettengr.com/atiku-also-used-fake-primary-secondary-school-certificates-to-run-for-president-tinubu-tells-supreme-court/

So let's summarize the defence to a forgery allegation in a fictional country called Alutanation.. ..

My Lord he claims I forged well he forged too so if you disqualify me he too must be disqualified
.. I am not the only one that forged here so while you are determining my fate as to my claims that I attended a secondary school that was yet to be founded as the time I attended or that I have a right to design a ceremonial certificate pending when I get my original from school or whether what is submitted to Aluta nation electoral commission ANEC was forged or that I was a girl or guy or that I actually graduated based on my available transcript..

My lord while your are deciding whether to even accept to consider all this new evidence .. please note that this my accuser who went to ends of the earth to uncover what i tried to hide all these years, this man accusing me of all this forgery also forged too

.. see my lord I have proof . his name is different in all the schools he attended hos primary school secondary and university names all show different names..


so it doesn't matter that he has verifiable primary schools class mates or proven secondary school records or university degree that's not the issue my Lord his name is different and though a simple affidavit can show clear this and though I have no proof from schools like he did in my case to show that he forged .. the bottom.line which my Lord you have to note is that we both forged .. so he who is without sin should cast the first stone .if I am guilty then he is also guilty my lord.

Based on this submission please dismiss his forgery allegations against me on the strength of the fact that we are both forgers my lord ..

I rest my Lord

Ruling ..
As you have requested this case is dismissed for lack of evidence ..and all that nonsense they brought from Bihagu cannot be seen by this court, it's Inconsequential .. it does not matter that we removed a govr back then over discrepancy in the name of his deputy, see that was then .. this is now .. it does not matter what the act or constitution of Alutannation says .. we can amend the constitution of Alutannation with our pen and ruling .. the law is what the we say it is .. that's the power of the judicairy, we have the power to do and undo and if you don't like it go to court ..the appeal is summarily dismissed .. JDM till 2031 if you don't like go back to court you will meet us here.. if God wills it.

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Religion / Re: Fr Paul Obayi "Okunerere" Announces He Is Leaving The Catholic Church by byteem: 11:00am On Oct 15, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:


I was a Christian before and a titled one in the past.

I have read both books and know the truth!

You know the problem with people like you? You have never read the Quran.


And Google is your friend! Islam is the fastest growing religion!


Delusion .. delusion . Delusion delusions of a demented mind..
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah: 80% Of Igbo Derive Their Wealth From Tinubu’s Legacy In Lagos by byteem: 12:46pm On Oct 13, 2023

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Politics / Re: Obi’s Names On NYSC, UNN Certificates Are Different - Arabambi (Apapa Faction) by byteem: 9:46pm On Oct 12, 2023
Ttipsy:
Clearly Apapa is Agbado member


The sad part is they are not even hiding it.. Shameless

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Crime / Re: As A Smart Driver, What Will You Do? by byteem: 11:10am On Oct 11, 2023
Akinzo2121:
Let's see smart drivers.


Spikes are face down by the right so
Go right and step on it
Politics / Re: FG No Longer Paying Subsidy On Petroleum Products - Kyari by byteem: 4:42am On Oct 10, 2023
ceejay80s:
Time to bomb some fuel stations like Israel is doing Palestine

Retailers are not ur problem they are at the bottom of the pecking order.. NNPCl and the oil cabal now that's another school for. Another day.. They have something on tinubu of not I don't see why that kyari is still there
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Wike Hit Out At EU Over Report by byteem: 4:35am On Oct 10, 2023
Racoon:
Who would have ever thought that a time would come that Nigerian politicians would be this hardened and devilish?

And so brazen.. Una never see anything
Business / Re: Ladipo Market Remains Closed – Lagos Govt Clarifies by byteem: 4:32am On Oct 10, 2023
Rolings:


Keep quiet. Hypocrite.

It's only igbos that want to insult you and don't want you to insult them back.....who be mumu

You people insult Yorubas and PBAT all day because you lost election and you expect yorubas to keep quiet.? No now, we no dey fear you

As long as igbos decide they want to be MAD....ALL OF US GO DEY MAD TOGETHER.

Igbos don't have monopoly of foolishness and Madness and since their foolishness and Madness is affecting our lives we either give up on them or join in their madness.....and since they are an insignificant dot in a circle...we won't stand by and allow them use their foolishness affect us. So we all go dey mad and foolish together

Oga did u even read the message before u stared abusing again.. Take a. Chill pill 💊 .. And ask yourself Why you are so bitter and who is your real. Enemy is.. Think use that head of urs.. Think.
Business / Re: Ladipo Market Remains Closed – Lagos Govt Clarifies by byteem: 4:24am On Oct 10, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Ladipo market remains closed – Lagos govt clarifies
9th October 2023





https://punchng.com/ladipo-market-remains-closed-lagos-govt-clarifies/



Sadly i am in support of Lagos State on this one those guys want to turn that place to a cesspit.. Like terrible cesspit.. They have zero sense of higeine despite the roads done they still junk the place.. If the put half as much energy as they put into collecting their money and organising themselves into cleaning that place it could be better.. It's a sorry state.. But then we know the sad part also is that for lagos state it's simply about money .. It's not about commitment to. Environment not need to clean the place or protect against disease or sort simply put their money never complete at the end of the day it's all about revenue.. Once they pay govt will open it.. Lagos like ladipo has also become a cesspit for corruption... But alas they will hide it all under tribal. Sentiments.. Gawd I. Miss Nigeria of the 80's and 90's .. The is version of Nigeria is just messed up

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Foreign Affairs / Re: What We Will Do To Hamas Will Be Remembered For Generations To Come - Netanyahu by byteem: 4:11am On Oct 10, 2023
marenx:
A christian doesn't speak like that.

Well News flash isrealis are not Christians so they don't believe in turning the other cheek.. It's blood for. Blood.. War for war.. You kill one they kill a thousand.. That's their modus operandi

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Tinubu And His Coursemates In CSU by byteem: 11:14pm On Oct 09, 2023
BreconHills:


E take e easy.

The first picture No 1 is Tinubu with his course mates who presented him with a plaque.

The second picture is Tinubu with the plaque AND his cabinet members who were in attendance.

Ko le rara

Baba don dey do damage control since 1999 carry all. Commissioners for photo ops
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Ignored Repeated Warnings Of ‘Something Big’- Egypt Intelligence Official by byteem: 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2023
CoronaVirusPro:
They were counting on Iron Dome, not knowing the flaws has been sold out! grin grin grin

Keep smiling.. Na ur type go soon dey shout genocide
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Travels In Presidential Jet To Watch Polo Tournament In Kano. by byteem: 2:25pm On Oct 09, 2023
naptu2:


https://saharareporters.com/2023/10/09/president-tinubus-son-seyi-and-friends-travel-presidential-jet-watch-polo-tournament


Story story storeeeyyy .. its called bad precedence. if someone did it before and got away with it .. it most likely going to become a norm... bad precedence drives this country... Everyone be trying to break the horrible records of their predecessors or set their own.. in a country where impunity is the order of the day .. this one is small .... una never see anything .. just dey play
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Cuts Off Electricity, Food, lay Complete Siege On Gaza. Bombings Continue by byteem: 12:33pm On Oct 09, 2023
gentleguy1975:
The verse you quoted is for Muslims to defend themselves,all the wars fought in the prophet lifetime were defensive and the evidence abound in the Quran,if you need those verses, I will list them out

Keep deceiving yourself.. Defensive indeed is that the lie the fed you with..
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Certificate: Setting The Records Straight - Tunde Rahman by byteem: 8:09am On Oct 09, 2023
jogojogo:

What could the ibo race muster apart from human eating and cannibalism of the highest order and drug pushing accross the whole of Asia where not less than 500 of your youth have been executed and imprisoned. No race on the World rival this record
Leave Tinubu alone, he is not the reason you guys are backward and crime laded

If you have guts point your trigger to the real neck presser stop shouting the igbos did did the igbo did that..and masterbating with Obi name.. It's Atiku and the North that's pressing your neck..face them.. But no you won't, you can't dare, we know u don't gave the guts ..sissys. Think have u heard any Northernmost person or politician or even critic speak in favour of tinubu in all this certificate crap.. No they have been quiet.. Neck pressing with finesse but who are you kicking in your last desperate gasp for air.. Igbo and Obi

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Politics / Re: Chicago University: Remove Tinubu Or Apologize To Mmesoma – Aisha Yesufu by byteem: 8:00am On Oct 09, 2023
Urheadmaster:
Free Palestinians.


Free Palestinians


Free Palestinians


Free Palestinians



Free Palestinians

Now it'
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Bombs Hamas Sites Hidden In Mosques – Rt.com by byteem: 11:16am On Oct 08, 2023
Jaybuoy:
Whichever way this goes, Israel would be at the losing end of this particular phase of the conflict.

If senior military officers have been captured, as touted, Israel will have no option but to negotiate prisoner swaps.

Either way, this crises will continue for another 100 years.

U think isreal is as diplomatic as Us.. Those prisoners are expandable in fact isreal will eliminate them. By themselves just to make sure those terrorist don't use them as bargaining chips.. U think they survived this long surrounded by enemies by being sisssys.. Isreal is brutal..

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Politics / Re: NNPC GMD Awards Control Of Nigeria’s Pipelines To Northern Oil ‘Cabal’ - Gazette by byteem: 11:12am On Oct 08, 2023
Killerofpigs:
NNPC GMD quietly awards control of Nigeria’s pipelines to Northern oil ‘cabal’


Industry professionals criticized the contract award, asserting it was too much power for any retail business to wield over the nation.

Mele Kyari, Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Limited has stealthily awarded juicy rehabilitation contracts of the nation’s pipelines to four oil companies that include two downstream retailers, a move that is tantamount to handing the retailers control of the pipelines at the risk of exploiting other retail outlets and Nigerians at large.

Oilserv Limited, A.A RANO Nigeria Limited, Macready Oil & Gas Service Company Limited, and MRS Oil Nigeria Plc were the four companies awarded the lucrative contracts of maintaining the country’s pipelines to fast track the flow of crude oil to refineries and transport its byproducts back to the country.

Speculations are rife that the Northern cabal is still in charge of the nation’s petroleum sector, despite Muhammadu Buhari’s nepotistic presidency having ended since May, because A.A.Rano Nigeria Limited and MRS Oil Nigeria Plc, two retail businesses owned by two northerners, Auwalu Rano and Sayyu Dantata, respectively, got the highly coveted contracts.


The NNPC GMD has frequently given the two aforementioned businesses, which are mostly merchants of petroleum products, preferential treatment. One such instance was in 2021 when they were both selected for the crude-for-fuel swap contracts to cater to the nation’s motor and jet fuel needs.

But the latest pipeline contracts awarded to the two companies are validating speculations that the Northern cabal is still very much active even after Mr Buhari’s exit.

The contracts were issued on a LOT basis, with MRS Oil securing the juiciest and LOT 4, that oversees depots in the South-West comprising Mosimi–Ore Products Pipeline (151.3km), Ibadan depot, Ilorin depot, Ibadan-Ilorin Products Pipeline (168.9km), Atlas Cove–Mosimi/Satellite Products Pipeline (72.8km), Mosimi depot, Mosimi–Ibadan Products Pipeline (79.1km), Atlas Cove depot and Satellite depot.

A.A Rano won the bid for LOT 2, which gives the retail outlet control of the South-South region, and comprises the Escravos–Warri Crude Oil Pipeline (60km), Warri-Benin Products Pipeline (90km), Benin-Ore Products Pipeline (110km), Warri Depot, Benin Depot and Ore Depot.

Critics say the move was another means for the North to maintain its tight grip on power because it gives them the ability to decide the fate of Nigerians, especially in the event of a supply crisis or shortage, choosing to serve themselves first, fix the market price, handpick their favourite retail outlets to dispense fuel and shun those not in their good graces, regardless of the implications, which include regions of the country not getting enough fuel.

Industry professionals criticised the contract award, asserting it was too much power for any retail business to wield over the nation and that it would inevitably backfire sooner or later.

Kelvin Atafiri, CEO of Cavazanni Human Capital Limited, confirmed the fears of Nigerians that MRS Oil now exerts a significant influence in the nation’s South-West region where it can decide not to serve dissenting outlets with fuel and fix a price citizens will pay through the nose to purchase.

“LOT 4 is a fairly well-developed market with NNPC already incurring the capital cost for infrastructure before transferring to the preferred winner. From a competitive point of view, it gives the winner an advantage compared to others,” Mr Atafiri told Business Day.

The hushed manner in which the contracts were given out further cemented claims that the cabal was still conducting its usual operations, albeit in stealth.

NNPC, in 2022, publicly defended its decision to pay N48 billion to ex-militant Government Ekpemupolo, popularly called Tompolo, to protect the nation’s pipeline from vandals over a 24 month period but has so far remained silent on the awarding of pipeline contracts to A.A. Rano and MRS Oil.

The State House did not immediately respond to enquiry as to whether President Bola Tinubu, who serves as the nation’s petroleum minister, was aware of the hushed contracts that were being cornered by A.A. Rano and MRS Oil.

Mr Kyari, the NNPC boss, did not return comments as well on the matter.

https://gazettengr.com/nnpc-gmd-quietly-awards-control-of-nigerias-pipelines-to-northern-oil-cabal/

What do thes guys have on Tinubu
. Why is this man still GMD.. This is d most important role in Nigeria after chief of defence staff .. Why is the guy still there

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Should Return Hidden Millions In British Virgin Island To Nigeria by byteem: 11:52am On Oct 07, 2023
kanupapilo:
Peter Obi Should Return Hidden Millions In British Virgin Island. Anambra and other states need the money for development, instead of it been hidden in his daughter name in the tax haven.

He needs to also show the audit trail to Anambra state residents the money did not emanate from the state or local government treasury he controlled during his eight year tenure.

Atiku is holding and squeezing your balls but you keep shouting Obi. I don't gerrit

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