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Politics / Re: Tinubu: APC Presidential Rally In Ogun State (Pictures) by byteem: 3:12pm On Jan 25, 2023
shuttox:
It must be always rented crowd
Your people are not happy with you

I will repeat it again Peter obi will share 50 50 with Tinubu in the south west
Go and Mark it

Dont mind dem
Politics / Re: Tinubu: APC Presidential Rally In Ogun State (Pictures) by byteem: 3:09pm On Jan 25, 2023
oyin44:
God is great....

This is massive ...

tinubu 's oppositions should forget all the whole state in south west plus kogi, kwara kano, kaduna bornu, zamfara,Niger

At least, For now..

See dreamers
Religion / Re: Have You Noticed All The Women Accusing Suleiman Are Into Acting/showbiz? by byteem: 4:47am On Jan 24, 2023
If people could afford to pay a kill squad to clean up this man then is it an actress they cannot pay to deliver on a badly written script... Truth is there is more to this and indeed Apostle Suleiman has the answers.. he knows his enemies
Religion / Re: Have You Noticed All The Women Accusing Suleiman Are Into Acting/showbiz? by byteem: 4:44am On Jan 24, 2023
AndroBlaze:


Oga, I am sure you are one of those fake men that have not had more women than the fingers on your right hand.

For true "guymen" we all have type, whether its physical or behavioural. Even your Trump only dates/marries models and beauty queens, is his own a lie too?? Practically all the women your Apostle has cancelled are similar, thats what has given him away.

Also, you can choose to forget the claim that he was sleeping with his assistant pastors wife, who looks so much like Otobo that only a fool will not know that baba belongs to the streets.

If that badly written script and poorly delivered acting fooled people like u then they can say their scheme was successful..
Education / Re: LASU Lists 15 Unwanted Dressing Styles Among Students On Campus by byteem: 5:06pm On Jan 23, 2023
dre11:
•To sanction defaulters, they include wearing transparent dresses, mini and skimpy skirts/dresses, and…



https://tribuneonlineng.com/lasu-lists-15-unwanted-dressing-styles-on-campus/


VERY WELCOME .. PLEASE CAN IT GO FEDERAL
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Titans (BBTitans) 2023: Live Updates Thread by byteem: 11:18pm On Jan 21, 2023
Not intrested ..
Politics / Re: Why Osibanjo Not Participating In Tinubu’s Rallies – APC by byteem: 1:22pm On Jan 21, 2023
Is it by force
Politics / Re: LASG Reverse Itself On Filling Stations Operating Between 9am And 4pm by byteem: 9:50pm On Jan 20, 2023
aycorporat:
The initial intention was good as these fuelling stations cause untold hardship like North West fuelling Station at VGC, Total at Baba Adisa Lekki Epe Expressway, and some others thereby making vehicular movements tedious.

In all, the Federal Government needs to resolve this fuel issue particularly at a time elections is getting close.



The stations are not the ones causing hardship its desperate Nigerians who need to get fuel.. and most wont just be orderly

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Politics / Re: Jackson Ude To Keyamo: Explain Why Tinubu Paid $4million In A Cocaine City by byteem: 3:07pm On Jan 19, 2023
The first thing BAT will do if he wins by any chance will be to remove Buba Marwa from NDLEA.. that guy is bad for business

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Politics / Re: Kwara Rally: Chop Alone, You Die Alone. It's Tinubu's Turn To Chop - Lalong by byteem: 10:30pm On Jan 17, 2023
juman:
All the leading candidates have blemish.
If you desire "clean" candidate, look toward smaller party.

Console ur self
Politics / Re: Kwara Rally: Chop Alone, You Die Alone. It's Tinubu's Turn To Chop - Lalong by byteem: 10:29pm On Jan 17, 2023
[quote author=juman post=120134215]APC will win all states in north central.
All states.[/quote

Keep dreaming
Politics / Re: Kwara Rally: Chop Alone, You Die Alone. It's Tinubu's Turn To Chop - Lalong by byteem: 10:29pm On Jan 17, 2023
lhordspy:
Bloody liar. After this Election, i will make sure some of you rot in prison for misinformation and trying to mislead the public. Some of you will eat watery beans in prison till your stomach cant take it anymore.

Explaining the meaning of Emilokan in his own understanding, What Lalong said was: " If you do good, you receive good. If you chop alone, you die alone. Asiwaju has done good. So it is his turn to Chop (receive good) too" .

He was reffering to the number of people Tinubu helped both financially and career wise. It means Tinubu helped lot of people, it is his turn to receive back the favour.



Chief interpreter who wants to put people in prison .. keep interpreting .. his words are clear and concise .. why do u feel the need to help him clarify what we all heard .. the bros said chop.. u said help.. well we have heard let our PVC decide.. clownish

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Travel / Re: All Flights across The US Grounded Due To Computer Outage by byteem: 2:15pm On Jan 11, 2023
Soulvein:
This is the one of the major cons of technology. Just a single glitch and the entire system breaks down. Still, it is the best thing that has happened to the human race over the past 20 centuries.

They told you it as a glitch.. am sure its way more than just a glitch..its probably a national security issue

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Politics / Re: The Meaning Of ' Gazelle Gagaraga ' (Explained) by byteem: 11:33pm On Jan 06, 2023
lhordspy:
Gazettengr.com was where the news of supposedly Tinubu's gaffee emanatted from before been spread like wildfire by people who only takes pleasure in making mockery of the APC presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

According to their report, it reads "Yahoo boys’ in local parlance means internet fraudsters but The Gazette could not immediately find the meaning of the terminology gazelle gagaraga, despite searches in major dictionaries and thesaurus."

The news here: https://www.nairaland.com/7511552/gazelle-gagaraga-tinubu-suffers-gaffe

But what Gazettengr failed to understand is that there is no stated rules or law that you must communicate with words from 'major dictionaries or thesaurus' in political rallies.

The meaning of gazelle gagaraga
There is what we call gara gara in yoruba. It means unstable or unsettled. Same as the pidgin slang 'gragra' .

We also have the word gagara (ga-ga-ra) or gagaraga (gaga-raga) used by Tinubu which means boastful, pompous, inflated, proud, made, self-important, domineering, pendantic, or magniloquence.

The south-westerners can relate; the yorubas to be specific. There is a street word: Igara (I-gara) which is derive from or shortform of gagara or gagaraga it also means boastful, inflated, proud etc. (as aforementioned)

We normally use it like 'Igara chicken': Which translate to boastful empty chicken which is only covered by plenty feathers.

Or 'Igara iceblock' which means boastful or proud iceblock which will only end up as water.
These words are local street words or slangs.

Gazelle
A gazelle is one of many antelope species in the genus Gazella. With a horn, Gazelles are known as swift animals.

when we use the word gazelle to refer to person or group of people. It means Proud person, something that dont stay one place easily, something that changes location swiftly. Reason why when we say someone is growing gazelle horn ' it means the person is becoming proud"


So Tinubu saying he is going to “turn so called yahoo yahoo boys into in manufacturing and creation of than being gazelle gagaraga.”

Means he is going to change them from a boastful proud unsettled yahoo-yahoo boys to a product manufacturer and an intelligent creator.

Living and learning, dont be always quick to criticise or make fun of what you dont know.

See joker
Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Reacts As Man Expresses His Hate For Nigerian Police Force by byteem: 8:10am On Jan 06, 2023
[quote author=Wickedfacts post=119749662]My guy had an accident. Car somersaulted and flipped severally. He was lucky to be alive. In the process of the accident, he damaged 1 streetlight. Police towed the car to the station and arrested him for damage of public property. They didn't take him to the hospital. I personally begged on behalf of the guy cos it was in the evening, the female IPO didn't listen. She wanted bribe. Eventually, the guy paid and we took him to the hospital.

Following week, we went to the LG Secretariat around. They connected us with those in charge and eventually didn't collect a kobo to replace the streetlight, they even commiserated with my friend.



[/quote.

Thats savage

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Reacts As Man Expresses His Hate For Nigerian Police Force by byteem: 8:09am On Jan 06, 2023
Wickedfacts:
My guy had an accident. Car somersaulted and flipped severally. He was lucky to be alive. In the process of the accident, he damaged 1 streetlight. Police towed the car to the station and arrested him for damage of public property. They didn't take him to the hospital. I personally begged on behalf of the guy cos it was in the evening, the female IPO didn't listen. She wanted bribe. Eventually, the guy paid and we took him to the hospital.

Following week, we went to the LG Secretariat around. They connected us with those in charge and eventually didn't collect a kobo to replace the streetlight, they even commiserated with my friend.

Thats savage

Crime / Re: Haraj: Saudi Arabian App Where Maids Are Trafficked And Sold To Wealthy Saudis by byteem: 2:10pm On Jan 05, 2023
Gentledizzle:
Arabs likes Slavery, they still leave in the past selling Humans as commodities. I have read about this story around a year or 2 years about this particular app. And this happened to a Nigerian Lady who was sold in Kuwait.


If its europe or us .. they wont let us hear word they will be shouting racism.. oya shout .. rhe arabs are more created the word racism after them is asians.. but u cant blame them the black race appears cursed
Crime / Re: Ike Okolo, President-General Of Obosi Shot Dead (Graphic Pics, Video) by byteem: 7:27am On Jan 04, 2023
baretalk:
Keep calling them freedom fighters .

Freedom fighters indeed .. let them continue burying their head in sand like ostrich.. cery sad.. they keep blaming politicians .. or fulani or Buhari.. they refuse to accept the simple truth..and take responsibility .. this cancer was always there .. for some reason they were always curtailed.. but now all is let loose . Let them keep killing themselves .. it's just sad

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Politics / Re: House Of Ebubeagu Commander Burnt, Wife Killed In Ebonyi by byteem: 6:14pm On Jan 01, 2023
TinubuDeDrugLor:


May your prayers be answered upon your head and your family. May your tribe be annihilated as you wish on the Igbo's.

May your light be darkened and your bread be taken away from you.

Why are u swearing
.. you are the ones who chose to kill yourselves and turn your rivers to pools of blood .. no one but you and your people are responsible for this.. in other areas u say hostiles came in to commit havoc.. in igbo land its the igbo killing themselves.. it beats me.. dont swear.. for the guy who is just catching cruise .. swear for your brothers who have decided to unleash death on your land
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Star, Ifuennada Poses Topless (Pictures) by byteem: 9:05am On Dec 31, 2022
There is more to this .. its like a form of initiation into some female cult or sort.. she did tbe pictures.. yes.. but her body.language speaks volume. Like if this is what it takes so be it...like she was forced or coerced or yes mandated.. mandated thats a better one

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Family / Re: My Mom Just Rejected My Girlfriend's Gifts by byteem: 10:42am On Dec 25, 2022
Supreme145:
So I've been dating this lady since early this year and everything has been going on smoothly, in fact I even had to tell my mom about her, the first time I would talk to my mother about a lady, but she sounded not too pleased about the lady. Someone she hasn't even met physically.

I've two younger sisters between aged 17 and 15, I didn't like the way they were dressed the last time I visited home so I always try to send them a token every month end to get new cloths. This Xmas I have a lot on my table and have been brainstorming on how to structure my expenses.

My babe is an only child and a fashion freak so she has loads of cloths in her wardrobe. She offered to give some to my sisters without me even asking. She gave me over 30 different pieces of cloths, and bought an ayaya gown or whatever its called for my mom worth around 15k. This is a student that doesn't even have a reliable means of income and I don't give her much. She opened up that she has been saving to get my mom a gift.

I called my mom this morning to tell her that I would be sending the cloths over with some other stuffs I bought for them and she outrightly rejected the girl's gifts citing spiritual reasons that she cant accept gifts from someone she doesn't know. She even accused the girl of trying to pressure me into marriage by pretending to love my family.

I am 30 years old and have dated countless ladies and none has showed genuine concern towards my family like this particular one. It would be so heart breaking to tell her that my mom rejected her gifts knowing how she enthusiastic she was gathering those items.

Sometimes I get tired of my moms spirituality, she's not considering that my sisters even need those items. Those cloths worth over 50k even as second hand materials. I don't understand why she would dislike someone she hasn't even met before.

How do I handle this situation, I don't know what to do with these items, I can't return it to my girlfriend cos it will really hurt her.

Give it time..Guy it was rude for you to allow your girlfriend send gifts to your siblings not to talk of your mum when they have not met or even have a relationship with her.. dont sell your family cheap . .. thats what a reasonably sound mum with self respect will do.. so dont build castles around it.. if your girlfriend doesnt understand that then she needs to grow up.. may be you need to be more mature about your affairs too .. you shouldn't have let that happen..maybe when they know her and develop a relationship with her then the gifts and all can come but never before.. it reeks of desperation.. apologise to mummy and your siblings and take the blame .. say it was all your idea.. and shield her .. be the fall guy for this fkup and give a chance for her to grow into you family if you realy like her and want to take that relationship a step further

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Politics / Re: Rufai Oseni Reacts To APC's Alleged Sack Calls To The Owner Of Arise TV by byteem: 6:57pm On Dec 13, 2022
fuckJones:
this is the real definition of structure, APC government controlling your boss

They dont. Control.nada
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Administration Has Saved Nigerians From Hunger - Lai Mohammed by byteem: 6:48pm On Dec 08, 2022
Business / Re: New Bank Promoters Must Disclose Sources Of Fund – CBN by byteem: 12:29pm On Dec 08, 2022
ijustdey:


https://leadership.ng/new-bank-promoters-must-disclose-sources-of-fund-cbn/

I am not getting so they were disclosing before now.. naija we hail thee
Politics / Re: APC Women's Wing Hold Rally At Onikan Stadium, Lagos by byteem: 4:22pm On Dec 07, 2022
See the real market women it's clear they are in bondage if you don't attend you pay a fine and your shop is locked .. you must mark attendance with your unit head ..most of these women will prefer to be elsewhere,.,. they are not even paid; like most others .. market women are mandated to show up if you don't its an offense and you get punished with a fine or your shop is locked.
Politics / Re: Pro-G5 Comments: SSS Grills CJN Ariwoola, other Justices demand Resignation - PG by byteem: 3:41pm On Dec 06, 2022
leave him alone.. in a country where the CBN gov is a bold card-carrying member of a party.. please let him be

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Eats, Dances After Chatham House Performance (Video) by byteem: 6:44am On Dec 06, 2022
Ahmed0336:
Most comments on the net regarding BAT performance are false.

Not until I watched it, going by the comments here I would have concluded that BAT performed woefully.

Fear who no fear ipods undecided

Please by all means .. watch it and while you are at ot be blind deaf and dumb too .. thats what it takes to support this madness ..
Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Battle Weary, Already Showing Signs Of Frustration - Keyamo by byteem: 6:42am On Dec 06, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
This is political salvo wink

These guys have tremenduous stamina but it is just the fact that a tree does not make a forest.

Asiwaju will eventually be the winner and last man standing in the election even before February.

Who is the tree here . Someone who cannot even answer simple questions.. what a country .. what a joke
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Why I Delegated El-Rufai, Others To Answer Questions At Chatham House by byteem: 8:56pm On Dec 05, 2022
mrvitalis:
This can only make sense to urchins

because what can be more insulting than this

As in see cruise .. these guys are jokers .. what a disgrace .. no shame.

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Travel / Re: Traffic Advisory: PDP Campaign Rally Holds At TBS In Lagos Today. by byteem: 5:56am On Dec 05, 2022
inoki247:
Campaign on Monday wey people suppose go work we are really enjoying in this part of the world....


Cause you can decide not to go to work and still get paid.....


These people are mad.. as in mad gan.. momday morning
Politics / Re: The Experience 17: Peter Obi Recognized At The Experience 2022 Lagos (video) by byteem: 7:12am On Dec 03, 2022
lhordspy:
I knew it. I said yesterday on a thread that this man will go there.

This bigot of a man is trying to use religion to attain his unrealistic ambition.

Thunder that will fire u is still.loading .. who is the bigot..

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Politics / Re: Obi And His Obidient Supporters Are Pretending To Be Angry Youths - Keyamo by byteem: 3:59pm On Dec 01, 2022
can someone please tell this man that there is life after 2022.... history never forgets .. and sure doesn't forgive.. history is a very bitter woman

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