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oh boy, the title has gone explicit. hmm ... well i'm still waiting for more. other nigerian dishes are welcome also. thanx.

angel, try abeg. emm, chillin ... see ya head.

Scorpio:
wonna know y i'm mad right now? damn hormones make me upset

ah! u say? https://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6298/susp.gif

thanx a bunch i owe u one.

thanx a lot snazz. u single?
but err ... pity i don't eat fish (in any form) at all. my bad . but oh yes i eat anything fried (but fish). thanx anyways.

i'm guessing the other NL chics can't cook.
prove me wrong. https://img519.imageshack.us/img519/1855/waiting.gif

rub it in. i don't have time for a girl now. besides the good cooks are already taken

Emergency! I Need Recipes

oya oh. my dear NL chics (if any one of you has got time), i've been eating lots of crap recently. now i need recipes

yes, i can't cook. i'm disastrous in the kitchen but desperate times call for desperate y'know .... so how can i cook:
1. stew?
2. spaghetti?
3. beans
3. chicken?

ps: i don't eat boiled meat.

regards,
a desperate c0dec

guy ... there are plenty multi-platform java apps out there.

hey nprime ... u interest me

nah havent seen them. i'm not in Nigeria now.  my homies

well my stuff isn't web but ... for now ... http://under.re-construction. [they are all incomplete and need to be optimized  ]

yo, i woulda showed you my stuff but most of it is either buggy or incomplete. bah 

yes i kind of agree i notice it sometimes. but the fact is some of the new guys yarn dust that's worth ignoring.
a good way would be to follow the thread and pick on someone's post if you want feedback.

up eagles!

White lady:
I'll like to meet
Whiteshark/c0dec- they have a very good sense of humor. They make me laugh often.

would like to meet you too, i'm curious to know if you're actually white.

whatever happens ... it won't be bad.

but that's not free

i heard while NL was down, our queen, Hot-angel, drifted off to www.naijaryders.com. tsk tsk

BSD isn't that bad. Try Slackware. Its the closest to BSD.

Steps:

1. Take pride in your appearance. Realize you only have one chance to make a good first impression.
ok
2. Appeal to all her senses through your sensuous voice, fragrance, clothing and appearance.
what? no be by force oh
3. Give her a reason to think about you. Wear a masculine fragrance that haunts her memory, tasteful clothes that she yearns to touch, a smile that she can't get out of her mind.
yarns! utter BS
4. Flirt with her by sending silent signals of your interest through subtle body language.
fo sheezy
5. Treat her like she's the center of your world. Focus your full attention on her and block out distractions.
do this and you're doomed.
6. Listen intently to what she has to say, and respond with respect for her opinions.
do the opposite
7. Ask about her interests, her work and her hobbies. Pay attention to the details.
thats on the first date only
8. Be honest and sincere. Keep your promises. Call if you say you're going to call. Show up at the time you say you're going to arrive. Don't make idle promises that you have no intention of keeping.
u shouldn't even make promises in the first place
9. Let her know you're different from other men. Emphasize your originality through your personality, intelligence and behavior. Don't pretend you're anyone other than yourself.
ok
10. Refrain from boasting, particularly about your past triumphs with other women.
it's alright to boast if u mix it with some humor (cocky & funny)
11. Leave a little something to the imagination. Don't bare all or tell all immediately. An air of mystery can be provocative and appealing to a woman.
100% agreed.
Tips:

Your appearance and body language may catch her attention, but it takes personality and charm to sustain a woman's interest.

IAH:
All women are attracted to powerful and popular men. There's no denying that fact! And No, I'm not speaking for myself only!

i was just about to say that

nice one

of course u can.

A girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye

- Big L [No Endz, No Skinz]

oasis:
Unfortunately, you're a rookie in the world of web engineering. Nothing on my webpages are there by accident. They're either for human consumption, or for search engine optimization. SEO is a completely foreign term to most webbies. Until you can build websites with search engines in mind, you're just a kid playing with a toy.

i think kris is refering to design not engineering. and to be honest, first time i checked out www.oasisoflove.com, i don't think i spent up to 15 seconds on it. too much colours are poor? way too much info thrown at me at the same time. the back-end might be solid but the front-end looks way amateur.

www.sexynaija.com on the hand may not be as properly engineered but i'm sure people actually spend more time on the site. it looks more professional.

this is an un-biased view. any neutral would agree with me. no need for beefing here - you guys should encourage one another.

i think this is his emphasis here.

"oasis":
No dissin meant! I'm hear to spread love! Well the site i'm talking about will not really be about finding clients.
But just something by us for us. Just a place to chill at, compete and by so doing we get better at what we do

play nice.

omo thanks for the analysis cos i haven't really had time to follow the tournament.

up eagles!

i'm not gonna say anything .....

oasis:
Your site www.christopherkalu.com for example is not search engine friendly at all. Type the following into google, and you'd see that your website is not indexed.

site:www.christopherkalu.com

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=www.christopherkalu.com&btnG=Search&meta=
or do you mean something else?

well ... i think he's referring to designers not coders.

i figured. u won't remember me but i met you once. i was with tech's bro, shane. he's always looking up to you . nice sites you've got. keep it up man.

hey kris? are u a friend of illalliance?