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My dear, leaving for Nigeria is no reason to miss your naira friends. It's not like the internet is inaccessible from Nigeria.

There is no sure "formula" coded way to make man/woman happy.  Y'all need to quit with the retarded checklists.

Happiness is a relative term.

Poster, your woman is quite wicked.  Yes your conerns are highly justified.  You are pro life.  Yes you should be bothered if your significant other once killed a growing baby in her womb. 

She lied to you.  Yeah, a lie by omission is still a lie. 
She interrogated and fished for the dirty secrets in your life, hoping to find something to possibly help her feel less guilty about what she's done.  Luckily for you, she found nothing to incriminate you (being the saint that you are /sarcasm), and felt even more guilty for not telling you about her abortion.

You are probably thinking she is callous for hiding something that serious from you until you fell in love with her.  Imagine how many more secrets she could possibly be hiding from you.

Main thing is, she should have told you as soon as you two became serious.  Maybe she did not tell you because she knew how you would feel about it, or was afraid of losing you.  What you should do now is to sit down and really assess the situation very well.  Find out the scenario surrounding the abortion. Her reason(s) for doing it might give you some peace of mind or help you two move on from it. It could have been a traumatic experience for her. I know I wouldn't want to relive an experience like that.  This is your chance to let her know that she can tell you pretty much anything.  Most girls love having a partner they can confide in.  It makes them feel safe and loved.
She is the lone star that can help you best deal with this right now.  Please do have a serious talk with her.  Tell her how you feel.

I know you are hurt but if you can, forgive her.

goyin,

need a good title from youtube. don't recommend a play with fadeyi oloro and abija o. prefer something from the city.

Look at this irresponsible son of a monkey.

Seth Cohen:
@big bumper

Madam, why is my name there? Have i spoken to you before or you see me posting anyhow on the romance threads or abusing anyone? Whats all this nonsense? Thats how you people like to cause wahala when there is none. Please remove my name there because i am not finding this funny remotely one bit.

Besides have we spoken before or communicated before you stated my name there? Please respect your self unless i will be forced to say some unpleasant things to you which wouldnt augur well with me

Fire!

You know, such is life. Shit happens. Now you just gotta pick up the remainder and run away.

In fluid mechanics what is a vortex?


Calculate the vorticity w = curl V
Given V = u[b]i[/b] + v[b]j[/b]
where u = 6xy and v = 3y

This thread still dey?

N2A is too much of a christian to be adventurous in bed. Abi you want to sleep with a man who says "thank you father", "glory be to you o lord" after the deed is done?

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816226#msg3816226 date=1241383056]You and who? [/quote]What is your own?  You should not be complaining.  I am only managing you for the time being, until a miracle inflates my sweet cherry's rusty boobs.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816219#msg3816219 date=1241382900]make I no even start on your own middle stick.

That thing wey never rise without Viagra nko? [/quote]It gets the job done good baby.  You can sample it on demand.  I would take you on a sexual high to paradise.  You would love every minute of it and thirst for more.

That girl could never have possibly liked you deeply. She is head over heels in lust with me. If she does get with you she would cheat on you with me.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3816193#msg3816193 date=1241382584]dem defy gravity alright.
see as how gravity no fit get power to bring your melons back up again. [/quote]Lmao.  25 year old beauty with granny chestnuts. lol.  This gravity na terrible thing o.

[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=268267.msg3816190#msg3816190 date=1241382454]I can see the green-eyed monster is at work Shey na ya own two agbalumos/melons he dey see wey he dey can messiah, wait till he sees mine, he will relay the vital statistics back to you by speaking in tongues cos they defy grafity and are just simply out of this world [/quote]Mmm I have always loved water melons.  Baby, as long as you didn't compensate for them by scraping off some of the akara from the from the ass department, my pool stick will be waiting for action.

Letting go after 30 seconds?      

Hearing a girl bitch because you refuse to bust and her jaws hurt from deep Drinking you so much means nothing these days I guess.

Women. . .
Never satisfied.

You go short they complain
You go long they complain

Pancakes? LMAOOO  

I guess topup is the safest bet.  That girl is such an angel.

I am very quiet. I wonder if I was born that way.
My gragra was a sight to behold when I was younger, but now I am a very quiet gentleman. What happened to me?

[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=268267.msg3816122#msg3816122 date=1241381451]Shior, I say I like bad boys, this one is showing his hand Let me go and modify my top 3 romantic poster sef

1) Adam Broody
2) Seth Cohen
3) Jack Tweed
4) Tumfulu[/quote]Look at this tarantula.  You keep putting up a front.  If I had the golden chance to put you on the game, i would have you catching feelings in no time.

Your head is not correct.  Who dash monkey banana.  I say I don't want again.  If you know how huge my sex drive is, you would beg to marry me on the spot.  The mandingo department is not lacking in size either.

big bumper, nothing turns me on more than that big bumper wey you carry for your backyard.  My inquiring mind can only begin to wonder how superceptional our sex life would be.  The only way it can become a reality is if we lock in and do something about it.

Pangolo's chest messiahs are beginning to droop.  I need something new and refreshing.

Rolling on the floor.  O ba di e nla.  I don't like this game you are playing but I like your style.  Have you girls stopped to imagine your life with me in it?  How sweet it would be.  I am a true family man.  I love and respect my women and would do whatever is possible in my man-made power to treat them like queens.  Just think about it.  I know the thoughts are already flowing through your minds.

What if asterisks were a coverup for topup? .

The name that actually crossed my mind while I typed that up there was SeanT, the Liberian pride.

Yes, I would very much prefer an undefiled bunny. Virgin woman is much better than gold and silver.

Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind getting a load of big bumper. She is a handful but . . . I would love the challenge. Nothing beats conquering a woman's wall of defense.

Toyin,
Awon ti o nse e ti ya were.

Mmhmm I can already picture you on your knees begging for it. It is quite the turn on.

***** is such a darling.  The girl is ambitious.   The girl has that aura of elegance.  The girl is glowing. In fact I would want to date her. She seems like a keeper.

Ti won ba bi e da. I will make sure I stuff my boot down your you know what if you dare try it.
They don't call me ominikun for no reason.

lol pangolo cigar, ma bo o. wa gba abere ajesara e. the needle is erect and waiting.

o se ya ashewo bai na? don't make me come after you o, because i will ransack you.
maa lo e jigbijigbi.

Ahhhh dearly beloveds.

I can't do without my Tilapia eja aro, tayetus, panla, and eja gbigbe
i don't want ori eja o. give me iru ati arin.

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=268267.msg3815954#msg3815954 date=1241378138]rotflmao.

Good to see you 2.

Keep them all But H202 seems promising. Strong waist [/quote]Won fi se e ni? Don't make me summon my female companion to deal with you this morning.