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Career › Re: Realities Of Retirement. by calcal: 12:44am On May 09, 2021
You are talking of retirement when most people in the zoo are jobless and homeless

we need to first liberate ourselves first and plan how to build a better country then retirement will come along.


oluade11:
REALITIES OF RETIREMENT

1) You are no longer popular in your office.
2) Avoid going to your former office without invitation. Where it's absolutely necessary inform an officer of your visit so that you can be received.
3) Know that not everyone liked you while at work & now have an opportunity to snob you.
4) Keep in touch with your coursemates as you grow in retirement because some Pharaohs in Egypt may not know your Joseph.
5) Attend celebration of coursemates. Its always a reunion with lots of fun.
6) Only a few of the people you assisted (including family members) will come around to see you often.To others you have nothing to offer.
7)Plan your days & follow your plan. Sometimes when you look at your uniform with all the medals, you have a feeling of emptiness. Get yourself occupied.
cool Traveling is great, visit places of interest and enjoy your travels.
9) Eat right, enjoy your meals but down excessive sugar, salt, fats and oils.
10) Do your medical check-up even when you feel healthy.
Enjoy your retirement.

NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

Build your own house where you will live in your old age.
Build businesses that will feed you in your old age.

Create conveniences that will engage you in your old age.

Build friendship and goodwill that will serve you in your old age.

Right now, start to be relevant in your mosque or Church and community so you could be reckoned with in your old age.

* Old age could be very lonely and agonising for men who did not plan for it.
* May you not become a liability on your children in your old age.
* May your children not wish you an early death when they can't manage you again in your old age.

An old age without penny in your pocket is a slow, agonising death sentence!

Be warned now...!
There are three categories of people you cannot do without as we are growing older, your family, people in your place of worship and childhood friends, who include your Old School mates.

Friends, take it or live it, at 60 and above, loneliness kills because the children you are working hard for now will go their way to raise their own immediate families and pursue their own destinies, just as we did now. At that time it's these people in these 3- categories that take away loneliness and keep your company.

At 50 years and above, you have 10 to 15 years of active working life.

Respect friendship and value relationship.
Politics › Re: Soldier Leaks Shoot-At-Sight Order, Advises Orlu Residents To Relocate - SR by calcal: 11:34pm On May 08, 2021
Vickym1:
Boko haram and fulani are in the northern region causing so much mayhem and soldiers are in South East chasing shadows.. What a world we live in
THE OIL
Education › Re: 1st Class in Maths: Maniru Ibrahim Gets N9.2bn Scholarship For PhD In Ireland by calcal: 11:29pm On May 08, 2021
Congratulation, study well and help your Nation.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: Lagos Completed 1,097 School Projects In Two Years by calcal: 7:55pm On May 08, 2021
Sanwo-olu is lying or he cannot differentiate between repairs and projects.

are you telling me that within 2 years he built over 1000 schools?

He is a fraud person.
Education › Re: Afe Babalola University Student Beats Up Female Lecturer (Video) by calcal: 7:23pm On May 08, 2021
Why should the teacher force him to put on his tie? the teacher deserves beating jor.

The way we are taking university education in this Africa is not understandable.

A university is just a place to have some training within few years and get out, nothing special about it.

Gift52:
Afe babalola University male student beats up female lecturer of same institution, seen holding him in this video.

His reason was that the teacher forced him to put on his tie

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XA8iRs2HbM
Politics › Re: ASR Africa Provides ₦5 Billion Health And Social Development Grant To Akwa Ibom by calcal: 3:38pm On May 08, 2021
Ozinlex:
Good CSR (corporate social responsibility) from him to my State as we hope to host his refinery, fertiliser plant and other yet to be revealed investment in AkwaIbom
Check how much Akwa Ibom is contributing to the federation, check how much oil income coming from Akwa Ibom yearly.
Fulani milking you of your oil resources, raping, killing your mother, sister, aunt and you are here happy to receive part of your money as a donation from them.

You better wake up.
Politics › Re: Rivers Police Commissioner, Eboka Friday Confirms The Killing Of Seven Policemen by calcal: 3:27pm On May 08, 2021
Brexxit:
grin

When they finish killing all the police officers I wonder where those ibos cheering them will run to when arm robbers and kidnappers start dealing with them.

I wonder who are the advisers to this ESN/ipob organization.
Don't worry about that.

"When they finish killing all the police officers" Some of the members of the ESN/IPOB will take up the police and military job in the new Nation
Politics › Re: Insecurity: US Won’t Relocate Africa Command To Nigeria, Pentagon Replies Buhari by calcal: 12:06pm On May 08, 2021
The US empire won't help the Fulani to fight the Yoruba and Biafra Nation if that is the purpose of the invitation.

Let's check history:

1. Years ago, Britain came in, helped the Fulani to fight the rest and recognized the Sultan of Sokoto
2. 1970 Russia came in, helped the Fulani to suppress Biafra while Yoruba elites remain slave to the Fulani
3. Again, Fulani invited America to fight against the Yoruba and Biafra.

Wake up guys the plan is not to fight bandits and Boko Haram.

Remember, Bandits and Boko Haram are their children, no parents will want to kill his/her blood.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Much Can I Use To Start Selling Fried Yam And Potatoes By The Roadside by calcal: 12:02am On May 08, 2021
That's good, start from somewhere and gradually make it big.

My mother sells akara to build a house in Lagos but she is illiterate.
Business › Re: Fire Engulfs A Warehouse At Gishiri, Abuja (Photos) by calcal: 11:16am On May 07, 2021
donsharwama:
All these Mods on nairaland should reduce the amount of bad news u pple move to fp everyday na.....it's becoming too much.

Everywhere disaster, abeg make una calm down.

Move something better to fp abeg
We need to be honest and let people know what's going.

Great job NL
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills Five Soldiers, 15 Civilian JTF Members In Ajiri, Borno State by calcal: 11:10am On May 07, 2021
744 war-front (battlespace) waiting for the zoo, coming gradually.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Siblings For Internet Fraud In Lagos by calcal: 12:42am On May 07, 2021
This is a violation of human rights, you arrest them, display their photos online while they are still innocent.
Travel › Re: Ghana Expelled 541 Nigerians & They Were Abandoned At The Nigerian Embassy by calcal: 12:35am On May 07, 2021
Again, education without history is of no value.

In 1984 Buhari was the head of state that deported Ghanaians, most of them were dumped at the Benin Republic border without food.

The ZOO military confiscates their properties, raped the women, and kills some.

Very unfortunate that the youths are being punished for the atrocity of the old fools



Daveambition:
Her country no honour it citizen, even neighboring countries no value us. We are not recognize as sane humans. Imagine Togo,Cameron,Ghana,Benin Republic etc labelling us evil. Buhari make we kuku split this con3 nau, i beg U.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Friend Is Confused by calcal: 12:16am On May 07, 2021
If you bi Aboki stay in your country.
Business › Re: Kairo Market In Oshodi On Fire (photos) by calcal: 12:15am On May 07, 2021
Na Tinubu boys set the market on fire to claim ownership of the land.
Education › Re: The Ridiculous Fees On Rivers State University Portal by calcal: 12:56am On May 06, 2021
With all the oil in your state, you need to free yaself.
Politics › Re: Olusegun Bamgbose On Greenfield: We’ll Shut Down Aso Rock If Students Are Killed by calcal: 12:50am On May 06, 2021
Empty threat. go sidown
Crime › Re: Parent Of Afaka Student: Gumi Linked Us To Someone Who Collected N800k From Us by calcal: 12:46am On May 06, 2021
500 000 000 / 29 = 17 241 379 per head

Minimum wage: 30 000 / month
Yearly: 12 * 30 000 = 360 000

Number of years to work out the money: 17 241 379 / 360 000 = 48 years with NO food
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: If Nigeria Breaks Up, Minority Groups Will Be Exterminated by calcal: 12:19am On May 06, 2021
He is protecting his oil block for his children

When the country divides, he and his family will be the losser. The oil blocks will return to the owner and those that play active roles now will control the businesses.


eritrea population 2020: 3,546,421 people
Politics › Re: What Happens When The Federal Government Declares A State Of Emergency? by calcal: 11:24am On May 05, 2021
Rossinkup:
It will lead to greater military presence on the streets.

I also have it on good authority that the military is in a big recruitment drive right now, to significantly boost its numbers in the face of current security challenges.

So if you're looking for work, this is probably a good time to hand in your application to join the military.
They are recruiting northerners to fight the Oduduwas and Biafrans boys
Nairaland General › Re: What Advise Do You Have For Those That Just Clocked 20 by calcal: 12:24am On May 05, 2021
Stay away from girls, your time will come. Although I started @ 16 grin
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Kidnapping, Banditry Not Federal Offences In Nigeria by calcal: 11:53pm On May 04, 2021
"Banditry is a type of organized crime committed by outlaws typically involving the threat or use of violence. A person who engages in banditry is known as a bandit and primarily commits crimes such as extortion, robbery, and murder, either as an individual or in groups"

We need to visit the criminal code
Politics › Re: Security Forces Uncover Insurgents’ Plot To Infiltrate Abuja by calcal: 12:13am On May 04, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked





Na wa, what will Akpan not see inside the kitchen?

Job-hunters are running to Abuja.
Contract chasers are running to Abuja.
Ashaawos are running to Abuja,
Politicians are leaving their States and running to Abuja.
Diplomats are running to Abuja.

Now even Boko Haram wants to leave Sambisa and run to Abuja.
They are getting closer. We need them to take care of things over there.
Business › Re: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce After 27 years by calcal: 11:18pm On May 03, 2021
The guy no dey bleep the woman well jare
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Invades Four Bauchi LGAs by calcal: 11:16pm On May 03, 2021
Are you seeing why the northern elites insist on one Nigeria.

We the slaves have to defend them from BH
Politics › Re: Nigeria Has Become A Giant Killing Field – PDP by calcal: 2:38am On May 03, 2021
No political party can stop the insecurity issue in this country, it is a complex issue and no single person can say exactly this is the issue.

The solution is what some of us hate to hear, it is what it is, we just need to accept it.
Career › Re: What You Are Doing Now Vs What You Would Have Loved To Do. by calcal: 2:28am On May 03, 2021
Nothing is wrong to be born into a poor family, but a poor country ruled by visionless leaders is an issue.


Offpoint1:
From being a Pilot to a 2 sure odds giver.
E no good make dem born person for poor family and a corrupt country... E dey kee/divert dreams.

Whoever made up that "Destiny cannot be change, but can only be delay" was high on a very, very, very, very CHEAP weed mixed with cow dung.


By the ways...

2 sure odds

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Play, win and thank me later.
Travel › Re: Fact Check: Can A Nigerian Really Make It Legitimately In Dubai? by calcal: 12:35am On May 03, 2021
Life no easy for this present generation ooo.
Politics › Re: DSS Targets ‘Elements’ Threatening Nigeria’s Peace by calcal: 10:36pm On May 02, 2021
Yoruba children need to watch this:

compare this man analysis to those Yoruba lawyers and make a judgment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmUfy89i7Kc


Omooba77:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/05/02/breaking-dss-targets-elements-threatening-nigerias-peace/
Crime › Re: 12 Unknown Gunmen Arrested In Imo State by calcal: 10:08pm On May 02, 2021
Northernblood2:
I hope Nigerians are watching as innocent men are kidnapped and tagged terrorists.

When table turns now, some foolish Coneheaded idiots will turn Pastors over night quoting scriptures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD-35OOFlSQ
Politics › Re: Fear Grips Diplomatic Community Amid Worsening Insecurity In Nigeria by calcal: 8:58pm On May 02, 2021
Pmanoo:
Buhari is a disaster. how can a dull cattle rearer rule over us. God save us.


OK. check this link below
and you are about to elect a drug pusher Tinubu, tomorrow you will ask the same question, how can a drug pusher rule over us?

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