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Studying Engineering or medicine is easier than studying mass com.

non-perfect science is just crazy for me

This is ridiculous!

The next action is Tinubu will be setting shops on fire.

That is what he knows how to do including killing.

It is okay not to have schoolmates. go ahead

Thank him for floging you, now stop doing the shit that makes him flogs you.

You have a good husband

sazzyyarns:
My husband flogs me with cane and belt whenever we have an altercation. We are not newly weds and by now we should have understood each other.

He never apologizes when we reconcile instead he says i should stop doing things that provoke him (which doesnt include me going physical, so its not even in self defence). At this point im really just frustrated!!!
He flogs me in the presence of the kids, sometimes he flogs them and then flogs me too.

UK chapters - scammers

Oba dey fear?

3 months na another stories go follow say my wife no like fuvk again.

izombie:
you people like to attack the messenger and ignore the message. Did sowore lie? Osinbajo has never said anything against herdsmen killings. Nothing against kidnappings. The man is just a statue

He is a conductor, attack the driver that causes the accident

The world is watching!

Senioreddy:
Good evening good people of nairaland.

I will go straight to the point here.
I am well above 30 years (35 precisely). I have a friend in who works in a federal agency that has promised to help me. He asked for a certain amount though.
My credentials (waec O level and birth cert) all shows my age but he's saying that's not in any way a problem.
I need the advice of those who are in any of the federal ministries.
I have a B.sc and M.sc.
Kindly help a brother with sincere and genuine advice.

Go get another birth cert. WAEC is not needed, tell them you jump from primary school to university.

remember you are not the first person. Tinubu did it, the law allows him.

The horizontal 8 drawn on his cap "lieth he shall rise up no more"

GO home Bobo Chicago!

Akara, dodo and dundu business is better.

add moimoi to it, you all set

FreeStuffsNG:
Mad man says "sense comes hour by hour".

Cryptocurrency itself is a fraud, Ponzi and financial mania.

It's monkey business
CBN is right, there's no stable coin anywhere It's all fraud!
https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22728253/tether-41-million-misleading-statements-fiat-currency-bitfinex-cftc

International fraudsters and scammers are feeding fat on the ignorance and greed of cunny sense folks


CBN should go extra step to protect our economy against the cryptocurrency fraud.
The banks are still enabling this fraud called cryptocurrency and the CBN can't continue to watch international fraudsters ruin our citizens.


In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this so you will know that Cryptocurrency is a monkey business fraud :
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.

According to an Oxford University researcher, "Cryptocurrency is a fraud worse than a Madoff stye Ponzi
https://www.ft.com/content/83a14261-598d-4601-87fc-5dde528b33d0

FreeStuffsNG appeals to you to "Please stay off the cryptocurrency fraud/scam."

Tinubu is having 8 years sign on his cap already - watch out guys

Say NO to a fake man

Oldman GO HOME

edoman2016:
Seriously, osinbajo is the best candidate for APC to contest against PDP. Tinubu is not loved by south south and south east. But osinbajo won't have such problem

The fake is not even loved by anyone.

"Saidi, vice president they are under my armpit" - Tinubu - with horrible voice indeed

So, the zoo cannot feed the criminals?

UtopiaDream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny0hEHwKIgI

Belial06:
While I am not for Tinubu obviously, let's look at it factually why are most Nigerians against him? What is so bad besides the obvious about a Tinubu presidency really ?

Just for intellectual conversation let's no resort to crude language pls

Why Tinubu?

Tinubu is a criminal that makes a lot of money thru all sorts of crimes from empowering Agbero to identification falsification.

The implication leads to national economic imbalances, inflation, hardship, crime. other looks at him that it is okay to make a living thru such a dubious way and they start inventing more options to enrich themselves.

Mc Oluomo - criminal made by Tinubu
Kokosaria - criminal made by Tinubu

and thousands of fraudsters graduated from the Tinubu school of thought.

Even while he is on an energizer life support battery, he still wants to steal. he has the ambition to be president not to make your life better but summarize his stealing AMBITION on this earth.

#800 daily has been level on the danfo driver for Tinubu campaign yet you still do not see anything wrong with it.

egojeny1:
Why is it always GTB, First Bank and Access Bank?? So sorry for this predicament.

The employees need to pay for their children WAEC with your money, sorry!

KaluwisxPRO:
It’s not western propaganda, you have to think twice before going against the US. Russia got their own doze of casualty a few weeks ago. Have you read their response to Ukraine recently

BIDEN has made it clear to Russia that Ukraine being a member of NATO is non negotiable. They’ve accept that fact and are now trying to renegotiate a way out via a security deal.

You think having the biggest war chest is by mouth.

You see, Russia has bunkers to hide her people in case of war, USA has non for his own people, with the pako house in the USA all will burn like no man business

obyrich:
But will not be richer than a Director of Nursing in Nigeria.

Just because the director of nursing in Nigeria will be stealing drugs and sell

Lenie:
Some negative effects of government schools

One can detect ajebota from their comment

The lady is very correct, one punna can send someone to an early grave.

Tinubu admitted to not having attended a secondary school after his primary school education “because of his poverty.”

Because of his poverty, he denies his place of birth, denies his parents, denies his original name.

No secondary school education,

how did he get admission to the community college?

That shows that he used someone's credentials to secure the admission and the bearer of the credential is Bola Tinubu.

With that said, all his education is fraud.

Again, Nigerians have to get it clear that the ability to speak English is not the same as being educated.

Tinubu can speak English but he is not educated.

LegendHero:
Where were you when he donated 200 million to Lagos during Covid period?

Obi Pandora the fugitive can’t even donate to the murdered Awkusu Youth family so why you wan kill your self over what Tinubu chose to do with his money?

Just a reminder, Bobo Chicago is collecting 5M monthly from each local government in LAGOS, DO THE MATH, oponu

betcliq:
Today one Elderly Man that's in late 80s came to my shop in the morning to patronize me . He was happy with me he bought a bottle of Hot drink and I offered a small bottle of dry Gin in appreciation and a New year gift.
He uttered some words of prayer for me , lastly he told me I'll be great in my business that I will grow in heights . He advised me to be very careful in choosing a girl to marry that I shouldn't pregnant a girl before going to see the parents and pay for bride price that I shouldn't even have sex with her , that a woman I marry will determine if I'll be more successful or encounter challenges in Life . I just dey reason the talk since morning.

This is spiritual I'm From Igbo and I strongly believe in Tradition this got to do with tradition think deep.

What do you guys think about it

If the elderly man is a Yoruba man - na scam

Is either you get a lubricant or use your mouth as a lubricant, if that doesn't help then get a serious discussion with her, let her know that you will look for a side chick and part of the family budget will be channeled toward that.

and millions of students will say that is my teacher - case closed

YorubaKing:
MURDRER of Funsho Williams!

Father of Thuggery & Violence

Trafficker of Cocaine

Looter of a whole State's resources... Selfish BASTARD!

Support Tinubu and be miserable forever!

Oldman with unknown real name

No known place of birth

No classmate

No primary schoolmate

No secondary schoolmate

No university schoolmate

No extended family

No family house, even at the said Iragbaji

No family with Tinubu last name in Iragbaji

The madam Tinubu of Lagos was childless and her family has no relationship with bobo Chicago

It is not Putin looking for trouble but Ukraine and her allies, Ukraine planned is to take back the separate regions with the use of force while Russia stations their boys on the border to open an unimaginable fire on Ukraine.

GeneralPula:
This Putin sha dey look for trouble..

Wonder what makes him believe he’ll live to tell the story if it eventually happens..

meaning old men go home

Gten:
You weren't asked to convict him, extradite him to the US simple. People wey sabi work dey there.

If the zoo extradites him, he is going to jail, no Yekini will save him.

All the classmates dead already only him alive.