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Learn to bill your platonic female friends so they can value your friendship, as my female friend, you are either giving me sex or money, no in between



Any female friends wey no dey send me urgent 2k is an acquaintance to me

Johnny4you:
that is the beginning of 'see finish'

I don't see the gain in being bestie with a lady and acting all loved up.....she won't even respect you 'cos you've told her ur dark secrets and she will resort to mocking you at your back.

I think if you gat any feeling for a lady and you decided to let her know, if her response is 'I will think abuh it', it will be better you let her be.....don't start simping just to gain her attention, and I don't know the school of thought that told guys that you must be friends with a lady before you date her....that is bs.

I have witness a scenario when a guy was calling this girl and the girl was right there in my office telling me that the guy is just a friend and I was like "the way he is calling and speaking with you on the phone doesn't ring that he is just a friend" and she was like noooo he is just a friend....later the guy told her that he want to see her and she said she was at so so so place (my company's location) and vooomm the guy breezed in and he greeted me and was calling the girl his love and that he will wish to marry her.....I was just laughing within me, I was like "this guy no know say this girl no rate am at all"

enough said abeg, God keep all redpillers strong in the face of adversities.....

Perhaps we should appeal on your behalf to those hybrid vampires strapping you to a chair and forcing you to watch every single time, what do you think?

Katcall:
Underworld: Rise of the lycans

I've seen this film too many times and its getting annoying. Who is in my shoe

I don't watch HOTD for peace..... It is about time.



Vawulence is the only option!

All Countries in the world including your Almighty USA, UK and Russia have their own underworld Lords and they are always affiliated to those in politics to do the dirty works.



That said, APC will not smell my vote next year

Mbappe can conjure something out of nothing, weaving through multiple players to force issues when service is not forthcoming. He can do the job of a wide playmaker and also play through the middle if required. Though his shots to goal conversion is suspect, he is quite wasteful.

Haaland on the other hand is a very good goalscorer, someone who only need the midfield to do the barest minimum required of them to do his own job, give him the ball anywhere in the final third and results are guaranteed.



All that being said, football is a team game and all 11 players are required to chip in their bits, thus : Mbappe is effective while Haaland is efficient.



Haaland!

This feature would have prevented a lot of crises had it been introduced during Trump's tenure

He is right.


Calling Nigeria a failed state is a very big insult to other failed states.

Baba, no dey cap that level.... Na before man dey beat chest say nothing dey sup for this life, since my village people flashed me twice and mumu me go do mistake call them back..... I don know wetin make Bobo risk am change gender

Kaycee7:
Calibrator fit go there for 12 midnight

October people are born as a result of New year celebrations knacking.

Proudly 6th born

HOTD latest episode is one of the most intense episodes in the GOT/HOTD universe.



Vawulence back to back

Who wrote the dialogue for "Bullet Train"?


Diabolical!

Customers will never come clean about loose guarding sensitive data like BVN, OTP to fraudsters.



All blame always placed at the financial institutions door

Why people manufacture fictions to sell to strangers online is something I hope one day to understand.

Sodom and Gomorrah deserve a very big apology from God!

Them don go rip the wrong person.

Streets is military!

People who can't create 24/7 electricity for at least 40% of their population are shooking mouth in Nuclear matters


Who get Original Oraimo cord?


Nobody is above swiping

I dey avoid mingling with people like this in real life because when Jungle mature, na so urgent emergency loans they go use finish their friends, family and acquaintances.



Body go tell you

CaveAdullam posts dey always gbemi debe

Someone cannot even send her son on an errand again without the son's son putting mouth in immediate family matters that doesn't concern him... Hope you know that your are technically an extended family member where your Grandma and your Dad family issues are concerned.



Mind your business!

Very convenient of you to recommend an unknown movie which you claim to be a gem then go ahead to spoil it in the second paragraph.


Guess your internal WiFi disconnected between your brain and your fingers when composing the second P.

Originality007:
Where the Crawdads Sing 8/10.

When i first saw the title and the poster for the movie, i thought is an Horror movie, but is not. really enjoy it.

nobody can ever suspect that, it is that girl that kill that arrogant guy

25k?

About to dive into Westworld season one.


Hope I won't be disappointed?

I watch all MK adaptations just to hear my man say "Get over here!"

ShaqFu:
Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind.

One thing that drives me through dark times is the mentality that what lies ahead can't be worse than what I have already gone through in life and if I survive the horrors of the past, I will surely make it through the challenges at hand.




This belief is most effective if life has done you dirty in the past..... Draw strength from your past experiences.


Nothing lasts forever!

Will they be willing to share their estranged father's properties with you if he settle issues with them in the future?


Issues like this requires a firm hand and open mouth..... Tell him to his face that you take precedence where your father's properties are concerned.

He is only seeking to see how far he can push you. He needs to hear it directly from you for his body to calm down.

Viserys is making Robert Baratheon look like King Solomon

I know a guy who knows a girl who makes wonderful posters eg fliers, handbills, obituaries etc.



I also a mortician who is very good at his job, he can preserve dead body for Africa, oh, lest I forget, he also provides an excellent funeral service.



Do with the two information given what you will because as I am looking at your case, your time is already 90 mins + 5 mins additional period and na league match so no option for extra time or penalty kicks

You want to start from scratch in Lagos with 500k? As in, nobody to squat with, nobody to feed you, no job waiting for you?




Give me a mention when you drop another joke

This one no go anywhere since morning dey watch Gotv/DSTV

Chaos14:
Spud 1, 2 and 3

Earpiece is the least missing accessory for this phone.

No Pouch, No screen guard.


I have it as my second phone.

If you gree 70k....let me buy it for my elder sister.... She so loves it.

odimbannamdi:
Truly Clearance Sale

Xiami Redmi 10c (4gig Ram and 128gig Rom/Inbuilt memory variant).

Phone was bought brand new in July. No single fault whatsoever. Buyer gets the original charger that came with the phone, phone cover and even sim tray remover pin. Sadly, Xiaomi phones dont come with an earpiece.

Phone currently sales for a least 100k on Jumia and Slot. But i am selling for just 78,000 firm

One status to rule them all...... LOTR


I use status like this to shake up the plates once in a while