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Hell no!
Cremation only please!

Coming from a 'tri-lingual' home. . . you do not expect me to speak all 3 languages do you?
Like I plan to use them as a diplomat in the UN or something?
Will it put food on my table?
Nothing wrong with vernacular. . .
YOU SPEAK WHAT EVER LANGUAGE BRINGS YOU SUCCESS. . . AND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.

ENGLISH!

Hmmmmm!
Looks like one of those 'moderators' of a Nigerian messageboard abi na website!
Never deal with this tribe online. . .they suck congos and steal wallets aka blow-job-for-Jesus ministers!

[size=20pt]Onwuekwe Anthony Chidi [/size]

He must be from Delta State. . .
James Onanefe Ibori must have sent him!
Mu he he he he he he

Only an daft illiterate will travel with such amount of money without explaining how he accquired such a sum on his person!

http://dailypost.com.ng/2012/09/28/police-ogun-state-nab-two-brothers-gang-rape/

[b][size=20pt]Police in Ogun state nab two brothers for gang-rape
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Posted about 54 days ago | 0 comment

Two suspected brothers, Adebayo Tosin, 25, and Adebayo Opeyemi, 19 have been nabbed by the Ogun State Police command for allegedly raping a 19-year-old girl.

The duo reportedly gang-raped the girl, while she was hawking palm oil along the Secretariat Road in Imeko area of the state.

Ogun State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Okoye Ikemefuna while narrating how the palm oil hawker was assaulted by the two brothers, said she was stopped by one of the suspects under the pretext of wanting to buy palm oil.

“It was in the process of negotiation that the boy forcefully dragged me into a place [size=20pt]where other boys numbering about five joined him and tore my underwear and illegally had carnal knowledge of me,[/size]’’ the commissioner quoted the rape victim as having said.

The police commissioner further stated, “On receipt of the information, detectives from the Imeko Division immediately raced to the home of the suspects and arrested two of them while other gang members escaped.”

The Police Commissioner called on the public to be more security conscious and ready at all times to feed security agencies with necessary information
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Ogun state = Abia state!

Fulani herdsmen indeed!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Since when?
Abeg go and check those 'tribes' famous for such acts.
Ra-pe is a SOUTHERN NIGERIAN SPORT. . .not a Northern Nigerian sport.
Thank you!
We are talking 'OGUN' state. . .

Her poohsie must have looked like a pot of soup!

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Foluke, who resides at No 11, Obadiaya Street, in Ojo area of Lagos, said in 1996, she went to her sister's place and after she returned from the journey, he accused her of having gone to Be Intimate with a man. "After much quarreling, I slept off and in the middle of the night, he put pepper in my womanliness and I was feeling hot in my private part. The next day, I ran away to meet my parents and he later came to explain that it was Chinese balm that he put in my womanliness.


I threatened to leave him [size=20pt]severally[/size] but each time, he would plead that I stay because he cannot cope without me. Even when we relocated to a new compound, he continued with his accusations. The situation degenerated to an extent that he could not pay our son's school fees. I brought him to court because of the continuous threats to my life not just because he cannot take care of me and the children,"she stated. [/b]

Typical 'amala' and 'ewedu' people marriage!
PSYCHOS!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Nice!

The Northerner or the Easterner. . . .?
Statistics do not fail. . . .even in Nollywood!

Owning a credit card!
Caused me lots of sleepless nights.
Thank my lucky stars. . . THEY ARE ALL PAID OFF!

Mynd_44: You can't be forgotten. That's sure

That's right!
A woman that 'passeth' all sons of men. . .not to mention all daughters of women. . . .like my darling husband will call moi!
Well cooked. . . by the gods of her land. . . but not overdone!

Antivirus92: so for your mind,you're a nairaland legend abi?

Of course!
Have I died?
Not to be forgotten for sure!

news9ja: lolz, that's it

Awwwwwwwwwwwww. . . stick around.
Ye shall find out soonest!

When you grow old enough, you will understand that irritants will be irritants.
Not worth your time remembering enough to forgive or to forget.
They simply cease to exist in your precious world!

The 'please-mind-your-doggone-business' kind of friend!

Poohsie lubricant!

Many times!
On NL!