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Oh wella!
That's life!
TOO MANY FISH IN THE POT O!
Not my consain!

In fact! Gooooood Rrrrrriddance. . .so I can concentrate on the 'upper level'!

BAD GRAMMAR!

Very important.

Next year. . . I PLAN TO STICK TO MY BUDGET. . . I will ONLY carry cash. . . .NO MORE CREDIT OR BANK CARDS!

Money enough to buy both!

Because of poverty and greed!

A little funny. . . and old-fashioned. But nothing wrong with it.
Nothing wrong or right about it. All about preferences.

Thank our ancestors, this is no longer a factor in my marriage. We have proceeded to the 'spiritual phase'. . . . !

Please, carryon young ones!

OR DESPERATE ONES!

Dear women, please streghtgen yourselves!

Big-Big grammar!
His love and care.
His smile.
His discipline.
His sense of pride. . . .
His voice. . . . .
His face. . .
HIS LASHES OF CANE ON MY BUTTOCKS!!!! WITH HIM SCREAMING 'LIE DOWN'!!!!!

His hearty-intoxicating laughter!!!!!!

NOT BEING A BORN HIA-BORN DIA NAUSEATING AFRICAN-NIGERIAN POLYGAMIST WITH ITCHING BLOKOS!!!!


EVERYTHING!!!!! ALL GOOOOOOD!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_mzw2MdIFY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oni0tO_HN30

Peace of mind.
Tolerance.
Maturity.
Committment.
SOLID FRIENDSHIP.
Consideration.
Caring and sharing.
Beautiful well-behaved children.
Financial stability.
Good health.
Family support.
Loving in-laws.
Freedom and PRIVACY.
Great sense of humor.



These have brought us great satisfaction! Happy anniversary coming up darling!

I am still enjoying her well well!
As a typical IGBO woman. . .I WILL MISS HER INTRIGUES!
You have to stay 5 steps ahead of her. . .otherwise, you she go jusss sell ya azzze!

D-R-A-M-A!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Never a dull moment!
Kai!!!

ONAJITE UKPUBULUKU! From one Urhobo/Itsekiri classmate in secondary school those days.
I never forgot that name!

No challenges at all. . . . . EVERYONE IS SELF-SUFFICIENT. . . .
We were raised to motivate each other. . . not to role model each other!
No competition. . .NO RIVALRY. MY PARENTS PREPARED FOR THEIR OLD AGES. . . WITHOUT BURDENING THEIR CHILDREN!
My parents were not LOCAL. . . .they never made comparisons with one child against another.
THEY DID NOT OPEN THEIR AZZES AND BRING FORTH INTO THE WORLD CHILDREN TO SLAVE FOR OTHERS IN ABJECT POVERTY, OR WITH THE DISGUSTING POLYGAMOUS. . .DOG-EAT-BYTCH 'crab bucket' of rivalling siblings. . . .aka BORN HERE. . . SCATTER NYANSH THERE
Moreover. . . there is just 5 years between us all. . . . and too close to and in love with each other TO CARE!

Lessons. . . life is a code! Teach your children well!!! THE BEST EXAMPLES START WITH YOU!!! BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR NYANSH. . . PLAN!!!!

I looooooooooooooooooooove this song!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkaKwXddT_I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFeP-qpYFyk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJwgF8FE44

All of them. . . .
Working ONLY ONE JOB! LOTS OF VACATION TIME.
Staying married. . . no divorce papers. .unlike with my 'fellow OGBONI-OKIJA christian die-vorcees and 'fellow widows' in CHRIST. . . .JOLOSING MY SWEEET OPEN MARRIAGE. . . .
Staying debt free. . . no credit cards. . .
MOST IMPORTANTLY. . . STAYING ON NAIRALAND. . . . .Burying all my henemies!


*Tiwa Savage hol' am o*

Displaying your beautiful pictures(sweeeeeeeeeet family life. . . happy vacation times. . . .evidence of good living. . .because it makes the male moderators 'disabled' from waist down. THY CAN'T OFFER YOU 'NATIN'. . . .unlike those looking for 'some money or honey from 'em'!


They can't climb UGLY girlfriends 'nomore' as my darling Liberians will put it!

As MILITIA. . . it was 'too much trouble'. . . .

You go about your business. . . you are a trouble-maker! HA!

As BABEELOVE. . . .It was E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI. . . . OF MY SWEEEEEEEEEET RUUUUNS! Too much attention from the 'boyz'!

As ALMONDJOY. . .I think it was my beautiful skin. . . . .NOT TO MENTION MY 'GUSTO'!

As Blazay. . . .NA NL OKORO-NGBATIC GANG MATTER! The 'coup-plotters' thought they were dealing with one of their 'timid' wretches, born and bred with ULTRA-VIOLET LOW SELF-SEXTEEM. Some say I was hiding. . . from who or what. . . we are still trying to find out! . . . .CYBER RIFF-RAFFS?

As BootyOnMe. . . the quest to intimidate 'dem mamma' continued. . . . FAILED!

As Lasinoh. . . . .THE E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI CONTINUED. . . till 'THEY' found out not everyone was born with a 'C' IS FOR 'COWARD' front or back bone!

As Callotti. . . . SSSSSHINEKE!!! MY OPEN 'OMOSSEXXXY' MARRIAGE WANNO KILL SOME 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'!

What next. . . . . . . .SOME OF US ARE BREADWINNERS. . . .TRY YA LUCK. . . .We go see who go sleep for h-under bridge ke!

MU HAN HAN HAN HAN HAN HAN HAN HAN. . . DO YA PHOCKING WORST. . . I AM UNTOUCHABLE. . . .

Na this kain topics nor dey let me visit this part of NL. . . .
It always facinated moi . . . WHY CONFUSED PEOPLE STTTTTTTTTTTTTRAY INTO RELATIONSHIPS.
Next topic please!