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Gboliwe: Very transparent woman Callotti is.
If you follow her posts righteously, you will see where she mentioned his name. Link it up with the various descritpions she throws around and you get [size=20pt]a very powerful sitting HANDSOME. . .DEADLY. . .public servant. [/size]

Gbam!
The final show-down is yet to come!
Mu he he he he he he

Any more questions!
Una wan see NAY-KED masquerade abi?
Get ready to dance!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJACVmankY

Anioma for 2015!!!!
Greaaaaaaaaaaaaat UNIBEN!!!!
There is a reason I only do 'DELTA-IGBO' MEN!
Use your tongue to count your teeth. . . that is all I will 'hint' for now.
Maybe. . . .If we are all still alive. . .you will find out!
Very transparent. TOOOOOOOOOOOOO transparent to a FAULT! I love it.

4PM. . . . off to work.

pDude: Ok. So this thread is about asking Callo Callo questions eh? Correct!

Callotti the Callo, I want to know the name of that fellow who has been pursuing you all over the place. Yes, that guy. Oya tell me his name sharply and his industry n position.

Oh boy! See correct interesting thread for here o!

Ha ha ha ha ha
That na top secret o!
Wait till 2015.

Phate07:
AJ aka Militia aka Blazay aka Chintua, seriously wondering who you really are in person.

Damn!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!



I am still hiding after all these years!

I guess I ain't a dummy after all!
DESPITE MY FREE TUTORIALS. . . DUMMIES NEVER GOT THIS MEMO!

Anyhoo. . . .no teaching is wasted, even if spiritual illiteracy remains on the rise in NL!
Mu che che che che che
I am in the wrong profession.
I should have been 'the messiah' for stoopid weaklings!
Mu che che che che che che che!

Computer na pawa o!
If you browse through the 'interview' DAIRY-section to see what NL creatures look like or 'aspire' to look like using fake pictures. . . I am not surprised why MOST love to use insults as the ONLY medium of communication. MOST look like reincarnated, 'Biafran apparitions'!

I thought MOST were Somalians. . . or from Niger Republic!

A hungry man or woman is a MOST DEFINITELY A VERY angry man or woman!

8:30 time for bed. . . GOD BLESS OBAMALAND!

Mu he he he he he
MariJJJuwana na Ahoho nor be drugs?

Emmyk: smh

Is that the best you can do?

E be like say dem don turn 'born-again' or dem dey 'mourn'. . . . .
Where are they btw?
Dem still dey alive?


Your name be 'Wale' abi? Very good!

The nonsense I have taken from these 2 ijjiots and their polymomikering phocking gang of ne-er-do-wells? Hehn! I dey laff!

We go see!

Lemme tell you. . . Both of you are the reason I will NEVER LEAVE THIS NAIRALAND. . . !
TUFIAAAAAAAAAKWA!

Sharia 'ndi na chi nama' BOOOOOOOOZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZ!!!
USEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELESS ANIMALS!

jennykadry: Yes I can be very emotional. That was the first thing my husband first picked up in the midst of my gra gra during courtship I thought I could die it but for where? The guy discovered it before I could say jack Robinson.

But If you had married a man from another tribe, do you think you would till be married now? You think ? What happened in your previous marriage ?

The most emotional women are the most loving women! As long as they are not 'mentally-challenged'! Women are hormonal creatures especially after having children and with all the aging stuff. . . should we mention 'the monthly curses'? Any man that does not understand that should NEVER be around women or children. Just like women should understand that men are PURELY physical beings. If they tell you 'goodmorning'. . . .they may have never seen a clock or a wristwatch in their lives! Just the way we were created.

I am very culturally conditioned. There is a reason why I pick only Igbo men from Delta State. I could never be married to a man from EDO state. . . I REALLY DON'T CARE. . . .I DO NOT GET MARRIED TO ANYONE WHO IS NOT FROM DELTA IGBO AREA! SUCCESS OR FAILURE. . .MY CHOICE. MY MOTHER IS FROM THERE AND THAT IS WHERE I WANT MY ROOTS TO STAY!

In a nutshell. . . when a man stops being my friend. . . I get a divorce. No long talk. I don't need love really. So we stopped being friends. . .so it was time to call it QUITS! Good riddance! I was remarried within 6 months! I don't do long courtships!

jennykadry: Onye ara. I must say I had my reservations when I knew you as AJ, I am beginning to enjoy your posts

But do you see yourself living with another man? You know your wahala is too much, not many man go fit handle you. Your husband must be a strong man I swear, you are like a bone in his throat, swallow e no gree, vomit e no gree

Never judge a book by it's cover, UNTIL YOU HAVE READ IT FROM COVER TO COVER. Life is such as. . . . .
Full of connections, disconnections and reconnections. Some more final than others.
I guess with you and I. . . we have come full circle. We have had HEATED words on NL. . . and I never took them to heart. Even with your other handles. . . *cough-cough* . . . .When you exchange words with another person, THEN YOU SEE THE SOUL! I have seen yours.I have seen your heart. . . .you are just like me. . . emotional and impulsive. But no evil. I understand you.

This my wahala ehn. . .men dey h-enjoy am! Even women too! I am a lively person! Never a dull moment!!!
You are right, not many men can even look in my direction without suffering severe impotence!
WHEN I BEGIN SHOUT. . .BLOKOS GO SHRINK FOR EVER!
My husband is a VERY VERY VERY proud man. He will just cuss me out in a jiffy!
He does not even look in my direction when I start my 'hormonal surge'!

He is in the 'Nne. . .biko waka pass abeg' phase of our marriage.
What is new? He has seen it all in my hands!
But he is still around!m
I nor jazz am o!
I think we are more like friends. . . romance means a good dinner and sex afterwards. . .oya face your corner and fantasize!
Less talking. . . we have done and said it all.
The end of the road!

jennykadry: Calotti, if things do not work out between you and your husband, are you going to get married again?

You know what?
I used to say never!
As I grow older and more 'stable' financially. . . I will only re-marry for one reason.

MONEY! I MEAN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MONEY!"Ogwu Ego" inclusive. . . .
I have married for love and children. . . I have all that.
The man must be EXTREMELY WEALTHY! I don't need love or children. . . .
I will marry for security and wealth.
Or I stay on my own. . . I don't want insult from broke-azzed niggers! Heaven and hell forbid!!!

The only thing a man can offer me at this stage in my life is MONEY!

Work don close! I don h-enter for bed dey chop breakfast. . . 2 hours to knack beta sleep!

Ahem! Where were we?

Gboliwe: I know you have a good heart and you are very emotional even though you act like you are superman.
Why do you pose a very strong and hateful person?

A very good heart. . .not boasting. People who know me will say that as my #1 saving grace! Amen.
I am not hateful. . .far from it.
All the people I work with and my husband will be the first to shout 'AGREE'!
I only sow hate where I reap hate. Like on places like NL! Where you encounter the most evil and darkest of souls! AKA Ogboni-Okija Christians and 'Sharia-DUNDEE-UNITED' Muslims!
No problem with me there at all.
The joys of not being religious are numerous.
Not being stoopid is one of them.

^^^
Glad, SOME questions are answered "fan". Nothing strange about my posts or photos on or off NL! Very proud to share. I have NEVER feared anyone or anything in my life. Not to mention cyber riff-raffs on or offline. I want my h-enemies to know. . . . And do their phocking WORSTEST! Just to shut these rickety-azzzed cyber riff-raffs and their poverty-stricken gangs of agbaya/juvenile combo of okoro-ngbatic, UGLY, WRRRRETCHED low-lives up.

We all love our lives! Some of us really have plenty to show for it!
Why hide behind a computer? ;DI want the world to know.
Who is fake and who is real!!


Especially for those BUSHMEATS that like to compete for stoopid attention from cyber riff-raffs. When some of us are on the w-w-w, we really have lives!
Dammmmn good lives!As for sharing, my prerogative.
Who wan quench, my pleasure! Only the guilty are ashamed!

Who is the attention-seeker? From who or what?
Purely entertainment only. I do it all. Even if I know you offline, your bizznezz!
Not mine! I did not kill or steal! Even if I did. . . . I still would not have to answer to no one but my lawyers and the law!

TEHN will NOT be contacted for my bail or attorneys' fees. So? How can we help each other?

NEGATIVE!!!'

As for Dangote? Naaaaah! I don't hang around men who can't keep their wives happy, NO MATTER HOW WEALTHY! They are cursed! My standard!!!!

Back to work jare! 2 hours to close!!!

Curse him out with all my might and strength! Broke azzzze-niggerzzz!
Na so e dey start! The next thing na slap!
Dem full NL!!!
Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!
Any man wey cuss me, I go CUSS am back shegey!!!

boron10: Callotti, em em *using a stammering voice* I hope you'll forgive me for insulting you twice on this forum. I regretted my action the day i realize you're 46, just 2years younger than my mum. Meaning, you're old enough to be my mum. I'm very sorry for the insults. Hope I'm forgiven

Hope you don forgive me
I have a question for you.... Given that you were born in a christian family, what prompted your decision to be Agnostic?

Hey! We all learn.
All for experience.
Forgiven. I remember you. You insulted me for absolutely no reason.
The computer makes us brave without knowing who sits behind it.
No wahala!

I never cared for Christianity from my childhood, for it never made sense. I did not want to offend my parents. As soon as I could pay my own bills, I slammed the door on religion. Christianity confused the hell out of me.


Nairaland and other Nigerian message boards like NVS made me HATE Christians! The hypocrisy. The judgemental, holier-than-thou attitude! Nauseating!!! I could go on and on! I found real happiness when I became an Agnostic. I feel free and I have accomplished sooooooooo much without Christianity in my life!
I'd rather go to hell. Christians are enemies of progress and I find them PRETTY daft!

bbpreye.:
Do you believe in God?

Do you eat garri?

No, I don't believe in the God of Christians or Muslims.
I am an Agnostic. I make my own GODS in my own image and likeness ONLY!
Yes, I eat and drink GARRI. . . .BUT I PREFER AMALA OR FUFU. . . finer and smoother. . . like a baby's bottom!

bbpreye.:
And how have you affected the price of garri in amelika? How much is a cup?

I have not bothered to find out.
I only buy garri in bags or buckets.
Your level na 'cup'!
Pele o!

Gboliwe: Open marriage? Sounds really interesting but we are naturally sloppy and would mess it up. You are doing a good job of it. Lol

You can't be sloppy when you are upfront with your spouse. Or, you have mutual understanding. Besides, no one looks for these things to happen. They just do!
For only those worth such attention and ONLY BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER.

*speaking of which. . . . my/my mom's Xmas vacation tickets just arrived (BIZZ-CLASS)and my paid corporate apt in MAYFAIR for one week's shopping spree. . . .oga is on his way to Nigeria . . . . bye honey. See you in 2013. Amen*

Off to bed! Working the next 4 nights! Ouch!!!
Later peeps! The beautiful one is gonna be busy for the next few days. My boyfriend has asked me to lose 30 pounds or I lose my weekly allowance.

Off to the gym while padlocking my mouth!
I over chopped in Nigeria! Strictly liquid diet.

Loving your questions. Ask, any ye shall know! Unless I feel your questions are 'negatorious'!

Later!

^^^^
Even if they come across my posts like any family-member or extended family member, friend or foe, MAKE HIM OR HER KRASE COME MY FRONT OR BACK KE!

Abi I dey hide on or off NL?
We shall 'dis-CUSS' it then!
Till then. . . .they need to work on their own self-esteem issues, so they can also learn when or when not to give a phock or damn from non-entities. When they can pay my bills, they can ask me questions. Till then. . . .I ain't gat nothing to worry or care about!

jennykadry: No they don't see my posts. They don't know my ID either. I have said it many times on this forum to people that tell me to watch what I say lest they come across my posts ...."what will they be doing with my lappy or iPad? Normally they are not allowed to touch them unless I give them permission which I never do". When I browse nairaland most times I am in my study room and they know better than to disturb me there. I am not the typical obodo oyibo mother that give their kids too much freedom, I have set my boundaries and they know better to follow it. I even have a lock code in my iPad and laptop, make I catch them , they go hear am

Answer below :

jennykadry: Ok make I go sleep. Almost 10 pm here. Can I coninue from where I stopped tomorrow?

My pleasure!
Will continue.
Can't type fast.
Not at home.
In my hotel room.
Heading home.
Oga don go work.
Arrrrrrrgh! The boyfriend call to say "check your account"!
Will fill in as fast as I can.
I have 3 hours to drive home!
I am a traveling 'ashawo' nurse!

Good morning America! The only great country in the civilized white world with a Kenyan-American president!!!! You are my only home sweet home!!!

Obama defeated 2 red-necks in less than 8 years!

Sweeeeeet!!!! My co-workers go quench!!!! Mu he he he he he