₦airaland Forum

If a man decides to make love to a woman EVERY night, how many women can oblige? NONE! Not me. ESPECIALLY with the kind KINKY/SATANIC se-xual habits ALL Nigerian men have in this day and age? AN- US chopping and all? TUFIAKWA!!! Make dem dey go abeggggio!!!! Before one KRASE man come jaga-DAGGER both my poohsie and anoooose! Twa!!!! My hand, leg and Nyansh nor dey dia o! I will gladly pay a hooker to satisfy such 'escapades'! Na who go gif me money for early retirement I dey fain o! 30 years of phocking!!!! Toto don taya abeg!!!!

So, what options does a couple have? Quarrel and fight constantly because of poohsie and d-ee-k? TUFIAKWA!!!!! Mgbeke-Alatika life!!! Not my portion!!!! I did not marry my husband because of pehnis!

The love quadrangle matter. . . .
Is he in love with her?

What is my business? I could care less! His cross, not mine. The problem with women in general. .
Wetin consain you with you man's runs?
Your ONLY job is too be quiet and watch for signs of potential danger as in the wrong choice of girlfriends. I see none. If I did, GAME OvA!!!! He knows his girlfriend is still in love with her ex-husband and father of her children. Not my business.

My only business is to wish them good luck!
As you can see, no one is being deceptive.
I don't deal with such juveniles. OPEN MARRIAGES do not have cheat! It is a prerogative, a privilege and a PERK!

Free world. Not my business.
I have my on married boyfriends breathing down my neck my own corner!

Welcome to Nigerian marriage!!!!

Very interesting. I love it!!!!

Jealousy is only possible with insecure, jobless and petty individual.

For a doggone pehnis I have eaten for over one day, only a stoopid woman will get jealous when it decides to take a piss in another bush or forest! I have waaaaaay too many hot-dogs in my bun and oven to worry my sweet life with just ONE!!!

TUFIAKWA!!! That is for RELIGIOUS novices!!!!

Getting divorced should not be the stigma in any child's life. My parents were divorced too and my dad was a single parent who NEVER remarried till he died!!!
We got the best if both worlds from parents who frankly competed to outdo each other!

Even when divorced, they were always there and I got to see their different interesting partners. It did not take long to understand why they had grown apart. I could NOT be married to EITHER one of them! KAI!!!!

What do you expect from an Edo Anglican traditional male chauvinist I-TOO-SABI male married to a free-spirited Delta Society Party-Loving Catholic Feminist OVER - SABI female? Clash of the TITANS!!! No domestic violence! Sheer battle of 2 strong-willed people.

Interesting people. The remained friiends. As parents I LOVE THEM DEARLY!!!! We prayed they never got back together.
We were more secure beings than most dysfunctional kids! ALL are graduates!

I benefitted. Welcome to the world of Christian DIE-vorcees! Thank my Agnostic God , I ain't no phocking Christian. I get to pick my own rules!!!!

When my kids get there, it will be easy! They seldom live with us anyhoo. Deliberate arrangement. They will be independent and super-loved. Just like we were as children. Love is not by force!!! Marriage too!

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Typing from my IPhone.
Answer:

Your kids see your posts?
Mine are in boarding school ooooh!
Dem nor dey see daylight. Not to talk of NL.
Mtcheeeeeeeew! Madonna nor get pickin? You see her pickin for "twitter"?

Even if they did? They are not that timid.
They know me . Make dem try any rubbish ke!
I dey laff. Na dat be the book wey I sen dem to read?
The big big money wey I dey pay. All this suffer?
Hmmm! Don't underestimate moi o. I am very capable of murder!!! Nobody go suspect me!

Who is the parent? Me or the children? I don't play that. Sorry!

jennykadry: Is she married? So if he decides he wants to marry her, are yous going to get a divorce?

He has my permission! His happiness is my happiness!
She is divorced. They make a good pair. I like the way she touches him. So tender! I like his choice. This is the ONLY woman I have ever seen him with.

But he says he can never marry her. I think she is still in love with her ex. A very HANDSOME, wealthy DELTA-IGBO hunk! From another HEAVY WEIGHT family.
He does not want her.
WAHALA!!!!!

Drama!!! I lovvvvvit!!!
We gist a lot!

jennykadry: Callotti, have you ever found your husband with any of his girlfriends? Or do you guys prefer to do it like outsde your state and location so that you don't bump into each other?

I know his current girlfriend and she is a VERY good lady!
I go to her house! I have eaten there MANY times!
All he has to do is say the word and I will sponsor the wedding!
He even takes me to her job to give her lunch!
I know her siblings. Better family.
I am proud he is not with a riff-raff.
Her kids are SUPER ADORABLE!!!!
Fantastic woman!!!!

I prefer the element of sneaking around! More fun!!!
Mostly out of state and country!
I don't eat where I piss!!!!

jennykadry: Do you want to talk about your previous marriage? abi I should not go there?

Nothing to write home about!
Good riddance to foul rubbish!
Q.E.D

Both are still miserably SINGLE after dealing with them!
Low-lives!!!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che

Thank my agnostic GOD I did not give birth to their bastards!!!
If they were alive, I would have killed them all. Amen!!!!

All Igbo men because my mom is Igbo.
I have learned to deal with them superbly. BESIDES, I CANNOT and WILL NOT get married to any one outside DELTA IGBO areas! Across the NIGER? TUFIAKWA!!!!
I feel more comfortable with my maternal roots, Delta State.My extended family ties are stronger and more interesting than my BORING paternal side of the family.

I met my current husband in the USA. I don't do imported grooms!

Yes! Variety is the only spice that keeps a marriage. If you never dated outside matrimony. . .YOU CAN NEVER, NEVER, NEVER KNOW THE VALUE OF A SPOUSE, You can then have a basis for comparison and KNOW FOR SURE WHERE YOUR HEART IS.

If you think your first love is your last love? HA!!! You need at least 2 to compare OR YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET! People and situations change! You have to go with the flow. Use your head while at it.

Your needs and wants are always changing, so how can one man or woman satisfy all in a lifetime? Impossible!!!

jennykadry: 20 years or 13 years of marriage, why the heck don't you frequent the family section ?

20!

Do the math?
3 marriages!
All Igbo men!!!

I don't have family issues, because I take care of them sharp-sharp!
And I frankly get tired of reading about stupid questions from STUPID women especially. I am a problem-solver. Not a problem-reader!

I DO NAAAT TOLERATE BULLSHYTE FROM ANY MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, ANGEL OR DEMON!!!!


A am a MASTER, not a MISTRESS of relationships. The family section is for novices! I don't want to degenerate to such a level please.

Annoying and BORING!!!!

jennykadry: Ok. Your current marriage?

13 years!

jennykadry: 1.How long have you been married for?
2. Are your kids aware of yous being in an open relationship?
3. What triggered the open marriage?
4. I asked about extended family because you are close to your mum, was just wandering if she knew about it.

1. Mu ha ha ha ha ha
LWKMD!!!!!
Depends on which marriage you are talking about!
#1
#2
#3
Or the upcoming #4 I have been married since 1992! 20 years!

2. The only thing that triggers open marriages is BOREDOM. Not LACK OF LOVE!
There are waaaaaay too many interesting people in this world to limit my life to one person. I am not worth all that kind of suffocating attention either. I get bored VERY, VERY easily. Variety is the ONLY spice of life! Not RELIGION!
Tufiiiiiiiiiakwa!!!!


3.What kind of mother do you think I am?
Mu he he he he he
My children are VERY sheltered. Like I was as a child.
My parenting skills do not expose them to a world of ADULT issues!
They MUST grow up like children. Safe and loved by BOTH parents, regardless of the situation.

4. What kind of family do you think I come from?
A family of meddlesome, jobless, poverty-stricken villagers?
Even my mom can NEVER butt into my affairs.
She knows I am one SMART-TOUGH cookie.
She trusts me and can only advice me.
Yes! I gist her of ALL my affairs! She knows where I am at ALL times.
For safety reasons, she has to know what I am doing at ALL times!

jennykadry: Thanks for answering. I am a bit curious and have a few of questions to ask since you said we should be free here. I don't want it to sound like I am ebing judgmental when in fact I am just curious, should I shoot?

Please, feel free.

jennykadry: Read your interview on that knowing a nairalander thread.

You are actually the first nigerian I have read from that is in an open marriage. So let me ask a few questions if you don't mind

Is it something yous agreed to before marriage?

Are your extended family members aware or is it just between your husband and yourself?

You don't have to answer if you don't want to, I have seen many Australians in open marriage but never heard of a NigeriaN doing same

I will answer.
No. A MARRIAGE CAN ONLY BECOME OPEN AFTER YOU SAY "I DO".
Sometimes it becomes that way by implication.
A coded understanding with a "don't ask, don't tell" MO.
The terms of operation varies. THIS IS AFRICA.
Who is fooling who? ALL MARRIAGES IN AFRICA ARE OPEN MARRIAGES AT SOME POINTS!
The only problem is that THE NIGERIAN WOMEN CHOOSE TO PLAY DUMB! :


I don't allow extended family members in my domestic affairs and vice versa.
This is between my husband and I .
Hallelujah!

Open marriages are the best for mature minds who are not held hostages to petty jealousies and insecurities.
Open marriages are dynamic, and can become CLOSED when one or both parties decide/s.
SIMPLE. . . NO STRESS ABEG!

abiL: I'm just intrigued about how you can still have "boyfriends" whilst married. Does your husband know/ allow it?

MUHAHAHAHAHA

I know many will be intrigued at that part.
I am a Nigerian woman, living with a Nigerian man.
Life is easy when you are neither a hypocrite of a Muslim nor a Christian.
My husband is VERY aware and he has CHOICES.
As a Nigerian man he is allowed to have AS MANY GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES AS POSSIBLE.
Not my business! The African culture is VERY polygamous. Not my problem.

We have our agreement. Whosoever gets a better deal outside this lovely marriage, would feel free to check -out.
We are not living in bondage. Like MOST Nigerian marriages.
I am a free woman, and he is a free man.
We are friends first of all, jealousy is not part of our relationship.That is for MGBEKES and ALATIKAS.
I am not one. MAY MY ANCESTORS FORBID THAT ONE MAN WILL BE THE CENTER OF MY WORLD!!!!
An AFRICAN man is not worth that kind of loyalty.

TUFIAAAAAKWA!!!!!

abiL: I've read some of your posts in the diary section and you're very entertaining.

Keep updating it, and I'll keep doing my usual amebo

My pleasure! It is fun.
If I die today, those blogs will tell my tales
Gladly so!
No regrets for a happy life, well-lived!

pDude: Callo Callo, I hope say I nor join for the curses wey u curse your enemies o.

I remember the time wey I vex for you, come open topic to yab you. Hope say you don forgive me o.

Haba!!!!
You have been sooooo forgiven!
I never cursed you. You only tried to find my trouble 'small', and we settled it there and then.
You did not cross that line.
It is well with us.
The pipo wey I curse, I curse in life and in death.
I can never take it back!
But I done go my way.
Bouncing as always!
Life is sweeeeeet!!!!
As always!!!!

Chukskalidon: u're very far frm this phenomena

Meaning what?

Welcome to Fashola's Lagos!
Crack is WACK!!!!

Tribalism don h-enter discussion as usual!
Time to really find something to do with my bloody time!
US election don finito!
Logging the heck off!
Time for some movies!

After a brilliant, historical, election-night from the civilized planet, we are back to the PRIMITIVE world of THE Nigerian, reality of political-GAFF!
Pity!

I have to wait another 4 years for political excitement!
Arrrrrrrrantus Nonsencicus!

Is this Mallam telling us something the world doesn't already know?

What exactly is his game-plan?
Very annoying!

Fear.
Stoopidity
Brain-death.
Psychoses .

The bags of cement must have been imported from Nigeria!

tomakint: Congrats to Obama, at the bolded, because they are just like us (Nigerians)!

Gbam!

Only disunity?
Kolomentalism nko?
That Catholic CULT of a thingy is the VERY WORST!!!! Twa!!!!
I have never met a church-goer that isn't confused or frankly DEMENTED!

What a disgrace!
No shame telling the world too!
USSSSSELESS CU-NT!

Tell the 'hungry' Biafrans on and off NL!

Hmmm!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
Both I think!
But in what order?
Over to the NL bigots abeg!

Dis wan nor be NLander so?