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Oh dear!

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Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Love you Mrs. Jonathan.

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Psylas: sorry!

You are welcome.
'Don' menssshun.

I did not watch it.
Too busy at work.
But I am glad about the reports I read this morning.
Let the American people speak.


Looking forward to ROUND 2!

47%. . . . .

Haba!
Give them time.
After meeting a few 'dim-wits'. . .they will learn to stay away from such social networks.
Mu he he he he he he

Oh dia! I have soooooooooooooooooooooo learned my lesson.
Never again.
So help me GAD!!!

Thank my Agnostic God say I don marry before the invention of such a nuisance as 'social' net-working sites.
Lord knows I would have failed 'ALL EXAMS'!. . . .BRAIN DON BLOCK READING NONSENSE ON NL AND GOD KNOWS WHERE ELSE.
The worst people I have ever come across in my life are from such places.
Very entertainoing.
Some people are lucky to meet decent people online via such social networking sites. . . .
BUT MAJORITY ARE TOTALLY USELESS!
Tufiakwa.

Abeg give them time. . . It is a phase. . .
Men remain predators and women remain desperados.
Mu che che che che che che che

My phone don rest! USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSELESS GISTS FROM CYBER RIFF-RAFFS! GOSSIP! GOSSIP! GOSSIP!

TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

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Image123: calot the halot, all liars will have their part in the lake of fire.

Starting with that your "ashawo". . . mother of Jesus.
. . .and your dane God whose 'blokos' cannot stand without using the AUSPY-SUSPY. . .HOLY GOASSSST BLOKOS!

Did your 'stoopid' God not lie to you, by putting the 'forbidden' fruit in your lame azzzze?

No wonder you can't find peace on or off the cyber airways.

Enjoy your curse!

Hail da Harlloti!

fynejess: Calotti, I have heard this severally but what is the likelihood that someone who cheats on you loves you?

Ha!

Very likely. . . BOREDOM. . .is the main reason for cheating. Not lack of love.

Do people love who they 'cheat' with? NO! NEVER. . . YOU ONLY FALL IN LUST!
So, why the stress? Jealousy and insecurity! Period!
Not worth the headache!
Nonsense!

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Are you showing us a 'computer-lab' or a classroom?


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This is a classroom for 5th-graders. . .not a 'computer-lab'.
International standards does not mean 'computer in classrooms' when you NEED TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR INSTRUCTORS!!!



Now show us UDUAGHAN'S international classrooms. . . not 'computer-labs'!


This is a computer lab. . . BY INTERNATIONAL STANDARDS! FOR CHILDREN!!!!


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UYCO: Nairaland does not accept above 200 Kb and most of the photos are above it. I will send the link soon

Re-size them by 50% or use microsoft pictures manager to re-size them to smaller 'web' pictures.

UYCO: @Calloti, as u can see I have problems posting photographs of amazing things the Comrade governor has done in Delta but I will post you a link later where you can see them and judge for yourself if those schools are not like schools in Europe and America.

You don't expect me to take you seriously do you?
Not especially when you do not have 'electricity' to work those 'fancy' computers that will be stolen and resold in less than one week!

I actually fornicated and adulterated before I watched any h-indecency o!
Even with my dog first!
So. . .this theory does not wasssssh!

With social media, virtually impossible.
You can only advise your children.
You can't supervise them 24/7.
They will learn from their own mistakes.
Just be available to lend a shoulder and some 'hankies'. . . when the time comes.

Oh yes! Plenty. . .
And I reply them ALL too!
Wouldn't hurt to have some fun with 'em cyber, riff-raffs would it?
Just tell 'em to send 'photos'. . .first.
Then 'bank account' info. . .

Unfortunate. . .But relieved it is happening in the Northern part of Nigeria.
1st churches. . .now schools.
What a country!

No thanks!
I am not into 'self-mutilation'. . .or S&M!

obasy09: Bros, u're very funny However,do you believe that the technology can also be used negatively? I mean apart from crime detection! For instance, it could be used as an instrument of recolonisation. You never can tell.

I hope you are not referring to 'Africans' being recolonized?
No reasonable country will dream of colonizing Africans in this day and age.
We are 'willing slaves' sleeping in embassies. . . freeeeeeeeee laborers abroad. . . the worst nightmare is returning to Africa!
Technology can be used negatively. . .but the benefits outweigh the risks!

Bottom line. . .keep your azzzze clean.
Never do ANYTHING you will not be proud of.

Illiteracy is really a contagious disease!
You can only have one DL at a time. . .but the records remain in ALL THE STATES YOU HAVE APPLIED.

For the NL 'criminals' who can't read. . .please take note:
You give up your old drivers' licenses for new ones. . . BUT THE RECORDS AND YOUR PHOTOGRAGHS REMAIN IN THE OFFICES.
Not every Nigerian like "MOST" thrives with 'genetic criminality'!

*I have noticed you. . .please carry your dead poohsies and keep moving*

One or my uncles. . .a so-called pastor tried to use this 'handkerchief' mess with me. . .and failed of course.
Lessons learned: WHAT YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN CAN NEVER HARM YOU!
Christianity aka WITCHCRAFT. . .included!

Woman-leader wey nor get motto? Jumping from bus to bus. . . to buy 'noodles'. . .poor man food!

An act of "God" indeed!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Please. . .it is always better to go out with a married man. . .than a single man.
A man can still CHEAT AND LOVE HIS WIFE!
Only problem. . .DESPERADOS will always want to cause wahala. . .ESPECIALLY IF THEY DO NOT HAVE THEIR OWN MEN TO CALL THEIR OWN.

Bottom line. . .SINGLES, CHEAT WITH SINGLES! MARRIED, CHEAT WITH MARRIED ONLY!

Unless you are looking for a new spouse!

As a married woman. . .I have no BUSINESS WITH SINGLE MEN. Chop and clean mouth. . .Don't waste ya time. . .I ain't leaving my darling husband either! Not for another man(married or single)!

Tufiakwa!

Heck yeah! For entertainment and for self-preservation. . .or to save others or SELF from harm or discomfort.

When you are dealing with Nigerian 'Busy Bodies' especially on the cyber airways of course!

Mu che che che che che che

Especially to those 'Mgbekes' and 'Mgbafors' looking to compete for h-internet blokoses and totos!

Mu he he he he he

People who like to move around like 'malus'. . . without brains of their own. . .JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!


Ah-Ha!
Very entertaining. . .I tellya!

BOTTOM LINE. . .BE HONEST TO ONLY THOSE THAT ARE WORTH IT. . . .!

Even the so-called GOD deceived Esau in the so-called bible by conniving with Jacob to steal his birth-right.
Or should we mention the concept of the original sin. . .aka the 'forbidden fruit' in the so-called 'beautiful garden of Eden'?

Peace of mind!
Being debt-free!
GOOD HEALTH. . . FREE FROM DISEASES!
CHILDREN WHO MAKE YOU PROUD.
Loving someone and having the same person love you back! With or without marriage!
A good job!
Free-thinking, Agnostic way of life.
WHEN MY PHONE DOES NOT RING WITH PEOPLE WASTING MY TIME WITH BORRRRRRRRRRRRRING GIST.
A VERY CLEEEEEEEEEEAN HOME!
Being BY MYSELF. . .
NOT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT WHAT THE WORLD THINKS OR SAYS.


WHEN MY H-ENEMIES SEE THAT I AM ALIVE AND WELL. . . .ON AND OFF NAIRALAND. . .THE SWEEEEEEEETEST!!!!

Thank the Christian GAD for abortions!
Much better than this!
TWA!!!!

Nigeria!!!
We wail thee!!!

Obviously, Nigerians have no concept of what "INTERNATIONAL STANDARDS" mean.
It is not a computer matter!
Nigg-erzzzz na wah!