₦airaland Forum

We all have our tears to shed. . .for our fears.
Nigeria is NOT one of mine.
OP. . . Pele o!

4-1-9!!!

True or false. . . not impossible.
We wish Nigeria well.

Sometimes yes and sometimes no. . . .all na entertainment.
Not here to make friends or snag a spouse.
If I feel like telling the truth or LYING about stuff. . . FINE.
You don't know me. . . I don't care to know you.
Whether you are truthful or not. . . I don't kia.
NA FOR NL GUTTER WE MEET. . .NA DIA I GO LEAVE UNA AZZE WAKA DEY GO.
Don't visit moi. . .I ain't visiting ya.
I can do my sweeeeeeeeeeeeet ashawo work without NL or any other website.

Commissioners. . .governors. . .ministers and so on and so forth. . .no dey finish for Naija.
So who da phock are you on NL?
NO PHOCKING BARRRRRY! NO ROMANCE WITHOUT FINANCE. . . YOU CAN'T DO NAFFING FOR MOI!
So who cares if you are lying or not?
We are not pals. . .never were and NEVER WILL BE.
So step!!!

Levels please!!!!
Bera peeps nefa h-ask me about lie or truth. . .e come be cyber riff-raffs wey not get shyte for nyansh.
Na competition?
Shioooooooooooooor!!!!

Ha!
If you wanto marry a 'usban. . . .never you marrEH a waka abATio. . .

Komedy: anybody who wrote dis can actually set his fellow man ablaze.ua tongue burns more than a wildfire.yu need God.and pls dnt abuse me.

I repeat. . . only OGBONI-OKIJA CHRISTIANS LIKE YOU CAN SET PEOPLE ON FIRE. . . ALWAYS LOOK FOR HUMAN SACRIFICES.
Jesus Christ is not coming soon.
Now. . .you Christians have devised other means for procurring 'fresh' blood of the lamb-chops!
Boko-haram beta pass una.
Shameless cannibals!

I am happily-Agnostic. We don't kill or eat HUMAN flesh. . .or drink spiritual 'blood' of lambs every S-I-Nday!
Ewu!

torkaka: [size=14pt]i urge all on this thread to ignore the irritant(callotti)! thank you![/size]

Kimon stick to your level cyber riff-raffs.
You phocking swine!

The one that killed one wife. . .then abandoned the other in the . . . for refusing to 'take an oath' other than the Islamic JUJU?
Great!
How 'GREAT HE ART'!

Or was that his predecessor?
Anyhoo . . . 'THEY BOTH IZZZZZ SURE OOOGLY'!

chillbabe: This has nothing to do with drama 4 young boys where murdered. Its all about awareness and for people to stop and think what has happened. If one of the guys where u son how would u feel. Ur comment is very cold. Am not Nigerian but I live here its my home. Am a mother so I feel the pain this is to barbaric for us to let it just go away.

We have heard. . .we have read.
Nothing else can be done on the www. . .
Charity begins at home.
If the government of Rivers State cannot handle this. . . .TOO BAD!
I ain't gonna waste my precious candle!
About time communities started guaranteeing the safety of their inhabitants.
I have mourned them. . .I have moved on.
Simple. . . it is out of YOUR HANDS!!!!. . .AND MINE.

If any of my kids are stoopid enough to move around like a herd of cattle. . . .collecting OCCULTIC dues. . . instead of studying in school. . .

Oh well. . . they will be mourned. . . and I WILL MOVE ON. The memories will NEVER go away.
Please, instead of burning candles and depleting the already compromised ozone layer. . . teach the children in your neighborhood to avoid 'gangs' of idle-loafers. . . .in or out of school!

[size=20pt]For those of us who felt he was just taking a principled stand as a nationalist, it is shocking to see that the once revered Achebe is a lonely depressed man, rabid tribalist and irredentist bigot![/size]

I agree.
He was never the same after becoming a 'cripple'!
He has really been a sad thing ever since his accident.
He needs PITY!

The Igbos in their usual selfish way promulgated a unification decree which placed so many powers in their hands. Having killed the leaders of other major tribes in the January 66 coup, their leaders were the only people around.

It is therefore denigrating and condescending for Achebe to insinuate that Chief Awolowo masterminded the extermination of the Igbos to get himself and his tribe ahead.

Ever since Satan created the IGBOS. . . . HE NEVER RESTED!
What an ignoble, heinous, dastardly, vulgar and plebian breed!
With nerves as raw as ANY MEAT you would find at ANY butcher's window.
Achebe should know better.

Hmmmmmm. . . . levels.
There are soooooooooooo many reasons why I can't stand gangs. . . or where 2 or three are gathered.
You never know when you are subconsciously initiated into a CULT. . . .'Group-Think' will get you more harm than good.
Too late to speculate.
It really does not matter any more.

The main question is. . . WILL OTHERS LEARN FROM THIS?

Nigerian educational system remains a FARCE!

People must have been bored. . . waking up and actually looking forward to whatever he had to say.
I was not even gonna waste my electricity.
Glad I didn't.
FLOOD COMMITTEE INDEED.
Abeg. . .make I run comot from Naija. . . before the implementation of PHASE 2. . .OIL SUBSIDY REMOVAL CLOSE ALL H-AIRPORTS.

Rain nefa fall finish o. . . .!
EROSION COMMITTEE NKO?

And then what next?
Shiooooooooooooor!!!

Abeg! E don do.
Nigerians. . .PROFESSIONAL MOURNERS.
All fake!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.

Thank my lucky stars for an American passport.
Nothing like a ready-made KAUNTRI. . . .I tellya.
Reading ANYTHING about Nigeria is like phocking a old man with prostate cancer.
You can't tell who is bleeding from the anus.
It is always a painful S-EXER-CIZE. . . devoid of an iota of pleasure, for both parrrries.
Tufiakwa!!!!!

Whadduyu expect from a CHURCH?

GhostFaceKiller: you will be ignored

Good! Learn to mind your phocking business!
I don't need your attention.
Now delete my post from yours and mourn in PIECES!

One of these USELESS. . . front-page NL HAR-LOTS gang threads!
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

What is all this drama for?

We as Nigerians should be immune to such horrors by now. . . .

It is not like all these candlelight stuff will bring justice for the dead.

Tomorrow, another ALUU 4 will show up. . . more candlelight vigils?

Nigerians too like drama. . . kei!!!

Some of the murderers will be lighting candles 2. . . sheeesh!

Who cares?
Serves them right!

Other politicians do the same in ALL other countries.
He lacks coaching. That is the difference.
Like with everything imported to Nigeria. . . it does not come naturally. . . EXCEPT 419!

1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'!



2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can!

3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women.

4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE!

Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize.

Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'.

Enjoy!

I wonder o!
Especially as the so-called, most-annointed aka JESUS CHRIST was not only 'touched'. . . but 'TORCHED' and 'TORTURED' with armed robbers!
Satan was not even present. . . .when he was executed like Gaddafi.

What a sick joke!

Now Prayer of reconciliation begins with[size=20pt] God Almighty forgive me for adultery, fornication, covertness..in the name of Jesus amen[/size] this is the very first step to God Almighty

You alone committed all these?
Which wan you come remain for me na?
Mu he he he he he he

I am afraid to ask you what your 'next' step would be.

Prayer if 'arbitration' concerning armed-robbery, r-ape, in-c-es-t, murder, pedo-phi-lia and ritual murder?

Christian life na waya o!

Phock. . .catch disease. . .and repent! BEFORE QUENCHING OF H-AIDS!

What a question.
THE ALUUUU COMMUNITY OF SAVAGES. . . .of course. With a name like 'ALUU', what can you expect?
I always knew and believed TOTALLY. . .that:

Anything Northerner is ALWAYS better than anything Southerner.
The worst or the best. The good, the bad and the ugly of it all.
This is another example why.
THE SENSELESS KILLINGS OF HUMAN BEINGS IN THE MOST BARBARIC FASHION.

A CHRISTIAN is always WORSE than ANY TERRORIST!
Gba be!

Welcome to SOUTHERN Nigeria. . .the home of BEASTS worse than those from BOKO HARAM.
Filled with the HOLY SPIRIT I tellya!
Tufiakwa.