₦airaland Forum

Greed and laziness!
Simple.

Please, learn to scam them, before they scam you! Simple.

As their good 'lord' would have it. . . it destroyed the 'Urhobo' areas. . . and left the Igbo areas.
Time for those Urhobo peeps to cough out all the money they have been stealing left, right and center.
O zingo zingo!!!

Only a weak woman can be r-aped by her husband.
If she puts up with it just as with any other form of abuse, she has herself to blame.
No sympathies.

The woman is still being insulted.
Even some have no shame on ths thread to tell the world that their 'UNCLES' patronize prosti-tutes.
Confessions from generational 'P-I-M-P-S'.
Is it a crime for an 'ashawo' to carry belle for her P-I-M-P?
What do you call a 'man' who sleeps with an ashawo?
HA!

Where is 'DAYOKANU'?
Come o. . . YA AGBURO DON SCORE GOAL LIKE YOU O!

My laptop is from Abuja ooooooh. ASOKORO LIVE!!!
It is raining like hell hia!
CHAI!!!!!

pDude: Calo Calo! Thisu womannnnn! Why you wan use laff pluck my blokus this fine evening naw! Choi! Nne ya mouth fit kill person oooo!

Sorry o!!!!
Very interesting lifestyle that mimicks the 'kind' you find on Nairaland ke!
Life of awon 'ASHAWO O YE MY PIPO' ati 'AJUWAYA PATROLLING' for toto and pricks!
Mu che che che che che che che
Goodu morrring from ABUJA jare. . . Greetings from AZZZZZ - O - ROCK!

Na wah!
Welcome to the country of 'flip-floppers'!
Pity.

kasperone8: Calloti please don't wounjure me this night

Pele o!
By the way. . . WEY DOYIN13 AND SPIKEDCYLINDER?
This story reminds me of them.

Did DayoKanu ever claim that 'pregnancy'? from that Igbo NL gal?

When Dino Melaye was contacted about the actress story he denied ever getting her pregnant. He described her claim as “African Magic story” and any thought that he would be the father of her baby as “an expression of fiction”.

Welcome to Nigerian men and romance. . .like PETER the ROCK. . . .THEY WILL DENY YOU 10 TIMES. . . AFTER CALLING JUDAS TO SELL YOUR AZZZZZE!!! Mu he he he he he he he

After fornicating without condoms o!

WHAT A BUSH MEAT OF A DUDE!!!
IBADAN BOYZZZ ARE DANGEROUS AT NIGHT!!!!!

Typical Mgbati dude! Twa!!! NO LIVER. . . NO KIDNEY.

Like DayoKanu. . . .like DinoMalaye!
Like Nairaland. . . .like NiGGGerrrrrria. . . hit and run. . . without using condoms.

You can only afford to remember the faces of the 'dudes' as they eja-ku-lated inside your poohsie. . . shouting

O LORD. . . I AM COMING HOME. . . TOTO IS LORD!!!

Mu che che che che che che

The romance heightened over time, they became closer than ever but somehow there was a dark cloud lurking in their stars. “Sometime in May, I went to London, came back and he called and said again that he actually wanted a big society wedding for me but since his parents are clerics and the rules and regulation of their church frowns at pregnant brides he would want me to get rid of the pregnancy. I was shocked. I wept uncontrollably all night.

Behold! Tne life of a typical, HYPOCRITICAL-OGBONI-CHRISTIAN!

From fornication to adultery. . .to MURDER!!!!
PRAISE DA LORD!!!!
Have you praised him YET, today?

The Nigerian government cannot implement such a policy because most government officials ARE ON DRUGS themselves.
In foreign countries. . . doing drug is not a prerequisite for admission. . .as MOST, IF NOT ALL students have experimented on on one kind of drug or another. . . .AND STILL EXCELLED. Only places of employment can implement such rules.

The MAIN reason MOST NIGERIANS end up as 'buka sellers' or 'tazi-drevas' or 'business men and women' abroad.
THEY CAN'T PASS A SIMPLE DRUG SCREEN. . . .

EVER WONDERED WHY 'SOME' NAIRALANDERS NEVER GRADUATE AFTER EVEN 6 YEARS OF BEING ON NAIRALAND?

By the way. . .ONLY SHAMEFUL PARENTS ARE UNFORTUNATE TO HAVE CHILDREN WHO BRING THEM SHAME.

Bill Clinton and Barack Obama both experimented on drugs. . . .but never allowed that to take over their lives. LOOK AT THEIR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES?

Only with NIGERIANS of course. . . lives of excesses as WITH EVERYTHING ESLE. . . .NO BOUNDARIES. . . NO LIMITS. . . NO PROGRESS!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!

The 'rotten apple' can only fall from a 'rotten tree' with 'rotten roots'!

Why did the parents send them away in the first place?. . . . Poor parenting breeds VAGABONIAN children. Simple!

Nothing like your own husband o.
Kei. If she was single now. . . no single ex-boyfriend would be visiting her.
Who wants to die old and lonely in a foreign nursing home. . . like Ojukwu?
Thank JAH-JAH for her life. . . with husband and children.
Get well soon. . . Dame Patience, and hurry back home.

THIS GAL HAS DONE ME PROUD! COME OUT AND TELL THE WORLD UNLIKE SOME 'MGBEKE' PEEPS WHO WILL HIDE LIKE GENEVIEVE AND D'BANJ. . . STAND YOUR GROUNDS BISI DARLING. YOU ONLY PHOCKED A 'STRAY DOG'. . . YOU DID NOT KILL OR STEAL.
LET THE WORLD TALK. . . .CONGRATULATIONS JARE. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT VENTURES OUT OF HIS OR HER MATRIMONIAL BED OR ROSES OR THORNS. . . IS A COMMUNUAL 'PROP-TY'!
CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN SWEEERIE. . . .

NIGERIAN MEN DEY FORBID CONDOMS AFTER 2 ROUNDS O!
The tin dey sweet dem too much.
Mu che che che che che che che.

O gal. . . tank god nor be AIDS.
ABORTION NOR DEY REIGN AGAIN. . . HAVE THE KID AND FACE YOUR LIFE OF SINGLE PARENTHOOD. YOU CAN AFFORD IT. . . .LIKE MANY OTHER SINGLE NOLLYWOOD WOMEN WITHOUT THEIR DEAD-BEATS!
Simple.

When a woman has affairs. . .she sleeps around.
When a man has affairs. . . he is a local champion.

MU CH CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

Welcome to the world of 'BUSH AFRICAN MEATS'!

OCTOBER


Loves to chat. . . .YUP! RATHER THAN MEET PEOPLE. YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE FROM WHAT THEY SAY OR WRITE. ESPECIALLY CRIMINALS. . . .

Loves those who loves him. . . .AND HATES THOSE WHO HATES HIM OR HER FOR SURE. . . .LOVE IS NOT BY FORCE.

Loves to takes things at the center. . . .ALWAYS STRIKES FOR A BALANCE. . . . YUP!

Attractive and suave. . . . TELL THEM!. . . SEEING IS BELIEVING. E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI TAKE NOTE FOR EVER AND EVER. MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE. . . .

Inner and physical beauty. . . . YOU BET YOUR SWWWWEEEET AZZZE!

Sympathetic. . . . YUP! AND EMPATHETIC. . . STRONG SPIRITUALITY. NOT A PHOCKING 'CHURCH' MATTER1

Treats friends importantly. . . .YUP! BUT DEAL RUTHLESSLY WITH 'EM WHEN THE BECOME H-ENEMIES.

Always making friends. . . . FALSE! TOO OLD FOR THAT. NEVER NEEDED FRIENDS. TOO DISTRACTING WITH THEIR ISSUES. . .ESPECIALLY FEMALES. TUFIAKWA!!!!

Easily hurt but recovers easily. . . .DAMN RIGHT! DON'T GIVE 'EM RIFF-RAFFS THE SLIGHTEST SATISFACTION TO SEE YA SWEAT!

Bad tempered. . . .DAMN RIGHT. ESPECIALLY AROUND THE MOST UGLY PEOPLE INSIDE AND OUT!!!

Selfish. . . . YUP! I BELIEVE IN SELF PRESERVATION FIRST!

Seldom helps unless asked. . . .YUP! I LOVE TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. . .DON'T BOTHER ME WITH YOUR FAILURES AND INSECURITIES. . . .THANKS!

Daydreamer. . . . YUP! TO GET AWAY FROM THE UGLINESS OF THE WORLD OF COURSE. . . .

Very opinionated. . . . YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE. . . . NOT FOR BUSH MEATS WHO CAN'T TAKE STRONG PERSONALITIES FOR SURE!

Does not care of what others think. . . .SUPER DAMN RIGHT. . . .!!!! NEVER GIVES A PHOCK OR TWO.

Emotional. . . . OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! PASSIONATE AND VOLATILE!!!!!

Decisive YUP! DAMN RIGHT!!!. . . BUT SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS I SEE FIT! NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT!!!

Strong clairvoyance. . . . .YUP! CAN EASILY READ PEOPLE AND WITH THE STRONGEST VIBES!!!!

Loves to travel, the arts and literature. . . .YUP!

Soft-spoken, loving and caring Romantic. . . .SOFT SPOKEN NOT AS A NIGERIAN . . . .ROMANTIC/CARING YEEEEESSSS!!!

Touchy and easily jealous. . . .TOUCHY YES. . . .EASILY JEALOUS? HELLLL NO! NOT FOR ANY MAN OR WOMAN ON EARTH MOST DEFINITELY. . . . WHAT ON EARTH FOR? OVER A SHRIVELLED PEHNIS OR AN UGLY, SCRUFFY, BROKE AZZZE?

Concerned. . . . .YUP!

Loves outdoors. . . . YUP!

Just and fair. . . . YUP!

Spendthrift and easily influenced. . . SPENDTHRIFT YES. . .EASILY INFLUENCED? HELL NO!!! I ALWAYS DO MY OWN THINGS. .. AND I HAVE MY OWN MIND ALWAYS. . . NEVER WITH A GROUP OR A GANG. . .TUFIAKWA!!!!

Easily lose confidence. . . .HELL NO!. . . .TOO MUCH OF AN AGB-O-RO FOR THAT!

OCTOBER PEOPLE ARE HAPPY PEOPLE. . . .EXCEPTIONS TO EVERY RULE OF COURSE. . . MISERY LOVES COMPANY!!!!

Absolutely none. . . .
Especially with a NIGERIAN LOVER OR SPOUSE!

That half-eaten apple is making billions. . . .
I'd rather give my money to Apple than to some 'prophet' of God to keep stealing from the most gullible in the world.

So, who won the tribal wars?
Has Nigeria divided yet?
Please, Nairaland is only 'fantasy island' for some.
So, don't rain on their parades. . . .

Omo Daddy354: Bros, u can only talk, criticize,insult e.t.c... Dats d very best u can do nd ao far u can go,bt u shuld knw dat pple hu have affluence and influence dan u tried silencing dis same religion bt failed woefully... I wonder y some Christians even get discouraged by ur types,they shuld knw dat talk is d greatest u can bt can neva silence d truth.. Wit all wat dis same religion has,is nd continues 2 face it thrives.

Only yahoo-yahoo boys and girls will find this kind of literary gargabe fascinating to read.
Pathetic!!!

truthislight: now i know where you are coming from.

You were a catholic!!!

The majority of atheist are one time catholics.

The catholic church breeds atheist by the thousand ever day.

Sorry child.

You need real knowlege not rituals and idols.
Peace

Tufiakwa!!!

I don't believe in generational curses. . .EXCEPT YOU LIVE IN NIGERIA.
If you can free yourself from the dungeon of poverty. . .aka NIGERIA, your outlook to life will undergo an overwhelming transformation. It is the environment that you were raised in that has imposed the defeatist attitude you carry as a psychological burden.

As for being destined to be 'rich'. . . . only one who lives in a poverty-stricken environment would make such a priority or a hallmark for success.

For one, you can't spell correctly.

There is more to life than material accquisition.
Try enriching your mind for starters.

It is natural to feel that there are 'forces' mitigating against your successful horizon.
You need to understand that the difference between success and failure is ability to overcome challenges.

No one is exempt. Unless you come from a generation of LAZY LOZZZERS!

I really don't think he should have any say in matters of unfaithfulness or divorce.
He was never married. . .but committed adultery with MARY. . .with the HOLY SPIRIT. . .
Talk about the utmost HYPOCRISY!

Even when I was single. . . I was NEVER lonely.
Never.
Life is tooooo sweet to be lonely.
Shioooooooooooooooooor.

You can only be lonely if your life is miserable.
Period.
Single or married.

Good evening Abuja. . . how are you doing today?

@topic

You can't give up hope with or without religion.
Unless the situation is a hopeless one.
Then do yourself a favor. . .and give it up!

Bottom line. . . ?

Some situations are definitely hopeless. . . .I don't waste my time waiting for such 'blessings'. . . .
I'd rather enjoy the COUNTLESS ones I already have. Amen!!!!

Because Muslims do not care to discuss Christianity.
Learn to mind your own religious business for a change!

Because they are having or-gasms with the HOLY GHOST!

truthislight: ^^^^
you have said a lot of things, some are well inform, and some dont.

But please, i want you to shade more light into that statement of yours highlighter above.

What are "all the desires of your maker" that you refered to?
Thanks

T-U-F-I-A-K-W-A!!!!!
Nauseatingly IGBOTIC!

truthislight: seeing that it is your virgi.na that controls your brain how can you have the capacity to understand what is being discuss here?

Even a Hen runs away from sex at time but you, you ant have that capacity/control, i wander then what usefulness your mind can serve if not se.xual fantasy/illusion?

Are you a toy?

Will you RUN?
RUN!!!

A hen runs away from s-e-x?
Who is this hen-phocker?
You stark-illiterate, it is called V-A-G-I-N-A, not VIRGINIA!!!
EWUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!