₦airaland Forum

mysticwarrior:
no Pablo Escobar was a Colombian cocaine god, Mexico has another powerful drug lord called El Chapo Griezman who is currently serving jail terms.

Guzman not Griez...

Suicide is NEVER a good idea unless extremely rare occasion

Craigslists:
Lol

Last last una don see am say no be only naija boys dey press.

Obtaining by false pretense (yahoo yahoo) is a worldwide thing.

Even our girlfriends Form fake love to obtain money from us... is that not yahoo yahoo?? How many of them we don report to EFCC??

Chudi and his gang of MMM scammed Nigerians of millions, weytin EFCC and FBI don Do about am??

Small $100 iTunes card wey boys go manage collect bad belle Nigerians and EFCC no go let dem rest, yet Gandollar, Tinubu and Co dey use babariga and Bullion vans dey use steal billions.

If boys yarn una weytin dem dey face before Oyibo go manage bless dem you go shed tears.
Yahoo yahoo no easy as una think am to be... the thing hard pass legbuke

People don't realize that yahoo boys, though totally evil, unintentionally provide needed service - preventing boredom, depression, and even suicide. Some of their clients badly need the service - some know what’s going on but are willing to pay for the service - it’s like therapy for them and they don’t want it to ever stop

AmericanSons:
who told you he was banned or he left? Dude is miles ahead of you. MANY of you come on nairaland and think it some persons behind a certain handle are in same class as yourself...

How can a total buffoon be in the same class as me? Please enough with the insults

deepwater:
Fyi

Nwaamaikpe was not banned

He left when someone here stole his IP works

Well he should have been banned forever. But this is also ok. As long as the annoying buffoon never comes back

GOFRONT:
A lady's brain

NwaAmaikpe was a buffoon who always posted inappropriate nonsense. I hope he stays banned forever

Depends on what sort of music. Theirs is called “music” the way ballet is called “dance”!

aalangel:
Is Chidozie Awaziem The Most Handsome Super Eagles Player? I think he is...

There is a popular saying: the handsomeness of a man is money. In this case the handsomeness of this guy is how well he can play soccer. In other words handsomeness is mostly irrelevant in men. Thank u.

Devgod:
Mumu.. How is Davido no 5.
Are you on some cheap sunk?
Davido should be 2nd on that list.

He should be first, IMO. And where is Timaya??

KendrickAyomide:
Even with the Gra Gra of USA. See their position. Idiots

Problem is, even Singaporeans want to go to US.
But US ranked 6th - not that bad

Prime4Val:
Greetings everyone, nairalanders please I beseech you to help a brother, I am in dire need of 5k naira. I've tried some means of getting it all to no avail, I've even tried borrowing to hopefully pay back next week but all failed. I beg whoever it is that is capable of helping to please help me with any amount please am pleading. Below are my account details and phone number. Thanks and God bless you.

2075969873
UBA
Adams
09064087938‎

At least u r better than kemi oluloye - she was begging for 2k

lefulefu:
cos many nigerian ladies equate slim guys to poverty and men with big stomachs and wobbly breasts to wealth.

And the annoying thing is that they are usually right - in Naija usually the richer, the more out of shape. When it should be the other way round

What is treak?

InvertedHammer:
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Linda Ikeji posted about a week ago that Biodun and COZA are reaching out to the so-called social media influencers in Nigeria to assist them in watering down the scandal for N2million pay out. Other news outlets in Nigeria carried the same story. Kemi is in dire need of money. Go figure!
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This is obviously a woman that will gleefully sell herself to the highest bidder. Why Nairaland keeps trying to legitimize her is beyond me

Safitu:
Hopefully this will make him shed pounds. There’s nothing more disgusting than a man with a pot belly or a big yansh. What’s your excuse? You don’t bring life into this world, or naturally have a higher body fat percentage. It disgusts me.

Well I think most Naija girls prefer it to slim guys. Can’t figure out why

Erediauwa:
Even though this Kemi can be mentally unstable most times, you can't take away the fact that she stands for the truth.

Most of all these silly cùnts shouting RAPE and accusing people falsely in a bid to get little fame and attention are being sponsored.

Kemi was publicly shaming herself, begging for 2000 naira a week ago. What would she do for 20000?? Now think, who is likely being sponsored?

Mods, stop putting a mad woman on front page!
Let her deal with her mental illness in peace!!
Stop legitimizing trashy behaviour!

gypsey:
well you can pray all you like, i don't think i need any prayers,
who knows what the right part is.
Jesus christ never existed, it only in peoples imagination.
one day people will wake up to this fairytales
it's nice meeting you. good luck!

Bros, u r wrong. Whobethisman is telling u what happened to him and has happened to millions of people through the ages. There are things science cannot explain. There is something called placebo effect which is completely beyond scientific explanation. Read up on it.

ladiesreject:
Trending....

Oya, Fatoyinbo's e-lawyers, counter these facts from Mr. Dakolo. Remember, he has a video attached to it. So what can you say?

Meanwhile......
Fatoyinbo's children are too good for the Nigerian educational system that they had to hire a lady to take care of them abroad while the parents stay here and milk the sheeples dry. Some sheeples can't even afford their fees. Smh.

Again,

In the later part of the interview granted by the second anonymous victim, she mentioned that "Modele (Fatoyinbo's wife) had a way of deliberately or inadvertently bringing young girls to Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo for him to sexually molest them"

Why am I having this feeling that the wife is an accomplice in his evil deeds? It might be a ritual all in a bid to get more members and more money.

Also, she mentioned something like "COZA 12" the 12 senior pastors of COZA. They decide what happens in COZA. They are the ones who make sure the truth doesnt get to the public.

I think they are also demonic people, and I can say without mincing words that they might have raped countless number of girls in their various churches as well, it's just a matter of time before they are caught.

Bottom line is Fatoyinbo and COZA are into some kind of demonic stuff.

I saw this:

BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL OF THE PAPA ANOINTING CHURCHES. INFACT, STAY AWAY FROM THEM:

A TRUE LIFE STORY.
Why You Should Be Very Careful What Church You Attend (and "so-called" Men of God You Follow) - A MUST READ!

My name is Chidubem Okwu. I am a pastor, but I have disappointed God and I really don’t know where to begin to tell my story.
I must tell you the truth. I can’t really say if I have a call or not. I was a Sunday School teacher in my church for 9 years at Kaduna. In 1999 I was led to start a church, but from the experiences I have gathered now I cannot say I was actually led by the Holy Spirit to start that church.

As at 2008, I was not making any progress both spiritually and materially. I saw many churches which began several years after mine. Another pastor began his church in 2006 and by 2012 he was recording 11,000 people on a Sunday service and he was also making good money and riding in big cars, including the latest jeeps.

After listening to me, he promised to help me solve my problem. He said I needed to be empowered and that it is going to cost me some amount of money besides, I need to have a big and strong heart. Then he asked me if I have got a strong heart and I told him that I have, as long as it is not going to involve killing a fellow human being. He asked me thrice if I have got a strong heart and I consistently gave him the same answer. Again he asked me if I want a single empowerment or double empowerment and I asked him which one was better and he said double empowerment was better but it wouldl cost me a lot of money, and that after the empowerment I was going to be told how to maintain and renew the power.

In Lagos we lodged at the guest house of a big ministry and at 11.30p.m we went out in a private car to the Bar-beach. At the Bar-beach we were at the bank when he spoke some unknown language and told me that a woman was going to come out of the water and that I should do whatever she says. As soon as he said that, there was rumbling on the surface of the water and a mermaid came out of it. The general overseer told me not to be afraid that the mermaid will not harm me, so I picked courage when I saw her.
When she came to the surface of the water, the lower part of her body was like that of a fish. My eyes were transfixed to that lower part, and as she was getting closer to me it became human. Then she came to me and asked me to have sex with her which I did in the presence of the general overseer. After having sex with her, she put her hand in her vagina and made a sign of the cross on my forehead and my palm.

That afternoon as I was sleeping, that same mermaid I had sex with at the Bar-beach came to me in my dream and told me that to maintain and also constantly renew the power I must be having sex with a virgin once every month, so this jolted me out of sleep. I went to the general overseer’s room to explain what I saw and heard in my dream and he said it was no problem. When I asked him how I was going to be getting the virgins he said he was going to assist me get them, but I needed to pay for his service. Honestly Apostle after this I wanted to backout, but I had no courage to say or do so.

In the evening we were at the local airport in Lagos and took a flight to Port-Harcourt. At Port-Harcourt we lodged in the guest house of another ministry and at mid-night we got out, eventually arriving in a very big compound of a woman called Eze-Nwanyi. Inside the compound were many houses.
We met many pastors there including first generation church pastors. When it was my turn, the general overseer paid some money and itemized what should be done for me. When I went into the room I was surprised it was a woman again and as I was thinking – woman again! I found myself on top of the woman on a bed in an adjacent room. Honestly I have not been able to recall how I found myself on that bed. I had sex with her and also sucked her breasts. After the sexual session, she made some animal cry and administered some stuff into my eyes and I began immediately to see into the spirit world and also discussed with some spirit beings. After that she gave me a bottle of olive oil which she called “do as I say”. She said with this the members of my church will do whatever I ask them to do.

She also gave me another bottle of olive oil which she called “all seeing oil”. She said with the oil I could see deep into people’s secrets, and a bottle of olive oil which she called “slaying oil” for slaying people (under "so-called" anointing) during prayer. She finally gave me two more bottles of olive oil. The first one is “crowd pulling oil” and the second one is “touch and follow” – which I will be using to hypnotize women especially virgins because I will be having sex with them and married women to renew the empowerment. She said I could have sex and immediately after that I could go straight into ministration without having my bath. She bound me with an oath of secrecy.

I have been having sex with virgin girls and married women and things have been working out fine for my family and the church for the past six years, but I have gotten to a stage in which I am no longer feeling comfortable with the whole thing. I have had dreams in which I saw myself burning in hell. I have had this dream of hell seven times and in one of the dreams I awoke only for the same dream to continue when I went back to bed. I have been having sleepless nights, and many nights I get raped by that same mermaid. I have lost two of my children mysteriously, but through the same pattern. For the past three months I have not been able to get virgin girls and this has affected the power as it is going down.

I want to get out of this whole issue even if it means closing the church. I have gone to the general overseer and he said it was too late for me to get out. He threatened me with mysterious death. He said it is not possible for me to turn against the mermaid and Eze-Nwanyi because they were already part of my life. I told him that I will do everything positively possible to get myself out of this.

For some time now I have not been sleeping at night and I also at times hallucinate. Sir, I urgently need your help because I believe time is running out for me as the attack from the marine kingdom increases.
Apostle, it is really unfortunate that the Church of our Lord Jesus Christ has been taken over by Mermaids. The number of pastors using marine spirits is alarming, and more of them are getting initiated daily into this wicked kingdom. So these pastors are also initiating their spiritually illiterate members.

Before I messed up myself spiritually, I had always wondered why members of churches follow their pastors sheepishly, but now I know better.

They have killed my two children and now they want me dead. I am becoming afraid of staying alone because of some bizarre spiritual appearances I see, and things have started to move in my brain and body. Any time I start praying the movement would start and sometimes I feel the movement in my marrow.

Sir, I know you are a very busy person. I will appreciate if you find time to pray over this my problems and seek the face of the Lord on how He will use you to help me out. I know that if I am forgiven, my deliverance will be easy. I regret selling my soul to marine spirits.
The Eze-Nwanyi is also a very strong agent of the mermaid.

I look forward to hearing from you
Your co-servant in the Lord,
Pastor Chidubem Okwu.

Author’s Response:
When I received this letter I called the number over three times, but it was switched off. So the next day I called and it went through. A woman took the call and when I asked to speak to pastor Chidubem, I was told that he had died in a car crash the previous day. I was dumbfounded. I just expressed my condolences to the woman who later told me that she was his wife that she had to amend her ways with the Lord and move ahead with her life. She expressed gratitude and thanked me.

After I cut off the discussion I was frozen to a spot for over five minutes until my son came and touched me asking what the matter was.

Please share with the brethren so that you can save as much of Christ's sheep that the roaring lion is seeking to devour. Thank you!

Bamz:
The way some Nigerians reason bothers me a lot. I read Daniel's statement and he was neutral which is quite sensible in this polarized environment. He only questioned those criticising the pastor based on a mere video allegation and what the alleged victim wanted to gain by coming to social media first instead of taking the issue to the proper authorities.

HE SAID HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING! What’s wrong with u people??!!

DEAR MODS,
PLEASE LEAVE THIS MAD WOMAN OFF FRONT PAGE TO DEAL WITH HER MENTAL ILLNESS IN PEACE!!!!

What kind of mumu headline is this, op? The $60 mil is the news and must appear on the headline

couragemurphy:
Of you have better information, you can educate me Sir

I guess u didn’t see where someone said none of these is on the video.
Did u see this story:

BE VERY VERY CAREFUL OF THE PAPA ANOINTING CHURCHES. INFACT, STAY AWAY FROM THEM:

A TRUE LIFE STORY.
Why You Should Be Very Careful What Church You Attend (and "so-called" Men of God You Follow) - A MUST READ!

My name is Chidubem Okwu. I am a pastor, but I have disappointed God and I really don’t know where to begin to tell my story.
I must tell you the truth. I can’t really say if I have a call or not. I was a Sunday School teacher in my church for 9 years at Kaduna. In 1999 I was led to start a church, but from the experiences I have gathered now I cannot say I was actually led by the Holy Spirit to start that church.

As at 2008, I was not making any progress both spiritually and materially. I saw many churches which began several years after mine. Another pastor began his church in 2006 and by 2012 he was recording 11,000 people on a Sunday service and he was also making good money and riding in big cars, including the latest jeeps.

After listening to me, he promised to help me solve my problem. He said I needed to be empowered and that it is going to cost me some amount of money besides, I need to have a big and strong heart. Then he asked me if I have got a strong heart and I told him that I have, as long as it is not going to involve killing a fellow human being. He asked me thrice if I have got a strong heart and I consistently gave him the same answer. Again he asked me if I want a single empowerment or double empowerment and I asked him which one was better and he said double empowerment was better but it wouldl cost me a lot of money, and that after the empowerment I was going to be told how to maintain and renew the power.

In Lagos we lodged at the guest house of a big ministry and at 11.30p.m we went out in a private car to the Bar-beach. At the Bar-beach we were at the bank when he spoke some unknown language and told me that a woman was going to come out of the water and that I should do whatever she says. As soon as he said that, there was rumbling on the surface of the water and a mermaid came out of it. The general overseer told me not to be afraid that the mermaid will not harm me, so I picked courage when I saw her.
When she came to the surface of the water, the lower part of her body was like that of a fish. My eyes were transfixed to that lower part, and as she was getting closer to me it became human. Then she came to me and asked me to have sex with her which I did in the presence of the general overseer. After having sex with her, she put her hand in her vagina and made a sign of the cross on my forehead and my palm.

That afternoon as I was sleeping, that same mermaid I had sex with at the Bar-beach came to me in my dream and told me that to maintain and also constantly renew the power I must be having sex with a virgin once every month, so this jolted me out of sleep. I went to the general overseer’s room to explain what I saw and heard in my dream and he said it was no problem. When I asked him how I was going to be getting the virgins he said he was going to assist me get them, but I needed to pay for his service. Honestly Apostle after this I wanted to backout, but I had no courage to say or do so.

In the evening we were at the local airport in Lagos and took a flight to Port-Harcourt. At Port-Harcourt we lodged in the guest house of another ministry and at mid-night we got out, eventually arriving in a very big compound of a woman called Eze-Nwanyi. Inside the compound were many houses.
We met many pastors there including first generation church pastors. When it was my turn, the general overseer paid some money and itemized what should be done for me. When I went into the room I was surprised it was a woman again and as I was thinking – woman again! I found myself on top of the woman on a bed in an adjacent room. Honestly I have not been able to recall how I found myself on that bed. I had sex with her and also sucked her breasts. After the sexual session, she made some animal cry and administered some stuff into my eyes and I began immediately to see into the spirit world and also discussed with some spirit beings. After that she gave me a bottle of olive oil which she called “do as I say”. She said with this the members of my church will do whatever I ask them to do.

She also gave me another bottle of olive oil which she called “all seeing oil”. She said with the oil I could see deep into people’s secrets, and a bottle of olive oil which she called “slaying oil” for slaying people (under "so-called" anointing) during prayer. She finally gave me two more bottles of olive oil. The first one is “crowd pulling oil” and the second one is “touch and follow” – which I will be using to hypnotize women especially virgins because I will be having sex with them and married women to renew the empowerment. She said I could have sex and immediately after that I could go straight into ministration without having my bath. She bound me with an oath of secrecy.

I have been having sex with virgin girls and married women and things have been working out fine for my family and the church for the past six years, but I have gotten to a stage in which I am no longer feeling comfortable with the whole thing. I have had dreams in which I saw myself burning in hell. I have had this dream of hell seven times and in one of the dreams I awoke only for the same dream to continue when I went back to bed. I have been having sleepless nights, and many nights I get raped by that same mermaid. I have lost two of my children mysteriously, but through the same pattern. For the past three months I have not been able to get virgin girls and this has affected the power as it is going down.

I want to get out of this whole issue even if it means closing the church. I have gone to the general overseer and he said it was too late for me to get out. He threatened me with mysterious death. He said it is not possible for me to turn against the mermaid and Eze-Nwanyi because they were already part of my life. I told him that I will do everything positively possible to get myself out of this.

For some time now I have not been sleeping at night and I also at times hallucinate. Sir, I urgently need your help because I believe time is running out for me as the attack from the marine kingdom increases.
Apostle, it is really unfortunate that the Church of our Lord Jesus Christ has been taken over by Mermaids. The number of pastors using marine spirits is alarming, and more of them are getting initiated daily into this wicked kingdom. So these pastors are also initiating their spiritually illiterate members.

Before I messed up myself spiritually, I had always wondered why members of churches follow their pastors sheepishly, but now I know better.

They have killed my two children and now they want me dead. I am becoming afraid of staying alone because of some bizarre spiritual appearances I see, and things have started to move in my brain and body. Any time I start praying the movement would start and sometimes I feel the movement in my marrow.

Sir, I know you are a very busy person. I will appreciate if you find time to pray over this my problems and seek the face of the Lord on how He will use you to help me out. I know that if I am forgiven, my deliverance will be easy. I regret selling my soul to marine spirits.
The Eze-Nwanyi is also a very strong agent of the mermaid.

I look forward to hearing from you
Your co-servant in the Lord,
Pastor Chidubem Okwu.

Author’s Response:
When I received this letter I called the number over three times, but it was switched off. So the next day I called and it went through. A woman took the call and when I asked to speak to pastor Chidubem, I was told that he had died in a car crash the previous day. I was dumbfounded. I just expressed my condolences to the woman who later told me that she was his wife that she had to amend her ways with the Lord and move ahead with her life. She expressed gratitude and thanked me.

After I cut off the discussion I was frozen to a spot for over five minutes until my son came and touched me asking what the matter was.

Please share with the brethren so that you can save as much of Christ's sheep that the roaring lion is seeking to devour. Thank you!

Y

couragemurphy:
How can a 17years old girl be raped in her father's house without any resistance? She didn't see anyone to confide in then, not even her sister that was with her at home when the first alleged rape happened.

Same person again left her guards open for the same man to re-rape her again, not once more but up to 4 times according to her in different locations, time, and circumstances. Haba wetin? Something is fishy

Did u watch the tape or u just repeating misinformation

ise82:
It doesn’t matter how many that is why we have the court of law. Go and present your case and let him be found guilty. This can happen to anyone.

OJ was acquitted yet everyone knows he killed his wife. Why? Because of his HISTORY and circumstancial evidence

sammhi:
She won't tell you all that ...she is telling you her own side of rhe story ..

Can u read? The poster is saying ms. Okere is lying

OfficialAPCNGR:
Shut up!! Biodun Fatoyinbo is innocent

You should be the one to SHUT UP and keep an open mind not yelling innocent.
In this type of case direct evidence may no longer exist, that’s why u look at the person’s history and who else is accusing him. That’s how Bill Cosby went to jail. Only if someone with a clean past is suddenly accused by only one person should u be so sceptical.