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Crime / Re: Ogun Woman, Teenager Rob Trader With Toy Guns by Canalmind: 8:26am On Nov 28, 2022
HIS NAME IS: EPHRAIM ENEMAH JOSEPH

Fool, I told you i was going to expose you the next time you do this shit.. You dont even sell the things you listed.

yasezee:
angry
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Meets Media And Entertainment Investors In America (Pictures) by Canalmind: 5:59am On Sep 07, 2022
Canalmind to the world
Travel / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Ebute-Metta Train Station by Canalmind: 5:47am On Sep 07, 2022
Canalmind to the world.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Canalmind: 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2022
Did you check with the servicom or went through to the collection center.

AgentXxx:
I have finally collected my passport today without paying shishi… Victory to TeamDIY…. And please don’t rely on that tracking site to get to the last lap, it was showing the second to the last stage but I decided to check on it after seven weeks of capturing… Total Cost = 26k each for both passport
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Canalmind: 11:19am On Jun 13, 2022
drop your whatsapp contact, i will link you up with NIMC office that will rectify any issue you have with NIN.

TBrownAuto:


Please name a center where this modification can be made in Lagos
Romance / Re: Leaked Faceb00k Chats Shows Married Woman Begging Ex-boyfriend To Impregnate Her by Canalmind: 12:44pm On Jun 10, 2022
@kobojunkie, I read your advice on this topic "My Wife Still Asks Her Ex For Money", it is glaring you are trying to help but the man in the marriage is too dumb to understand what you are telling him. To you(kobojunkie) and the redpills guys out there, MOST Men in marriage are too dumb to understand the concept of relationship that is why they got married in the first place.

my 2 cents.
Politics / Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by Canalmind: 12:42pm On Jun 10, 2022
How do you check emails on here?

Wirewire1m:
‪check your mail
Politics / Re: 2023: White Witches Urge Osinbajo Not To Join Presidential Race by Canalmind: 1:08pm On Mar 20, 2022
drop your contact, icq or whatsapp

Wirewire1m:
The ones sent by Tinubu,abi?
Politicians have ruined this country, it is now survival for the fittest. I opened this new moniker to help people out of poverty. Bring your bank job info , CC, let us make money
Politics / Re: What Babangida Said About Buhari In 1985 - New York Times by Canalmind: 4:05pm On Jun 04, 2021
One thing that still baffles me is.. Why did the people who witness Buhari's first regime didn't come out to tell the country how useless He was then? So as to prevent him from getting the position.
Politics / Re: "Change The Name Of Nigeria To Biafra" -Emma Powerful by Canalmind: 4:00pm On Jun 04, 2021
The "Uranium" that is voted, is good. As most indigenous Nigerians react to most things like chemicals.
Travel / Re: My Sweet "Ivory Coast" Memories by Canalmind: 10:54pm On Jun 01, 2021
Yes, Ivory Coast is a nice country and they are still kind to foreigners, as many of the population in the cities are foreigners. They know Nigerians for the good (charity and parties), bad (fraud), and ugly (ritual money).

The people are more exposed than when the EMEKUSBOY9 last visited and he probably had stayed in Treichville or Marcory or Koumassi.

You can still find love, but most and money for hand, back for ground.

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Fashion / Re: Manual Clipper: How Many Nairalanders Used This? (Photos) by Canalmind: 11:04am On Mar 20, 2021
Only those born in 80s and maybe early 90s, would have used this.

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Music/Radio / Re: Wizkid Wins First-Ever Grammy For ‘Brown Skin Girl’ by Canalmind: 9:37pm On Mar 14, 2021
slawormiir, you don get another point to pepper them davido fans..

Your nigga(wizkid) won at grammys.

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Romance / Re: See What Happened Between Me And My Boss Some Months Ago. by Canalmind: 4:51pm On Feb 24, 2021
una no go wound person with laughter for this forum.

The whole story ended with no point though, unless the writer wants his readers to be imaginative. #justsaying.

MejiLoyon:

Check his signature.... You'll understand

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love With 5 Different Guys, Who Should I Choose? by Canalmind: 4:43pm On Feb 24, 2021
BREAKING NEWS

The man who said, he that findeth a woman, has found happiness. Has apologized!

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by Canalmind: 12:27pm On Feb 16, 2021
Funny you.. Says you from West Africa..

Mokason288:

No body will vote any of Trumps relatives

As long as Trump is attached to the name



I HOPE I MADE SENSE

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Family / Re: Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids For Marriage To Our Daughters by Canalmind: 10:08pm On Jan 15, 2021
Pussy of maids are cheaper than daughters.

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Religion / Re: Spiritual Counseling/ Spiritism And Other Related Matters by Canalmind: 9:45am On Dec 25, 2020
Who am I to claim powerful in this Universe? And who are you to tell say I am powerless?

I know your likes, thanks for the comic relief though.


Asgard13:


You’ve said nothing grin

The church is marching and the gate of hell cant stop it..

Will double dare you and millions of your likes to stop the church of God..

If you believe you and billions o your likes ...

And I am telling you now till all billions of you both in the spirit world or whatever una belive ..

Powerless things.. being deceived ..

Jesus is the way .. truth and Life ... accept him or perish
Wages of sin is death ...

Your attack on the church is powerless and weak..

Only if you know.. but devil and his spirit has blinded you.. I pray for you that Holy Spirit of most high wil visit you.. that same you will preach the word of God and tell people the wonderful news of salvation..

... and so it is in Jesus name..

Nairaland will read your testimony.. and many will give their life to Christ
Religion / Re: Spiritual Counseling/ Spiritism And Other Related Matters by Canalmind: 8:53am On Dec 25, 2020
This is one thing that disgusts me about the so-called RELIGOUS Christians if someone expresses other believe than theirs, immediately, they see the person as the antichrist.

Mind you, the same folks (Christians) are quick to criticize each other, talking negatively about other denominations e.g Crucifying the Celestial Church or against the way the Cherub and Seraphim worship, very quick to judge Pastor Chris for his hairstyle.. I can keep the list going. They forget that the greatest Apostle Paul (back by popular opinion) warned against such. 1 Corin 1 vs 10 - 17.

And yes, the church is marching to Asgard (a location associated with gods).

My 2 cents!






Asgard13:


Same for you grin

And the disappointment that awaits you.. will rather die believing the Bible ... the devil have really really brainwashed you.. now you’re confused.
You mention bible characters to press your case .. yet you don’t believe the same .. because it pained you tht Christ has risen..

It pains you tht Jesus is the son of God

You claim you know Jesus Christ .. but you refused to believe he’s the son of God .. tht died for our sin

For even the Satan and his hordes of demon know and the tremble

Why do you fear the great day of judgement.. to you wizards it’s the dreadful.. but can’t avoid..

Let me tell you straight

You’re nobody to stop the church ... the church is marching and the gates of hell cant stop it.. not even your grandmother and her beliefs.. not even Lucifer .. since the days of nimrod till the coming of Jesus your decievers failed ..
Even in the wilderness.. they failed and will continue to fail

If you think you can stop the church grin mr dreamer... you’ve failed already..

Those that book session with you are desperate and gullible souls searching for identity and surely as God lives .. someday they will be liberated

Time is short to allow devil deceive you.. better wake and embrace Life.

Jesus is life!

The way .. the truth.. and we shall know the truth and it shall set us free..

Like you say at your deathbed at old age... you will cry for the grace to embrace that which you abuse and discard.

My prayers for you is that may it never be late for you

Devil is the father of deception and lies... nothing pure comes from him.

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Religion / Re: Spiritual Counseling/ Spiritism And Other Related Matters by Canalmind: 9:55pm On Dec 24, 2020
You are childish for trying to troll using my username.

I won't cast my pearls to the dogs........

Since you claim to be a Christian, let me use the bible to butter what GofuckYourself said about not killing the Messiah.. Read 1 Corin 2 vs 8. Shalom!


Donspicey:



You wey know tell me nah........

Na everyday man pikin dey learn......
Religion / Re: Spiritual Counseling/ Spiritism And Other Related Matters by Canalmind: 9:08pm On Dec 24, 2020
Lol.. learn to say, I don't know.

Donspicey:



I see you have canalmind bro......

Study ur Bible to get the truth......
Religion / Re: Spiritual Counseling/ Spiritism And Other Related Matters by Canalmind: 8:43pm On Dec 24, 2020
You that studied the bible and understand it very well, how did Isaiah that prophesied the coming of the Messiah die?


Donspicey:



You can only confuse those who hv not been to where u claim u re presently and those who dont study the Bible...


I don run spiritual matter see say gain no dey am cos las las notin pass God.....


You deliberately skipped the part where one of the Thieves asked Jesus to forgive his sins and grant him eternal life....


May God deliver you bro.....


Happy xmas in advance
Religion / Re: Spiritual Counseling/ Spiritism And Other Related Matters by Canalmind: 1:15am On Dec 23, 2020
@Nuttella, You are still in kindergarten, that is why you are making noise.

@Gofuckyourself, More ink to your pen. You remind me of the days that CAPSLOCKED and some other guys on this forum used to inspire me.

@od501, May knowledge never be far from you

@leadzeal @IFSHR, May the sun shine warm upon you.

Nuttella:
Oga calm down, you are not the only one that have the gift of dream revelation, I have the gift too, it doesn't mean you should condemn churches, there are still good churches that will increase your fire for God, moreover the bible says we should not forsake the gathering of the brethren.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Sister Posts Photo Of Messi Kneeling At Her Brother's Feet by Canalmind: 1:53pm On Dec 10, 2020
In life, to be humble sometimes can be insulting.

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Religion / Re: Is Eating In A Dream Necessarily Bad? by Canalmind: 10:43am On Dec 06, 2020
slawormiir ... is a real niggar! I have been following him for a while.

ucheuzor1:


Bleep you niggar. What concerns pastor Chris here now. Pussy ass niggars everywhere

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Politics / #endsars: Nigerian Police Chief Says 102 Died In Protest by Canalmind: 8:16pm On Nov 25, 2020
Nigeria’s police chief says 102 people died, including 37 policemen during the #EndSARS anti police brutality protests in October.

He also said 196 people were seriously injured.

The Inspector-General of Police Mohammed Adamu gave the new figures of casualties at a meeting with state governors and regional leaders of some southern Nigeria states in Port Harcourt.

These latest figures, which are higher than previous numbers announced by officials, have not been independently verified.

It is also not clear if these figures include those believed to have been killed when the army opened fire on unarmed protesters in the wealthy Lagos suburb of Lekki.

Mr Adamu has also said that 136 police rifles were stolen during the period.

#EndSars protesters took to the streets across Nigeria for nearly two weeks calling for the scrapping of a notorious police unit over alleged abuses.

Mr Adamu however said that the primary objective of the protest was to affect regime change.

Romance / Re: The Misinformation Of Ubanja Or Whatever by Canalmind: 9:29pm On Nov 14, 2020
All of una be online keyboard warriors, plus Ubanja guy or shey na girl sef. In real life, we all need sex, just depends on how you get yours.

Shortyy:
I'm writing this based on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6242360/ubunjas-miseducation-2020-femininity/1#95844154

Y'all probably hate me now cause of my stubborn nature, I say it as I see it without twisting words. And I very much don't care about what any of you think or feel about me, because no one here feeds me nor clothes me. I don't censor words neither do I look face. And I'm not a premium beans like some ladies. I believe what I'll achieve in life, I definitely will with the help of God Almighty.


And no, I'm not a man hater. I very much love men because I have a father and a wonderful brother. When I go against some logics by men it is because as a woman, I know what and how it feels to be manipulated and unappreciated by some men, especially some downright downgrading comments I read here from men towards women.

Now on that link is a topic about femininity, and hey, I'm completely feminine, and I love men. Reading that thread and comments, I saw how men were agreeing and literally nodding their heads profusely to that write up, why? Because it is just what they expect from the female folk. And the word is "useless".

That a woman shouldn't work, that she shouldn't be bold nor outspoken, that she shouldn't hustle and fend for herself, rather she should depend on the men for her wellbeing by just being feminine. Ha! I'm sorry sis, you're digging your own grave. We all read comments from men all day calling Nigerian women broke, useless and " urgent 2k" gang. And "vagina people" when you don't use your head, work hard and fend for yourself, these same men agreeing to that ubanja bullshît will be the same people to create a thread here bashing you on how useless and dependent you are on them. This is what they do.

So as a lady, because you're feminine, therefore you're going to sit and use your "femininity" to make a man do your bid, you're just useless. Yes it'll work, they'll do the bid of course, but to them you're just useless and a mere object used for their satisfaction.

What am I saying in essence? Please endeavour to be your own boss, disregard whatever ogbanje or obanjo is saying. Fend for yourself, have self worth and discipline yourself and at the same time be feminine!

I'll use my boss as an example here. My boss makes foot wears, (and so do I) she makes bags, she repairs electronicals, she's all round. But if they ever tell you this lady does any of this you'd never believe. She doesn't have low cut nor acts like a man, she's100% feminine and so am I. And guess what? She's getting married next month to a wonderful man. Whenever bills come, they share it. And that respect is there! Ladies, (I'm drawing my ears o) do not let any man take away your respect. Don't be rendered useless because of a stupîd femininity that won't feed nor pay your bills. When you need money, you'll start begging, when you want to shower your parents with gifts, you'll start begging. And you're disrespected and reminded how poor you're all the time.

Even women their parents are stupîdly rich, still work hard to make their own money. (E get why).

Because you're female they expect you to be in a cage while they feed you banana like a monkey and pet you. And at the same time mock you.

Ladies embrace your femininity and also gain your respect. Pursue your career, be bold, talk when you need to, disagree when you need to, be your own boss. A man who truly knows your worth will love you!

Note: if you don't read that thread on that link from beginning to end, don't bother quoting nor mentioning me.

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Sports / Current Best Attacking Options In EPL by Canalmind: 8:16am On Nov 06, 2020
Which will you pick as a manager?

Romance / Re: Adulthood Is A Scam by Canalmind: 8:22pm On Nov 04, 2020
U don mean it. How can you say adulthood na scam? When you were young, you had to wait till it is dark to press that girl way you and am dey do mummy and daddy boobi, if u get luck sef u go chok am. But as an adult, you fit book hotel if you never get your own aparte, better still if you get your own place. You go invite am over to spend the night which she will willing come.

You cant drive as a young chap, but as an adult, get the money and maybe you will drive a Bentley.. Both stages have it's own advantage. Just man up and play the game of life.. #iLOVELIFE!
Religion / Re: Covid-19 And Halloween: Lockdown Means Witches' Coven 'can't Meet' by Canalmind: 11:21am On Nov 01, 2020
Better go and start reading other books, before people start thinking you are insane.

Righteousness89:
It is Written ,
So shall they fear the name of the LORD from the west, and his glory from the rising of the sun. When the enemy shall come in like a flood, the Spirit of the LORD shall lift up a standard against him.

I raise the Standard of the Lord against all territorial demons and agents of Darkness Worldwide! I Bind them Hands and foot and I Deploy Thunder from above mingled with Brimestone and Hailstone to rain upon them and Grind them to Powder in the Name of JESUS Christ... Amen
Thank you My FATHER ! To you Alone be all the Glory, Honor and Praises..

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