₦airaland Forum

In Nigeria today, we have a lot of fake churches and pastors who are there to on extort their congregation, who have turned church into business, who are preacing false doctrines nowaday, who prophecy only evil to people, who say things like they have God's phone number or their breasts are holy and blessed, so people should come and suck it.

Anyone?

Food for thought - They will all end up in hell if they don't turn to the gospel.
Also, share your experiences with them if you have one.

Mynd44
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Does anyone know the difference between the sabbatical year and year of jubilee?
We were taught in church today, but I still need clarification.

Question of the day - Is it still being practised today?

Mynd44
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linearity:
Not if said like a question, e.g.
You be winch? Is actually a compliment.

Now I get it.

Gaddafih001:
I grew up in Sapele. I don’t know where you are from but that’s what we actually mean.

Oh, ok.

Gaddafih001:
No.
I am only telling you that you are a genius.

Since when does winch mean genius?

Modified: Make you stop quoting me, them don explain am to me ooo.

Gaddafih001:
You be winch

Na insult be dat na.

Omo, see response. That mummy own someone posted, na confirm insult be dat.

Question of the day - What about things that sound Insultive but are actually compliments?

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Being an introvert

Always try to positively interpret a person's comment.
Maybe he meant that the economy is too tough.

Question of the day - I want to go school now, but no money. Which kind side hustle a pharmacy student fi do wey no go affect him result?

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Well, since he his running for presidency and not family head, I don't think he needs his wife or children. Also, maybe 9ja politics digust her just like it does to me.
That is the most viable reasoo I can think of.

Food for thought - Stop fighting over politicians, it can never benefit you.

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Ikpunnegi01:
How many accounts do you have with Nairaland? Some get up to 5 accounts or even more.

It's true ooo. I get 2 I don forget the password

kokoA:
Everybody's destiny is different. Some people japa and returned back empty handed, some people started business in Naija and made it big. Na only God where person soap dey.

Words from a wise man

Tomshelby:
Hello guys... I have a savings of 10 million.

How did you save\make 10M? How long? Please share with me.

Ikpunnegi01:
If e reach 10k downloads in 3yrs, they should thank God!

That's harsh. It's registered users is 3M+.
So lets say 3M+ in 17 years.

I'm still using the site.
Question of the day - If NL had an app, how many downloads would it have?
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As a child, normally I'd sleep with the lights off but that thing stopped as a teenager. I still wonder what I feared. I can do both tho.

Question of the day - What exactly did we fear?

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Greenfaces:
but I see forums like quora and reddit. They're not too different. What gaps have you identified in nairaland

A wise man once said it's not the animals that are strongest that'll survive, but the ones that can adapt.
Nairaland needs some few changes and new features.
If NL doesn't adapt with the times, sooner or later, it may(Godforbid it BTW) slowly fade away.

Fearyourcreator:
You won't do jack cus you couldn't start one in the first place .. easier said than done... who no get ideas .. when reality sets in you will appreciate top guys the more and your oga for work... it's not easy bro...

Oga, not everyone is into programming or stuffs like that.
All I'm saying is that he should introduce new features to the site.

Greenfaces:
What's wrong with the site

Have you been to the political section?

Greenfaces:
that's roughly 5billion. Oomo.....

Exactly. However, for the best forum in Africa, it's way too low.

Benwallt:
Don't bother opening it. I saw what I shouldn't have seen on a Sunday

and what would that be?

Fearyourcreator:
Since it's just double am for seun na ... he go quick Dell am

when I said just $5m, I meant when it's compared to the amount you quoted. Where person wan take see $5m?
But seriously, if I buy NL, i go really develop am.

Can you please explain in details what happened for us wey no get data

Fearyourcreator:
Can You pay $1b? Or you can get someone to pay that?

NL's worth is just $5M oga.

I thought this man was an athiest, so what is this?

Question of the day - Seun, can you please sell this site? Let somebody else develop and control the site if you can't do it.

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UptownVibes:
A real redpiller teaches how to handle women as a man.. They never said women are useless.. Probably you went reading or listening to women haters,and referring to them as redpillers. What op is saying is the same as being a redpiller. It simply means understanding women,and handling them the way it should be.. And not becoming a fool, trying to please them..

Oh, ok.

God has a way of protecting his people but never take a christian for a fool.
For me, I operate on the rule "do unto others what you want them to do to you."
So I teach lessons to people that do anyhow. It's not revenge, it's just free schooling.

Food for thought - Peter carried a dagger to protect Jesus.

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Sometimes, we can be the source of our problems without knowing it.

Question of the day - How long does it take to realize it?

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Pukkalolo:
You're wrong bro... No real Redpiller said that.
Try again

School me.

Tell that to those nonsense women hater group.

Question of the day - Women haters say that all women are useless, what about their mothers and sisters?

Modified - I just learnt the diff between Redpiller and women hater.

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