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Travel › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Lists New Rules For UK, South Africa Passengers by CandidNotes: 1:54pm On Dec 25, 2020
When your children start buying houses and cars for your wife in the future, don't say i didn't warn you o! grin

nijaomegacode:
I digress. When will arsenal make her fans proud?
Travel › Re: Onitsha Bridge On Christmas Day: Slowdog Shocked At What He Saw: Pics & Video by CandidNotes: 1:29pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Hates Buhari, God Won’t Answer Her Prayers: Femi Adesina by CandidNotes: 1:14pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
Travel › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Lists New Rules For UK, South Africa Passengers by CandidNotes: 1:07pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
Family › Re: Simi, Others Gift Money To Wife Who Appreciated Her Husband's Christmas Chicken by CandidNotes: 12:56pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
Food › Re: How Many Percent Of Your Income Do You Allocate For Feeding In A Month? by CandidNotes: 12:28pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
Jokes Etc › Re: Tailor's Disappiontment (check Out This Pics) by CandidNotes: 12:27pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Actors And Actresses That Always Play The Same Role In Movies. by CandidNotes: 12:27pm On Dec 25, 2020
I digress. Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown
NYSC › Re: Lady Who Saluted Her Mom Upon Return From NYSC Camp Gets Instant Job Offer by CandidNotes: 8:17am On Dec 25, 2020
Men keep complaining that their children only love their mothers. Treat your wife with love and your children will adore you. The way to a man's heart is se.x and food, the way to your children's hearts is the happiness and peace of their mother.

How they watched you treat their mother is EXACTLY how they will treat you when they are all grown.
Education › Re: Pictures Only People Who Attended Primary School In Nigeria Will Understand by CandidNotes: 4:26am On Dec 22, 2020
"You can also CALLED it"? Did you do tenses in school?

Diffpussies:
3; P.E uniform

Back then in primary school hope you remember?. You can also called it sport uniform we have many colors white house, blue, green, pick, red house. In my primary school days I was in the green house back then if you forgot to put on your P.E uniform when coming to school you receive punishment for that
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Ned Nwoko On His 60th Birthday by CandidNotes: 8:25pm On Dec 21, 2020
Ned Nwoko has been "59" since 2017, how come he is just turning 60 in 2020? I even learnt that the "59" is his football age shocked shocked shocked
Foreign Affairs › Re: New COVID-19 Strain: Belgium Suspends All Flights From UK by CandidNotes: 6:09am On Dec 21, 2020
No, the vaccine is only effective against the known strain. The long-term side effects of the current vaccine is yet to be determined as it was manufactured in a hurry. May God have mercy.

fratermathy:
It seems we are yet to see the end of this global pandemic. If new strains come up, I hope the vaccines would be effective against them?
Celebrities › Re: "You Are My Passion", Banky W And Adesua Get Romantic On Instagram by CandidNotes: 8:53pm On Dec 17, 2020
Adesua married Banky W right after he had chemotherapy for skin cancer, chemotherapy kills sperm cells and reduces a man's fertility. Adesua knew this and still stood by her man and married him. It breaks my heart whenever I see people mock her because she's yet to conceive not knowing her virtue brought her that challenge.


Exc2000:
cool


Its quite boring without a baby

Stick to boyfriend and girlfriend if you ain't ready for a family


..
Celebrities › Re: "You Are My Passion", Banky W And Adesua Get Romantic On Instagram by CandidNotes: 8:51pm On Dec 17, 2020
Adesua married Banky W right after he had chemotherapy for skin cancer, chemotherapy kills sperm cells and reduces a man's fertility. Adesua knew this and still stood by her man and married him. It breaks my heart whenever I see people mock her because she's yet to conceive not knowing her virtue brought her that challenge.


Vidsolution79:
There mate dey born pikin...dem dey Instagram dey play useless love....a won oni yeye
Celebrities › Re: "You Are My Passion", Banky W And Adesua Get Romantic On Instagram by CandidNotes: 8:48pm On Dec 17, 2020
Adesua married Banky W right after he had chemotherapy for skin cancer, chemotherapy kills sperm cells and reduces a man's fertility. Adesua knew this and still stood by her man and married him. It breaks my heart whenever I see people mock her because she's yet to conceive not knowing her virtue brought her that challenge.

Brandonx:
Don't do and start raising babies be saying passion nonsense and ingredients undecided

If you cannot give me a child why then should I go through the hurdles of getting married when I can easily get sex and more from every random girl.
Abegee undecided


If my post does not sit well with you why come to my mention to drop insult undecided are you that frustrated? If you read and ignore since I didn't tag you or your family member will you die ? Ehn huh Egbewamwomwen
Romance › Re: Why Our Kids Should Enroll In Technical School Before Going To University by CandidNotes: 6:29am On Dec 15, 2020
UDbester:
Who would pay the tuition fee?

Mumu too much
Government - tax payer's money.
Celebrities › Re: Kiki Mordi's Accuser, Oge Obidiebube Reportedly Commits Suicide by CandidNotes: 7:57pm On Dec 13, 2020
Dalil8:
If it's true, RIP to the poor girl.

Kiki Mordi and her feminist coven needs to be investigated.





They're mostly fat, ugly, broke and the least desirable women. Out to destroy men out of pure envy. Nothing else.

Majority of them are lesbians, so it's only natural that they hate their competitors (Men).

Feminism na scam!!


Honestly I have observed that the leaders of feminism are LESBIANS who see themselves as men and want to be treated equally. I feel sorry for the ignorant women who follow them thereby destroying their relationships and homes.
Romance › Re: I Need Advise On What To Do About A Controversial Girlfriend by CandidNotes:
You beat the girl until she became UNCONSCIOUS. I wish the police could trace you through your Nairaland account. You are a piece of TRASH.
Romance › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Dies On Top Of A Sex Worker In Lagos During Intercourse by CandidNotes: 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2020
gaius01:
Bro I don't use words without its meaning. If I were you the moment I find a new word, I check the meaning to add to my words register than asking a question or suggesting another word for me.

In case you don't know, amorality is the noun of amoral.
According to Merriam Webster,
Amoral is;
having or showing no concern about whether behavior is morally right or wrong.
So was using "amorality" in that context right or wrong. You have very poor use of grammar.
Romance › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Dies On Top Of A Sex Worker In Lagos During Intercourse by CandidNotes: 8:58pm On Nov 29, 2020
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Ok ooo, the rate at which youth reprobate premarital sex is so appealing. Now imagine the results.

Sex is overrated in our society, small kids want to do it, because amorality has taken majority of us unaware. 18years?? when I was 18 I was thinking of studies and my future than sleeping with ladies.

I have said mine, irrespective of your charade affirmation about the uses of sex before marriage. "Premarital sex is wrong, take it or leave it", just wait for it !

Am out!!!
What on earth is AMORALITY? Did you mean IMMORALITY?
Crime › Re: Pastor Istifanus Tiswan's 5 Daughters Kidnapped In Southern Kaduna by CandidNotes: 6:22am On Nov 14, 2020
Terrible, not terrific. Terrible: very bad, Terrific: very good

Timfreds:
This is terrific. 5 daughters of a single man. Imagine these girls going through the torture of continuous rape. Lord have mercy.
Politics › Re: Governor Yahaya Bello Appoints Anthony Edogbo As Aide by CandidNotes: 12:12pm On Oct 02, 2020
So many accounts hailing Yahaya Bello were just created today 2/2/2020. Yahaya Bello, keep deceiving yourself! Thief!!!
Fashion › Re: 'Human Satan' Slices Off Nose & Gets Horns Implanted Onto His Head (Graphic Pix) by CandidNotes: 12:07am On Sep 26, 2020
Original: Righteousness89
Fake: Righteosness89

Spelling difference.

[quote author= post=94274814]How Can I know the difference between the fake And Original[/quote]
Family › Re: My Wife Won't Cook For Our Guests. Please Advise Me by CandidNotes:
I'm sorry poster but your problem lies in the foundation of your relationship. When you were looking for a wife, what qualities were you looking for? If you married a "wife not cook" then you have a bigger problem than the issue you just raised. If you had actually married a virtuous woman on the other hand, this issue would not even come up at all. I am afraid that you are NOT married to a woman who understands her role as a HELP-MATE.
Family › Re: Help My Drunk Dad Before He Kills Himself..!!! by CandidNotes: 10:28am On Sep 03, 2020
It might be spiritual, very likely is. Look for a genuine man of God to break the bondage he is in. I wish you and your family the best.

drunkdad:
he's the eldest of all his siblings and yet, the same alcohol trend run In the family. all his male siblings are chronic drunkards.

I'm his eldest son and I'm totally confused on what to do. right now, we're not on talking terms because his presence alone annoys me. I don't know what to do to make him just focus on his life and get on with his family. take care of himself. and stop being a nuisance to everyone.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Wear A Face-mask And Don't Kiss During Sex - Canada by CandidNotes: 10:17am On Sep 03, 2020
Mouth to mouth resuscitation does not involve the exchange of body fluids, were you kissing the poor girl? undecided

rentAcock:
In all seriousness, some girls are so ugly, you need to cover their whole face with nylon bag just to have an erection.

Just the other day I witnessed a young girl collapse on the floor in a busy market. My brain told me to keep walking and pretend like I didnt see anything but my heart forced me to attend to the girl. I quickly rushed over to the unconscious and unresponsive teenager just laying down stone cold on the hot pavement. You see I used to be an avid fan of the TV show Greys Anatomy and I had learnt how to perform CPR just by watching that show. I quickly knelt beside the breathless and pulseless body of this young girl and I immediately started giving her chest compressions; 30 compressions and then 2 breaths mouth-to-mouth. I was scared I might contract covid considering I had no mask on and I was swapping bodily fluid with this stranger. But I didnt care, my mission was to provide as much aide as possible, life has no duplicate. This story probably doesn't belong here on this thread but I just want to say I was able to resuscitate the young girl, although she suffered some broken ribs from the chest compressions. While the message by the health minister comes from a good place, sometimes you cannot avoid having close contact without masks. Love making shouldn't be restricted either, continue to kiss your partner, there's already a high probability you have been exposed to the virus.
Romance › Re: Can Someone Explain The Feeling Of Disgust, Remorse And Disdain After Sex.? by CandidNotes: 3:23pm On Aug 31, 2020
Aberration*

Ladylite:
And your name is Enoch.... You are an arbitration
Travel › Re: What Are Top Skills I Need To Learn Before Leaving For USA? by CandidNotes: 2:01am On Aug 18, 2020
Programming
Phones › Re: I Don't See Nobody talking About Tablets Anymore by CandidNotes: 9:39am On Jul 24, 2020
Adewale1603:
Choice of Tablets and markets are decreasing by the day, since the transition of smartphones called phamblets, a coin word between phone and tablets. people prefer the medium 5.5inches, 6 inches screen size to larger tablets.
Phablets* not phamblets
Politics › Re: Some Nigerians Sabotaging Okonjo-Iweala's WTO Campaign – Paul Nwabuikwu by CandidNotes:
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Crime › Re: How God Saved Me From Ritualists During Job Interview by CandidNotes: 4:07pm On Jun 10, 2020
Yes. I think it's a good idea but I honestly don't know how to go about it.
Inteltower:
had same idea.
how can we join forces to make that device happen.
its an incredible idea.
once the signal alert is beeping. others around the vicinity will swoop in without waiting for the police
Crime › Re: How God Saved Me From Ritualists During Job Interview by CandidNotes: 1:20pm On Jun 10, 2020
A device should be manufactured and worn around the neck like a pendant on a chain by every Nigerian. This device should be an alarm such that if the wearer presses it, it would make a loud piercing sound to alert people around that the wearer is in trouble. Every body in Nigeria should wear one. It will reduce incidences of rape, kidnap, robbery, one chance etc as people within the vicinity will quickly swing into action. Children should be taught how to operate this device when they are in danger.

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