This 100 yrs old man
Rest in jesus name

God when will I become a delegate

omooba969:


GET YOUR PVC but y'all don't know how to use it.

You guys end up voting for the same corrupt politicians.

Do you have ur PVC yet

Get ur PVC guys

Spandau:


It's called wahala. Do you need to sound wasted?

Do you need to sound demented old man
Bitter soul

Wahaluur

AchichaMmuo:


Be calming down as how? did you even read his reply or na saw dust full your brain. You these people that their lives revolve around their pastors and priests, will never think straight.

I'm not the cause of your misfortune old man...you must not rant at any slight chance..move ahead abeg

This soludo blood dey hot walai... he should be calming down

Come and complete mine first
Thank you

This my gender sef
Nawa ooo
God forbid

gonkin:


Like I mentioned, I've been meeting ladies that want a mature guy. Besides I watch a lot of cartoons and also tend to talk in a similar way . It's like all ladies like serious mature guys. I even dated a lady that was pissed cuz i dont neither raised my voice nor ever got upset and whenever there's an argument instead of quarrelling, I walk away. Some ladies are used to being bossed around. Probably ladies from this region. U rearly find playful ladies here. Everyone wants to show off and feel fly. So regional factors too affected me.

Lol...sometimes girls just wanna be treated that way to show that you're a real man...keep being you dear..someone that fits perfectly will definitely come by

Badfinga:
The society has really impacted on how people behave these days. Everybody wants to form bad guy/babe

True tho...there're still few good pple out there
So there's still little hope

gonkin:


Like thread on the ear or a plastic bug. My favourite is the thread hook to a hair that makes it look like something is chasing her.

Lol
You're not well sha
That's a little annoying to some pple...but i dont see it as annoying

gonkin:
Cuz i behave very childish and I prank alot. Been meeting the wrong girls that always want a serious mature guy unfortunately I'm very playful

I guess wat you call prank is very annoying situation

It's kinda hard to see real guys out there
It's still on God

I'm a fashion designer..I make female clothes

But this my gender sha
I'm ashamed on their behalf

At last...there's some goodnews to hear after all
Congrats to one of my nollywood faves

Online vendors be doing the worse
Spoiling work for genuine ones out there

elinaxy:
WTF, be calming down okay

I'm serious
Una sha

Nairaland guys are so full of themselves...gosh
I wish you happy relationship..

Where do all these kind of men live
Tolerating all these rubbish from girls
Its well

God abeg oo
But this is funny

Hi
I'm sneakers

Lemme wait till I get married fes
My sweet man go hear am sha

MNDY:
And tucking small part of their shirt in on the side to show the shape of the as.s. One did it so well I could see her cameltoe too at the front.

Some girls who don't like such things would place the backhand of one of their hands above their a.ss to prevent it from shaping when walking.

How are you this observant...jeez

2 and 10 shouldn't be compared to the others pls
Life no get duplicate

kelvinrhs:


I already said it in my mind that this girl will be licking sand but I did not want to say anything

Everybody is trying to rush on the internet, but this is a faceless forum. Even if someone identify my handwriting, I can still deny it...

Anyways I stopped licking the back of my slippers the day I licked a duck or chicken poop. It had mixed with the sand and I just zazuu it.

That ended that chapter about 19 years ago but let me not lie I still licked sand about 5 years ago just out of curiosity

Lmao...even if anyone identifies u...wats the big deal..I mean, everyone has weird behaviours. So??

kelvinrhs:


U are not alone at all

In addition,
Growing up I used to lick the sand at the back of my slippers. Stopped doing it when I accidentally licked something else.

Omg!!...at least I'm not alone...up till now. I still lick and specially wen it rains..tho I'm also careful not to lick shit lol

I love the smell of wet sand wen it rains...like I'll feel like eating sand ...I love the smell of cement too

Bahamas95:
I have this habit of twisting my hair like am plaiting it. I usually do it when am bored.

Most times I don't even know am twisting it until someone draws my attention to it.....After twisting it would look as if am rocking dreadlocks.

I do that a lot too specially wen I'm alone bored of resting...my front hairline has suffered

heniford2:
i fancy your curves and looks like we could walk out something here

No pls