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Guy is simply amazing

Are they in various sizes?

Can you deliver at Sagamu?

Kobojunkie:
What you instead sensed was my absolute disgust for spiritual bullsheet— addiction to praying at midnight, dependence on dreams— which is all you spewed there feigning superiority over OP's ritual — visiting seers, paying attention to even the word of "mad" people.

Again, You are against critically reasoning your situation, right? Well, you and OP seem to be on the same path. So what makes your path better or different from his path?

Nothing is more entertaining than watching the display of ignorant people laced with a few touches or arrogance.

Their silly blabbings, their random assumptions and petty tantrums are nothing but entertaining.

No matter how learned you think you are, you have not started living, even at your age, if you don't understand that (1) life is spiritual and (2) the spiritual is more real than the physical (3) the spiritual controls the physical.

If you don't know these, life has not started with you. All you do, no matter how good they look, are not nothing but mirages. The delusion is so on you. Sir.

Kobojunkie:
OP equally claimed guidance from the seers and from the "mad" woman. So how is his idea of divine guidance any different from yours in this?

You are against critically reasoning your situation, right? Well, you and OP seem to be on the same path. So what makes your path better or different from his path?

I perceive your distrust and disdain for spiritual intelligence and most likely God. Unfortunately, I avoid arguments bordering on spiritual interactions and the theological concepts once I notice an awkward tendency.

Kobojunkie:
You believe with the advice you have offered here that you are less superstitious than OP is? See delusions abeg!

My ascertions are not superstitious. That is the reality for those who needs divine guidance on taking sensitive decisions like relocating a whole family.

A person's relationship with his maker is beyond delusion.

Real delusion is for a man who thinks that everything about life is mental.

I guess the delusion is actually on you here.

tallfish145:
HERE IS MY TRUE LIFE STORY
I moved to Abuja in the 2015 but never really liked the idea. Since then life has been back and forth with me. I have tried every possible means to get out of the city on so many occasions, I kept finding myself coming back(after moving out) due to unavailability of fund to start a new life elsewhere.
This year 2024 I finally made my mind to settle at Ilorin where I already rented a two rooms apartment and subsequently started something with the little capital I have. But something happened after two weeks that I have no choice than to move back to Abuja again. The reason behind it was a little bit scary. A madwoman had asked me to leave the town and go back to where I came from(Abuja). Not fully convinced, someone took me to a seer who also says same thing as the madwoman. I was given a deadline of moving out before two days. I obeyed and came back to Abuja.
The thing now is I can't find solace and peace here in Abuja because of standard of living and other factors. I really wish to live amongst my Yoruba speaking people with my family.
I am thinking of going against all odds and move back to either Ilorin or any other parts of Yorubaland.
Please your brotherly advice is needed.
Thanks

You mean a mad man, possessed with demons instructed you and you obeyed as a family man? You have seen too many nollywood movies and it's to an extreme extent. Why will a mad man decide where you and your family live?

Well, I perceive you're a very superstitious man. And life doesn't always work on superstitions. Please wake up to reality.

Have a serious relationship with God and be addicted to midnight prayers. You will have some God given dreams and your mind will be opened clearly as for what to do.

Meanwhile, please understand that the devil is already tossing you around. He sent a mad man to you to reduce your strength as a man and tamper with a decision that can be taken intelligently. This is what makes men weaklings. Please Don't allow any prophet to play with your sanity. You're your own first prophet.

Dear woman. Leave all the trash people have been saying. Your marriage is under attack. A strange woman just came to snatch your man and destroy your home. Listen up! The attack is not against you but the future of your children.

Can you pray? Do you go to prayer mountains?

If you can pray, the strange woman will forcefully leave him and he'll be back to his senses. It's an attack.

cyrusmillz:
As much as I love Osimhen and I believe he's a good player now doubt. But I still don't get the hype TBH.

To me ,he hasn't been on par with previous Africa's best.The likes of Salah, Mane and Yaya... He maybe he's the best the continent has to offer for now (based on his Napoli form) but they should just tone down on the hype. Even his performance so far at this AFCON is pretty poor if we are being honest with ourselves.

Can't wait to see you at Chelsea next season (with a new coach )

Your understanding of football is very shallow. There are kPIs to prove Osimen is even underrated. The boy is good. No caps.

Baba prove It that God promoted you and not a man. Put the men to shame. Tell them they are not God.

Yes... I was with the doctor and nurses when my daughter was brought out of my wife. Was assisting them as I was praying in tongues.

That was Dec 26, boxing day, 2022. The tiny baby then is the most pretty girl have seen in recent times. I'm so blessed.

flexyrule:
How about you say this to my face?

We can make it a LIVE event.

Maybe your "weak Fubara" can see what it means to tough.

Same silly gibberish. You think strength is about muscles only. Who are you that I will say it to your face? You're nothing bigger than a dot.

flexyrule:
You're just typing bullshit.

If you were made governor under similiar circumstances as Simi. There's nothing different that you can do.

You people will just sit down in the comfort of your houses and be typing rubbish.

Most of you didn't even contest for a SUG position, yet you're vomiting fire and brimstone on the Internet.

Can you read what to do typed up here and see how childish and uncout you sounded?

See you're one of the reasons Nigeria is so backward. Your kind of thinking doesn't belong to the new realities.

I said I will rather resign that be a puppet, you're spewing jargons. You think everyone is power intoxicated as you?

Dignifying you with a response is against the civil human code. You're not worth it.

Meanwhile, you know nothing about SUG. Just keep kwayet. You know nothing.

May God forgive me.

baralatie:
Everyone should be careful

Yes everyone carrying something great in his generation should be more careful.

Young pastors be careful. Some ladies have been strategically positioned at some points in your life. Their assignment is to destroy you and your ministry.

This news sent cold waves of fear down my spine. No matter how terrible the matter is, I never go to the house of a lady alone or be alone with her in a secluded place.


The best I can imagine is to assume that the allegations are not true and that God almighty will vindicate him. Because I understand too that when you speak against powerful men in government, your life and ministry are in danger too.

Meanwhile, don't stop fearing women, ladies especially, they'll do anything and go any length to destroy you.

Fubara is a pure and applied midget. What a disgusting scene.

I can't imagine myself as a Governor being so weak and technically sidelined as the principal officer of my state.

The commissioner technically made it clear that Fubara is not their principal and boss.

I'd rather leave the seat for them than to appear like a caricature or a puppet.

Even if I'll swear them in by playing to the gallery, I must leave a stern warning note of 'do anyhow, see anyhow'.

I hate weak people.

The guy is average. He's not fit for Madrid. Someone that can squander several changes. He's ratio is not outstanding. Madird bawo? He can do to psg sha. Or Arsenal.

I want to learn too because my wife have been claiming too busy to change hers. And I am only observing. I will soon change it for her. Order for a refund of my bride price and update my status back to single.... Then japa.

Na wa o. Well wedding gown is first of all a gown.

It's not altogether abnormal except it's being worn by a man. And there are a few crazy men out there.

She might just have started a new fashion trend for women.

Women love nonsense.

Cooolme:
Greetings Nairalanders...
I will be 20 by year ending and I just discovered my Bp is high, this is very shocking to me. Was sick some days ago and I went for a complete checkup that's how i found out, although that wasn't the cause of my illness. I Don't exercise anymore but I'm not fat and I think my paternal family has this hypertension history that affected my father. Can these factors be the cause I'm experiencing this?

Do you have anxiety issues? Generalized anxiety disorder or anxiety neurosis? Has any doctor told you before?

Bongadu:
I impregnated my ex girlfriend when I was young and relocated because at time I was young and stupid, I gave her money for abortion but she disagreed on removing it , so I had no choice but to flee as I was irresponsible and poor
My ex girlfriend put to bed months after I left and raised the child living with her parents
I relocated back last year December , I'm trying to get back with my daughter but my ex won't let me be near me even I want to take responsibility and care for my daughter
She's getting me frustrated, I'm thinking of suing her for not letting me be a presence in my daughter's life

The best you can do is work your way carefully and strategically. You're not a worthy father yet. A father don't deny pregnancies. Since you're wiser now, the wisdom is you gradually working yourself into the picture. You need to spend plenty money. Hoping they don't reject your offers.

thinkmoney:
People only blame coaches but fail to admit that we have average players

Average players is very good enough to beat a poor team like them. Average team is good enough for most teams in Africa except a few.

Do you really need Cr7, Messi, Mbape, Halaand before you can beat Guinea?

Drbarmes:
How is that ur problem?

It became my problem when she decided to go public with her private life.

APART FROM BEAUTY, ARE CHILDREN YOUR NEXT OFFER?

This is 2024, ain't 5 kids too much? No plan for family planning?

Happytravels:
He is 31 and he lives with family right now. His mother is also married. I'm not sure why her husband doesn't sleep in the bed either. My husband has a big coach to sleep on but he doesn't use it. She also walks in when he is on the toliet and talks to him even though he is nude. I'm not saying anything sick is happening. That is not what I am implying. I just want to know if it is normal in Nigeria or not

Sincerely, it is NOT normal. It is considered an aberration.

AlabiKILLER2023:
Swear sey you no dey touch her


tinini tanana

I dey touch her. Silly pervert. Not all men are like you. In fact, plenty are still sane.

NwaliE01:
But you can still throw her up after your wife bath and cloth her.
The world today have made having physical contact with our girls children look evil.
The truth is that we don't want to expose them to those monsters on the street.
So, we apply caution from the get go.
I don't bath my baby girl because I have thought them no one is allowed to touch their private part except their mom or few anties. I think from ages 5 should be okay to stop showering her.

My wife is always busy... She travels to work every morning. Well, while I keep teaching my children to be very sensitive to their bumbum and their tonton... I don't stop praying for divine protection. Can anyone keep his ward enough if God's not keeping? See, there is no hard and fast rule, God must keep our children from evil.

saintruky:
How do you wash her private parts?

Sincerely, I don't know o... I know, I wash it... Without paying any special attention.

I want to know too... I so much love bathing my girl. She's such an amazing jewel. It's always fun and amazing throwing her up after birth and hearing her laugh out loud.

Gilgil:
Pls tell me more about First Monie.
How is it better than the other 2

Can't type much here. But the charges are the cheapest. And they pay as commission at the end of month. There is easy access to quick loan too.

TruthsFM:
My Nairaland People, Between Opay Pos and Moniepoint Pos machine, Which is durable and easily to used without hindrance. Happy new year 2024.

Moniepoint is good... Opay is good too. But opay is more favorable for bussiness than moniepoint. Opay has lesser charges and can lend you to meet up with urgent transaction needs. Moniepoint has stopped that. The oga patapata is first monie sha.

I want to fly in an aircraft. I'm close to 40, I've never engaged that means of transportation. I've never even been close to a plane.

Is he your husband or your boyfriend?

If he's your husband, it is definitely awkward not only here but it all cultures.

For him to be your husband, we can safely assume he should be in his home and be man enough to provide some basic items like adequate bed, if his mother is staying with him.

But is he still living with his parents? If he is, it is still abnormal too. Ain't there enough mattresses? It's all shades of wrong.

Give us more information. Don't let anyone here blackmail you with soft emotions of you coming in between him and his mom.

When a man is married, it is not expected to ever sleep with his mama on the same bed. Is he poor? Is the mama poor? why are they together?