₦airaland Forum

Uyi168:
To start with, different Christian denominations don't even get along...
They don't/rarely marry themselves...
They call each other names..
Jehovah witnesses and the Catholics are majorly at the receiving ends...

AMONG PENTECOSTALS EVEN, IT'S A WAR TO MARRY FROM OUTSIDE THEIR OWN CHURCHES.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE CONFUSED, DELUDED AND DISORGANIZED GROUP LIKE CHRISTIANS. EVEN A FLOCK OF SHEEP IS MORE ORDERLY THAN THEM CUZ AT LEAST THEY USUALLY MOVE IN ONE DIRECTION.

Michellekabod2:
I will create a thread for that if you promise to post a picture of you and your partner

Tundemanias:
Hey Dear Lover,


Your body like that of the sun, your skin ravishing, your beauty stunning even toa closed eye, your physique the lust of every man but yet somehow you decide to invest all that in a relationship with me.

Tundemanias:
Hey Dear Lover,
Your body like that of the sun,

Shibaraba:
We also offer heart break services.

AS A PROFESSIONAL HEART BREAKER YOUR TEAM IS INCOMPLETE WITHOUT ME.

blazesam:
To my baby and heart code, happy Valentine's Day Okoh Joy... I cherish you

Adanairaland:
Not Funny.
Not Interesting

arinze198:
A 35-year old man, Adeoyo Isiaka, has been arrested in Lagos for tricking a 17-year old girl into sex by handling her breasts and getting her confused.

GraGra247:
The "possessive" love that most young people parade today is not real love. Its evil POSSESSION. Yes I mean the devilish type. Some people use charms to subjugate their partner.

The "I can't live without you" kind of love. Its total madness. That is not love, its bondage. It's called evil soul tie. Do not seek it.

Its the type of devilish love that makes people to commit suicide


Any love that makes a guy or lady to commit suicide in a break up in not true love.

Sundaygeorge:
Men are being more smart this days

joncom:
8. These items would sell too much today;
Condom, flowers, ice cream, ishewu. Hampers, shawamma, suya..... AND COLD BEER.

Add yours...

mhizdebbygold:
My baby!
Yeah you're still my baby cos every moment spent with you was bliss. We didn't work out cos I didn't fight for us. I wish you the very best in all u do. Stay blessed.

thorpido:
This one na Celina Odion.

I think she's dealing with a nutritional disorder sha.

Professorcplus:
SHOW ME

The resturant was empty and I saw him sitting alone in the corner having a meal and, for some reason, was moved to speak to him. I walked confidently to the old man and on getting closer, I observed his old, wrinkled but yet, tender-looking face and figured he must have been well into his 70s and though dressed simply, he had a rather dignified look.

I had a couple of the flyers and invitations for the launch of our new church and the old man certainly looked like he needed a good church to attend.

“Good day Sir, do you mind if I join you?” he obliged with a beckoning of his hand.

“Sorry to bother you sir” I continued, “but I wanted to ask if you’d be free this weekend?”

“Why?” He asked.

“We’re dedicating our new church building” and then I proceeded to tell him all about the church and its magnificence, the materials used to build it, the contributions, the cost and how its going to be the best and biggest in the region.

“I don’t remember when last I went to a church” he replied with a faint smile.

Though curt, he wasn’t impolite, just very direct and obviously a man of very few words, or perhaps he was just unimpressed with me. So, I decided to take it up a notch…..

“Do you mind if I ask if you are a Christian sir?”

“Are you?” was his rather odd reply; as if that wasn’t obvious enough, or perhaps he didn’t hear me inviting him eagerly to my church – what more does he need to know to conclude that I am a Christian?

I still went on to answer him and told him about my church attendance and church work, of how anointed my pastor is and how I read the bible and how blessed I have been attending church. When I was done, for the first time in our entire conversation, he looked up at me square in the eyes. The look lasted but a split second and yet, it gave me goose bumps for it seemed as though it lasted an eternity. It seemed as though he had looked beyond my face and eyes; deep into my heart and soul and to be honest, it was a bit scary. I felt very naked.

He then smiled at me, a gentle and seemingly pitiful/ sympathetic smile. He stretched out his hand and held mine. His hands were invitingly warm and soft.

He then said to me:

Show me your church and I’d show you my love.

Show me your pastor and I’d show you my Saviour.

Show me your holy book and I’d show you my purified and saved heart.

Show me your blessings and I’d show you my peace that’s beyond understanding.

Show me your tithes and offerings and I’d show you the street beggars that know me by name.

Show me your magnificent building and I’d show the shelters I’ve built and the orphans I’ve put through school.

Show me you speak in tongues and I’d show you the language of compassion that leads me to fund the surgeries that restores sight to the blind.

Show me your well-dressed members and I’d show widows that fondly call me “husband”.

Show me your destination and I’d show you the way.

Show me your religion and I’d show you my God.

Pa Abraham’s words pierced me, for somehow, it shattered my self-righteous indignation. Those words went through my ears, scrambled my brain and sank into my soul; they were words that addressed everything that I had ever held in my mind.

Tears welled up in my eyes. I didn’t understand why or how, cos I don’t normally cry. He stood up to leave, letting go of my hand but I held on, almost desperately and somehow, the only words I could mutter were, “show me!!”
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NwaAmaikpe:




Every right-thinking man who was well-trained by their parents will agree that her husband did the right thing.

It doesn't matter if a married woman tastes another preek deliberately or by accident, it has the same effect on them.
It turns them to uncontrollable whores.

Since it will be very inhumane for the man to get a welder to construct a burglary protector over his wife's kpekus, he did the honourable thing by frustrating her till she realized it was time to go with her badluck because there's no way she'd still regard him as a man after tasting those 4 drug-fuelled heartless stallions's phalluses.

As long as she moaned or even shed a tear of joy while this was going on, she doesn't deserve to spend another minute as his wife.
She deserves to be even ostracized from the village since she has the manipulating nerves to make him feel guilty for this.

Only a weak man will empathize with such a lady because she could have even masterminded it just to fulfill a perverted craving of being gangbanged in front of her husband right on their marital bed.

I fear these women, it will be unwise for any man not to.

My heart still goes out to the man for the trauma he still undergoes anytime he replays the image of his wife twisting and moaning for armed robbers.
Can you even imagine his pains?

Tufiakwa!

chatinent:
Rubbish! I don't know why I should be a puppet to some female human just to study some godamned signs to keep her. Whatever happened to being oneself.

lastchild:
I disagree with you, those high level single women cries at night wishing they can get a man who will make the first move no matter his level

Martinez39s:
Things didn't turn out as the walnut-looking HR called Taiwo expected so she decided to play the victim card by saying "now I see why people are afraid to report rape in Nigeria" and it also backfired. Lmao

Martinez39s:
Just like people increasing their chances at lottery success by playing more tickets.

joseph1013:
If you think life is so complex it must have a designer, how did you identify the designer? How did you search for it?

OLAADEGBU:
You should notice the difference between Trump and Obama your hero, the difference is clear as Ogbuefi Trump does not take prisoners.