₦airaland Forum

budaatum:
You all need to watch this to find out the cause of death of a 103 year old man.

I am recommending it!

donstan18:
At it stands now, a living poor man is better than him.

Lanresnett:
Am so sorry nick, jst leaving the shop now, n couldn't get a place for us to chill, so tried, plsss letsmake it tomorrow, I would have booked d room so u can come over after work, thanks.

I stumbled on this on her phone! Her text message to some guy, who's been toasting her, while she's bin claiming she's got nothing to do with hm.

Just your opinions please.

MrColdsweat:
You had to spin everything and blame me even when I never said anything about myself.

fabman66:
Good day my people, due I have been an active member of this forum but I have to open this new account for some reasons

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU PEOPLE USUALLY START YOUR STORIES WITH THIS LINE. IS THERE SUPPOSED TO BE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE USUAL CURTAIN RAISER?

UnclePrincipal:
After reading the comments of many unreasonable fellas here. I now understand why many guys wickedly break many ladies heart. Keep on keeping your options open

Preshy561:
The energy these useless men exhumed on hating and subconsciously stuffing women's matter in their smelly sagged balls is the reason why Africa is where it is today.

When you wanna witness first hand hopelessness, come to nl, they can never disappoint.

Jobless things.

SO ROMANCE SECTION MALE VISITORS OF NAIRALAND FORUM ARE THE REASON FOR ALL OF AFRICA'S PROBLEMS?
LOL. NEVER SAY THINGS WHEN YOU'RE FRUSTRATED FOR NO REASON BECAUSE ALL THAT YOU WILL SAY IS "BUNKUM"

ALSO, I THINK THERE IS NOTHING LIKE "SAGGED BALLS". HAHA. THE BALLS ARE FREQUENTLY MOVING AND ADJUSTING WITH BODY POSITION/TEMPERATURE, SO PICK SOMETHING ELSE IF YOU WANT TO TROLL MARTINEZ39S. LIKE HIS BLOND HAIR OR SOMETHING

NyenwePHC:

Bia Ogbeni! Can put all your eggs in one basket?
If no, then its a good plan for ladies to have plan B in a relationship in as much as the man has not made any commitment yet.

Omar09ss:
Summary, anyone?

MAMA'S BOYFRIEND... A VERY RICH MAN, A VERY HANDSOME MAN, A HIGHLY UNFAITHFUL SOUL, AND ALSO THE BIGGEST DEALER OF HIV IN AFRICA..... FINALLY KICKED HER OUT FOR SAYING A LOT OF DUMB SHĮT.

JasonScoolari:
Dear Investors;


You can find one of the biggest skull mining factories in West Africa and the headquarter is located in "South West Nigeria"

SOUTH WEST & HUMAN HEADS ARE INSEPARABLE.

proclinician:
Congrats on escaping the worthless leaches

Casalinda:
He is not your average kind of man, he is above average well educated and speak proficiently well.

SO WHAT IS THE AVERAGE KIND OF MAN?
SO AVERAGE MAN IS NOT WELL EDUCATED, AND DOESN'T SPEAK PROFICIENTLY WELL?

DO YOU KNOW YOU WERE DUMPED BECAUSE YOU SAY A LOT OF DUMB SHIT?

martins18:
she doesn't know how to tell him to stop without hurting his feelings.

I was like tell him you already have a boyfriend nah and she said 'no' that he's funny and fun to be with, she doesn't want to loose a good friend....


Man am done, anything she does is none of my business henceforth. I have really learnt a lot of lessons from stories here.

[Modified]

She called this morning to end things.

She has been a silent reader on nairaland and i wasn't aware, my moniker gave me away.

She was surprised when i didn't beg and she was like "those guys have poisoned your mind abi".

backnbeta:
Either of three things:
1. He is a Christian, but was paid to carry the 'bomb' to mess up Christianity and cause confusion
2. He is a Muslim, paid to carry the 'bomb' by top government officials or religious bigots out to tarnish the Christians
3. He was a Christian, converted to Islam and now a terrorist

Whatever they say; Christians don't bomb in the name of religion... it's not our modus operandi

elated177:
Isaiah 24:4-5 The earth dries up and withers; the whole world grows weak, both earth and sky decay. The people have defiled the earth by breaking God's laws and by violating the covenant he made to last for ever.


Homosexuality is a violation of the law of the Creator of heaven and earth.

earthsync:
Lol you forgot coronavirus

Michellekabod2:
At all points they want the narrative that Muslims are the devils and themselves the saints. Without proof of the authencity of the deluded FFK claims they are jubilating.
All the years when Muslims were attempting bombing FFK didn't bother to investigate the identity of the bombers but all of a sudden he turns detective to save his fellow Christians a$$.

FFK and Reno omokri don't have the interest of Nigeria at hand,they are only anti-muslim/anti-north.

THE AVERAGE MUSLIM WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FAITH. THE AVERAGE CHRISTIAN WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THE CASH.
DO I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT MANY CASES OF FULANI KILLERS, BANDITS AND KIDNAPPERS IN THE NORTH ARE THE HANDIWORKS OF CRIMINALS THAT ARE EITHER CHRISTIANS OR MUSLIMS, AND SOMETIMES A TEAM OF BOTH?

THEIR NEXT MOVE IS TO SAY HE WAS NEVER A TRUE CHRISTIAN. AS IF THE MUSLIM TERRORISTS WERE EVER TRUE MUSLIMS.

rummmy:
and wants to bomb his own church too? some people reasoning shaaaa

WITH THE RIGHT PAY, ANYBODY WILL DO ANYTHING.
CHRISTIANS ARE DYING IN SHAME, AND ARE FIGHTING SO HARD TO SWALLOW THE FACT THAT THEIR OWN BLOOD TRIED TO PULL ALAHU AKBAR ON THEM.

LET ME EVEN TELL YOU SOMETHING.. NOT ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS. A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF MOST MAJOR TERRORIST GROUPS CONTAIN PEOPLE FROM CHRISTIANITY AND OTHER RELIGIONS, AND TERRORISTS ATTACK ISLAM TOO.

Maximus69:
But throughout the earth even before the Europeans colonize the world, people believed and practice one form of worship or another anywhere they could be found!

broadman20:
You are an agent, go and read the Bible if you can and see Jesus cursing a City and even a fig tree.
Never provoke a true man of God,
It's a warning......

WHAT. A. FOOL.

Olejoye:
We are not ready in this country. Imagine still being impressed by the folly of silly old men such as this? An influential robber could only do a street walk?
Nigeria WILL sink.

Raalsalghul:
Capslocked, I'm a christian and I agree with you that religion is a problem in Nigeria.

Kestolove:
I don't have any rest in peace to give to any police killed by robber, accident or boko haram...

traihit:
People pray because prayers have solved problem that looked unconquerable.

CAPSLOCKED:
GIVE 2 EXAMPLES OF UNCONQUERABLE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SOLVED WITH STRICTLY PRAYERS.

traihit:
I'm not going to do that. If I do and even if you agree I've made a point; then I'd have ended up making a point and that'll be all. Whatever I've typed, it's either you agree or you don't and your option doesn't stop making you you.

WONDERS SHALL NEVER END!!!

LLMG:
you are wrong if not for prayers nigeria would be worse off right now.